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What is the most ridiculous lib position that you can think of?
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Date: August 14th, 2019 10:55 AM Author: olive swashbuckling property we all know that libs believe a lot of crazy and dumb shit, but some of it is a lot crazier and dumber than the rest
for me, the most utterly absurd lib belief is that we shouldn't bother owning guns under the 2nd amendment as a check against potential government overreach, because if the government ever sent in the military against civilians, "our guns wouldn't be effective against the Real Military"
it always blows my mind whenever another grown adult rattles this one off. so in your hypothetical scenario, the government has decided to send in the military to kill its *own citizens,* and in this scenario you.....don't want to have guns....? i've talked to some otherwise pretty "intelligent" "men" who will look you in the eye and tell you this, and it's fucking mind-blowing every single time
anyways, poast your favorite ridiculous lib beliefs. there are some funny ones. not looking to debate "policy" here, just want to laugh at libs being silly |
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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:27 PM Author: amethyst motley hospital *feels better going to battle against US army M1A1 and air force F-16 because he has an AR-15
*is bobby birdshit |
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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:29 PM Author: olive swashbuckling property you would rather be....unarmed in this scenario? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38685677) |
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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:31 PM Author: amethyst motley hospital do u think it maeks a difference? actually if u want to argue u need guns to protect against govt then u shld also be arguing that the 2nd amn protects ur right to buy an F-16 or scud missile or bradley fighting vehicle
otherwise just STFU u moron |
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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:37 PM Author: olive swashbuckling property answer the question
it's always hilarious to force eloi lib "men" to explicitly say that they'd rather be unarmed and defenseless than able to defend themselves
say it |
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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:38 PM Author: amethyst motley hospital i wldnt care, it doesnt make a fuking difference. having no gun wld actually be preferable, maybe they just take u prisoner and put u in lib trannie re-education camp... im ok with that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38685734) |
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Date: August 14th, 2019 1:32 PM Author: Swollen institution stock car Libs men always have their asses to offer up in negotiations. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38686024) |
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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:43 PM Author: irradiated submissive idiot son of senegal More importantly I want guns in case society/government collapses.
In that case it will be the most valuable thing to have and I find it more likely than having to revolt against a non-collapsing US Government. I want to be able to survive a major catastrophe where the US no longer exists/functions as such, either briefly or completely.
If the power grid goes down, it's anarchy by nightfall. I'd like to have weapons. |
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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:51 PM Author: Vengeful Police Squad Garrison ask them how ineffective Vietnamese farmers were against da real military. libs are also unwilling to accept that many active servicemen and LE would find it unconscionable to even participate in large scale firearm seizures. something something defending the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic |
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Date: August 14th, 2019 1:01 PM Author: olive swashbuckling property they're just eloi and have zero frame of reference or any ability to think outside of the ivory tower. the complete ignorance of historical equivalents is one thing, but it really belies a disconnection with objective reality itself
the mindset of someone who thinks that it would be best to not be armed in the case of a government deciding to attack and kill its own citizens (!!!) is one of somebody who is completely unable to abstractly grasp and understand that scenario. these people are the equivalent of children who have been insulated from any sort of danger or conflict for so long that they can no longer (or in many cases, never have been able to) conceptualize it |
Date: August 14th, 2019 11:01 AM Author: Chartreuse nofapping juggernaut indian lodge Genetic variation exists in every separate population based on evolutionary pressures over tens of thousands of years. These variations are super important and result in white privileges like not getting sickle cell disease, having hair that's easier to cut, or being able to digest cow's milk.
However the only trait left completely untouched and exactly equal throughout these tens of thousands of years is intelligence. And it's racist to do anything other than state blankly and nod in agreement when they tell you this. |
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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:21 PM Author: Cream fortuitous meteor Science is Real, bigot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38685643) |
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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:25 PM Author: Bearded talking casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38685655) |
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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:03 AM Author: bistre public bath Libs be 180 but yo OP makes a point. Vietnam, Iraq, Libya, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38685189) |
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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:03 AM Author: wonderful cyan weed whacker But but I heard well known bort traitor ARE Reptile spout this repeatedly!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38685197) |
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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:05 AM Author: floppy whorehouse filthpig giving standing ovations to people with severe mental illness who (because they are mentally ill) mutilate their genitals (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38685213) |
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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:05 AM Author: flushed black woman This is the type of shit that is pathological liberalism: https://www.redstate.com/alexparker/2019/08/13/reaching-pinnacle-stupid-students-petition-change-white-pedestrian-crossing-lights-shade-closer-people-color/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38685218) |
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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:06 AM Author: histrionic volcanic crater Racism is bad but we should codify racism to fight racism. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38685225) |
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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:09 AM Author: indecent hell i'd rather not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38685238) |
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Date: August 14th, 2019 11:11 AM Author: flushed black woman Insert the name of any other race the way they talk about "whites" or "whiteness" and tell me if it would be acceptable. Racism/bias/discrimination against whites is permitted. They involve themselves into a delusional, almost satanic level of hypocrisy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38685247) |
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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:29 PM Author: amethyst motley hospital this is like some 5'4 birdshit on a street corner whining how US society hates whites
its just pathetic and stupid, only a loser would believe it, or even care really |
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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:44 PM Author: lime magical philosopher-king dilemma Go back to bed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38685775) |
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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:20 PM Author: olive swashbuckling property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38685638) |
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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:23 PM Author: Mahogany pungent athletic conference Transitioning toddlers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38685650) |
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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:29 PM Author: Fishy Therapy Ran here. The racial stuff above has a bigger absolute effect and is more relevant day to day, but this one is the most insane. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38685676) |
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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:27 PM Author: Arousing Alpha This ultralib roommate I used to have would drive me crazy because he didn't believe in locking doors. He refused to lock our apartment when he left despite us living in a dangerous neighborhood. He would sometimes leave the door *OPEN* while I was in my room asleep. Whenever I would bring up burglaries and other crimes that happened in our vicinity, he would call the police racist and sympathize with the criminals. He also described property rights as "tenous." I am sure if he were ever robbed at gunpoint he would apologize for his whiteness.
He's currently a 2L at Michigan. |
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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:30 PM Author: olive swashbuckling property lol'd at the word "tenuous" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38685680) |
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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:31 PM Author: lime magical philosopher-king dilemma This guy sounds DANGEROUSLY intellectual (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38685686) |
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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:30 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Internet-worthy Gay Wizard Potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38685683) |
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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:32 PM Author: amethyst motley hospital even the most "insane" lib position is nothing compared to like the average conturd position nowadays
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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:32 PM Author: lime magical philosopher-king dilemma lol no one actually thinks this you dunce. hint: policies like this would have to be "race blind" and who in their right mind would want to arm a bunch of "teens" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38685694) |
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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:34 PM Author: amethyst motley hospital just give 5 year olds bulletproof backpacks instead, and train them to all run at the shooter at the same time like we train US marines!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38685699) |
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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:38 PM Author: Territorial chad lol i read "position" as job position, not political position
my immediate reaction was "digital strategist" |
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Date: August 14th, 2019 12:49 PM Author: irradiated submissive idiot son of senegal No immigration enforcement + welfare state.
It's hard to beat that, as it's so obviously absurd and unprecedented irl for obvious reasons. But when you presume everyone has a right to live anywhere and also have a right to all their needs + more, indefinitely (at taxpayer expense regardless of ability to work), I guess it's not obvious enough. |
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Date: August 14th, 2019 1:11 PM Author: amethyst motley hospital libs dont say no imm enforcement u fuking god damn moron (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38685914) |
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Date: August 14th, 2019 1:43 PM Author: Arousing Alpha Julian Castro and several others have... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38686092) |
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Date: August 15th, 2019 12:50 PM Author: irradiated submissive idiot son of senegal Well people do sometimes and those people claim to be libs and others calling themselves libs agree they are libs. I didn't make the label. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38691220) |
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Date: August 14th, 2019 9:58 PM Author: federal pocket flask there's a massive swath of people in the US who have no knowledge of where government money comes from or that it's not limitless (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38688926) |
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Date: August 14th, 2019 1:47 PM Author: indecent hell the standard npc "every other country does it" line for universal healthcare.
just roll out with no actual plan a multi trillion dollar program that will leave ppl dead if it fucks up based on "well europe does it" and everyone seemed fine there when you did your study abroad in college |
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Date: August 14th, 2019 1:50 PM Author: Swollen institution stock car Something with trannies. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38686149) |
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Date: August 14th, 2019 1:54 PM Author: maniacal mauve spot one of the all-time greats is when feminists in sweden tried to argue for taxing men at higher rates than women. even swedecucks laughed that one out of the room. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38686180) |
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Date: August 15th, 2019 2:44 AM Author: fragrant fuchsia genital piercing school cafeteria So many options. "Women should be BELIEVED!" Wtf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38689833) |
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Date: August 15th, 2019 3:03 AM Author: Iridescent Trip Sandwich Right to an abortion is codified in the 14th amendment.
Judicial enforcement of a contract equates to state action if any only if the contract is a racially restrictive covenant; every other constitutional right is second class.
Hate speech isn't free speech. |
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Date: August 15th, 2019 12:48 PM Author: fragrant fuchsia genital piercing school cafeteria While the legal argument for abortion being a guaranteed right is iffy, I will note that "abortion should be banned" is a top retarded conservative position. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38691211) |
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Date: August 15th, 2019 1:37 PM Author: Turquoise vibrant depressive pisswyrm “Abortion ban” makes sense if you think it’s murder. Not everyone is a Jewish materialist like you are (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38691400) |
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Date: August 15th, 2019 2:35 PM Author: fragrant fuchsia genital piercing school cafeteria My point stands. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38691673) |
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Date: August 15th, 2019 2:53 PM Author: Turquoise vibrant depressive pisswyrm only if you accept Jewish materialism wholesale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38691766) |
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Date: August 15th, 2019 1:00 PM Author: anal aphrodisiac feces becky The overall logic of how we arrived at the current list of strict scrutiny categories/attributes is not very um rigorous. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38691264) |
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Date: August 15th, 2019 3:55 PM Author: maniacal mauve spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38692053) |
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Date: August 15th, 2019 4:04 PM Author: Demanding mediation ticket booth isn't the issue with covenants that they "run with the land"? redpill me on this one, IANAL. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38692112) |
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Date: August 15th, 2019 12:58 PM Author: anal aphrodisiac feces becky I’m very liberal and I’m 100% with the Bible beaters that Tranny storytime at the public library is bonkers. I already have to explain so much bullshit to my kids these days as it is. You really want me to have to tell my kid that this person may in fact be genuinely personally benefitted by the freedom to dress up as a woman, but it’s also quite possible he’s just being a histrionic fag and wants attention and instagram content. What’s next after this? Libs telling me “No bigot, you need to tell your four year old about how these people yearn to lop off their own cocks, too.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38691258) |
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Date: August 15th, 2019 1:01 PM Author: fragrant fuchsia genital piercing school cafeteria What's next? Nullo show and tell. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38691266) |
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Date: August 15th, 2019 1:17 PM Author: anal aphrodisiac feces becky Like imagine the recession hits by next September and Trump’s going to be trounced by Kamala, who won an upset victory in the Dem primaries as the candidate of the SJW activist class. You’re the lead policy mind at the National Center for Trans Equality. What’s your next move? Requiring the a Catholic Church to accept trans priests? Mandatory cross-dressing in every kindergarten classroom in the country? Rupaul primaries Kamala from the left and runs on a platform of the Tranny Reich and trans-supremacy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38691329) |
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Date: August 15th, 2019 1:21 PM Author: olive swashbuckling property kill all white people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38691338) |
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Date: August 15th, 2019 1:32 PM Author: anal aphrodisiac feces becky As much as you enjoy flicking your tiny clitdick to the thought of a race war, it’s preposterous to suggest that LGBT activists are “anti-white.” They are anti-redneck, but every last one of them is absolutely aching to feel a splash of hot cum from a white dick hitting the back of zher throat. Gays and trannies fucking worship clean cut white dudes as their ultimate sex objects. It’s La Raza, BLM and Muslim supremacists that fantasize about white genocide when they lay in bed at night and picture their ideal future. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38691377) |
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Date: August 15th, 2019 1:28 PM Author: fragrant fuchsia genital piercing school cafeteria At that point you shift direction. Push hate speech laws, sue anyone that doesn't tolerate the most outrageous antics in their businesses/schools/cities, reopen the borders/import refugees, push AA for trannies, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38691359) |
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Date: August 15th, 2019 1:04 PM Author: olive swashbuckling property what does "very liberal" even mean in the current year? can you describe some of your beliefs that you think are "very liberal," but are totally reasonable and not as insane as tranny storytime at the public library? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38691277) |
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Date: August 15th, 2019 1:13 PM Author: fragrant fuchsia genital piercing school cafeteria "Very liberal" now means the extent of your support of pure identity politics. Are you pro-illegal immigrant/open borders, LGBTBBQ, #believeallwomen, refugee, Musim, minority, etc. Everything else is secondary or serves that. For example, the hate speech ban, AA, fighting Trump on the wall, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38691315) |
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Date: August 15th, 2019 1:26 PM Author: anal aphrodisiac feces becky I am mainly a populist on economics, but also pro gay marriage and pro not letting cops hide behind their unions when they are incompetent and kill people (regardless of the race of the people that are killed). I am right wing on immigration relative to the 2020 Dem POTUS candidates but hate Trump’s moronic and unproductive all-anti-immigrant-rhetoric approach to the issue, and would like a Dem candidate who was an immigration hawk and got to trump’s right on employer side enforcement. I’m also very concerned that we are accelerating the increase in global temperatures and would support huge transformational subsidies and taxes to curtail our use of fossil fuels and to implement better population control in places with absurdly high birth rates, mainly in Africa. I also generally like how much Trump has fucked with China and would like to see him focus more on stopping their IP theft and catching up to them in terms of cyberwar capability. I want the government to start the equivalent of a space race for clean tech, but not until we’ve pwn3d China’s IP theft capabilities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38691355) |
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Date: August 15th, 2019 1:34 PM Author: indecent hell go back to china (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38691388) |
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Date: August 15th, 2019 1:42 PM Author: olive swashbuckling property lol literally none of this stuff is "very liberal," you just have normie milquetoast views on everything (which is totally fine, i'm not bashing you)
it's just really funny how libs have everyone so brainwashed and terrified that you feel like you have to qualify yourself as "very liberal" even though you have middle of the road views on everything |
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Date: August 15th, 2019 2:07 PM Author: anal aphrodisiac feces becky I think this is somewhat true but also warped by XO. I am using “very liberal” to mean as far left of center as I can be without qualifying as a leftist. On economics I’m way left of center but not technically a socialist and probably an exactly middle of the road centrist in most of Europe. On social issues I’m center left relative to the whole population in the US, but pretty center of people 18-45. Immigration is an anomaly right now bc if trump and the moment of demographic change and it’s the only issue where I rate to the right of center and my entire approach to the issue centers around hostility toward employers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38691564) |
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Date: August 15th, 2019 1:34 PM Author: indecent hell fuck off you insufferable chink (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38691386) |
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Date: August 15th, 2019 3:57 PM Author: passionate hall flame you don't have a be a "bible beater" to think this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38692071) |
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Date: August 15th, 2019 4:17 PM Author: Adventurous pink boltzmann azn I’m always confused by the juxtaposition of:
(1) There are no meaningful differences between men and women besides a few reproduction related bits of anatomy. (2) There are some people who, despite having the male anatomical bits, fundamentally ARE women (or vice versa) and it is very important for us to recognize this. |
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Date: August 15th, 2019 4:18 PM Author: 180 mood rejection of race/gender realism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38692171) |
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Date: August 15th, 2019 4:20 PM Author: outnumbered legal warrant psychic Open borders + welfare state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4323039&forum_id=2#38692179) |