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35 y/o ibanker dies after 100 hour work week makes his heart explode (nypost)

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-d...
Provocative Twinkling Shrine
  05/10/24
it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in t...
Cobalt bbw toilet seat
  05/10/24
Yeah I was gonna say.
Painfully Honest Startled Telephone
  05/10/24
throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while qu...
Provocative Twinkling Shrine
  05/11/24
Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 yea...
Ultramarine Field
  05/10/24
No
aphrodisiac blood rage mad cow disease
  05/10/24
ur barely literate
Cerebral Gas Station
  05/10/24
180
aphrodisiac blood rage mad cow disease
  05/10/24
Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life
Peach Kitty Cat Stag Film
  05/10/24
180
aphrodisiac blood rage mad cow disease
  05/10/24
the man owns multiple properties
bearded cocky garrison preventive strike
  05/10/24
This is not true or possible given the amount of time you po...
Pearl clown
  05/10/24
180
aphrodisiac blood rage mad cow disease
  05/10/24
They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on th...
bearded cocky garrison preventive strike
  05/10/24
enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll ...
Wonderful public bath juggernaut
  05/10/24
seems unlikely
lascivious locus
  05/10/24
lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted....
flushed disgusting patrolman
  05/12/24
...
Provocative Twinkling Shrine
  05/10/24
This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before i...
primrose mother
  05/10/24
they still do that shit?
bistre arousing senate national security agency
  05/10/24
Such is the Nature of the Assignment.
Racy Corner Selfie
  05/10/24
...
Blathering hospital hunting ground
  05/11/24
UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves
Marvelous Cream Doctorate Feces
  05/10/24
because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other...
Peach Kitty Cat Stag Film
  05/10/24
180
aphrodisiac blood rage mad cow disease
  05/10/24
Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlicke...
avocado comical locale generalized bond
  05/11/24
It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associa...
azure multi-colored indirect expression
  05/12/24
*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coff...
Racy Corner Selfie
  05/10/24
whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at yo...
Misanthropic Concupiscible Macaca
  05/10/24
...
supple area hairy legs
  05/12/24
he must have had a genetic defect
boyish love of her life
  05/10/24
Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA
rusted step-uncle's house
  05/10/24
Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happ...
lavender tank
  05/10/24
On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*
Cerebral Gas Station
  05/10/24
...
floppy territorial newt
  05/10/24
...
hilarious center
  05/10/24
...
Racy Corner Selfie
  05/11/24
Kike!
aphrodisiac blood rage mad cow disease
  05/10/24
At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a ...
Ultramarine Field
  05/10/24
he was an associate
Light swashbuckling bawdyhouse mediation
  05/12/24
(xo 2024)
Kink-friendly Razzle Foreskin
  05/12/24
If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart tec...
histrionic heaven
  05/10/24
...
primrose mother
  05/11/24
His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to...
Beady-eyed Federal Crackhouse
  05/10/24
Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got ...
trip nursing home nibblets
  05/11/24
Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered. ...
Kink-friendly Razzle Foreskin
  05/11/24
probably something like friday night fire drill citation che...
Glassy 180 Dilemma
  05/11/24
Who is the audience for the powerpoint?
Kink-friendly Razzle Foreskin
  05/12/24
probably no one
Provocative Twinkling Shrine
  05/12/24
...
hilarious center
  05/12/24
This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just do...
bronze slimy indian lodge
  05/12/24
To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: ...
Talking poppy lodge boltzmann
  05/12/24
(not a math masterman) 24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week 100 ho...
Kink-friendly Razzle Foreskin
  05/12/24
He forgot about weekends is all
azure multi-colored indirect expression
  05/12/24
I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're un...
Talking poppy lodge boltzmann
  05/12/24
That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ ho...
azure multi-colored indirect expression
  05/12/24
Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” al...
Yapping gold site private investor
  05/12/24
that guy looks 50 in his work pic
razzle-dazzle fluffy resort
  05/12/24
What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mas...
azure multi-colored indirect expression
  05/12/24
bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. reall...
flushed disgusting patrolman
  05/12/24
...
bronze slimy indian lodge
  05/12/24


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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:10 AM
Author: Provocative Twinkling Shrine

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-death-ignites-anger-at-long-workweeks-could-prompt-walkout/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649970)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:32 AM
Author: Cobalt bbw toilet seat

it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in the military that exploded his heart, actually.

inshallah yours is next.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649972)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Startled Telephone

Yeah I was gonna say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652384)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:06 PM
Author: Provocative Twinkling Shrine

throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654833)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:36 AM
Author: Ultramarine Field

Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 years straight and I’m fine and have four kids on top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649973)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: aphrodisiac blood rage mad cow disease

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651345)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Cerebral Gas Station

ur barely literate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651347)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:01 PM
Author: aphrodisiac blood rage mad cow disease

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651348)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: Peach Kitty Cat Stag Film

Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651366)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: aphrodisiac blood rage mad cow disease

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651383)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:17 PM
Author: bearded cocky garrison preventive strike

the man owns multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651406)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: Pearl clown

This is not true or possible given the amount of time you post on here--and that's even assuming it were possible for compliance monkeys to work such hours. (Hint: it's not.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651425)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:24 PM
Author: aphrodisiac blood rage mad cow disease

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651429)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: bearded cocky garrison preventive strike

They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on the trading floor through both domestic and international market hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651436)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: Wonderful public bath juggernaut

enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll have a good time then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651511)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:18 PM
Author: lascivious locus

seems unlikely



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651752)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: flushed disgusting patrolman

lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted. And yes I’m aware that you claim to have been an associate in Quinn Emanuel’s “matrimonial law” practice and that bullshit about you inventing a financial services product.

Btw, your claim to work this much is a self-own in light of the fact that we all know you’re a 250k in-house compliance loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655189)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: Provocative Twinkling Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651342)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:13 PM
Author: primrose mother

This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before it got into the news. The real story is how it got buried for so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651391)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:14 PM
Author: bistre arousing senate national security agency

they still do that shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651394)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: Racy Corner Selfie

Such is the Nature of the Assignment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651434)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: Blathering hospital hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652666)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: Marvelous Cream Doctorate Feces

UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651442)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Peach Kitty Cat Stag Film

because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other guy is working 80 hours, welp better get your act together.

People like AREreptile brag about this-- they see it as a manly or even moral signifier. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651492)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: aphrodisiac blood rage mad cow disease

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651510)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: avocado comical locale generalized bond

Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654893)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: azure multi-colored indirect expression

It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associates worked 100 hours/week while Partners Golfed. There was a case study on this for my MBA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655213)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: Racy Corner Selfie

*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coffin is carried to his grave Navy SEAL-style by fellow Associates and Colleagues*

*meanwhile In-House Lawyers wearing nothing but diaper, doing the 21 Pen Clicking Salute in perfect and impeccable cadence*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651433)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: Misanthropic Concupiscible Macaca

whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at your desk making Mort rich, you die for Israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651537)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:15 AM
Author: supple area hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655505)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: boyish love of her life

he must have had a genetic defect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651538)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:56 PM
Author: rusted step-uncle's house

Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651547)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: lavender tank

Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happened go work at Starbucks. If you wanna make $200k a year then learn to manage your stress first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651573)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:17 PM
Author: Cerebral Gas Station

On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651641)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: floppy territorial newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651649)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:10 PM
Author: hilarious center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651744)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: Racy Corner Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654858)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:32 PM
Author: aphrodisiac blood rage mad cow disease

Kike!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651662)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Ultramarine Field

At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a river about his stress. He only made 8.5x what the average person makes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651727)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:39 AM
Author: Light swashbuckling bawdyhouse mediation

he was an associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655173)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Razzle Foreskin

(xo 2024)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655563)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:19 PM
Author: histrionic heaven

If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart technique, you have no business in the big leagues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651755)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: primrose mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654860)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:04 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Federal Crackhouse

His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652393)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 2:51 AM
Author: trip nursing home nibblets

Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got over the goal line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652769)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Razzle Foreskin

Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered.

What is the actual work product guys like this are producing in their 100 hours each week? Some sort of spreadsheet of costs/valuations? Powerpoint slides? Negotiating terms of the deal back and forth with the counterparties? ELI5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654894)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: Glassy 180 Dilemma

probably something like friday night fire drill citation checking faggotry but the equivalent of that on a powerpoint instead of a word doc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654898)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Razzle Foreskin

Who is the audience for the powerpoint?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654899)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:31 AM
Author: Provocative Twinkling Shrine

probably no one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654923)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: hilarious center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655560)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: bronze slimy indian lodge

This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just don’t think I’d do it. Just work M-F (occasional Saturday) and if that’s not enough then they would have to fire me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655176)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: Talking poppy lodge boltzmann

To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: (1) sleep, (2) eat, (3) shower, (4) rest, (5) whatever else, socialize, talk to family, etc.

So basically he had to go without eating/sleeping/showering for several days or weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655152)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Razzle Foreskin

(not a math masterman)

24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week

100 hours of work

168-100 = 68 hours left

68/7 = over 9.5 hours remaining every day for sleeping, eating, showering, commuting, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655191)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: azure multi-colored indirect expression

He forgot about weekends is all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655255)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:40 AM
Author: Talking poppy lodge boltzmann

I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're under a shitload of stress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655303)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: azure multi-colored indirect expression

That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ hours a week is going to have some shit bleed into the weekend. 100 hour weeks in white collar jobs are usually "performative" ime and a lot of it is about ingratiating yourself to your Betters. One of the exceptions is in Game Development where there is a Crunch Time in the months before release.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655590)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:18 AM
Author: Yapping gold site private investor

Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” almost certainly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655517)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:43 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle fluffy resort

that guy looks 50 in his work pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655310)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: azure multi-colored indirect expression

What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mass of youngish white people "look 50" according to azns on the internet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655598)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: flushed disgusting patrolman

bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. really generous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655324)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: bronze slimy indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655570)