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Internal Microsoft email to managers details new policies aimed at culling low p

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Yellow newt resort
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dis veddy veddy bad
insecure ape
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The Mahchine™ approaches
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they are preparing to cull the H-1Bs and destroy Sony once a...
boyish walnut area
  04/22/25
You know this means Phil is screwed, right?
Indigo marvelous stage kitty
  04/22/25
Phil saved Xbox and Gaming itself. Your intellectual dishone...
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FIRE | THE WHEEL | GAMEPASS
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https://preview.redd.it/epa-just-received-notice-office-on-e...
gold theatre
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https://thehill.com/newsletters/energy-environment/5262002-e...
gold theatre
  04/22/25
Yeah that's definitely gonna happen, that's why they're kick...
Mauve abusive ladyboy shrine
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Even back in the 90s, MSFT was famous for firing the bottom ...
Maroon azn
  04/22/25
What if the bottom 10% are all in the Gaming division?
Indigo marvelous stage kitty
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my uncle got caught up in one of these and he now suffers an...
gold theatre
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Sounds like disco fries
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scenario-based, Al-supported tools designed to help you prep...
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Arbitrarily.
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(McKinsey negroid)
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It’s 10% of the company not 10% of every team
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Yellow newt resort

https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-email-details-new-policies-cull-low-performers-2025-4

Microsoft has created new policies and tools for managers as part of an effort to dial up performance pressure on employees, according to an internal email viewed by Business Insider.

Amy Coleman, Microsoft's new chief people officer, on Friday emailed managers about "new and enhanced tools to help you accelerate high performance and swiftly address low performance."

There's a new option for exiting underperformers, and a policy that bars these people from transferring within Microsoft or getting rehired by the company for two years, according to the email.

Many tech companies have been getting tougher on employees in the past year or so. Efficiency has replaced perks and pampering, as performance-based job cuts become more of a regular occurrence.

For instance, Mark Zuckerberg targeted low performers when Meta eliminated thousands of jobs earlier this year. And, similar to Microsoft's new policy, Meta puts ousted employees on "block lists" meant to stop them from being rehired by the company.

Earlier this year, Microsoft fired 2,000 employees deemed underperformers without severance. Managers spent months evaluating employees all the way up to the executive level as part of changes to the company's performance review and management process, insiders told BI.

Coleman's email, in full below, details some of those changes and suggests others on the horizon. Microsoft declined to comment.

"Employees with zero to 60% rewards" refers to employees with low scores in Microsoft performance reviews, which use a scale from 0 to 200 that influences how much they receive in stock awards and cash bonuses.

Read the full email to Microsoft managers:

Managers,

Thank you for your patience yesterday with the unexpected technical product issues. As customer zero, this was an opportunity to learn and quickly make improvements.

As Satya shared at the recent Employee Town Hall, our success as a company depends on our relevance in year 51 and beyond - in terms of our innovation, the products we deliver, and the impact we have for our customers and partners. With that, our focus remains on enabling high performance to achieve our priorities spanning security, quality, and leading Al. This focus and our growth mindset encourage excellence, motivates us to push ourselves through challenges, and enables us to deliver results.

Today, we're rolling out new and enhanced tools to help you accelerate high performance and swiftly address low performance. Our goal is to create a globally consistent and transparent experience for employees and managers (subject to local laws and consultation). These tools will also help foster a culture of accountability and growth by enabling you to address performance challenges with clarity and empathy.

Manager Readiness: FY25 Performance, Connect and Rewards: Register for a 60-minute virtual, facilitated session to dive deeper into the performance landscape at Microsoft. Each session will explore what's new for FY25 rewards, provide guidance on differentiating rewards outcomes, and define what it means to deliver "significant impact." Next week, you'll also see a mail from Performance and Development to all employees with more details on Connects.

Clarity and Transparency in Rewards: This year, we'll ensure more transparency and clarity in the Rewards process for managers including additional guidance for each rewards outcome and showing payout percentages to help you make decisions that align with our high-performance expectations. More Rewards details will be shared by the end of the month.

Performance Improvement Process: If an employee is not meeting expectations, you can use the Performance Improvement Plan (PIP), a new globally consistent approach to set clear expectations and a timeline for improvement. The employee can accept the improvement plan or choose to transition out of the company with the offer of a Global Voluntary Separation Agreement (GVSA). This performance improvement process is available year-round so you can act quickly to transparently address performance issues, while offering employees choice.

Updated Internal Movement/External Rehire Policy: Employees with zero and 60% Rewards outcomes and/or on an active PIP will not be eligible for internal transfers. Former employees who left with zero or 60% Rewards or during/after a PIP will not be eligible for rehire until two years after their termination date.

Manager Excellence Initiatives: Additionally, in the coming months, we'll launch several initiatives to strengthen how we measures manage, and motivate teams to deliver for our customers. You'll have access to scenario-based, Al-supported tools designed to help you prepare for constructive or challenging conversations by practicing in an interactive environment.

Thank you for your leadership and commitment to driving high performance and accountability across your team. This isn't just about Microsoft's success. This is about your success, your team's success, our customers' success, and together, fostering a culture where high-performing, winning teams can thrive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48871063)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: insecure ape

dis veddy veddy bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48871080)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Yellow newt resort

The Mahchine™ approaches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48871085)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: boyish walnut area

they are preparing to cull the H-1Bs and destroy Sony once and for all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48871088)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Indigo marvelous stage kitty

You know this means Phil is screwed, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48871258)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: boyish walnut area

Phil saved Xbox and Gaming itself. Your intellectual dishonesty won’t be tolerated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48871276)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 8:03 AM
Author: Charismatic center internal respiration

FIRE | THE WHEEL | GAMEPASS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48873221)



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Date: April 24th, 2025 6:18 AM
Author: Yellow newt resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48876283)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Exhilarant Frisky Giraffe Stead

They talk about “rehiring” shitcanned employees as if that’s something that ever happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48871212)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: gold theatre

https://preview.redd.it/epa-just-received-notice-office-on-environmental-justice-v0-d7ez3rnfj9we1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4e06630ecacb3f2b963a8ffdcb2146bacff9242

https://preview.redd.it/epa-just-received-notice-office-on-environmental-justice-v0-ssatyilij9we1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8489993fb0462a9354dad09d63708398001b061b

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48871247)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: gold theatre

https://thehill.com/newsletters/energy-environment/5262002-epa-fires-reassigns-455-environmental-justice-staffers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48872271)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Mauve abusive ladyboy shrine

Yeah that's definitely gonna happen, that's why they're kicking it until July 31 ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48874225)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Maroon azn

Even back in the 90s, MSFT was famous for firing the bottom ~10% every year, ranking all employees, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48871270)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Indigo marvelous stage kitty

What if the bottom 10% are all in the Gaming division?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48871275)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: gold theatre

my uncle got caught up in one of these and he now suffers anxiety attacks every day, inflammatory obesity, despite retiring with a huge severance package and millions of dollars of equity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48871277)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Lascivious Medicated Pistol

Sounds like disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48873235)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: Sapphire French Chef

scenario-based, Al-supported tools designed to help you prepare for constructive or challenging conversations tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48871326)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 2:05 AM
Author: Yellow newt resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48872879)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: free-loading field pervert

How do you measure performance of "back office" functions like Finance, Accounting, Legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48871338)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Onyx milk

Ask the business whether they have been servicing the needs of the business satisfactorily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48871353)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Alcoholic plaza

Arbitrarily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48871357)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: ebony whorehouse

if u have to ask, it’s time to fire up the ol’ scenario-based, Al-supported tools designed to help you prepare for constructive or challenging conversations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48871584)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Appetizing Marketing Idea Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48872601)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: talking macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48873218)



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Date: April 25th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Yellow newt resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48881525)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: talking macaca

fire some of them at random and see if anyone cares

if nobody cares, fire more until someone notices

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48873219)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: cerebral crimson mexican market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48874167)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: ebony whorehouse

*receives 5 letters from management consulting firms alleging breach of confidentiality and/or misappropriation of trade secrets*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48874484)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: dull halford idea he suggested

How the fuck does anyone subject themself to this dystopian shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48871585)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: Metal deranged gas station faggot firefighter

This seems utterly reasonable to me.

Why the fuck would or should someone expect to keep their job if they're not good at it? (Particularly at a company like Microsoft).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48872281)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: cerise therapy

(McKinsey negroid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48872747)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Opaque stimulating piazza

I think it’s possible for a team of ten to not have any low performers who deserve to be fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48872765)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 7:41 AM
Author: Indigo marvelous stage kitty

It’s 10% of the company not 10% of every team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48873191)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: gold theatre

(ERISA of counsel at Schulte Roth)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48872789)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 2:05 AM
Author: Yellow newt resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48872880)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: grizzly hairraiser house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48874246)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: navy pozpig sound barrier

$88 billion in profit last year and it's still not good enough for these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48872744)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 2:05 AM
Author: Yellow newt resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48872881)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 7:46 AM
Author: Indigo marvelous stage kitty

“these people” includes the Shareholders. We’re all complicit imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48873201)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Charismatic center internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48873220)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 7:51 AM
Author: milky step-uncle's house

can someone link that dystopian microsoft ad on how microsoft helps people stay connected with tablets so the can work 24/7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48873207)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Yellow newt resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48874141)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: gold theatre

https://web.archive.org/web/20160508131604/https://www.microsoft.com/global/en-hk/news/publishingimages/ImageGallery/Images/Products/Office/Office365/20131108_01_Print.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48874235)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Yellow newt resort

This can't be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48874255)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: milky step-uncle's house

ty still a gem lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48874326)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: cerebral crimson mexican market

This HR-driven shit is always hilariously disastrous. It’s incredible any company allows themselves to be captured by HR bureaucracy. Just hire good managers and trust them. The more senior they are expect more from them in terms of actively managing out. If they don’t perform it will be obvious to the senior leadership and exec team. You don’t need some idiot HR people running around trying to enforce shit like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48874164)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: french address love of her life

Nobody senior is ever impacted by shit like this. Its all an ass covering exercise to purge URMs and women from do-nothing sinecures which every company has to do every other year now once the number of those sinecures gets too damn big. They literally breed more do-nothing email jobs. Basically say goodbye to all the ESG folks and DEI chimps under the guise of this efficiency management BS. They know before they even start who is getting cut. Nobody remotely important to anything will be touched.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48874284)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: cerebral crimson mexican market

Not really true, some HR departments are actually relatively strong especially

In fairly dysfunctional or sprawling corps or orgs with exec turnover where it’s tough to always rein them in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48874307)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Mauve abusive ladyboy shrine

Don't worry though, they're making great improvements to Windows so they can make up to $0 in profits from it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48874475)



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Date: April 27th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48886408)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing)

New York Times – Business | The Workplace

May 4, 2025

Opinion | “You Are Not a High Performer”: A Mid-Level Attorney Reads the Microsoft Memo

By Evan J. Garrish, J.D.

I read the email at 4:38 a.m., eyes grainy, neck contorted from sleeping upright with a Club Card rewards printout beneath me.

“Employees with zero to 60% rewards outcomes... will not be eligible for internal transfers.”

There it was: judgment, quantified. My performance—once a gentle HR whisper—now a public spectacle, rendered in percentage points. I took a sip of lukewarm Diet Vernors and stared into the abyss of scenario-based, AI-supported conversation modules. I had become content—a user case in Satya’s vision board.

There’s a phrase they use now: Global Voluntary Separation Agreement. It sounds like a treaty. Like I had wronged Geneva by failing to meet my Q3 KPIs. But I didn’t surrender. I just… stopped trying to fix broken SharePoint folders.

They call it a “growth mindset.” I call it the Mahchine™ tightening its belt. HR doesn’t “fire” anymore—it onboards you out, with dignity modules and toolkits to help you process your deletion.

Phil once told me we were building the future. Phil is gone now. He transitioned via GVSA. The last thing he said was: “I was a high performer. Once.”

I stood alone in the microkitchen, chewing through a SmartPop™ bag from 2021. “You are not a high performer,” I whispered aloud.

And the microwave, sensing despair, blinked back: ERROR 60%.

Link: www.nytimes.com/opinion/microsoft-performance-purge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714696&forum_id=2#48901069)