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Date: February 27th, 2007 1:14 AM Author: talented theatre
The bottom line is that race is self-identified (according to ABA policy). No law school, no state bar character&fitness review board is going to be able to penalize you for claiming URM if you don't "look" like one. If you claim URM, you have met the ABA's only criterion for establishing applicant URM status.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=586831&forum_id=2#7676300)
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Date: February 27th, 2007 1:31 AM Author: talented theatre
Bottom line: URM is self-identified.
Think about it... it's quite possible that someone could have a very legit claim to African-American with an Italian name if their dad was italian and mother a black.
There's nothing they can "investigate"... Since there is no minimum blood % one must have to claim a certain race (I've asked this very question to the bars), you can claim any fucking thing.
In the case that you do get "asked" about it, just stick to your guns and say that "I identify with my ethnicity and I am not going to 'defend' my claim to it because the bottom line is that I self-identify". At worst, they'll think you're a dick and won't admit you. The vast majority of schools won't ask though, and instead savor over the prospect of snagging a Native American
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=586831&forum_id=2#7676390) |
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Date: February 27th, 2007 11:30 PM Author: titillating goal in life Subject: strump-bust a-genn
forget your Las Vegas schtick already, dood?
pick one: stanford/harvard philosopher or lost wages derel
which is it?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=586831&forum_id=2#7682113) |
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Date: February 27th, 2007 1:35 AM Author: talented theatre
"Do you ever investigate or police ethnicity in any way?"
"No."
"Do I need to have a minimum ancestoral percentage to claim a certain ethnicity?"
"No, your choice is based solely on self identification"
Birth certificate doesn't matter. That isn't self identification. You can even self-id as caucasion for undergrad and STILL say that you're a URM for law school. If someone dares confront you, you just tell them that you had some change of heart. Etnicity isn't a genetic trait, it's a psychological state. Psychological states can change.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=586831&forum_id=2#7676417)
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Date: February 27th, 2007 1:37 AM Author: Gold boiling water
Sick. I've never felt so fucking native american.
This kid is going to make a good lawyer. Nice fuckin loop hole.
What if I say i'm a gay native american. Am I an autoadmit at harvard?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=586831&forum_id=2#7676432)
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Date: February 27th, 2007 1:41 AM Author: talented theatre
Most of them don't ask for tribe.
But for those apps that do ask, you can fucking claim any tribe you want. If some administrator wants to try to verify your status in a tribal community-- guess what-- they can't hold that as evidence against you because this shit is SELF-identified. You're not claiming that you're identified by anyone else other than YOURSELF and therefore there is no falsification.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=586831&forum_id=2#7676457) |
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Date: February 27th, 2007 3:10 AM Author: talented theatre
Do you know anything?
Someone can only be determined officially guilty of these violations insofar as it is PROVEN. The burden of proof is not on you, but rather the adcom/bar-fart skeptic.
You can't "disprove" someone's self-professed ethnicity. It may seem common sense that someone "is white", but you can't make a legitimate case that someone lied about not believing they are white ONLY because they look white.
The crazy thing about this is that a person can blatently lie their ass off, but as long as they don't openly admit they weren't sincere about identifying as URM, they cannot be proven to be a liar.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=586831&forum_id=2#7676787) |
Date: February 27th, 2007 1:44 AM Author: Vivacious kitchen dingle berry
Shit, I wish you would have told me this a few weeks ago.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=586831&forum_id=2#7676470) |
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Date: February 27th, 2007 3:15 AM Author: talented theatre
Affirmative Action is what's ethically unsound here.
Anyone who tries to buck the system is not only making an ethicially-justifiable decision, but they are HEROS. If everyone decided they were a URM, then URM would cease to be a leg up and people would start getting judged on merit only--like it should be.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=586831&forum_id=2#7676804) |
Date: February 27th, 2007 3:20 AM Author: lavender private investor
if i were white - which i'm happy to report is not the case - nothing on this planet could stop me from claiming i was some sort of oppressed ethic on a school (or job) application. apparently, american indians are currently the most oppressed; though as the recent thurmond-sharpton news shows, if you look back far enough, you might just find out that you are, indeed, well, black. thus america's history of slavery, often used to justify pro-black AA, might just end up giving whites more of a racial preference than it gives blacks. that's irony! (right?)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=586831&forum_id=2#7676819) |
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Date: February 27th, 2007 3:24 AM Author: talented theatre
I don't see why you're so happy to be (NON-)*white. If a white person can get the AA advantage a black does (the only advantage blacks have in our society), he still gets to enjoy all the privileges of whites on top of that (i.e. not having to worry about getting beaten by the cops; not having to worry about being discriminated against in face-to-face job interviews).
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=586831&forum_id=2#7676836) |
Date: February 27th, 2007 5:04 AM Author: Startled Friendly Grandma
the one native american guy i know was requested to produce his tribal documentation when he applied to graduate school as a native american. you have to be 1/16 native to claim that shit.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=586831&forum_id=2#7676987) |
Date: February 27th, 2007 8:50 AM Author: Sadistic coral gas station
You's be an idiot to try this. Schools have their ways of finding out if you are lying. And when they do, all of the work you put into advancing your life will unravel. You can have your degree revoked and your bar admission denied/revoked.
Would you really want to risk that? Lawyers tend to be risk adverse people anyway, or else they'd be going into a field like business or the arts where the potential for a higher payoff than in law is present but the chances are lower. Why would a person like this want to make a risky decision like lying on an application?
Good luck monitoring every conversation you have with your classmates, etc., as you go through life.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=586831&forum_id=2#7677081) |
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Date: February 27th, 2007 9:00 AM Author: talented theatre
"schools have their ways of finding out if you are lying"
Oh, do they have remote sensor lie detectors?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=586831&forum_id=2#7677089) |
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Date: February 27th, 2007 9:04 AM Author: Sadistic coral gas station
Would you really want to be the target of their suspicion? What if they figure out that your family is all white and they pose as a surveyor to call your parents and ask about their connections with persons of other ethnicities, and their children's connections?
Seems like there would be endless potential for investigation. Good luck with a paranoid life and a craned neck looking over your shoulder.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=586831&forum_id=2#7677093) |
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Date: February 27th, 2007 9:34 AM Author: Mind-boggling Pale Deer Antler
"Would you really want to be the target of their suspicion? What if they figure out that your family is all white and they pose as a surveyor to call your parents and ask about their connections with persons of other ethnicities, and their children's connections?"
Do you realize how ridiculous this sounds?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=586831&forum_id=2#7677124) |
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Date: February 27th, 2007 11:46 AM Author: talented theatre
The only "proof" a law school applicant has to provide is SELF-IDENTIFICATION. Whatever ethnicity family members claim DOESNT MATTER.
Even if your ridiculous hypothetical "investigation" happened and parents gave the surveyors contradictory reports about their child's "connections" to their self-identified URM ethnicity, the bottom line remains: the sole ABA standard for minority status--SELF-IDENTIFICATION-- remains met. NO JUSTIFICATION REQUIRED.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=586831&forum_id=2#7677530)
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Date: February 27th, 2007 11:12 AM Author: cerebral milky associate mexican
Unless the discussion is about child molestation, their are no morals on xoxo.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=586831&forum_id=2#7677374)
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Date: February 27th, 2007 9:41 AM Author: marvelous hyperactive headpube tattoo
the same people who support AA say that race is a cultural construct without scientific basis. i see this idiocy all the time. so who can complain if you say you're african or native american?
http://www.eraseracismny.org/html/whatis/race_is_not_a_scientific_term.php
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=586831&forum_id=2#7677133)
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Date: February 27th, 2007 9:41 AM Author: Walnut nursing home
I have saved this thread to .html and will shortly be sending it to every top 25 law school admissions office. Might have no effect but hopefully it will keep morally reprehensible assholes from cheating an admissions system that is already ass-backwards.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=586831&forum_id=2#7677134) |
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Date: February 27th, 2007 11:36 AM Author: talented theatre Subject: you're a fucking moron
OH NOES!!!11
I guess they'll just have to start denying all URM claims, just to be safe no "imposters" get through.
PS: You forget about the incentive law schools have for admitting even tenuous URM applicants-- they get to add to their diversity numbers. I wouldn't be surprised if a couple of deans responded to you with a big fat "fuck you" letter for doing anything that might discourage an increased number of self-identified American Indians.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=586831&forum_id=2#7677472) |
Date: February 27th, 2007 9:42 AM Author: crawly idiot
Wouldn't there be a problem if you self-identified differently on e.g. college apps, LSAT, etc? At least I think this would be the easiest way of threatening you, i.e. because of inconsistencies rather than inaccuracies.
I know you can claim to have watched a lot of Clint Eastwood movies in the meantime, but it seems to be a stretch.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=586831&forum_id=2#7677136) |
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Date: February 27th, 2007 3:48 PM Author: Racy locale personal credit line
ya, the strategy would be to lay low. DONT join the minority student group, dont even TRY to justify or act native american-identified. just be a normal person. DONT make outlandish statements. and DONT apply for minority scholarships or programs, etc.
just check the box. its my impression that the admissions ppl won't have too much contact with ppl at most schools. for example, at my law school i couldnt even tell you who the dean of admissions was. or who was dean of what. and i don't think they had an idea who i was.
just stay out of trouble, lay low, and take your full ride as a native american at a t6 school... LOL
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=586831&forum_id=2#7679023) |
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Date: February 27th, 2007 4:00 PM Author: Racy locale personal credit line
i thought about this. i got a merit scholarship for law school and went to some stupid reception they had for it that spring. i imagine they had such receptions for minorities too... the thing is, they cant make you go.
the big problem would be if a scholarship was endowed by a person... like the Chief Whatever scholarship for Native Americans at XYZ Law School. I remember in UG I had a named scholarship... endowed by some doctor who had gone to Princeton in like the 40s. I was supposed to write him a letter and thank him, etc., and I did so.
I imagine that if a native american got a named scholarship, there might be more questions asked if the person was totally white and had a last name of Smith or something.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=586831&forum_id=2#7679092) |
Date: February 27th, 2007 10:01 AM Author: Abusive multi-colored area
I'd be careful with this one...
I have a Filipino friend with a Spanish last name who decided he was 'Latino' in college to get scholarships for Latino students. His school found out about the scam and SEVERELY reprimanded him.
His defense? 'The Phillipines were colonized by Spain just like Latin America'
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=586831&forum_id=2#7677155) |
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Date: February 27th, 2007 12:30 PM Author: Sadistic coral gas station
You are such a retard. If you think any school who discovers a misrepresentation doesn't have extremely abrasive methods of recourse, you really shouldn't be studying law. I hope you are not going to be a lawyer.
P.S. you can show that someone does not self identify with an ethnicity through a blended showing that (i) they do not belong biologically to that ethnicity, (ii) they do not have a significant famiial connection to that ethnicity and (iii) they have not formed social connections to people of that ethnicity. Also, it would be perceived as a manifest fraud if the person had no cause to show that they lived and endured the struggle identified with that particular ethnicity, and you would be an idiot to try to make that point fly past law school administration. Also, I have never met ONE person who has tried to claim that they belonged to an ethnicity because they read a lot of books, etc., about people of that ethnicity. This is because most law school applicants possess the gift of common sense. Oh, and some survival skills.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=586831&forum_id=2#7677805) |
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Date: February 27th, 2007 3:06 PM Author: talented theatre Subject: My sperm has more brain cells than you.
(I),(ii) and (iii) have no grounding in any official ABA standard. Just because you pull shit-rules from your ass and put roman numerals in front of them doesn't mean they actually exist.
I just fucking called LSAC, told them I was doing research on Affirmative Action, and read off your "disqualifiers" verbatim-- with the exception that I replaced "ethnicity" with "American Indian". I then asked:
"If these three things were true about an applicant, and they still self-identified as American Indian, would they be breaking any rules?"
She was initially confused, but then I clarified that the applicant would theoretically never publicly claim to lie about the self-identification. She put me on hold, and then said this (again verbatim):
"We don't have any 'race' rules. If you feel like you're a certain race for whatever reason, you can mark down that race. Does that answer your question?"
Does that answer your question, you stupid slut?
Don't believe me? Call yourself.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=586831&forum_id=2#7678758) |
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Date: February 27th, 2007 4:01 PM Author: Clear razzle rigor stain
Even if this is true in theory, I don't believe it would fly in practice. I could be wrong -- but when I see that this has been pulled off successfully, then I'll believe that you're correct.
But I'd bet dollars to donuts that you don't have the stones to try and pull a scam like this. So what's your fucking point?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=586831&forum_id=2#7679099) |
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Date: February 27th, 2007 11:48 PM Author: titillating goal in life
that why it would work. SELECTS FOR STONES.
if you have the stones, do it, and don't act like a schmuck then you're solid material for biglaw... a true self-serving asshole willing to press the letter of the law beyond common sense when it is spelled out to benefit him. and the reason they are not worried is because none of us really do have those stones to do it.
and if you have submitted race to your UG or lsac or on lsat and its not what you say on app's I do think they'd look at you suspiciously. if you worked in finance or something they'll reject you. but if you worked nonprofit and shit and called yourself a latino you'd be in. I wish I had as an italian with an anglo last name. "self-identify" is a psychological question. if you self-identify for a stupid reason besides biology or parents, your sanity, personality, and sense are subject to question, though, I suppose.
I guess wiggers or as good as in, huh?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=586831&forum_id=2#7682284) |
Date: February 27th, 2007 10:09 AM Author: adventurous adulterous chapel
CANCEL!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=586831&forum_id=2#7677169) |
Date: February 27th, 2007 1:15 PM Author: awkward incel electric furnace
why don't you just study for the fucking lsat? it's not that hard.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=586831&forum_id=2#7678095) |
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Date: February 28th, 2007 9:01 AM Author: brindle school cafeteria
Many are just taking cheap dna tests too attempt to find a trace of urm dna in their backgrounds.
DNA test can be > LSAT & you don't have study.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=586831&forum_id=2#7683572) |
Date: February 27th, 2007 3:52 PM Author: Aromatic twisted forum
Dont be stupid. You will get caught. The risk isnt worth going to Harvard as a URM instead of Michigan as a white.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=586831&forum_id=2#7679046) |
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Date: February 27th, 2007 3:57 PM Author: cerebral milky associate mexican Subject: Quit being such a vagina.
Becoming a big lawyer takes BALLS! If you want something you've got to TAKE IT! That philosophy has certianly worked well in my dating career (except for that one incident in Oregon, but I was 17 at the time so it is sealed... and actually, that other incident in Thailand... but a bribe took care of that... ah, Thailand...)
Anyway, I am all set to claim my new Inuit "self-identity".
Now which personal statement do you think carries more weight:
1) Living in an igloo with my dog "Makes-Good-Soup" (I think you can see how this story ends...)
2) Exploring the inner conflict of believing very strongly in animal rights, while at the same time taking great pleasure in harpooning the shit out of Narwhales.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=586831&forum_id=2#7679074) |
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Date: February 27th, 2007 4:05 PM Author: cerebral milky associate mexican
Sorry, hit the "post" buttong before I was ready (see, I am a MAN OF ACTION).
Becoming a big lawyer takes BALLS! If you want something you've got to TAKE IT! That philosophy has certianly worked well in my dating career (except for that one incident in Oregon, but I was 17 at the time so it is sealed... and actually, that other incident in Thailand... but a bribe took care of that... ah, Thailand...)
Anyway, I am all set to claim my new Inuit "self-identity".
Now which personal statement do you think carries more weight:
1) Living in an igloo with my dog "Makes-Good-Soup" (I think you can see how this story ends...)
2) Exploring the inner conflict of believing very strongly in animal rights, while at the same time taking great pleasure in harpooning the shit out of Narwhales.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=586831&forum_id=2#7679126) |
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Date: February 27th, 2007 4:13 PM Author: Racy locale personal credit line
i dont think we're talking HLS vs UMich.
i think as a native american you could get a t6 with ~158 LSAT ... meaning that you're talking CLS vs Brooklyn or HLS vs U of Tennessee. stuff like that. 158's wont even get you into some tier 2 schools. and it wouldnt get you into even Fordham in NYC, nor BU in Boston, nor GWU, GMU, or American in DC.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=586831&forum_id=2#7679165) |
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Date: February 27th, 2007 11:59 PM Author: titillating goal in life
158? maybe that has happened. they'd have to have real good grades, though, right? but is a 168/3.0 native american even a lock at Harvard/Stanford/Columbia?
if had a shitty LSAT and was looking at being locked out from tier 1, then I'd spend some time living with and identifying with minorities.... Oh wait! I already did that, year on poor indian reservation, year in asia, year in harlem. Wrote about it, but I'm far too honest to check a box. Even though I grew up being made to feel like a black just because I was a bastard Italian in a nice town.
this ABA AA policy and the clamoring to slurp minorities is really a joke. what is the benefit of a law school being ethnically diverse, anyway? I'm a bleeding heart liberal, but as long as the city and school are racially diverse and the classroom has a diverse group of personalities, geography, experiences, then you have diversity. there is no reason for there to be more than the quanititatively deserving blacks, AmerInds, etc at YHS. Poors of all races should be given a lot of credit for overcoming that... but race checked in a box is complete bull shit. especially when on basis of self-identification. every asian dude at my UG back in 2000 thought they were black... maybe thats how columbia, cal and stanford got so yellow?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=586831&forum_id=2#7682381) |
Date: February 27th, 2007 4:04 PM Author: Internet-worthy carmine blood rage knife
just because your ancestors raped slaves doesn't mean you're black.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=586831&forum_id=2#7679115) |
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