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FML. Accidentally put "lol wtf did he say" in my resume

Resume currently reads: Intern, Spring 2006ol wtf did he ...
Hideous temple
  07/24/09
you can replace it, np
Doobsian toilet seat
  07/24/09
how and where?
Hideous temple
  07/24/09
send a new resume ASAP
Pea-brained Aphrodisiac Multi-billionaire Station
  07/24/09
how do i do it? im on symplicity and theres now way to chang...
Hideous temple
  07/24/09
contact career services, chill, just tell them you have a ty...
Doobsian toilet seat
  07/24/09
Go to documents. Add new documents. Change the one you submi...
Sinister Nursing Home Ladyboy
  07/24/09
180 whether flame or not EDIT: after thinking it over, i ...
outnumbered dark plaza juggernaut
  07/24/09
made me LOL
Frum Famous Landscape Painting
  07/24/09
If that resume ever gets to my desk you have an interview.
federal bright abode idea he suggested
  07/24/09
cosign
topaz gas station
  07/24/09
cosign as well
avocado exhilarant sex offender
  07/24/09
double cocosign
Domesticated Sticky Patrolman Ceo
  02/08/10
guys please help i will pay someone if they can figure out h...
Hideous temple
  07/24/09
u need to be talking to ur career services ppl, not us. most...
Motley lilac range
  07/24/09
career services office is closed over weekend i think. t...
Hideous temple
  07/24/09
once bidding ends, i'm pretty sure there is no way for u to ...
Motley lilac range
  07/24/09
thanks a lot i will give it a shot.
Hideous temple
  07/24/09
lol @ the thought that career services actually know anythin...
Laughsome ticket booth milk
  07/24/09
lol @ the thought that anyone here can actually DO anything ...
Motley lilac range
  07/24/09
dude, if you are serious, you are an idiot. just email or ca...
ungodly incel shrine
  07/24/09
i know im an idiot dude i just basically fucked my life over...
Hideous temple
  07/24/09
never know if you don't try, but definitely send something n...
ungodly incel shrine
  07/24/09
I had a similar situation with resume submission where I sub...
Naked quadroon
  02/08/10
lulz
thriller primrose space
  02/08/10
this is hilarious flame 178
Hyperventilating parlor
  07/24/09
awesome
Hairraiser Senate
  07/24/09
180
costumed metal university
  07/24/09
flame but 180
Coral Public Bath
  07/24/09
this is an obvious flame. op's error is so unique that it w...
Misunderstood hall
  07/24/09
At this point, outing him wouldn't be such a bad thing. ...
Shimmering odious associate
  07/25/09
Also outing the OP as a racist with the name "DEAD NIGG...
Mind-boggling Greedy Puppy Heaven
  02/08/10
i doubt anyone reads resumes anyway. you will get in whereve...
Domesticated Sticky Patrolman Ceo
  07/25/09
180
Mauve maniacal site
  07/25/09
...
henna exciting kitty cat depressive
  08/13/09
ROFL
White Trailer Park
  08/14/09
my miserable state of unemployment/debt has me praying that ...
cerise wild pit main people
  08/14/09
never forget
costumed metal university
  09/16/09
haha i forgot this
Titillating Pale Feces
  09/16/09
I HOPE this is flame--I wonder if he got any offers... I us...
frozen disrespectful headpube athletic conference
  09/17/09
what was the word was it bird?
floppy fishy brunch indirect expression
  09/17/09
I wish I could tell you, but it'd out me and I still need a ...
frozen disrespectful headpube athletic conference
  09/17/09
i need to know now! would u be willing to email it to me? i ...
floppy fishy brunch indirect expression
  09/17/09
I can tell you that it is most certainly a 1 (maybe a 2) for...
frozen disrespectful headpube athletic conference
  09/17/09
FUCK YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
floppy fishy brunch indirect expression
  09/17/09
I dont have a bunch of email accounts, I only have my school...
frozen disrespectful headpube athletic conference
  09/17/09
fuck this is pissing me off i need to go for a walk to co...
bisexual hunting ground theater stage
  03/31/10
And no, although bird is often the word, it was in fact not ...
frozen disrespectful headpube athletic conference
  09/17/09
write a paragraph that includes the word.......the anticipat...
magical hyperactive fortuitous meteor
  02/08/10
I don't understand how this is possible, but 180 if true.
amber kink-friendly set
  09/17/09
Quite awesome I've heard of stories where people mailed the...
apoplectic blood rage
  09/17/09
...
bisexual hunting ground theater stage
  02/08/10
i can't believe the red ball i placed on this is still prese...
floppy fishy brunch indirect expression
  02/08/10
...
bisexual hunting ground theater stage
  11/09/10
...
ivory godawful friendly grandma cruise ship
  03/31/10
180
bisexual hunting ground theater stage
  03/31/10
tytytytytyty
chrome big-titted roast beef base
  03/31/10
180. never forget.
costumed metal university
  08/19/10
There is actually a website deadniggerstorage.org
mint theater
  08/19/10
...
floppy fishy brunch indirect expression
  11/24/10
pwned
bisexual hunting ground theater stage
  03/19/11


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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:05 PM
Author: Hideous temple

Resume currently reads:

Intern, Spring 2006ol wtf did he say

job stuff

job stuff

i was talking on gchat while updating my resume on symplicity and must have not clicked over to the correct window. is there any way to edit this? the bidding is closed now? should i call the school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337069)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:06 PM
Author: Doobsian toilet seat

you can replace it, np

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337071)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:06 PM
Author: Hideous temple

how and where?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337079)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:07 PM
Author: Pea-brained Aphrodisiac Multi-billionaire Station

send a new resume ASAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337082)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:09 PM
Author: Hideous temple

how do i do it? im on symplicity and theres now way to change the resume for firms that i bid on.

seriously this isnt flame and im fucking freaking out. if anyone who is reading this has any idea what to do please post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337097)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:19 PM
Author: Doobsian toilet seat

contact career services, chill, just tell them you have a typo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337180)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:26 PM
Author: Sinister Nursing Home Ladyboy

Go to documents. Add new documents. Change the one you submitted. I've done this more than once post bidding. It's fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337229)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:08 PM
Author: outnumbered dark plaza juggernaut

180 whether flame or not

EDIT: after thinking it over, i give it a 173 if flame and 177 if not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337086)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:10 PM
Author: Frum Famous Landscape Painting

made me LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337104)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:10 PM
Author: federal bright abode idea he suggested

If that resume ever gets to my desk you have an interview.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337105)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:11 PM
Author: topaz gas station

cosign

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337113)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:30 PM
Author: avocado exhilarant sex offender

cosign as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337251)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 9:41 PM
Author: Domesticated Sticky Patrolman Ceo

double cocosign



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14059304)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:11 PM
Author: Hideous temple

guys please help i will pay someone if they can figure out how to fix this im dead serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337110)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:13 PM
Author: Motley lilac range

u need to be talking to ur career services ppl, not us. most likely they are the only ones who can fix this -- if it even can be fixed. if they've already run the bids and made resumes available to employers -- ur fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337123)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:14 PM
Author: Hideous temple

career services office is closed over weekend i think.

theres gotta fucking be something that can be done. are you positive i cant update it through symplicity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337129)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:16 PM
Author: Motley lilac range

once bidding ends, i'm pretty sure there is no way for u to access or change it through the student interface. if ur in town where ur school is right now, go down there and knock on some doors or something. maybe u will get lucky and someone is dicking around with OCI stuff over the weekend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337149)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:18 PM
Author: Hideous temple

thanks a lot i will give it a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337164)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:15 PM
Author: Laughsome ticket booth milk

lol @ the thought that career services actually know anything, much less that they know more than the brilliant minds assembled at this popular and helpful e-mail blog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337140)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:17 PM
Author: Motley lilac range

lol @ the thought that anyone here can actually DO anything to help this guy. his CS ppl are the ones who have access to the back-end of symplicity and could *possibly* catch this before employers see it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337158)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:15 PM
Author: ungodly incel shrine

dude, if you are serious, you are an idiot. just email or call someone at your school's career services office...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337132)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:16 PM
Author: Hideous temple

i know im an idiot dude i just basically fucked my life over.

do you think they can seriously help me out? and the office is fucking closed right now. do i wait until monday? fuck man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337145)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:21 PM
Author: ungodly incel shrine

never know if you don't try, but definitely send something now. people at my school's office respond to weekend emails...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337193)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 9:03 PM
Author: Naked quadroon

I had a similar situation with resume submission where I submitted an outdated version of my resume that had some bad typos. All I did was email "updated" resume to the employer contact and made sure I took printed copies with me to my interview. Just found out last week that I got the job, so it couldn't have hurt too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14058849)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 9:05 PM
Author: thriller primrose space

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14058862)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:15 PM
Author: Hyperventilating parlor

this is hilarious flame

178

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337139)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:20 PM
Author: Hairraiser Senate

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337186)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:24 PM
Author: costumed metal university

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337213)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:25 PM
Author: Coral Public Bath

flame but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337216)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 8:27 PM
Author: Misunderstood hall

this is an obvious flame. op's error is so unique that it would result in automatic outing as xo poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12338336)



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Date: July 25th, 2009 4:12 AM
Author: Shimmering odious associate

At this point, outing him wouldn't be such a bad thing.

At least then the people would know it was a typo, and not his idea of a douchebag joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12342105)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 9:03 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Greedy Puppy Heaven

Also outing the OP as a racist with the name "DEAD NIGGER STORAGE"

LOL yeah right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14058845)



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Date: July 25th, 2009 12:02 AM
Author: Domesticated Sticky Patrolman Ceo

i doubt anyone reads resumes anyway. you will get in wherever you apply!

cant fix this BTW. simplicity mails the resumes when closed. even the IT ppl at simplicity will tell you its too late.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12340165)



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Date: July 25th, 2009 4:40 AM
Author: Mauve maniacal site

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12342171)



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Date: August 13th, 2009 6:33 PM
Author: henna exciting kitty cat depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12496322)



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Date: August 14th, 2009 2:44 PM
Author: White Trailer Park

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12503589)



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Date: August 14th, 2009 2:49 PM
Author: cerise wild pit main people

my miserable state of unemployment/debt has me praying that this is real...if it is, can i taste your tears of despair?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12503619)



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Date: September 16th, 2009 10:14 PM
Author: costumed metal university

never forget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12763772)



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Date: September 16th, 2009 10:14 PM
Author: Titillating Pale Feces

haha i forgot this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12763778)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 12:53 PM
Author: frozen disrespectful headpube athletic conference

I HOPE this is flame--I wonder if he got any offers... I used a single unorthodox word in my resume and almost every single interviewer brought it up--much less using gchat language in the middle of my employment experience.

Hobbies: Looking like a f*ck up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768155)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 12:55 PM
Author: floppy fishy brunch indirect expression

what was the word

was it bird?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768186)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 1:02 PM
Author: frozen disrespectful headpube athletic conference

I wish I could tell you, but it'd out me and I still need a job offer. I mean, I didn't think it was a bad choice of words...I used it without a second thought, but EVERY interviewer (at least 85% including CBS) brought it up. Sad to think that bad word choice was likely an auto-ding for many firms that I got rejected from, and I didn't even use it incorrectly!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768255)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 1:03 PM
Author: floppy fishy brunch indirect expression

i need to know now! would u be willing to email it to me? i won't tell anyone what it is, but i might come back here and rate it on a 1-10 scale of weirdness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768264)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 1:09 PM
Author: frozen disrespectful headpube athletic conference

I can tell you that it is most certainly a 1 (maybe a 2) for weirdness. It was a verb. Which is why I simply do not get the looks on their faces. Some gave puzzled face, some laughed, some queried, some said they liked it which is weird in itself (then--DING!). By the end I was doing anything I could to avoid discussion of my resume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768311)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 1:10 PM
Author: floppy fishy brunch indirect expression

FUCK

YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768319)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 1:13 PM
Author: frozen disrespectful headpube athletic conference

I dont have a bunch of email accounts, I only have my school one with my name in it, so don't mind me if I refuse to share. I understand the curiosity, but I assure you it is not THAT exciting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768338)



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Date: March 31st, 2010 1:58 AM
Author: bisexual hunting ground theater stage

fuck this is pissing me off

i need to go for a walk to cool down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14555628)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 1:03 PM
Author: frozen disrespectful headpube athletic conference

And no, although bird is often the word, it was in fact not the word on this occasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768266)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 10:03 PM
Author: magical hyperactive fortuitous meteor

write a paragraph that includes the word.......the anticipation is killing me dood. or at least give us a list words on the same level of strangeness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14059705)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 1:00 PM
Author: amber kink-friendly set

I don't understand how this is possible, but 180 if true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768232)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 1:21 PM
Author: apoplectic blood rage

Quite awesome

I've heard of stories where people mailed there resumes from inappropriate e-mail addresses, but this one is way funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768391)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 8:53 PM
Author: bisexual hunting ground theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14058756)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 9:41 PM
Author: floppy fishy brunch indirect expression

i can't believe the red ball i placed on this is still preserved

so good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14059319)



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Date: November 9th, 2010 3:33 PM
Author: bisexual hunting ground theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#16508023)



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Date: March 31st, 2010 1:56 AM
Author: ivory godawful friendly grandma cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14555610)



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Date: March 31st, 2010 1:56 AM
Author: bisexual hunting ground theater stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14555613)



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Date: March 31st, 2010 1:57 AM
Author: chrome big-titted roast beef base

tytytytytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14555615)



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Date: August 19th, 2010 4:43 PM
Author: costumed metal university

180. never forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#15829538)



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Date: August 19th, 2010 5:10 PM
Author: mint theater

There is actually a website

deadniggerstorage.org

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#15829790)



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Date: November 24th, 2010 12:59 PM
Author: floppy fishy brunch indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#16634210)



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Date: March 19th, 2011 12:21 AM
Author: bisexual hunting ground theater stage

pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#17547634)