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Hypo: $100MM but "The Impression That I Get" plays everytime you leave house

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside ...
Deranged gas station filthpig
  07/20/17
is there any kind of installment plan available?
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  07/20/17
Waddled here
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Deranged gas station filthpig
  07/20/17
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Impressive overrated senate persian
  07/20/17
lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.
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  07/20/17
The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo
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  07/20/17
The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your ho...
free-loading disrespectful hell
  07/20/17
I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a d...
Heady gay sanctuary
  07/20/17
This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.
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  10/18/21
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talented territorial dilemma goyim
  07/20/17
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arousing mildly autistic office
  07/20/17
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Cobalt theater halford
  07/20/17
Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and br...
arousing mildly autistic office
  07/20/17
$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?
frisky potus
  07/20/17
One clarification: if you move residences in the future, wou...
Sexy national tattoo
  07/20/17
Titcq
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  07/20/17
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ruddy gaping depressive
  03/02/18
Yes.
Deranged gas station filthpig
  08/01/17
Id do this for 0$
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  07/20/17
how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and on...
lavender den
  07/20/17
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stirring lake boiling water
  07/20/17
Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?
frisky potus
  07/20/17
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Deranged gas station filthpig
  08/01/17
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stirring lake boiling water
  07/20/17
After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any h...
Heady gay sanctuary
  08/01/17
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Deranged gas station filthpig
  09/18/17
do i also get to live in 1994?
frozen shrine digit ratio
  09/18/17
cq
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  09/18/17
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  09/04/21
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Deranged gas station filthpig
  03/02/18
Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard c...
Honey-headed tank market
  03/02/18
No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step i...
Deranged gas station filthpig
  03/02/18
kind of a gay clarification
Sexy national tattoo
  03/02/18
CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go...
Deranged gas station filthpig
  03/02/18
i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably becom...
Mauve Useless Feces Resort
  03/02/18
(guy who didn't read the thread)
Sexy national tattoo
  03/02/18
It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as...
Shimmering unholy windowlicker
  03/02/18
How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?
stimulating juggernaut
  03/02/18
That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of ...
fiercely-loyal henna ratface
  03/02/18
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  07/24/18
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  02/19/19
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Deranged gas station filthpig
  10/31/19
id do this for free
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  10/31/19
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  09/04/21
Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever...
Smoky station
  09/04/21
i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s
black gunner
  09/04/21
Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?
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  06/18/25
Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go if so I...
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  06/18/25
I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a s...
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  06/18/25
but where will i get 100MM?
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  06/18/25


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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: Deranged gas station filthpig

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside of your current residence, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones's "The Impression That I Get" plays around you in a kind of a halo. You can try to mute it out with earplugs or your own headset if you'd like. But it will play loudly enough to sound like a fairly loud phone ringtone, albeit in high quality, for people around you. It will stop for three seconds after completion before restarting. It will cease the moment your body is entirely back inside your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816105)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: Razzle magical fat ankles

is there any kind of installment plan available?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816115)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: Heady gay sanctuary

Waddled here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816119)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: Deranged gas station filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816122)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:42 PM
Author: Impressive overrated senate persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817516)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: haunting chest-beating stag film

lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816126)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: Heady gay sanctuary

The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816132)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: free-loading disrespectful hell

The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your house" is a very good genre in particular. I think I once posted one about a 100-decibel alarm going off every time you masturbate in your home, and your neighbors will be sent a letter explaining exactly what it's about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816141)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Heady gay sanctuary

I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a day every day just to imagine my neighbors reaction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816165)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 4:44 PM
Author: kink-friendly azure blood rage main people

This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43292170)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: talented territorial dilemma goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816168)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: arousing mildly autistic office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816170)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Cobalt theater halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816146)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: arousing mildly autistic office

Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and bring the party to me. It will be a pain when I do have to go places, but shit-- businesses put up with way worse behavior from the superrich all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816166)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: frisky potus

$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817496)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:41 PM
Author: Sexy national tattoo

One clarification: if you move residences in the future, would it play non-stop 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817507)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: Impressive overrated senate persian

Titcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817526)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: ruddy gaping depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521751)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: Deranged gas station filthpig

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33896385)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: nudist space sex offender

Id do this for 0$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817697)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: lavender den

how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and only $2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817737)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: stirring lake boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817747)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: frisky potus

Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817760)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: Deranged gas station filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33896387)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: stirring lake boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817743)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 2:53 PM
Author: Heady gay sanctuary

After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any human being should, i have decided i would definitely take the 100MM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33897078)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: Deranged gas station filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#34234787)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: frozen shrine digit ratio

do i also get to live in 1994?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#34234802)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: Shimmering unholy windowlicker

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#34234987)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:53 PM
Author: racy pearly really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063359)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: Deranged gas station filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: Honey-headed tank market

Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard count as being in your residence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521481)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: Deranged gas station filthpig

No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step into your addition) and no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Sexy national tattoo

kind of a gay clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Deranged gas station filthpig

CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go purchase a yuuuuge add-on and chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521512)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Mauve Useless Feces Resort

i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably become a writer. maybe show up for appearance fees at shit like comic con because of my condition. also because no one knows how i got this condition, i'd sue the shit out of mighty mighty bosstones, their manager, and record label saying it's their fault

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521504)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Sexy national tattoo

(guy who didn't read the thread)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521509)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Shimmering unholy windowlicker

It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as well. Like some bossa nova remixes, a trad jazz take

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyAF5CPD6aE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521529)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: stimulating juggernaut

How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521703)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal henna ratface

That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of a Ben Stiller rom com all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521729)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: Deranged gas station filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#36489749)



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Date: February 19th, 2019 4:42 PM
Author: Deranged gas station filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#37809495)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: Deranged gas station filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#39053162)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:47 PM
Author: nudist space sex offender

id do this for free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#39053200)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: Irradiated black woman university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063314)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:47 PM
Author: Smoky station

Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever I went.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063338)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:48 PM
Author: black gunner

i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063341)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: racy pearly really tough guy

Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063369)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Heady gay sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49028087)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 3:53 PM
Author: Deranged gas station filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43291843)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 6:18 PM
Author: Irradiated black woman university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#44730423)



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Date: December 14th, 2023 10:51 AM
Author: Irradiated black woman university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#47169735)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: Irradiated black woman university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49027764)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: mind-boggling jet orchestra pit ape

Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go

if so I'm sold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49027831)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Concupiscible regret national security agency

I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a small fraction of your $100M, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49028138)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: Heady gay sanctuary

but where will i get 100MM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49027937)