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Hypo: $100MM but "The Impression That I Get" plays everytime you leave house

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside ...
deranged university wagecucks
  07/20/17
is there any kind of installment plan available?
Heady Mewling Codepig Therapy
  07/20/17
Waddled here
coral metal idiot point
  07/20/17
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deranged university wagecucks
  07/20/17
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Mahogany Gas Station
  07/20/17
lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.
ivory tank
  07/20/17
The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo
coral metal idiot point
  07/20/17
The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your ho...
Razzle-dazzle shaky boltzmann mad-dog skullcap
  07/20/17
I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a d...
coral metal idiot point
  07/20/17
This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.
Saffron crackhouse newt
  10/18/21
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trip lake striped hyena
  07/20/17
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Iridescent locale
  07/20/17
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cerebral sadistic nursing home
  07/20/17
Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and br...
Iridescent locale
  07/20/17
$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?
Cerise big french chef brethren
  07/20/17
One clarification: if you move residences in the future, wou...
multi-colored trailer park preventive strike
  07/20/17
Titcq
Mahogany Gas Station
  07/20/17
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ruddy cruel-hearted water buffalo
  03/02/18
Yes.
deranged university wagecucks
  08/01/17
Id do this for 0$
Exhilarant set tattoo
  07/20/17
how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and on...
mischievous abode regret
  07/20/17
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vibrant bipolar house
  07/20/17
Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?
Cerise big french chef brethren
  07/20/17
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deranged university wagecucks
  08/01/17
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vibrant bipolar house
  07/20/17
After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any h...
coral metal idiot point
  08/01/17
...
deranged university wagecucks
  09/18/17
do i also get to live in 1994?
galvanic fishy field dysfunction
  09/18/17
cq
greedy incel
  09/18/17
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Beta filthy stain
  09/04/21
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deranged university wagecucks
  03/02/18
Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard c...
vigorous voyeur goal in life
  03/02/18
No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step i...
deranged university wagecucks
  03/02/18
kind of a gay clarification
multi-colored trailer park preventive strike
  03/02/18
CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go...
deranged university wagecucks
  03/02/18
i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably becom...
navy racy private investor sanctuary
  03/02/18
(guy who didn't read the thread)
multi-colored trailer park preventive strike
  03/02/18
It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as...
greedy incel
  03/02/18
How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?
Balding yellow knife pervert
  03/02/18
That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of ...
Odious carnelian garrison keepsake machete
  03/02/18
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deranged university wagecucks
  07/24/18
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deranged university wagecucks
  02/19/19
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deranged university wagecucks
  10/31/19
id do this for free
Exhilarant set tattoo
  10/31/19
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hairraiser tan scourge upon the earth hell
  09/04/21
Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever...
Ungodly elite meetinghouse genital piercing
  09/04/21
i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s
Ruby Low-t People Who Are Hurt Depressive
  09/04/21
Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?
Beta filthy stain
  09/04/21
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coral metal idiot point
  06/18/25
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deranged university wagecucks
  10/18/21
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  06/23/22
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hairraiser tan scourge upon the earth hell
  12/14/23
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hairraiser tan scourge upon the earth hell
  06/18/25
Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go if so I...
adulterous kitchen
  06/18/25
I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a s...
deep cobalt state
  06/18/25
but where will i get 100MM?
coral metal idiot point
  06/18/25


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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: deranged university wagecucks

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside of your current residence, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones's "The Impression That I Get" plays around you in a kind of a halo. You can try to mute it out with earplugs or your own headset if you'd like. But it will play loudly enough to sound like a fairly loud phone ringtone, albeit in high quality, for people around you. It will stop for three seconds after completion before restarting. It will cease the moment your body is entirely back inside your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816105)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: Heady Mewling Codepig Therapy

is there any kind of installment plan available?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816115)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: coral metal idiot point

Waddled here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816119)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: deranged university wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816122)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:42 PM
Author: Mahogany Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817516)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: ivory tank

lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816126)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: coral metal idiot point

The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816132)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle shaky boltzmann mad-dog skullcap

The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your house" is a very good genre in particular. I think I once posted one about a 100-decibel alarm going off every time you masturbate in your home, and your neighbors will be sent a letter explaining exactly what it's about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816141)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: coral metal idiot point

I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a day every day just to imagine my neighbors reaction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816165)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 4:44 PM
Author: Saffron crackhouse newt

This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43292170)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: trip lake striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816168)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Iridescent locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816170)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: cerebral sadistic nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816146)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Iridescent locale

Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and bring the party to me. It will be a pain when I do have to go places, but shit-- businesses put up with way worse behavior from the superrich all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816166)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: Cerise big french chef brethren

$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817496)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:41 PM
Author: multi-colored trailer park preventive strike

One clarification: if you move residences in the future, would it play non-stop 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817507)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: Mahogany Gas Station

Titcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817526)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: ruddy cruel-hearted water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521751)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: deranged university wagecucks

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33896385)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: Exhilarant set tattoo

Id do this for 0$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817697)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: mischievous abode regret

how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and only $2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817737)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: vibrant bipolar house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817747)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Cerise big french chef brethren

Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817760)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: deranged university wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33896387)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: vibrant bipolar house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817743)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 2:53 PM
Author: coral metal idiot point

After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any human being should, i have decided i would definitely take the 100MM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33897078)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: deranged university wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#34234787)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: galvanic fishy field dysfunction

do i also get to live in 1994?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#34234802)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: greedy incel

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#34234987)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:53 PM
Author: Beta filthy stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063359)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: deranged university wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: vigorous voyeur goal in life

Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard count as being in your residence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521481)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: deranged university wagecucks

No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step into your addition) and no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: multi-colored trailer park preventive strike

kind of a gay clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: deranged university wagecucks

CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go purchase a yuuuuge add-on and chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521512)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: navy racy private investor sanctuary

i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably become a writer. maybe show up for appearance fees at shit like comic con because of my condition. also because no one knows how i got this condition, i'd sue the shit out of mighty mighty bosstones, their manager, and record label saying it's their fault

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521504)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: multi-colored trailer park preventive strike

(guy who didn't read the thread)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521509)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: greedy incel

It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as well. Like some bossa nova remixes, a trad jazz take

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyAF5CPD6aE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521529)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: Balding yellow knife pervert

How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521703)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Odious carnelian garrison keepsake machete

That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of a Ben Stiller rom com all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521729)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: deranged university wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#36489749)



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Date: February 19th, 2019 4:42 PM
Author: deranged university wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#37809495)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: deranged university wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#39053162)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:47 PM
Author: Exhilarant set tattoo

id do this for free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#39053200)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: hairraiser tan scourge upon the earth hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063314)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:47 PM
Author: Ungodly elite meetinghouse genital piercing

Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever I went.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063338)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:48 PM
Author: Ruby Low-t People Who Are Hurt Depressive

i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063341)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Beta filthy stain

Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063369)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: coral metal idiot point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49028087)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 3:53 PM
Author: deranged university wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43291843)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 6:18 PM
Author: hairraiser tan scourge upon the earth hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#44730423)



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Date: December 14th, 2023 10:51 AM
Author: hairraiser tan scourge upon the earth hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#47169735)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: hairraiser tan scourge upon the earth hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49027764)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: adulterous kitchen

Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go

if so I'm sold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49027831)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: deep cobalt state

I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a small fraction of your $100M, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49028138)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: coral metal idiot point

but where will i get 100MM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49027937)