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How does BIGLAW treat you when you first arrive?

Like the fist month or so, are the senior associates you're ...
laughsome nubile masturbator generalized bond
  12/15/09
"Bitch, write my memo."
cerise doobsian school fat ankles
  12/15/09
lol really?
laughsome nubile masturbator generalized bond
  12/15/09
do you seriously expect a lot of hand holding and kind words...
cerise doobsian school fat ankles
  12/15/09
I'm sure you're aware of it, but you are the kind of person ...
nofapping queen of the night voyeur
  12/15/09
yep, but Im good at what I do.
cerise doobsian school fat ankles
  12/15/09
being a strident asshole with a chip on his shoulder?
nofapping queen of the night voyeur
  12/15/09
nice. there's a shortage of competent microsoft word operato...
motley umber spot
  02/08/10
cool bro, tell us about your start in shitlaw
boyish resort
  02/08/10
TBF, I get credit for this too.
Violent charcoal digit ratio
  12/15/09
I love how you're proud of this.
vivacious blue kitchen pocket flask
  12/15/09
I'm just doing my part to cause the collapse of biglaw.
Violent charcoal digit ratio
  12/15/09
why kill the thing you love?
vivacious blue kitchen pocket flask
  12/15/09
I hate biglaw, where have you been?
Violent charcoal digit ratio
  12/15/09
right, but you derive your entire self-worth from it. I ass...
vivacious blue kitchen pocket flask
  12/15/09
don't you mean "You write my memo boy!"
fragrant brindle parlour
  02/06/10
at Latham you come in and setup your office. dave gordon th...
Hot rebellious dog poop doctorate
  12/15/09
LOL
Idiotic national
  12/15/09
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Glittery cuckold marketing idea
  12/15/09
cr
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  01/28/10
haha
Geriatric stirring space
  01/28/10
lol
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  02/06/10
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  02/16/10
...
supple mischievous area ape
  02/16/10
sink or swim
hairless international law enforcement agency
  12/15/09
don't stop git it git it!
boyish resort
  12/15/09
first you sign all the HR forms, then you're given a set of ...
green friendly grandma
  12/15/09
they don't "ride your ass from day one"
Vigorous insane liquid oxygen chad
  12/15/09
how would you describe it
Navy Pervert State
  12/15/09
At my firm it's kind of a mix, hours-wise. Some people are ...
Deep electric furnace address
  12/15/09
I am in a niche practice. With that said, first years are ty...
Dark whorehouse
  12/15/09
I'll never know
Ungodly abode giraffe
  12/15/09
Depends on what firm and whether you are any good. We have ...
Fighting beady-eyed hall
  12/15/09
My first assignments were memos and smaller transactions whe...
floppy trailer park
  12/15/09
My experience may be unusual, as I was slotted into a pretty...
razzmatazz judgmental stage mexican
  12/15/09
Like shit, and it never stops.
spectacular native organic girlfriend
  12/15/09
new associates are raped and farted upon
emerald faggotry stage
  02/06/10
gang or individually?
aphrodisiac bawdyhouse puppy
  02/06/10
raped individually, farted upon by a gang
emerald faggotry stage
  02/06/10
At my firm, the lit first years a year ago were put on a doc...
overrated low-t goyim
  02/06/10
"doc review project that required mandatory 10 billable...
motley umber spot
  02/08/10
I've been treated well so far, but im in bigregionallaw. ...
Ocher gaping
  02/06/10
I am a first year in corporate, and so far my hours haven't ...
fear-inspiring passionate striped hyena
  02/08/10
market?
green friendly grandma
  02/08/10
Secondary.
fear-inspiring passionate striped hyena
  02/08/10
25/wk
Ocher gaping
  02/08/10
I did between 30 and 35 the last couple weeks, plus a shit t...
fear-inspiring passionate striped hyena
  02/08/10
yeah, I've been doing a lot of non-billable so i've been wor...
Ocher gaping
  02/08/10
lucky dude, i know several people from a couple of markets w...
Cerebral Pisswyrm
  02/08/10
Not sure I'd wish for that many hours, but struggling to bil...
fear-inspiring passionate striped hyena
  02/08/10
30-40 is plenty. I'm getting ~ 25 and thats more than mos...
Ocher gaping
  02/08/10
At one firm in LA, the Senior partner goes shopping at Barne...
Zombie-like parlor
  02/08/10
They treat me fine. I've had steady to busy levels of work ...
Bespoke appetizing plaza black woman
  02/08/10
I may never experience this.
Hyperventilating sepia hissy fit site
  02/08/10
It's a little weird because you will think quality work and ...
Up-to-no-good pearl crotch
  02/08/10


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Date: December 15th, 2009 12:24 PM
Author: laughsome nubile masturbator generalized bond

Like the fist month or so, are the senior associates you're getting work from (I assume you don't work for partners for a while) - how do they treat you? How does the firm as a whole treat you? Do they ride your ass from day one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13557163)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 12:27 PM
Author: cerise doobsian school fat ankles

"Bitch, write my memo."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13557178)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 12:28 PM
Author: laughsome nubile masturbator generalized bond

lol really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13557185)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 12:48 PM
Author: cerise doobsian school fat ankles

do you seriously expect a lot of hand holding and kind words for 160k a year?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13557277)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 6:47 PM
Author: nofapping queen of the night voyeur

I'm sure you're aware of it, but you are the kind of person that makes the "profession" as miserable as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13560513)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 10:50 PM
Author: cerise doobsian school fat ankles

yep, but Im good at what I do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13563428)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 10:56 PM
Author: nofapping queen of the night voyeur

being a strident asshole with a chip on his shoulder?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13563508)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 10:25 PM
Author: motley umber spot

nice. there's a shortage of competent microsoft word operators in our culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14059990)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 10:45 PM
Author: boyish resort

cool bro, tell us about your start in shitlaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14060270)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 11:18 PM
Author: Violent charcoal digit ratio

TBF, I get credit for this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13563793)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 11:22 PM
Author: vivacious blue kitchen pocket flask

I love how you're proud of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13563853)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 11:23 PM
Author: Violent charcoal digit ratio

I'm just doing my part to cause the collapse of biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13563869)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 11:24 PM
Author: vivacious blue kitchen pocket flask

why kill the thing you love?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13563877)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 11:25 PM
Author: Violent charcoal digit ratio

I hate biglaw, where have you been?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13563886)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 11:26 PM
Author: vivacious blue kitchen pocket flask

right, but you derive your entire self-worth from it. I assumed there was some kind of Stockholm Syndrome at work here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13563903)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 4:20 PM
Author: fragrant brindle parlour

don't you mean "You write my memo boy!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14034174)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 12:31 PM
Author: Hot rebellious dog poop doctorate

at Latham you come in and setup your office. dave gordon then calls you down to the conference room to lay you off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13557195)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 12:55 PM
Author: Idiotic national

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13557324)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 10:58 PM
Author: Glittery cuckold marketing idea

i highly recommend this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13563539)



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Date: January 28th, 2010 9:25 PM
Author: Canary tanning salon community account

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13945422)



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Date: January 28th, 2010 9:29 PM
Author: Geriatric stirring space

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13945455)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 3:57 PM
Author: wild cyan immigrant

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14034032)



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Date: February 16th, 2010 3:04 PM
Author: Cheese-eating elastic band rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14138800)



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Date: February 16th, 2010 3:08 PM
Author: supple mischievous area ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14138842)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 12:34 PM
Author: hairless international law enforcement agency

sink or swim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13557213)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 12:52 PM
Author: boyish resort

don't stop git it git it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13557299)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 1:04 PM
Author: green friendly grandma

first you sign all the HR forms, then you're given a set of kneepads and, after that, there is a final tube of KY handed out with the verbal warning, "don't go too crazy with it, it's all you get for your first 3 months"

then the fun begins (translation: this is not a summer program)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13557396)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 6:44 PM
Author: Vigorous insane liquid oxygen chad

they don't "ride your ass from day one"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13560468)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 10:53 PM
Author: Navy Pervert State

how would you describe it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13563466)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 7:05 PM
Author: Deep electric furnace address

At my firm it's kind of a mix, hours-wise. Some people are slammed, some aren't. But I've never heard of any first years being treated unprofessionally (yelling, etc.).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13560724)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: Dark whorehouse

I am in a niche practice. With that said, first years are typically sort of ignored for the first month or so. The learning curve is steep so they ease a first year into it. There is a lot of nonbillable work for the first year, and some pro bono work also. Typically, it is all the stuff that the more senior people don't want to deal with.

After the first two months, you start getting integrated into projects by being assigned very discrete issues to research and report back on.

Partners are generally nice, but make no mistake, they expect things to be correct and delivered on time. There is simply no excuse for sloppy research or lack of attention to detail. Writing styles always differ coming out of law school, so people generally expect that a first year will need some time to learn the best way to write for clients. But poor research or late assignments will be a deal-killer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13562419)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 10:53 PM
Author: Ungodly abode giraffe

I'll never know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13563463)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 10:55 PM
Author: Fighting beady-eyed hall

Depends on what firm and whether you are any good. We have first years who go from doc review to doc review with BS memos mixed in. Me, back when, I was writing briefs and taking deps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13563493)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 10:56 PM
Author: floppy trailer park

My first assignments were memos and smaller transactions where I worked directly with a 5th-year associate who was running the deal, and asked me to do all of the ancillary documents (board resolutions, disclosure schedules and such). Some first years were stuck on doc review/diligence right away. You might get lucky and be asked to do something substantive, like draft/negotiate a disclosure schedule or side agreement.

Your "mentor" may take you to lunch somewhere in the area. People are usually happy to see you and grateful for the extra manpower.

Life sucks by the second month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13563502)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 10:57 PM
Author: razzmatazz judgmental stage mexican

My experience may be unusual, as I was slotted into a pretty particular practice group in IP based on my background, but I felt like I got a ton of attention/training/mentoring from partners and senior associates right from the first week. They had a number of assignments ready and waiting for me when I started, and they spent a ton of time getting me up to speed so i could do worthwhile work.

Edit: As the guy above said, they were happy to get the extra help and wanted me to be able to pitch in competently ASAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13563522)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 11:26 PM
Author: spectacular native organic girlfriend

Like shit, and it never stops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13563909)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 4:15 PM
Author: emerald faggotry stage

new associates are raped and farted upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14034124)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 4:16 PM
Author: aphrodisiac bawdyhouse puppy

gang or individually?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14034128)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 4:16 PM
Author: emerald faggotry stage

raped individually, farted upon by a gang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14034135)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 4:25 PM
Author: overrated low-t goyim

At my firm, the lit first years a year ago were put on a doc review project that required mandatory 10 billable hours/day while they were still in orientation. That doc review project lasted about 2 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14034219)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 10:30 PM
Author: motley umber spot

"doc review project that required mandatory 10 billable hours/day"

so what is that, like 20 hours a week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14060070)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 4:29 PM
Author: Ocher gaping

I've been treated well so far, but im in bigregionallaw.

I've worked directly with a junior partner quite a bit and have gone out to lunch/drinks with partners a couple times.

Most people in our office leave by 7. I worked until 10:00 one day which is rare for our office and was bought drinks for doing so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14034275)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 9:37 PM
Author: fear-inspiring passionate striped hyena

I am a first year in corporate, and so far my hours haven't been bad. I try to work 8:30-7 with a short lunch, and a couple days each week I work later to get assignments finished. I've worked with partners and senior associates, and a mix of billable and non-billable work. Managing to stay busy but not slammed. And praying to god I don't do something too stupid. For the most part everyone is civil and friendly--no screamers.

How many hours are you January starters billing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14059232)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 9:38 PM
Author: green friendly grandma

market?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14059246)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 10:15 PM
Author: fear-inspiring passionate striped hyena

Secondary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14059862)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 10:00 PM
Author: Ocher gaping

25/wk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14059645)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 10:19 PM
Author: fear-inspiring passionate striped hyena

I did between 30 and 35 the last couple weeks, plus a shit ton of non-billable. Total hours have been around 60/week, which doesn't feel that painful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14059911)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 10:21 PM
Author: Ocher gaping

yeah, I've been doing a lot of non-billable so i've been working about 50-60 actual hours. just not much billable work right now, at least in my department.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14059936)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 10:13 PM
Author: Cerebral Pisswyrm

lucky dude, i know several people from a couple of markets who are working 250-300 hour januaries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14059827)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 10:18 PM
Author: fear-inspiring passionate striped hyena

Not sure I'd wish for that many hours, but struggling to bill 30-40 every week keeps making me nervous. I literally walk in the door most days with <2 hours of predictable billables, then wait for people to give me more assignments. Working so far, but a little too "on the edge" for my taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14059897)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 10:20 PM
Author: Ocher gaping

30-40 is plenty.

I'm getting ~ 25 and thats more than most other people who started in January

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14059919)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 9:46 PM
Author: Zombie-like parlor

At one firm in LA, the Senior partner goes shopping at Barney's and Tiffany's while you cry in your parent's basement because he fired you after 3 months on the job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14059396)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 9:48 PM
Author: Bespoke appetizing plaza black woman

They treat me fine. I've had steady to busy levels of work but some it my class don't. It depends a lot on practice area and luck. No one yells. Biglaw is quite passive/aggressive. When they want you gone people stop giving you work and then they tell you you haven't met your hours and you move along. There's very little that's unpleasant about it if you will be here short term IMO. Hours suck sometimes but this is temporary for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14059424)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 10:15 PM
Author: Hyperventilating sepia hissy fit site

I may never experience this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14059851)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 10:44 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good pearl crotch

It's a little weird because you will think quality work and solid analysis would put you on the fast track. You are wrong. The only thing that matters in life are typos. Typos decide cases and are the most important thing of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14060255)