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Date: December 3rd, 2005 2:12 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig i will pwn all you bitches. every single one of you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4449177) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 2:13 PM Author: razzmatazz pistol The average starting salary for the UCLA MBA is like 80K. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4449187) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 2:14 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig you're not including bonuses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4449200) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 2:15 PM Author: razzmatazz pistol Oh, then make it 100K. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4449210) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 2:16 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig more like 120K
but either way, the average UCLA MBA makes about $400K in total comp 10 years out |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 2:17 PM Author: Dashing blue gas station 400k? that is pathetic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4449238) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 2:18 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig dude, the average HLS grad isn't even practicing law 10 years out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4449244) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 2:21 PM Author: Dashing blue gas station sarcasm... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4449290) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 3:14 PM Author: opaque sweet tailpipe roast beef In three years, you're going to be in your late 30's making $80K base. BWAHAHAHAH!!! PWN3D PWN3D PWN3D! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4449585) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:26 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig and a 150k bonus.
have a nice day, homo. |
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Date: January 17th, 2007 12:39 AM Author: ultramarine vigorous marketing idea I dunno what's so great about MBA's. In NYC a BA from CuNY's Baruch makes like 80k avg. PLus law degrees seem to be much more prestigious in my opinion, a businessman is not prestigious unless he makes money, while even a gov't lawyer has some academic prestige. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#7434478) |
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Date: July 14th, 2008 2:52 PM Author: Outnumbered Stimulating Theater Ladyboy F+ck you! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#9972490) |
Date: December 3rd, 2005 2:20 PM Author: Aromatic haunted graveyard pit http://www.anderson.ucla.edu/documents/areas/adm/cmc/Employment%20Report.pdf
Page 7:
89545 + 16993 * 0.6 + 22664 * 0.272 = 105,905
I'd say HLS is closer to $135000 with signing bonuses and bonuses |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 2:20 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig again, that's just the first year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4449278) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 2:23 PM Author: razzmatazz pistol As is 135K for BIGLAW. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4449308) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:28 PM Author: gaped razzle garrison crotch biglaw's actually higher (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450784) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:40 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig if you make your hours (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450964) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:47 PM Author: gaped razzle garrison crotch yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451043) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 2:24 PM Author: Aromatic haunted graveyard pit then show me the data for "10 years out" of BOTH HLS and Anderson graduates instead of making empty claims, since I've given a link to solid data
edit: I'm also applying to one biz school, but i'd never make a claim such as yours. Knowing the brilliant classmates at HLS I have, I know they will do really well and i'm in a luckier situation to have met them in a setting where we actually discuss topics we care about, rather than networking and knowing that your classmates might be judging you based on your networking-worthiness That is why I'm not wasting two years in the U.S. going to biz school and am going to Europe for one year programs
By the way, I'm also only applying to INSEAD (maybe also IMD), a 10-month program. The entry requirement includes a foreign language other than English though. http://www.mbamap.com/mba-careers/mba-salaries.htm |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 2:25 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig ok, I'll do that. stay tuned. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4449326) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:25 PM Author: Aromatic haunted graveyard pit Are you making a website or something? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450736) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:28 PM Author: excitant ape He's probably digging some recuitment brochure out of the trash. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450786) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 2:25 PM Author: razzmatazz pistol Don't question an MBA's data presentation efforts. They make pie charts for the boss! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4449329) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 3:18 PM Author: Puce Tripping International Law Enforcement Agency Property i think there are a few bschools in the us that'll do a 1Y program (nu i believe). insead is a great program, provided you want the exposure to europe. might not give you as much traction in the us. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4449608) |
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Date: December 7th, 2005 4:39 PM Author: Mahogany Messiness Telephone that info is crazily outdated. MBA's from Harvard, penn, etc. start out at about 150K these days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4489190) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:37 PM Author: excitant ape I make about as much as the median UCLA person in real estate. I learned everything on the job or in econ in UG.
I guess that shows that MBAs aren't worth much in terms of education.
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Date: December 12th, 2005 3:52 PM Author: swollen titillating philosopher-king Might I also point out the ridiculously wide distribution of salaries in the above-linked chart. The commercial banker making $30K after the MBA must be really glad he did that. Is he a bank teller working overtime? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4539324) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 2:26 PM Author: salmon appetizing hissy fit *weeps* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4449332) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 2:28 PM Author: Talented Forum enjoy unemployment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4449343) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 3:07 PM Author: Stubborn becky locale idiot.
mba = joke
in the real world
quit talking. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 3:15 PM Author: opaque sweet tailpipe roast beef what do you mean?!? Some of these programs in the top 10 require your UG GPA to be over 3.4!!!!!!!! That's prestigious! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4449589) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 3:21 PM Author: Provocative cream point karate Every BB banker is more prestigious than every practicing lawyer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4449644) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 4:42 PM Author: jet indirect expression Oh yeah, clearly some mid level banker at a BB is more prestigious than Elliott Spitzer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450397) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 4:46 PM Author: Provocative cream point karate This is correct. A first year analyst at citigroup is more prestigious than a SCOTUS justice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450432) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 4:48 PM Author: jet indirect expression Subject: No doubt about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450452) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:27 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig well, they make about the same. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450764) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:30 PM Author: excitant ape Analysts are pulling down high-100s these days? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450802) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:31 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig ok, third year analysts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450833) |
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Date: December 9th, 2005 6:20 PM Author: Hairraiser locus except that he could easily surpass their salary if he wanted to, and has a much better chance at a political office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4511270) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 4:38 PM Author: jet indirect expression HLS has produced more Fortune 500 CEOs than UCLA's bschool. HTFH. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450363) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:28 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig who cares. ucla mbas still make more money 10 years out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450778) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:06 PM Author: jet indirect expression Subject: False. Put up a credible link. That figure is bogus and you full well know it.
Wharton undergrads who get MBAs don't even make an average of 400K 10 years out, thus there is no reason to think the TTTs of UCLA do better. This is also to say nothing of the median (which is lower) and the fact that the people who actually respond to these surveys are much more likely to have higher salaries (and even be employed) than those who don't.
http://www.vpul.upenn.edu/careerservices/wharton/surveys/WhartonAlumniSurveyReport.pdf
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:14 PM Author: Aromatic haunted graveyard pit and these only include data from people who responded
edit: by the way, good job, i usually don't respond to flame, but it's good to remember this thread with solid proof |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 4:41 PM Author: Beta Electric Public Bath Useless Brakes "the average UCLA MBA makes about $400K in total comp 10 years out"
Average?
I hope you don't actually believe this. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:29 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig from businessweek. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450787) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:30 PM Author: excitant ape You've never been able to give a cite.
Funny that.
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:31 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig this was handed to me at an mba fair. fine, I'll scan it for you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450827) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:33 PM Author: excitant ape You said that before. You never followed through.
Why don't you just get the cite off the brochure or whatever and post it? |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:34 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig there is no cite on the brochure, although I don't really recall either way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450869) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:38 PM Author: excitant ape Ok, then just scan it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450921) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:39 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig fine, I'll do that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450942) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:53 PM Author: excitant ape Today? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451102) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:58 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig maybe.
still have to hit the gym and then i have a prestigious date tonight. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:01 PM Author: excitant ape Riiiight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451169) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:02 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig what, you don't believe me? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451178) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:07 PM Author: excitant ape I'll just wait for the scan -- just like we waited last time you offered it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451226) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:16 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig ok. you do that, champ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451295) |
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Date: December 4th, 2005 4:27 PM Author: excitant ape How's that scan coming? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4459458) |
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Date: December 10th, 2005 7:01 PM Author: Idiotic chapel pervert He's got a prestigious date tonight [Buzz] alright, a date [Buzz] dinner with friends [Buzz] dinner alone [Buzz] watching tv alone [Buzz] alright, he's ogling the ladies in the Victoria's secret catalogue [Buzz]
... Sears catalogue [Ding!] |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:31 PM Author: Flesh Fat Ankles link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450831) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:49 PM Author: Flesh Fat Ankles are you sure it was businessweek? are you sure it wasn't, NOTHING!?!?!? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451058) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:53 PM Author: Drab exciting hairy legs Nice reference. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451094) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:27 PM Author: gaped razzle garrison crotch But does UCLA MBA >>>>>> NU JD? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450760) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:28 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig yes, without question (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450770) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:30 PM Author: gaped razzle garrison crotch Ok thanks for the help, I've spent many a sleepless night wrestling with this question. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450814) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:32 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig i know you have (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450837) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:35 PM Author: Flesh Fat Ankles "you're not including bonuses"
http://www.usnews.com/usnews/edu/grad/rankings/mba/brief/mbarank_brief.php
the average starting salary and bonus for the top 3 schools is between $105,000 and $110,000. In light of that fact I find it highly unlikely that UCLA's MBA grads (or any school that would take you for that matter) average $120,000 their first year. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:36 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig the usnews data doesn't track the numbers cited by the schools in their brochures, so someone's wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450891) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:37 PM Author: Flesh Fat Ankles well, clearly a glossy borchure embossed with the school's seal and including information designed to attract applications is the better source of information. something must be wrong indeed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450918) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:40 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig either way, all those losers that take positions at places like quaker oats are bringing down the averages. I'm not in this to be some supply chain manager. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450958) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:42 PM Author: Flesh Fat Ankles yes, your level headed, thoroughly researched, and thought out career plans are well documented. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450989) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:45 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig thanks dood. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451015) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:38 PM Author: Aromatic haunted graveyard pit See my above post with direct link to UCLA's data, which is probably manipulated with, and it shows about $105,000
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:37 PM Author: Aromatic haunted graveyard pit Dude, I think it's respectable to want to change career, but your attitude sucks.
The thing is, if you can't be successful with a T14 JD degree, you'll likely not succeed even with an HBS degree. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:38 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig how does my attitude suck? I mean, I could easily continue with my biglaw job, make my 200k a year and keep going until they tell me I won't make partner. But I'd rather do something else with my life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4450935) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:45 PM Author: Aromatic haunted graveyard pit i'm talking about your attitude on this board. I know people are nasty on here, but at least 174 et al. are funny and witty in their nastiness.
Your incessant, unsubstantiated recitations about how much people make just annoy me, that's all. I challenged you to find proof, but all you have told us is "some businessweek article." Are you sure it wasn't the BW message board? I even linked to the UCLA brochure that shows you exaggerated the first year numbers, so why don't you come back here only when you can prove something?
i don't mean to be mean myself, but i'm just a bit annoyed |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:50 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig hey, sorry I annoy you, but I'm not here to make friends or here for your approval. I happen to disagree with all of the noobs on this board who happen to think that biglaw is some kind of fucking dream job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451067) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:54 PM Author: Aromatic haunted graveyard pit i'm certain most people don't consider it a dream job..... you're underestimating people
for example, i know quite a few people at HLS who are going to Goldman, McKinsey (split with top NY firm), etc. I also know a critical mass of people who will be working overseas with highly connected folks
it's how you use your degree not what kind of degree you have.... many of the people figure this out when they're at HLS and know that the degree opens many doors rather than channel them to just one profession
Edit: I only cited GS and McKinsey because they appeal the most to MBAs. Personally I'd rather do something else |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:58 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig wno matter how many people at hls are going to mckinsey, goldman, etc.., it will still be far less than the number coming from any decent b-school. Of course, MBAs can't become lawyers, but who the hell wants that?
the bottom line = only go to law school if you want to be a lawyer. if you want to be a banker, there are far more effective ways to do this. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:08 PM Author: Aromatic haunted graveyard pit http://www.businessweek.com/@@CnerPIcQZsn21hcA/bschools/04/full_time_profiles/ucla3.htm
There were 5 UCLA MBAs who got offers from McKinsey
I know 4 HLSers who got offers from McKinsey from my section alone (about 75 people), and that's just of the people I know. They're also ramping up recruitment at HLS more and more each year. One recruiter said "HBSers usually overestimate their ability, and HLSers underestimate theirs."
Edit: not to mention these HLSers I know are 2Ls who are getting "internships." Probably more 3Ls can also get offers from McKinsey. The "internship" data for UCLA MBA doesn't look that great. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:24 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig who knows how many people at ucla got offers from mckinsey. these people are also considering offers from bain, booz allen, bcg, etc...On the whole, you can't really believe it's easier to get a top MC job out of hls than out of any top 15 b-school. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451347) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:32 PM Author: Aromatic haunted graveyard pit McKinsey and Goldman are considered to top jobs in the typical MC and IB markets.
UCLA had 5 McKinsey and 2 Goldman. I highly doubt the yield rates for those two were very low. Probably more than 50%. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:34 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig I have no idea, but I know many people who have taken positions at other banks over goldman. mckinsey probably has a higher yield. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451437) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:36 PM Author: Aromatic haunted graveyard pit these are probably the same people who claim they got into HBS but chose to attend UCLA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451458) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:37 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig so, if you absolutely knew you wanted to go into MC and you had a choice between ucla mba and hls, you'd take hls? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451470) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:41 PM Author: Aromatic haunted graveyard pit I DO NOT want to go into MC, so the question is not really that applicable. But even if I would, I'd still choose HLS (or YLS/SLS for that matter) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451499) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:42 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig I wouldn't, nor would most educated people, but I guess you're a risk taker. good for you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451508) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:24 PM Author: Provocative cream point karate If you think a typical HLS student has a decent chance at GS or McKinsey, you're fucking kidding yourself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451345) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:30 PM Author: Aromatic haunted graveyard pit I didn't say that. Read above.
But GS or McKinsey isn't typically available to UCLA MBAs either |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:32 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig you think mckinsey gets a 100% yield? i don't think so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451410) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:33 PM Author: Aromatic haunted graveyard pit I'd say more than 50% given how McKinsey and Goldman are what MBA students constantly talk about (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451428) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:35 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig we need some evidence of this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451440) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:38 PM Author: Aromatic haunted graveyard pit I guess I don't have that, but neither do you have evidence the other way (i.e. low yield)
The only evidence we have is that there are 5 McKinsey, 3 Bain, no BCG, and 2 Goldman hires |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:39 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig well, until i know how many students interviewed for these jobs, I have no way of determining whether these are "good" stats or not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451488) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:30 PM Author: jet indirect expression Subject: Re: If you think a typical UCLA MBA student has a decent chance at GS or McKinsey, you're fucking kidding yourself much more.
At least at HLS or another top 6, the competition for these positions will be much less stiff since there a far fewer people will even be attempting to get these positions whereas at any B-school, you're competing with your whole class. The HLS name should easily be good enough to get a person into the door, someone whose done their research and interviews well shouldn't have much of a problem.
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:33 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig you are not competing against your "whole school," just a subset interested in these jobs. Secondly, MBAs are a known commodity, much more so than HLSers. MC and banking firms will always go with what they know as opposed to some risky commodity like a law student. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451426) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:35 PM Author: Aromatic haunted graveyard pit false..... an HLS law student is not exactly risky commodity, and McKinsey knows that. If you have seen how heavily they recruit at HLS you'd know. They invite 1Ls to drink, have multiple presentations throughout the year, and send you tons of e-mails (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451451) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:36 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig having drinks with students =/= offers extended to students. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451457) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:39 PM Author: jet indirect expression Yes, but that "subset" is a lot larger at any bschool than at HLS.
"Secondly, MBAs are a known commodity, much more so than HLSers."
As someone whose worked in both biglaw and private equity, and dealt with many bankers, I'm pretty certain that HLS has more alumni at top levels of Goldman and Mckinsey than UCLA's bschool. I haven't seen these "phantom alumni" of UCLA's MBA school going most of Goldman's deals. The Goldman guys who have MBAs are disproportionately likely to be from Wharton, Columbia, or HBS. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:41 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig as someone who was worked in banking and biglaw, you are dead wrong with respect to goldman. maybe not mckinsey. either way, these HLS "heavy hitters" at goldman and mckinsey all wasted years of their life in biglaw first. who wants to do that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451504) |
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Date: December 9th, 2005 6:35 PM Author: Hairraiser locus uh, jds get hired straight out at mckinsey as associates... so who wasted their life, somebody that spent a couple years working than 2 years in bschool, or somebody that spent 3 years in law school? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4511384) |
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Date: December 10th, 2005 5:26 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig very few jds can get a shot at mckinsey. it's an unrealistic goal for 99% of law students. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4520108) |
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Date: December 10th, 2005 5:29 PM Author: Soggy box office legend Perfectly reasonable at HLS, which was the topic of this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4520132) |
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Date: December 10th, 2005 5:36 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig you're on crack if you think that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4520167) |
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Date: December 10th, 2005 5:38 PM Author: Soggy box office legend Nope. I know two people that have TURNED IT DOWN! You forget, many people don't even want that job!
If you can do a case interview even half as well as the business school folks, you have a decent shot.
Sorry to burst your bubble! Enjoy UCLA! |
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Date: December 10th, 2005 5:38 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig it must be nice to make shit up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4520180) |
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Date: December 10th, 2005 5:41 PM Author: Soggy box office legend Nice to see how foolish you and that you can't see countervailing facts. This goes to show that you haven't a fucking clue what you are talking about. You'd fit right in at the Bush Administration! Weapons of mass destruction? not there? NAH - You're just making it up!
Still itching for that MBA at UCLA over that HLS JD? Didn't think so. |
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Date: December 10th, 2005 5:42 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig "Still itching for that MBA at UCLA over that HLS JD"
in a second |
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Date: December 10th, 2005 5:43 PM Author: Soggy box office legend Still itchin to go free the Iraqis from tyranny?
Come on man, there are weapons of mass destruction over there!
No you say? Bullshit - you are just making it up! |
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Date: October 21st, 2008 2:37 PM Author: Soggy box office legend How's that going for you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#10284075) |
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Date: December 11th, 2005 5:57 PM Author: Hairraiser locus it's an unrealistic goal for 99% of mba students as well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4529709) |
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Date: December 11th, 2005 7:52 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig but at least they have a better chance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4530883) |
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Date: December 14th, 2005 4:03 PM Author: Hairraiser locus not according the mckinsey presentation i saw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4560394) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:39 PM Author: Provocative cream point karate The difference is that an MBA will have easy access to all the BB banks. Very few banks interview at law schools. The JD will have to conduct a job search himself. He will have to constantly explain why he chose LS but now wants finance. He will have an extra year of debt to repay. Et cetera. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451491) |
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Date: December 14th, 2005 8:17 PM Author: Plum diverse mexican Subject: You will never do anything with your life This coming from somebody who will not be a law student, and will attend an MBA school superior to UCLA.
hth. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:18 PM Author: Irate Quadroon Whorehouse Does anyone else feel like the "UCLA 400k 10 yr out Businessweek Handout"' is to XOXO what Marcellus Wallace's briefcase was to Pulp Fiction? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451308) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:22 PM Author: Aromatic haunted graveyard pit no, because one is patently false and the other one is a mystery (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451334) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:24 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig do you think I'm lying? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451353) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:29 PM Author: Aromatic haunted graveyard pit not so much lying as disillusioned, probably the same way you were when you applied for law schools and expected things that didn't eventually materialize (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451382) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:35 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig well, we'll see. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451448) |
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Date: December 7th, 2005 4:59 PM Author: Magenta odious hospital why does everyone here so desperately need the assurance that they just happen to be doing the best, most lucrative thing in the world?
and somehow i doubt this path was a smooth and certain as is suggested:
"I could easily continue with my biglaw job, make my 200k a year and keep going until they tell me I won't make partner."
among everyone i've seen leave at the same stage, quite the opposite was true.
but, of course, no one here has ever sucked at something and then moved onto something else, or gone to a 10th or 20th best school that isn't extraordinary in some hidden way. perhaps it's just a matter of attending "mba fairs." |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:37 PM Author: Flesh Fat Ankles Joe, I know you're really busy benching 400 pounds and trying to dupe women from the internet to fuck you in spite of the fact that you're ugly...but how about that link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451471) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:38 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig when i get back from the gym dude. patience. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4451477) |
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Date: December 4th, 2005 11:19 AM Author: Puce Tripping International Law Enforcement Agency Property Subject: still waiting... time to let someone else use that stairmaster! still waiting for that data... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4457490) |
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Date: December 4th, 2005 12:26 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig sorry, hit the gym again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4457779) |
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Date: December 5th, 2005 10:25 PM Author: excitant ape Still lifting? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4472781) |
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Date: December 5th, 2005 10:56 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig you don't bench 400 by sitting on your ass all day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4473131) |
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Date: December 6th, 2005 8:43 PM Author: excitant ape Good thing scanning something takes about 1 minute. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4481587) |
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Date: December 6th, 2005 8:44 PM Author: excitant ape http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=313729&mc=1&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4481610) |
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Date: December 7th, 2005 2:14 PM Author: excitant ape Still working on that scan? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4487576) |
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Date: December 7th, 2005 4:36 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig actually in boston right now visiting prestigious b-schools.
do you know that HBS has 32 buildings! That's like an entire college campus. |
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Date: December 7th, 2005 4:54 PM Author: Magenta odious hospital too bad about all the essays, though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4489343) |
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Date: December 10th, 2005 5:27 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig they really are quite burdensome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4520114) |
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Date: December 8th, 2005 7:56 PM Author: excitant ape Bullshit. Go scan. Go find a Harvard brochure that says that make an average of $900k after 10 years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4501253) |
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Date: December 9th, 2005 7:16 AM Author: laughsome degenerate lettuce where is the scan you sand nigger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4506740) |
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Date: December 9th, 2005 6:13 PM Author: excitant ape He has a slow scanner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4511209) |
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Date: December 9th, 2005 6:16 PM Author: Angry snowy mediation This is like saying a UCLA BA > HLS JD.
No. |
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Date: December 9th, 2005 11:04 PM Author: Multi-colored fortuitous meteor It seems like everyone has forgotten the hackneyed rule of 'statistics dont lie, but they say anything you want them to.' lets suppose this joe_schmo is at least telling the truth (probably a stretch in itself). its still a worthless statement. at UNC-CH, the most lucrative major over the past 25 yrs is Geography. Why? Because Michael Jordan was a geography major and is now a multi billionaire. On the slight chance Joey V isnt talking out of his ass about the UCLABS stat, its surely based upon skewed data. its like saying a greater % of Dry Cleaner owners are millionaires tha HLS grads. it may be true, but it doesnt make any sense to pass up HLS to go into the dry cleaning business. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4514687) |
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Date: December 10th, 2005 5:27 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig what's so hard to understand?
bankers' compensation >>> lawyers' compensation |
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Date: December 10th, 2005 5:30 PM Author: Soggy box office legend how's that scan coming, douche bag? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4520140) |
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Date: December 10th, 2005 5:37 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig it's coming, girlfriend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4520170) |
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Date: December 10th, 2005 5:42 PM Author: Soggy box office legend Given that you've been posting this nonesense for almost 6 months - a year? - doesn't seem like a lot to ask that you provide us with some statistical evidence BEYOND what you thought you saw on a business school marketing pamphlet! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4520205) |
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Date: December 10th, 2005 5:43 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig sorry, but this request is like number 956 on my to do list. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4520210) |
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Date: December 10th, 2005 5:47 PM Author: Soggy box office legend Given that it would take about 1/10th less time to scan your evidence than it would to post 40 posts on this thread, or start another 10 threads on the same topic, it seems like you have PLENTY of TIME! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4520242) |
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Date: December 10th, 2005 6:02 PM Author: Misunderstood Bateful Dilemma i think you're full of shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4520380) |
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Date: December 10th, 2005 5:51 PM Author: Multi-colored fortuitous meteor in some comparisons bankers comp > lawyers comp. however, by no means does that prove the avg salary for a particular MBA 10yrs out is $400k. why is that so hard to understand? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4520271) |
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Date: December 14th, 2005 9:20 PM Author: Plum diverse mexican Subject: But you are clearly too fucking stupid to understand: law school --> lawyer
business school != banker
Enjoy your |
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Date: December 9th, 2005 11:43 PM Author: Coiffed depressive volcanic crater why the fuck did you do LS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4515179) |
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Date: December 10th, 2005 4:18 PM Author: excitant ape Apparently he didn't spend much time figuring out his scanner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4519425) |
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Date: December 10th, 2005 5:28 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig bored with my job. thought it was a "cool" idea.
basically the reason why most people continue to go to ls. |
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Date: December 10th, 2005 5:31 PM Author: Soggy box office legend similar reasons to why you are going to business school. Brilliant! I'm sure the MBA will be as rewarding for you!
Enjoy the bullshit sales job. |
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Date: December 10th, 2005 5:38 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig enjoy your middle class existence and getting pwned by partners for the next ten years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4520172) |
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Date: December 10th, 2005 5:39 PM Author: Soggy box office legend I'm sure you'll enjoy your middle class existence and getting pwned by MD's for 3 years before quiting after whining that your job isn't "cool" anymore!
Of course, that assumes you will get one of those jobs, when you actually will probably go into sales, fail miserably, and "start your own business" to save face. |
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Date: December 10th, 2005 5:42 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig haha, ok. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4520206) |
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Date: December 10th, 2005 5:46 PM Author: Soggy box office legend What will it be, Joe_Vaj's laundry shop? Joe_Vaj's sports marketing? The Joe_Vaj dollar store? You gotta go to Vaj's? Joe_Vaj's career counseling? (don't go to JD or MBA, work as your own boss!) Or will you do late night commercials selling your book, "lessons of PWNage: graduate school does NOT lead to success - take it from me!"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4520234) |
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Date: December 10th, 2005 5:55 PM Author: Misunderstood Bateful Dilemma where's the scan? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4520307) |
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Date: December 10th, 2005 5:57 PM Author: Soggy box office legend See above, "sorry, but this request is like number 956 on my to do list." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4520323) |
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Date: December 11th, 2005 2:18 PM Author: excitant ape What number do you think it is now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4527971) |
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Date: December 11th, 2005 3:50 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig I'll get to it right after I order my REALDOLL. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4528688) |
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Date: December 11th, 2005 10:24 PM Author: excitant ape "this was handed to me at an mba fair. fine, I'll scan it for you."
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&mc=53&forum_id=2#4450827
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So, are you ready to concede that you're full of shit? |
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Date: December 11th, 2005 10:49 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig no, I really did get it. I can't find it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4533444) |
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Date: December 14th, 2005 4:06 PM Author: excitant ape You are hereby forever barred from making the $400k after 10 years claim until you produce evidence. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4560427) |
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Date: December 14th, 2005 5:06 PM Author: shimmering office Joe's right about the average Anderson MBA making > $410k/year 10 years post-MBA (unless Anderson is pumping out bullshit, which is certainly possible).
http://www.anderson.ucla.edu/x3140.xml |
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Date: December 14th, 2005 5:22 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig this is the study!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4561132) |
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Date: December 12th, 2005 3:54 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig any other lawyer fucks who want to get pwned? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4539341) |
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Date: December 14th, 2005 3:55 PM Author: excitant ape I would like to get owned by your forthcoming scan. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4560309) |
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Date: December 14th, 2005 4:20 PM Author: exhilarant dun genital piercing roommate Joe just fucking go away (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4560553) |
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Date: December 14th, 2005 5:23 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig see the above link (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4561141) |
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Date: December 14th, 2005 4:38 PM Author: shimmering office Dude, why are you blowing off my "Joe_Vag_8" [sic] rate the GMAT prep options" thread? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4560743) |
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Date: December 14th, 2005 5:24 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig let me find it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4561147) |
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Date: December 14th, 2005 7:07 PM Author: Multi-colored fortuitous meteor 4 out of the 5 richest people in america quit school and are making billions. $400k aint shit either way. youre not making real $$ unless youre hitting at least 7 figures. joey vaj, why are you wasting your time w/ an mba when the real cash is in being a college drop out? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4562121) |
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Date: December 14th, 2005 7:52 PM Author: lemon faggotry http://www.anderson.ucla.edu/x3140.xml
let's acknowledge that this study does exist. joe vag was not lying.
rip apart the study if you must, rip apart his decision to pursue an mba if you think it's foolish, attack his personality if you don't like him... but apparently the attacks above concerning whether the survey exists were unfounded.
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Date: December 14th, 2005 9:07 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig bravo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4563352) |
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Date: December 17th, 2005 4:39 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig bump for the law suckers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4590497) |
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Date: March 1st, 2006 5:12 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#5218912) |
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Date: March 1st, 2006 5:13 PM Author: orchid big giraffe Joe vag for president 2008. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#5218926) |
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Date: March 1st, 2006 5:16 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig you're too kind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#5218959) |
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Date: March 1st, 2006 5:36 PM Author: Aromatic haunted graveyard pit so where are you going for your MBA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#5219134) |
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Date: March 1st, 2006 5:44 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig don't know yet. just one acceptance so far at stern. still waiting to hear from other places. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#5219186) |
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Date: March 1st, 2006 6:06 PM Author: Aromatic haunted graveyard pit that's pretty good. congratulations
edit: it's no UCLA though |
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Date: March 1st, 2006 6:08 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig haha, it certainly isn't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#5219364) |
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Date: March 1st, 2006 6:09 PM Author: Aromatic haunted graveyard pit you might be classmates w/ my college roommate, who is quite brilliant.
he only applied to Stern |
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Date: March 1st, 2006 6:11 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig wow, why didn't he look elsewhere? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#5219393) |
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Date: March 1st, 2006 6:14 PM Author: Aromatic haunted graveyard pit someone asked me that question the other day as well.......
he wants to live in NYC, and i want to live in europe |
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Date: March 1st, 2006 6:22 PM Author: Adventurous violent senate codepig columbia??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#5219482) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2006 12:22 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Saffron Abode Gay Wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#5837943) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2006 12:30 PM Author: Vibrant Indian Lodge Preventive Strike My lawn mower, Jeronimo, has a UCLA mba. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#5837971) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2006 1:03 PM Author: drunken vengeful ticket booth keepsake machete Seems like being a laywer isn't all that, since we have Joe and chiashu both coming out of law school going back into b-school.
Should I rethink my career goals? |
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Date: May 23rd, 2006 1:17 PM Author: Swashbuckling Boltzmann Dog Poop being a lawyer isn't all that, but for every lawyer going to business school there are 5 former business people going to law school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#5838204) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2006 1:21 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Saffron Abode Gay Wizard what year are you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#5838223) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2006 1:25 PM Author: drunken vengeful ticket booth keepsake machete I'm going to apply this fall, so I still have time to bail out. :D (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#5838245) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2006 1:29 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Saffron Abode Gay Wizard yeah, maybe. do you really want to practice law? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#5838277) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2006 1:38 PM Author: Swashbuckling Boltzmann Dog Poop do you like business or finance? If so, don't do law or you will always be jelous. If those things don't really interest you then law will probably be a good fit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#5838339) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2006 5:05 PM Author: drunken vengeful ticket booth keepsake machete I've taken some finance and accounting courses...they were fairly easy (got A's and A+'s without trying), but extremely, mind-numbingly boring. I was an Econ major freshman year and switched out of that too because I found it boring. So, I don't like handling money. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#5839394) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2006 12:36 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Saffron Abode Gay Wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#5893537) |
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Date: July 24th, 2006 1:41 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle Saffron Abode Gay Wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#6284640) |
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Date: July 28th, 2006 4:11 PM Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Community Account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#6324067) |
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Date: July 28th, 2006 4:41 PM Author: lascivious sound barrier university Joe-Vaj owned all of you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#6324288) |
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Date: October 8th, 2006 1:10 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle Saffron Abode Gay Wizard yes he did (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#6748367) |
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Date: October 8th, 2006 1:13 AM Author: gaped razzle garrison crotch http://joevaj.ytmnd.com/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#6748396) |
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Date: January 16th, 2007 11:53 PM Author: massive potus piazza bump for back office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#7434079) |
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Date: January 17th, 2007 12:03 AM Author: Topaz internet-worthy address stock car Hahahaha
Average! I would hope a business school would know better, especially concerning a variable with a huge skew to one side.
Douchetastic. |
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Date: January 17th, 2007 12:13 AM Author: massive potus piazza ucla mba > hls jd
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Date: January 17th, 2007 12:28 AM Author: Topaz internet-worthy address stock car Dis-fucking-credited, fool. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#7434400) |
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Date: January 17th, 2007 12:23 AM Author: ruby cruise ship I believe that the employment at graduation is only about 75% at UCLA MBA. Anyone have access to the USNews number? The UCLA employment pdf linked to above says 95%, but it also says only 78% are seeking employment -- which you know is bullshit. 95%*78% = 74% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#7434359) |
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Date: January 17th, 2007 12:29 AM Author: Soul-stirring frozen selfie business firm ***Salary Stats:
Class of 2005† Number of graduates: 327 Number of graduates seeking jobs: 258 (78.9%) Number of job seekers accepting jobs by three months after graduation:94.2%
Base Salary by Occupation
Marketing/sales (62 reporting): $80,811 (average), $40,000 (low), $120,000 (high) Operations/production (3 reporting): $71,667 (average), $22,000 (low), $100,000 (high) General management (13 reporting): $94,031 (average), $71,900 (low), $150,000 (high) Finance/accounting (85 reporting): $93,736 (average), $40,000 (low), $160,000 (high) Consulting (39 reporting): $105,934 (average), $62,000 (low), $155,000 (high) Other (40 reporting): $86,397 (average), $24,000 (low), $130,000 (high) |
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Date: January 17th, 2007 12:36 AM Author: ruby cruise ship The not seeking jobs is just code for "we want to pad our employment stats to make our incoming students feel good." Does anyone really think that 22% of the class isn't seeking a job? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#7434458) |
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Date: January 19th, 2007 8:56 AM Author: heady brilliant stag film it could be that they already have jobs--family companies, copmany sponsored etc. and were therefore not looking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#7448058) |
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Date: January 19th, 2007 9:20 AM Author: Topaz internet-worthy address stock car Far more likely scenario.
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Date: January 19th, 2007 10:35 AM Author: ruby cruise ship I am sure the school would count these individuals. These b-schools are notorious for doctoring their employment stats. For example, Wharton will hire a significant number of students, who did not get normal jobs, to do some crap job at the school just so they can pump up their employment stats. To think that they wouldn't count students who actually had jobs is highly unlikely. Believe me, there is not much demand for someone who graduates in the bottom quarter of UCLA b-school. Yet, hls grads in the bottom 25% get biglaw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#7448360) |
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Date: June 1st, 2007 3:22 PM Author: trip location mad cow disease the fact that you're posting seriously in this thread indicates just how insecure and miserable people going into biglaw are (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#8197616) |
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