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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)
| Aqua mother theater stage | 01/03/23 |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM Author: Aqua mother theater stage One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.
He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”
He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM Author: Exciting claret university dingle berry https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736910) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM Author: Aqua mother theater stage Laughing my fuckin ass off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736920) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM Author: Opaque Curious Pistol 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736930) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM Author: Aqua mother theater stage Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738950) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM Author: Aggressive poppy fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738951) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM Author: geriatric cracking space philosopher-king alright, im a tranny advocate now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738975) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM Author: nubile school cafeteria old irish cottage anyone still doubt that trannies are men? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738984) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM Author: Exciting claret university dingle berry everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739057) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM Author: nubile school cafeteria old irish cottage so you agree that you’re a man? cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739106) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM Author: Exciting claret university dingle berry (1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739112) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM Author: nubile school cafeteria old irish cottage It’s not that deep. You’re just a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739151) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM Author: Exciting claret university dingle berry more than u are, yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739155) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM Author: Chartreuse skinny woman 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#46206733) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM Author: Exciting claret university dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#46206694) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM Author: walnut comical feces stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603587) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM Author: Aggressive poppy fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603607) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: geriatric cracking space philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620711) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM Author: Beady-eyed cerise alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620846) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM Author: charcoal indirect expression rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620946) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#49213068) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#49213074) |
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM Author: mustard gunner national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736856) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM Author: Chrome Soul-stirring Stock Car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736859) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM Author: Exciting claret university dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736872) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM Author: Exciting claret university dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736908) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM Author: Navy foreskin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739167) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM Author: Diverse free-loading home SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739289) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: Talented demanding toaster brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739308) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM Author: Flushed multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603641) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: domesticated dark windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739301) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM Author: Glittery Bossy Chapel Rigpig The story had me at first but lost me without a plot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739348) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM Author: sienna ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739457) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM Author: mustard gunner national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739630) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM Author: mustard gunner national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45742027) |
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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM Author: mustard gunner national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45750389) |
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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM Author: mustard gunner national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45835222) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM Author: mustard gunner national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47219210) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM Author: electric smoky field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47219260) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM Author: mustard gunner national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47376237) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: Chrome Soul-stirring Stock Car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47376245) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM Author: mustard gunner national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603827) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM Author: Embarrassed to the bone startled corner Shit thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603834) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM Author: mustard gunner national QUotemo positivity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603842) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM Author: ruby cruel-hearted lay ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603847) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM Author: Scarlet violent roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47604038) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM Author: Talented demanding toaster brunch (rat) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47604053) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#49213069) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM Author: hairraiser arrogant address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47604067) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM Author: hairraiser arrogant address The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620822) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM Author: geriatric cracking space philosopher-king it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620882) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: Scarlet violent roommate when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620919) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM Author: geriatric cracking space philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620938) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM Author: Talented demanding toaster brunch (slimshadymantp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47621001) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#49213065) |