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Date: December 4th, 2007 7:32 PM Author: Saffron thriller heaven really tough guy How humiliating. i could barely even lean over to shut the car door today and i ended up calling in to work because i would get nauseated from the pain when having to sit. it was a grotesque cyst right in the crease where my butt cheek met my thigh and the bone and muscle pressed up right against it. i couldnt even extend my leg without excruciating pain. it was some how connected to every nerve in my body, even to my fingernails.
The good doc told me he could give me a massive dose of anti-biotics or take a scalpel to it today. He said former offered no guarantees other than 2 more days of pain before i went back to his office, while the latter would involve near excruciating pain but relatively instant relief. I chose the latter, wishing that i could down a few shots of vodka before moving ahead.
and you're god damn right it hurt. he sprayed some cooling stuff on my ass (it also hit my balls) which was supposed to numb it but when he stuck the damn scalpel in there i felt like i'd just been impaled. i fucking passed out it was so painful and awoke to him squeezing pus, blood and other fluids out of this massive abscess on my left butt cheek/thigh. he said it was the largest one he'd ever see, measuring 5" X 7"
i have been wearing a tampon straped to my butt cheek/thigh all the rest of the day.
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Date: December 4th, 2007 7:36 PM Author: ivory rehab I hope this is true, because I love it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=726554&forum_id=2#8978138) |
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Date: December 4th, 2007 7:39 PM Author: Saffron thriller heaven really tough guy the best part was getting to use the bite block that they give to seizer patients. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=726554&forum_id=2#8978155) |
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Date: December 4th, 2007 7:42 PM Author: Bistre national love of her life horrible. i must say its not every day you undergo a procedure requiring a bite block and chemically frozen balls. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=726554&forum_id=2#8978170) |
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Date: December 4th, 2007 8:34 PM Author: swollen excitant nibblets forum Guys in my high school used bite blocks and had their balls frozen all the time. It was no big deal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=726554&forum_id=2#8978438) |
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Date: March 7th, 2008 3:00 PM Author: Ruddy french deer antler http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qHhjNcGhDQ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=726554&forum_id=2#9444549) |
Date: December 4th, 2007 7:37 PM Author: Bistre national love of her life Disgusting. But i TY. would read again. Are you feeling better? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=726554&forum_id=2#8978139) |
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Date: December 4th, 2007 7:57 PM Author: Saffron thriller heaven really tough guy yes but im still kind of sore. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=726554&forum_id=2#8978242) |
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Date: December 4th, 2007 7:54 PM Author: Aqua mad-dog skullcap http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP9P3RQ-roM (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=726554&forum_id=2#8978225) |
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Date: December 4th, 2007 7:57 PM Author: Saffron thriller heaven really tough guy im sure that was the view from my posterior. this thing just started irritating me on sunday and then by today i could barely walk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=726554&forum_id=2#8978239) |
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Date: December 4th, 2007 8:39 PM Author: swollen excitant nibblets forum Good family memories. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=726554&forum_id=2#8978459) |
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Date: December 5th, 2007 12:08 AM Author: titillating boltzmann mediation aww fuck yeah....
i want to eat that. |
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Date: December 5th, 2007 12:08 AM Author: multi-colored buck-toothed lodge party of the first part Oh. My. God. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=726554&forum_id=2#8979565) |
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Date: December 5th, 2007 12:29 AM Author: big flesh cuckoldry "that was fun" would pop again!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=726554&forum_id=2#8979666) |
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Date: December 5th, 2007 12:43 AM Author: swollen excitant nibblets forum There are lots of cyst videos on Youtube. God bless the interwebz. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=726554&forum_id=2#8979735) |
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Date: December 4th, 2007 7:54 PM Author: cerebral resort goal in life hilarious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=726554&forum_id=2#8978226) |
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Date: December 4th, 2007 7:58 PM Author: Saffron thriller heaven really tough guy you go through what i did and then call it hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=726554&forum_id=2#8978245) |
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Date: December 4th, 2007 8:42 PM Author: cerebral resort goal in life relax dooder it was a compliment on your humorous storytelling abilities (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=726554&forum_id=2#8978467) |
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Date: December 4th, 2007 8:00 PM Author: pearly fantasy-prone business firm marketing idea once he lanced it he should have let you squeeze the puss out. can you imagine the satisfaction of feeling that fucking thing explode? omg - he should have paid YOU. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=726554&forum_id=2#8978260) |
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Date: December 4th, 2007 8:03 PM Author: Saffron thriller heaven really tough guy i passed out man. the lancing process was the male equivalent of giving birth. i walked off the basketball court in h.s. with a snapped ankle that didnt hurt even 1/100th as much as the lancing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=726554&forum_id=2#8978274) |
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Date: December 4th, 2007 8:02 PM Author: aromatic box office sneaky criminal butts don't connect to thighs. how could it possibly be 5" x 7"?
it's probably syphilis. |
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Date: December 4th, 2007 8:02 PM Author: pearly fantasy-prone business firm marketing idea boy, you sure know a lot about butts and asses. oh wait, sorry i forgot you're on teh down low. makes perfect sense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=726554&forum_id=2#8978272) |
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Date: December 4th, 2007 10:32 PM Author: swollen excitant nibblets forum That's how Sonic Youth rolls. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=726554&forum_id=2#8979048) |
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Date: December 4th, 2007 8:48 PM Author: Saffron thriller heaven really tough guy thinking about this i'm sure he meant 5x7cm now. it was at hte lower edge of my left buttcheck, straddling the muscle crease between thigh and butt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=726554&forum_id=2#8978509) |
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Date: December 4th, 2007 8:49 PM Author: pearly fantasy-prone business firm marketing idea *SonicYouth explodes in his pants* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=726554&forum_id=2#8978512) |
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Date: December 4th, 2007 8:16 PM Author: pearly fantasy-prone business firm marketing idea SonicYouth would have lanced your ass for free. Probably still will. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=726554&forum_id=2#8978343) |
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Date: December 4th, 2007 11:18 PM Author: supple chrome quadroon juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=726554&forum_id=2#8979286) |
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Date: December 4th, 2007 11:41 PM Author: Saffron thriller heaven really tough guy its rough huh? at least i had a doctor to do it but i regretted not being hammered to dull the pain. it reminded me of civil war battlefield surgery. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=726554&forum_id=2#8979412) |
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Date: December 4th, 2007 11:51 PM Author: Bonkers ticket booth pisswyrm Oh yeah? Which battle were you at? I had my leg amputated at Spottsylvania Courthouse. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=726554&forum_id=2#8979461) |
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Date: December 5th, 2007 9:33 AM Author: Saffron thriller heaven really tough guy I was at the battle of Man-Asses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=726554&forum_id=2#8980327) |
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Date: December 6th, 2007 1:05 PM Author: Transparent laughsome casino tattoo Underrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=726554&forum_id=2#8986387) |
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Date: March 7th, 2008 2:39 PM Author: Charcoal cheese-eating stain menage Fucking A! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=726554&forum_id=2#9444426) |
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Date: March 7th, 2008 3:37 PM Author: zippy hall wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=726554&forum_id=2#9444739) |
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Date: December 5th, 2007 12:15 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy grizzly meetinghouse police squad You realize this was the condition which Rush Limbaugh used to avoid 'Nam?
I've had this cyst as well as a kidney stone, and the lancing of the former was more painful than the passing of the stone. |
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Date: December 5th, 2007 12:19 AM Author: Bonkers ticket booth pisswyrm I passed a kidney stone once driving from Clam Lake to Pinehouse. Jacknifed my fucking rig and lost a load of ball bearings right next to a school house. Those poor Inuit bastards looked like Dick Cheney'd gone after 'em with an elephant gun. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=726554&forum_id=2#8979619) |
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Date: March 7th, 2008 2:54 PM Author: Ruddy french deer antler lol ty for this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=726554&forum_id=2#9444518) |
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Date: December 5th, 2007 7:02 AM Author: Galvanic flatulent theater stage son of senegal the best part of this thread is the fact that he used a tampon after.
Especially since I called him a pussy yesterday. |
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Date: December 5th, 2007 8:37 AM Author: Spectacular maize laser beams immigrant Why didn't the doctor give you any local anesthetic? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=726554&forum_id=2#8980250) |
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Date: December 5th, 2007 9:22 AM Author: supple chrome quadroon juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=726554&forum_id=2#8980304) |
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Date: December 5th, 2007 9:34 AM Author: Saffron thriller heaven really tough guy TITCR. he said a local anesthetic like what you get at the dentist won't work on infected tissue. instead he sprayed like vaporized dry ice or some cooling chemical which made the skin numb but as soon as he broke in there with his scalpel it did no good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=726554&forum_id=2#8980331) |
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Date: December 5th, 2007 9:13 AM Author: vigorous native fortuitous meteor its on the lower part of your ass?
I had a pilonidal cyst. it forms right above the ass crack where the tail bone is. it was quite painful. It required surgery |
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Date: December 5th, 2007 9:36 AM Author: Saffron thriller heaven really tough guy yes but its no where near my butt crack. its right where my left butt cheek meets the underside of my lower left thigh. imagine right over where your hip bone presses down on when you sit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=726554&forum_id=2#8980336) |
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Date: December 5th, 2007 9:50 AM Author: Dull Doobsian Set Useless Brakes flame.
but good flame |
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Date: December 5th, 2007 11:21 AM Author: Saffron thriller heaven really tough guy the painful truth, i just had to go change my bandage out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=726554&forum_id=2#8980590) |
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Date: December 6th, 2007 12:22 PM Author: Saffron thriller heaven really tough guy Wow i am 1000% better. i can sit comfortably finally and the bleeding stopped. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=726554&forum_id=2#8986147) |
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Date: December 6th, 2007 2:36 PM Author: Internet-worthy Bright Multi-billionaire Sanctuary Was it a sebaceous cyst? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=726554&forum_id=2#8986734) |
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Date: December 6th, 2007 2:53 PM Author: cyan exhilarant base philosopher-king I had a cyst on my head and the doc injected something into it to numb it up and then went to town on it with the knife and I didn't feel a thing. Wonder why they couldn't injected you with whatever they did me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=726554&forum_id=2#8986837) |
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Date: December 6th, 2007 3:55 PM Author: fragrant den ladyboy A cyst isn't necessarily infected. An abscess is different because its pus and related material prevents local anesthetics (lidocaine) from working effectively. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=726554&forum_id=2#8987252) |
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Date: March 7th, 2008 1:48 PM Author: Canary gas station TY. would read again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=726554&forum_id=2#9444138) |
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Date: August 8th, 2008 9:30 AM Author: dashing apoplectic stead gay wizard this was a good thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=726554&forum_id=2#10046983) |
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Date: August 8th, 2008 9:41 AM Author: Diverse goyim school cafeteria How do you guys remember threads that are like a year old, someone needs to bump the "asian family roommate" in GW dorms from last summer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=726554&forum_id=2#10046997) |
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Date: August 8th, 2008 9:54 AM Author: dashing apoplectic stead gay wizard I was looking at cyst popping videos on youtube last night, made me think of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=726554&forum_id=2#10047025) |
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