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Date: June 25th, 2012 7:50 PM Author: ocher liquid oxygen gf and i had to go to different cities for SA. met girl a couple days ago. i can't get her out of my head. the bad part: would have to be contact through fb, linkedin, etc. i didn't go for the number when we met because i thought i was going to see her again (3rd party thing). that fell through. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20956820) |
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Date: June 25th, 2012 7:53 PM Author: Contagious menage roommate create fake linked in. add like 50 random people. like 10 will confirm quick. then hit up girl. done (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20956844) |
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Date: June 25th, 2012 7:55 PM Author: ocher liquid oxygen i'm afraid that the whole "hey, i found your linkedin. we should go out sometime." thing might come off creepy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20956864) |
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Date: June 25th, 2012 8:46 PM Author: Adulterous University this is a "plan" we're supposed to rate? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957161) |
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Date: June 25th, 2012 11:17 PM Author: hateful space Thank you!
This shit sounds like some, "Dear Diary, I met a cute girl yesterday! I hope she likes me!" |
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Date: June 25th, 2012 11:21 PM Author: Provocative chestnut national oh what a strategist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20958572) |
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Date: June 26th, 2012 3:54 AM Author: aggressive pit "i didn't go for the number when we met because i thought i was going to see her again (3rd party thing). that fell through."
does this mean you have some mutual acquaintance that you could get the number from? |
Date: June 25th, 2012 7:54 PM Author: bossy cordovan center here's a simple and elegant solution: ask doobs for her number (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20956850) |
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Date: June 25th, 2012 8:43 PM Author: pearl theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957145) |
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Date: June 25th, 2012 7:56 PM Author: Ruby self-absorbed piazza really tough guy FB her bro. Sometimes people have their email accounts listed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20956874) |
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Date: June 25th, 2012 7:57 PM Author: excitant hunting ground milk PeopleSmart.com
I never used it on a girl though, usually just to intimidate landlords |
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Date: June 25th, 2012 7:59 PM Author: abusive twinkling library How does PeopleSmart intimidate landlords? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20956892) |
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Date: June 25th, 2012 7:59 PM Author: ocher liquid oxygen i already found her fb and linkedin. i think linked in is actually preferred here for two reasons: 1) easily found with info she gave me (name, school, major, employer), and 2) keeps her away from my fb page (with gf pics, "in a relationship," etc.). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20956890) |
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Date: June 25th, 2012 11:29 PM Author: violent jet hospital mood (doobs) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20958685) |
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Date: June 25th, 2012 8:03 PM Author: bull headed hairless gunner never a good idea, especially in the modern age of tech. this will blow up in your face.
I've learned the hard way....cheating is almost never worth it. |
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Date: June 25th, 2012 8:16 PM Author: ocher liquid oxygen but she's younger, thinner, hotter, and, of course, newer than current gf. she was receptive when we met. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957009) |
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Date: June 25th, 2012 8:22 PM Author: Citrine karate windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957037) |
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Date: June 25th, 2012 8:40 PM Author: magenta ticket booth marketing idea you were too timid to get her number tho and now you are talking about e-stalking her to scheme behind your girlfriend's back. she's going to go from thinking you're just a beta to a slimeball lurker who's putting forth great effort to cheat on your girlfriend, but not alpha enough to have a steady flow of tail coming your way.
if you're thinking in terms of trading up, i.e. "I will cheat because she's ___________ than current gf," you should just dump her and live it up single. |
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Date: June 26th, 2012 10:31 AM Author: autistic mind-boggling foreskin gay wizard /thread
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Date: June 25th, 2012 8:45 PM Author: Brindle wrinkle faggotry lol youre dating a ls classmate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957156) |
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Date: June 25th, 2012 8:51 PM Author: ocher liquid oxygen tell me how to pull this off, bort. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957196) |
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Date: June 25th, 2012 8:53 PM Author: Razzmatazz maize native quadroon i rate your plan a 0/10 because you did not state a coherent plan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957202) |
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Date: June 25th, 2012 8:55 PM Author: magenta ticket booth marketing idea he said "i plan to cheat-lurk on this girl who gave me 5 minutes of attention" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957209) |
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Date: June 25th, 2012 8:56 PM Author: Razzmatazz maize native quadroon tbf, that's an excellent plan with many nuances. could use a diagram. 9.5/10 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957215) |
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Date: June 25th, 2012 11:18 PM Author: hateful space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20958540) |
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Date: June 25th, 2012 8:53 PM Author: Brindle wrinkle faggotry you have to get her number. no facebook friending. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957205) |
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Date: June 25th, 2012 9:03 PM Author: ocher liquid oxygen or i could just knock on her door. would that be most alpha? we met at her house. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957253) |
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Date: June 25th, 2012 9:04 PM Author: magenta ticket booth marketing idea are you fucking kidding
Yes. Do this at a non-creepy time. Come to her door around 6:30 or 7 and ask her out |
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Date: June 25th, 2012 9:08 PM Author: ocher liquid oxygen I fear that this will be very awkward if one of her roommates answers the door or is also right there in the living room. otherwise, i like it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957279) |
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Date: June 25th, 2012 9:12 PM Author: magenta ticket booth marketing idea if her roommate answers, explain that you met her the other night, thought you got along well and that you want to see her again. leave contact information with the roommate.
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use the opportunity to refer to the party and start hitting on the roommate, then over a short time start hooking up with the roommate, make the other girl see you are capable of handling yourself with a woman, then move on her on the sligh. by positioning yourself this way the primary target will be less likely to initiate facebook connection or generally operate within relationship norms. |
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Date: June 25th, 2012 9:16 PM Author: bistre medicated mother mediation wtf is "on the sligh" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957331) |
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Date: June 25th, 2012 9:19 PM Author: magenta ticket booth marketing idea http://wiki.mtgsalvation.com/article/Sligh
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OR
sly* |
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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:14 PM Author: Olive french plaza party of the first part The old deck was awesome when you would hit your curve with 1-drop into Ironclaw Orcs into Orcish Artillery and it was just so much pressure on them that you could ignore all the damage Orcish Artillery was doing to you. Magic was more fun when all the cards were underpowered. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20961130) |
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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:16 PM Author: magenta ticket booth marketing idea seriously do either one of these things (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20961138) |
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Date: June 26th, 2012 10:25 AM Author: canary fragrant range twinkling uncleanness dude...just send her a letter... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20960606) |
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Date: June 25th, 2012 8:58 PM Author: Razzmatazz maize native quadroon just talk to her, eventually ask her to get a beer after work on a friday, turn that into more drinking and fun, then take her home from all that fun and have sex with her. (or whatever else) do not facebook her, only give her your number if she asks. if you can't pull that off she isn't in to you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957228) |
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Date: June 25th, 2012 9:00 PM Author: magenta ticket booth marketing idea i dont think he is going to see her again without stalking her
god forbid he asks the mutual friend how to run into her again
god forbid he actually meets someone new |
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Date: June 25th, 2012 9:05 PM Author: ocher liquid oxygen the "mutual friend" isn't actually a friend of hers (in fact, they will probably never see each other again. also, the "mutual friend" knows my gf, so i have to keep her out of the loop. the reason i didn't get dem digits the first time is because "mutual friend" was there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957264) |
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Date: June 25th, 2012 9:07 PM Author: magenta ticket booth marketing idea you should
(a) go to her house during the daylight hours
(b) facebook message her a link to this post
(c) call your girlfriend and tell her you love her
(d) forget her and spend all remaining awake time tonight masturbating
(e) ALL OF THE ABOVE |
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Date: June 25th, 2012 9:09 PM Author: ocher liquid oxygen tbf, (d) is most likely (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957287) |
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Date: June 25th, 2012 9:02 PM Author: chocolate aphrodisiac theater stage ladyboy twist: she's already found your fb profile and knows you're in a relationship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957245) |
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Date: June 25th, 2012 9:06 PM Author: ocher liquid oxygen nah, it's locked down. though, there is a tiny chance that "mutual friend" said something to one of the roommates. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957269) |
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Date: June 25th, 2012 9:08 PM Author: chocolate aphrodisiac theater stage ladyboy the reality is that if you approach anything resembling a relationship with her, even if it's only fwb, she's going to try to add you on fb and then get annoyed when you don't friend her back. basically, in the social networking era, it's basically all but impossible for a gen y to have an 'affair' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957280) |
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Date: June 25th, 2012 9:10 PM Author: magenta ticket booth marketing idea you are right but 2L SA is also one of the best excuses he'll ever have to completely lock down his facebook or maybe ghost completely
man, fuck relationship statuses |
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Date: June 25th, 2012 9:10 PM Author: ocher liquid oxygen EXACTLY. i have zero google footprint. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957298) |
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Date: June 25th, 2012 9:10 PM Author: ocher liquid oxygen "i don't have a facebook." i'm a few years older than her and she knows i'm a ballin' lawyer, so i bet she'd buy some spiel about a fb page being a liability. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957296) |
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Date: June 26th, 2012 10:35 AM Author: autistic mind-boggling foreskin gay wizard "i'm a ballin' lawyer"
tbf, no you're not. |
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Date: June 25th, 2012 9:12 PM Author: bull headed hairless gunner this is true, and a very sad state of affairs. I've deleted my facebook on several occasions just to keep flings on the side going, but overall its just too much effort. its impossible to have an affair unless the other party knows you're attached. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957308) |
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Date: June 25th, 2012 9:43 PM Author: ocher liquid oxygen should i just go to her house and say "let's have a summer fling"? that's all i really want. this summer may be the last chance i have to get some strange before i'll eventually be forced to choose between gf and whoring around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20957531) |
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Date: June 25th, 2012 11:24 PM Author: Brindle wrinkle faggotry fratty slamming his fist into ikea desk when lisa rowe tries to add him on facebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20958617) |
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Date: June 25th, 2012 11:15 PM Author: ocher liquid oxygen she is so fucking sexy. i can't stop looking at her pics. maybe i'll just try to run into her somewhere and one night it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20958493) |
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Date: June 25th, 2012 11:20 PM Author: hateful space Your flame is becoming apparent, Bro. . . (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20958569) |
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Date: June 26th, 2012 2:39 AM Author: ocher liquid oxygen ngaplz. i wish this were flame. i shouldn't be crushing on some random girl this much, but she was just so, so sexy. i need some strange, and i need some younger than my old lady. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20960035) |
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Date: June 26th, 2012 10:32 AM Author: Magical vigorous orchestra pit If you have time to plan to cheat on your GF, you have time to break up with her before you do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979311&forum_id=2#20960637) |