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*sucks air through teeth as St Peter reads out post count *

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exhilarant wrinkle address
  10/22/15
Rofl
Bearded Vivacious Pisswyrm Shrine
  10/22/15
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appetizing chestnut space legend
  10/22/15
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Ocher learning disabled candlestick maker
  10/22/15
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trip cruise ship
  10/22/15
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flatulent insecure keepsake machete heaven
  10/22/15
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Medicated histrionic lettuce
  10/22/15
lol
mewling base masturbator
  10/22/15
*glances over St. Peter's shoulders, let's out a sigh of rel...
At-the-ready Shimmering New Version Stage
  10/22/15
St Peter: "And from 1984 to 2058, you went to the gym...
Self-absorbed Spruce Ape
  10/22/15
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cheese-eating black woman stage
  10/22/15
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trip cruise ship
  10/22/15
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exhilarant wrinkle address
  03/09/16
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multi-colored degenerate
  11/10/19
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Stimulating police squad point
  07/17/22
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Scarlet bull headed love of her life double fault
  05/01/24
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Irradiated orchestra pit
  10/22/15
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puce trust fund
  10/22/15
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Avocado comical dopamine milk
  10/22/15
"I only see ninety-seven thousand, eight hundred and fo...
dashing mood
  10/22/15
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Self-absorbed Spruce Ape
  10/22/15
180 to you
Avocado comical dopamine milk
  10/22/15
lol
Honey-headed Hyperventilating Market
  10/22/15
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cheese-eating black woman stage
  10/22/15
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olive aphrodisiac chapel
  10/22/15
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trip cruise ship
  10/22/15
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bossy emerald azn voyeur
  12/18/15
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Slate soul-stirring theatre patrolman
  03/09/16
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multi-colored degenerate
  11/10/19
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floppy parlour
  06/22/25
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Beta office
  08/04/25
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Juan Eighty
  03/04/26
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180 Deep Dingle Berry
  10/22/15
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dashing mood
  10/22/15
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appetizing chestnut space legend
  10/22/15
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dashing mood
  10/23/15
Lol
saffron galvanic crackhouse
  10/23/15
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dashing mood
  10/27/15
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dashing mood
  12/18/15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeDYrTVQ2cE
carnelian rehab rigor
  12/18/15
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flatulent insecure keepsake machete heaven
  12/18/15
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dashing mood
  03/09/16
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Adventurous round eye indirect expression
  03/09/16
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Garnet temple
  03/09/16
"...and finally we have this blank bump 10 minutes befo...
olive aphrodisiac chapel
  03/09/16
"...and forty two." You sigh, relieved. &quo...
exhilarant wrinkle address
  03/09/16
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Supple Angry State Juggernaut
  04/30/19
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out-of-control church building hunting ground
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Underhanded hell idiot
  11/10/19
“Your poasting history is... checkered,” St. Pet...
Gaped gay wizard
  11/10/19
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lavender anal party of the first part
  01/04/22
!!!
Juan Eighty
  03/04/26
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Scarlet bull headed love of her life double fault
  01/04/22
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Scarlet bull headed love of her life double fault
  07/17/22
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Scarlet bull headed love of her life double fault
  06/22/25
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an Indian man who self-deported from the U.S.
  03/04/26


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Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:47 AM
Author: exhilarant wrinkle address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#29019760)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:48 AM
Author: Bearded Vivacious Pisswyrm Shrine

Rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#29019763)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:50 AM
Author: appetizing chestnut space legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#29019765)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:53 AM
Author: Ocher learning disabled candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#29019783)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:00 AM
Author: trip cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#29020192)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:07 AM
Author: flatulent insecure keepsake machete heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#29020501)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:07 AM
Author: Medicated histrionic lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#29020502)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:08 AM
Author: mewling base masturbator

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#29020506)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:08 AM
Author: At-the-ready Shimmering New Version Stage

*glances over St. Peter's shoulders, let's out a sigh of relief to see Jesus and Yann PUMPING iron and letting nebbish STIM twinks have it with HEAVENLY ropes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#29020507)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:20 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Spruce Ape

St Peter:

"And from 1984 to 2058, you went to the gym or otherwise exercised 5,531 times, and

*flips page*

5,525 of them were fully clothed."

*looks at you with raised eyebrows*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#29020553)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: cheese-eating black woman stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#29023625)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: trip cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#29024335)



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: exhilarant wrinkle address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#30016901)



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Date: November 10th, 2019 5:47 PM
Author: multi-colored degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#39098217)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 8:36 AM
Author: Stimulating police squad point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#44864690)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Scarlet bull headed love of her life double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#47625560)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:16 AM
Author: Irradiated orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#29020537)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:17 AM
Author: puce trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#29020542)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:19 AM
Author: Avocado comical dopamine milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#29020548)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:20 AM
Author: dashing mood

"I only see ninety-seven thousand, eight hundred and forty-two posts here," St. Peter frowns.

You begin to sweat. "One hundred thousand was just an estimate," you stammer. "Regardless, what I meant to indicate was that I was part of the Work of the Greatbort which paved the way to rebuilding the world after the Event and showed us the path to the stars."

St. Peter half-nods, half-shakes his head. "But the rest of your time was spent on - am I reading this correctly - 'due diligence' and 'midget pornography'? Both of those activities were banned after the Event as being clear Contributors, were they not?"

He is remarkably well-informed on mundane affairs, you think to yourself. "If it helps," you mumble, "I wasn't very good at the due diligence."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#29020550)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Spruce Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#29020555)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Avocado comical dopamine milk

180 to you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#29020556)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:22 AM
Author: Honey-headed Hyperventilating Market

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#29020559)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:24 PM
Author: cheese-eating black woman stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#29023632)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 7:39 PM
Author: olive aphrodisiac chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#29024178)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: trip cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#29024337)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: bossy emerald azn voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#29405164)



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: Slate soul-stirring theatre patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#30016877)



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Date: November 10th, 2019 5:46 PM
Author: multi-colored degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#39098213)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: floppy parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#49040570)



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Date: August 4th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Beta office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#49156812)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 4:55 AM
Author: Juan Eighty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#49713901)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:48 AM
Author: 180 Deep Dingle Berry



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:21 PM
Author: dashing mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#29023604)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:21 PM
Author: appetizing chestnut space legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#29023609)



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 1:02 PM
Author: dashing mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#29028556)



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: saffron galvanic crackhouse

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#29028605)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 2:17 PM
Author: dashing mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#29052472)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: dashing mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#29405077)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: carnelian rehab rigor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeDYrTVQ2cE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#29405154)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:49 AM
Author: flatulent insecure keepsake machete heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#29405185)



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: dashing mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#30016864)



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:13 AM
Author: Adventurous round eye indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#30016869)



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:19 AM
Author: Garnet temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#30016882)



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:20 AM
Author: olive aphrodisiac chapel

"...and finally we have this blank bump 10 minutes before the motorvvehicle accident."

"That would be all."

"I haven't done any of your other monikers yet..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#30016885)



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: exhilarant wrinkle address

"...and forty two."

You sigh, relieved.

"Well, that's not so bad, is it?"

You straighten your halo and make a start for the gates.

St. Peter unfurls another scroll

"Now, onto your second moniker."

Seinfield slap bass plays.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#30016898)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Supple Angry State Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#38164412)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: out-of-control church building hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#38164433)



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Date: November 10th, 2019 5:35 PM
Author: Underhanded hell idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#39098170)



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Date: November 10th, 2019 5:45 PM
Author: Gaped gay wizard

“Your poasting history is... checkered,” St. Peter opines.

“I understand you poast from Heaven, so I’m sure you can see my contributions brought joy to others,” you say with hope.

“Yes, I poasted on the business board as St. Peter, but on the law board I poast as a average man... Peterman.”

*gulps air*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#39098206)



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Date: January 4th, 2022 8:16 PM
Author: lavender anal party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#43729801)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 4:54 AM
Author: Juan Eighty

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#49713900)



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Date: January 4th, 2022 8:13 PM
Author: Scarlet bull headed love of her life double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#43729778)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Scarlet bull headed love of her life double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#44864689)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 4:08 PM
Author: Scarlet bull headed love of her life double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#49040566)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 4:35 AM
Author: an Indian man who self-deported from the U.S. (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2#49713894)