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ITT: how to make a perfect breakfast taco
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Date: May 29th, 2021 10:58 PM Author: Tan Heaven Private Investor Fresh flour tortilla 2 scrambled eggs (fresh eggs not the stuff from a carton) Pinch of course sea salt Sprinkle of cracked black pepper A good hot sauce, like Tabasco Scorpion That’s it. Cheese, potatoes, meats like bacon and sausage and chorizo, have no place in a breakfast taco. Keep it simple. Keep it clean. ywia |
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Date: May 8th, 2022 11:49 PM Author: ocher market KYS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#44477429) |
Date: May 29th, 2021 11:01 PM Author: ruby provocative wrinkle corner Sounds fucking gross, go back to israel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42543035) |
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Date: May 29th, 2021 11:03 PM Author: Tan Heaven Private Investor Cheese ruins eggs in my opinion. It’s not a complimentary flavour at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42543041) |
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Date: May 30th, 2021 1:34 AM Author: avocado international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42543496) |
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Date: May 29th, 2021 11:02 PM Author: Ivory Big Kitty Cat No cheese OR bacon? GTFO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42543037) |
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Date: May 29th, 2021 11:04 PM Author: Tan Heaven Private Investor Bacon is unnecessary for a simple breakfast taco. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42543046) |
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Date: September 13th, 2022 5:30 PM Author: fighting digit ratio Bacon is the single most important part and what DEFINES the standard breakfast taco (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#45165884) |
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Date: May 29th, 2021 11:16 PM Author: Self-absorbed onyx dingle berry Perfect breakfast taco is 4-5" diameter flour tortilla w/1 scrambled egg (not too scrambled, sort of like a McD's folded egg cut into 6 or so pieces near the end of the cook), 2-3 thin slices of well-seasoned medium-rare flank steak, good sharp cheddar (or another of several acceptable substitute cheeses we don't need to get into here), pico de gallo, avocado, green onion garnish, and whatever good hot sauce you prefer.
quality, perfectly-cooked bacon or chorizo or even standard American ground breakfast sausage can be subbed in as the meat, but steak as specified above is by far the POTUS.
(if bacon, CRITICALLY important it is not too chewy and also cut/crumbled into the right size pieces)
ljl at OP's garbage "taco," i wonder if he's homeless or grew up poor (in America, even a Mexican poor would turn his nose up at that shit) or something else like that.
and double ljl at thinking you can fit 2 scrambled eggs into anything you call a taco. |
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Date: May 29th, 2021 11:22 PM Author: balding address crrr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42543119) |
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Date: May 29th, 2021 11:29 PM Author: obsidian outnumbered dog poop lol good screed man. and that taco sounds 180 as fuck may need to cop some tmrw AM somehow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42543148) |
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Date: May 30th, 2021 1:09 AM Author: Tan Heaven Private Investor This is the most faggot thing I’ve ever read. You’ve got like 10 ingredients and you don’t even touch on seasoning. You’re a journeyman prole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42543462) |
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Date: May 30th, 2021 1:33 AM Author: Passionate spot degenerate The breakfast taco was invented in Texas. It would have eggs, cheese, and a fuckton of meat
Your taco is basically a fucking vegan wrap. You missed adding the avocado with your gay ass sea salt to sell to homosexual LA hipsters |
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Date: May 30th, 2021 10:12 AM Author: Ultramarine menage You got fucking gaped ITT, just take the L and move on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42544284) |
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Date: May 30th, 2021 10:25 AM Author: Tan Heaven Private Investor Don’t be jealous friend. We have good banter in this thread. I’m not taking it as a L and I’m not changing how I prepare my perfect breakfast tacos. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42544305) |
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Date: May 30th, 2021 1:13 AM Author: appetizing location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42543467) |
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Date: May 30th, 2021 1:35 AM Author: arousing learning disabled point laser beams "street taco" tortillas are 180. You got that right
too many ingredients tho. The cr is leftover steak that you sear again (to medium well or well) in the morning. No one is firing up their grill at 7am |
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Date: May 30th, 2021 11:00 AM Author: irate amethyst preventive strike goal in life LOL at well done steak. You afraid for your unborn child? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42544367) |
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Date: May 30th, 2021 1:14 AM Author: arousing learning disabled point laser beams "Sprinkle" "pinch" "a good..."
U sound uppity and gay and not like a real foodie. Especially bc you overemphasize ur ingredient sourcing (eggs not from a carton- wtf???) yet overlook the biggest flavor profile ingredient, the tortilla, which u insinuate is store-bought. This would be 100x better if u claimed made them urself (p easy actually). Try telling a real Latino about the perfect taco and mention that ur using El Paso tortillas
Also vinegar hot sauces on eggs are TTF |
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Date: May 30th, 2021 1:19 AM Author: Tan Heaven Private Investor Good point about the tortilla. Yes, it needs to be FRESH. Homemade is best. Store bought is much lower quality. Maybe if you heat it up that can help. |
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Date: May 30th, 2021 1:29 AM Author: arousing learning disabled point laser beams serious Q (I'm actually curious) - where do I get eggs not from a cartoon?
I appreciate ur simplicity but I find ur recipe lacking and pretentious. I cook 12-15 meals a week (nothing crazy; mostly bodybuilding meals I try to maek as palatable as possible) |
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Date: May 30th, 2021 1:37 AM Author: Tan Heaven Private Investor You can buy processed eggs that come in a milk carton type thing that fast food restaurant use. I meant use actual cracked eggs. Because the processed egg product from a carton doesn’t taste as fresh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42543499) |
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Date: May 30th, 2021 1:38 AM Author: Passionate spot degenerate Carton eggs are pastuerized for salmonella fags (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42543501) |
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Date: May 30th, 2021 1:40 AM Author: arousing learning disabled point laser beams Ahh ok. Sry - low reading comp. I read cartoon as the cardboard 12-pack (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42543505) |
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Date: May 30th, 2021 1:38 AM Author: arousing learning disabled point laser beams idk what the answer is, but it needs to include some techniques. Huge difference between melted cheese and cold shredder cheddar from a bag
Eating Med-rare w/o a knife is TTT. Too chewy. Bad in a taco bc you don't get clean bites
Love pico
personally- I love a lightly-fried tortilla. They taste great and don't get watery |
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Date: May 30th, 2021 9:16 AM Author: Tan Heaven Private Investor I just made my family some perfect breakfast tacos. They thanked me and said, “Dad, thank you for omitting the flavour killing cheese and unnecessary bacon or chorizo.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42544139) |
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Date: May 30th, 2021 10:13 AM Author: Ultramarine menage Did their real father enjoy them too? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42544286) |
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Date: May 30th, 2021 9:20 AM Author: Abnormal gay wizard The perfect breakfast taco is to make some actual breakfast food not some FAGGOT taco. Mexican cuisine has plenty of better options. If you really want a tortilla for breakfast, just make chilaquiles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42544147) |
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Date: May 30th, 2021 9:38 AM Author: indigo rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42544202) |
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Date: May 30th, 2021 9:24 AM Author: aquamarine home This is so retarded it has to be flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42544162) |
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Date: May 30th, 2021 9:27 AM Author: Tan Heaven Private Investor You seem MAF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42544175) |
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Date: May 30th, 2021 9:30 AM Author: aquamarine home Lol no, not any madder than when I hear about a retard digging shit from his ass and eating it. Gross, sure, but I’m not the one doing it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42544184) |
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Date: May 30th, 2021 9:32 AM Author: Tan Heaven Private Investor This is a perfect taco. There are two keys to living. The first key is giving. The second key is simplicity. You shouldn’t stuff a taco like it’s a smorgasbord. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42544186) |
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Date: May 30th, 2021 9:33 AM Author: aquamarine home Ok, retard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42544191) |
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Date: May 30th, 2021 9:35 AM Author: Stimulating university Breakfast tacos are limited only by your imagination (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42544195) |
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Date: May 30th, 2021 9:37 AM Author: federal hideous forum striped hyena Eggs and tortillas don't mesh. Too much mush (no doobs) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42544198) |
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Date: May 30th, 2021 10:20 AM Author: maize cerebral philosopher-king temple (Op of turkey in his breakfast burrito) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42544301) |
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Date: May 30th, 2021 10:25 AM Author: dashing azn coldplay fan get fresh flour tortillas from HEB. might as well pick up some pico or fresh salsa while you're there, it's probably better than your homemade stuff. over medium high heat, fry frozen hash browns (the square ones) in some vegetable oil. when they're about done, scoot them to the edges of the pan and plop down some fresh chorizo (that you also bought from HEB) in the middle. when that's done, mix it all up, add three very well scrambled eggs. turn off the heat, let it set a minute and then stir. do that a couple more times until the eggs are done. warm tortillas on another pan.
if you don't have HEB you're not gonna reach the top. |
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Date: May 30th, 2021 11:41 AM Author: Aromatic mexican second faggiest poast ITT, after OP
this sounds like a better taco of course, but "HEB" obsession is gay as fuck (I live in TX)
and your use of "scoot" "plop" and "mix it all up" pushes this poast over the edge to be rated FAGGOT
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Date: May 30th, 2021 12:42 PM Author: dashing azn coldplay fan show us your breakfast tacos, faggot.
https://imgur.com/zuNXRO5 |
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Date: May 30th, 2021 12:43 PM Author: Aromatic mexican looks like a mass of pus and diarrhea, enjoy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42544737) |
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Date: May 30th, 2021 11:06 AM Author: chartreuse thriller macaca So scrambled eggs and hot sauce? What a garbage taco (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42544384) |
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Date: May 30th, 2021 2:34 PM Author: insanely creepy reading party I like my dads. Over hardish egg (salt pepper), a slice of cheddar cheese and place two pieces of bacon on top. Salsa to taste and wrap it up. The bacon melts into the cheese and when you hit that soft spot of the yolk it's amazing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42545181) |
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Date: May 30th, 2021 2:40 PM Author: sable potus what you mean fresh flour tortilla? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42545207) |
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Date: May 30th, 2021 2:47 PM Author: dashing azn coldplay fan warm and soft and made that day, not the preserved cardboard shit you buy in the bread aisle. most of you will never see these in your local grocery store. this recipe looks pretty good:
https://www.sanantoniomag.com/flour-tortillas/ |
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Date: June 2nd, 2021 7:20 AM Author: Beta floppy tanning salon Just made 3 CORN tortilla tacos with egg and salsa verde. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4845541&forum_id=2#42560105) |
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Date: September 13th, 2022 5:27 PM Author: fighting digit ratio real answer is:
-Flour tortilla
-Scrambled egg
-Cheese (cheddar, colby jack, a blend, whatever)
-Bacon
That's the standard breakfast taco. If you want to get fancier and do steak or migas style that's fine too but bacon/egg/cheese is the foundational core of the breakfast taco world. Anyone who disagrees needs to OUT what state they grew up in.
Egg in a tortilla isn't a "breakfast taco", it's egg in a tortilla. |
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