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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)

One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen. ...
nofapping geriatric chapel
  01/03/23
https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T
territorial kitchen
  01/03/23
Laughing my fuckin ass off
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  01/03/23
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  01/03/23
Holy shit
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  01/04/23
so you agree that you’re a man? cool
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(1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes
territorial kitchen
  01/04/23
It’s not that deep. You’re just a man.
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SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180
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The story had me at first but lost me without a plot.
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The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and d...
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  04/30/24
it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when t...
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when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids a...
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM
Author: nofapping geriatric chapel

One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.

He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”

He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”

The jury’s jaw dropped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736855)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM
Author: territorial kitchen

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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM
Author: nofapping geriatric chapel

Laughing my fuckin ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736920)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM
Author: Harsh friendly grandma native

180

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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM
Author: nofapping geriatric chapel

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738950)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM
Author: Cerebral Carnelian Mood



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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM
Author: Coral international law enforcement agency

alright, im a tranny advocate now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738975)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM
Author: Transparent tank pit

anyone still doubt that trannies are men?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738984)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM
Author: territorial kitchen

everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739057)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM
Author: Transparent tank pit

so you agree that you’re a man? cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739106)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM
Author: territorial kitchen

(1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739112)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM
Author: Transparent tank pit

It’s not that deep. You’re just a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739151)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM
Author: territorial kitchen

more than u are, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739155)



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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM
Author: twinkling swashbuckling theater stage skinny woman

180

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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: territorial kitchen



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM
Author: Cerebral Carnelian Mood



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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: Coral international law enforcement agency



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Hell Hunting Ground



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: irradiated big-titted puppy genital piercing



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER



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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#49213074)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM
Author: ruby free-loading spot



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM
Author: Clear Unhinged Theatre



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM
Author: territorial kitchen



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM
Author: territorial kitchen



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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM
Author: pearl laughsome idea he suggested toilet seat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739167)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM
Author: Costumed national haunted graveyard

SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739289)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: hilarious stag film newt



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM
Author: brilliant concupiscible box office



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM
Author: alcoholic cordovan state internal respiration



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM
Author: Multi-colored bipolar cuckoldry

The story had me at first but lost me without a plot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739348)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM
Author: jet razzle crackhouse prole



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM
Author: ruby free-loading spot



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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM
Author: ruby free-loading spot



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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM
Author: ruby free-loading spot



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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: ruby free-loading spot



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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: ruby free-loading spot



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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM
Author: Chartreuse marvelous locus feces



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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: Clear Unhinged Theatre



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: ruby free-loading spot



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: gay beta karate den

Shit thread

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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM
Author: ruby free-loading spot

QUotemo positivity

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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: titillating flirting wagecucks



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM
Author: Excitant kitty



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM
Author: hilarious stag film newt

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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: aromatic old irish cottage



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM
Author: aromatic old irish cottage

The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620822)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: Coral international law enforcement agency

it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620882)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: Excitant kitty

when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620919)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM
Author: Coral international law enforcement agency



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM
Author: hilarious stag film newt

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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band



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