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😍A day in the life of President Newsom's America😍

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ag...
Violet fiercely-loyal gunner jew
  07/19/24
I live like this now
federal exhilarant pit
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cream sandwich theater stage
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Juan Eighty
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loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it w...
razzle-dazzle international law enforcement agency
  07/19/24
This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Pr...
Concupiscible submissive school cafeteria
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Ungodly faggot firefighter pocket flask
  07/19/24
*in the next week
Violet fiercely-loyal gunner jew
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scarlet house depressive
  07/19/24
libs maf!
Well-lubricated Provocative National Rigpig
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deranged ultramarine public bath laser beams
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Unholy Lodge
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Zippy appetizing tattoo
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Well-lubricated Provocative National Rigpig
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costumed soul-stirring forum
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Concupiscible submissive school cafeteria
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Aquamarine Menage Mood
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NM is back
Floppy goal in life
  07/19/24
God I hope so
scarlet house depressive
  07/19/24
His love is with us always, brother.
Violet fiercely-loyal gunner jew
  07/19/24
He poasted yesterday iirc
Ungodly faggot firefighter pocket flask
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aromatic point psychic
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political and religious prisoner
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gibberish (?)
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Well-lubricated Provocative National Rigpig
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costumed soul-stirring forum
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mrx sunburst
costumed soul-stirring forum
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Floppy goal in life
  07/19/24
Pics?
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Floppy goal in life
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Heady nudist theater water buffalo
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Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?
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OP is the terrorist pumping out those wojak with fat chick ....
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Swashbuckling internal respiration
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cordovan twinkling uncleanness principal's office
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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: Violet fiercely-loyal gunner jew

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ago because your social credit score dropped below 500 after you misgendered someone at the grocery store. She couldn't deal with the shame.

8:30 AM: After getting dressed you head to the kitchen and start making yourself breakfast. You instinctively beckon "kids, get up, time for school," before stopping yourself. The government took them last week. Your son told his radically inclusive teacher, Mrx. Sunburst, that he identified as a girl (he finally cracked under the peer pressure) and that his dad would be mad. Per President Newsom's new "Protect Our Youth" law, they were swiftly removed from your custody and taken to a state run communal dorm for trans kids.

You choke back tears and remain composed when you remember that any display of anger would trigger Alexa to further reduce your social score.

8:50 AM: You get in your car to head to work. Combustion engines have been banned and Tesla was shut down by state for subversive thought, so you take your shitty Prius.

10:00 AM: You're brought to a conference room at work and told that you won't be promoted until you improve your social score. The easiest way to do this is to increase your monthly tithe to the National Reparations Fund. You up it to 15%.

12:30 PM: You decide to walk around the block to get lunch but you're mugged. This has become a common occurence after President Newsom instituted a nationwide ban on prosecuting low level street crimes. In the scuffle, you push the mugger. A police officer runs to the scene and issues you a $500 ticket for vigilantism.

5:45 PM: You drive home to your empty house and make dinner. Meat protein is subject to a 50% tax, and given your 60% effective income tax rate and 15% tithe to the National Reparations Fund, you instead eat a bowl of fried cockroaches.

10:00 PM: You fall asleep and dream of dying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866498)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:37 PM
Author: federal exhilarant pit

I live like this now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866513)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: cream sandwich theater stage



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: claret galvanic antidepressant drug ratface

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47867315)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: Nubile Shivering School Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47867747)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: Boyish silver messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47867863)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Juan Eighty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#49221692)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle international law enforcement agency

loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it was a good use of your time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866519)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Concupiscible submissive school cafeteria

This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Presidential run in the next decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866532)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Ungodly faggot firefighter pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47868208)



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Violet fiercely-loyal gunner jew

*in the next week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47874025)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: scarlet house depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866695)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Provocative National Rigpig

libs maf!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47867901)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:32 PM
Author: Big knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47868517)



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Date: July 20th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: deranged ultramarine public bath laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47869891)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:02 PM
Author: Unholy Lodge

Unfortunately you must not know how this places works. This is outlandish fiction. Treasonous thought. Tongue in cheek? Prophecy? Come back and see. When I read this tread. Full of dread. Knowing the first time would be the first of fifty. (Hello to me at #48!). This will be true. He is the scriptwriter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47868571)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:40 PM
Author: Ungodly faggot firefighter pocket flask

3:00 AM: An illegally flexible Newsom slides into the crack in your doorframe and stands over your sleeping carcass with a look of an emperor's bemusement, peppered with a divine pity not known to the world of men since the days of the true saints. His prehensile tongue flickers out and caresses the sweaty pores on your face briefly, before his cartilaginous skeleton flattens in on itself and exits through the window. You have been marked. You are chosen. Deep in your slumber, you dream of a crimson wind scattering over an blasted land of ash and smoke. Thousands cheer your name as you sail down a river of blood, at the helm of a Persian pleasure barge decadent enough to make Cyrus the Great blush. You awake briefly and feel something has changed. You return to sleep, and the next day begins anew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866523)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Zippy appetizing tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866530)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Provocative National Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866535)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: costumed soul-stirring forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866545)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:45 PM
Author: Concupiscible submissive school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866550)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Aquamarine Menage Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866552)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: Floppy goal in life

NM is back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866565)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: scarlet house depressive

God I hope so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866698)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Violet fiercely-loyal gunner jew

His love is with us always, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866750)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Ungodly faggot firefighter pocket flask

He poasted yesterday iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866753)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: aromatic point psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866568)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: Violet fiercely-loyal gunner jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866578)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: startled domesticated hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866610)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: Buck-toothed impertinent brunch



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: house-broken chartreuse stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866811)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: jet ape



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: Brindle mentally impaired stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47867895)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Chocolate Mexican Native



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: Misunderstood peach sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47868419)



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Date: February 4th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Ungodly faggot firefighter pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#48622733)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: political and religious prisoner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#49221678)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#49221683)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Provocative National Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866533)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: costumed soul-stirring forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866546)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: costumed soul-stirring forum

mrx sunburst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866553)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Floppy goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866557)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:40 PM
Author: cordovan twinkling uncleanness principal's office

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47868535)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Floppy goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866555)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Wonderful Boistinker



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: house-broken chartreuse stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866810)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 2:45 PM
Author: house-broken chartreuse stain



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: cobalt ticket booth prole



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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: Heady nudist theater water buffalo



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: cerebral grizzly kitchen

Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47867866)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: Ungodly faggot firefighter pocket flask

OP is the terrorist pumping out those wojak with fat chick .jpgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47868115)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:12 PM
Author: Swashbuckling internal respiration



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:42 PM
Author: cordovan twinkling uncleanness principal's office

4:50 P.M. you change your work computer wallpaper to a picture of a shirtless Newsome reenacting the Kirk Cousins "You Like That" complete with chains and surrounding muscled Blacks after hearing a rumor it can improve your Social Credit Score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47868540)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:20 PM
Author: Zippy appetizing tattoo

convenient, what with me already planning to do that for unrelated reasons and all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47868618)



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Date: July 20th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: Violet fiercely-loyal gunner jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47869852)



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Date: July 20th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: Ungodly faggot firefighter pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47871075)



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Violet fiercely-loyal gunner jew



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