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made PARTNER at V20 after NINE years

I am so not qualified, but on Friday I was made partner. ...
haunting free-loading property goyim
  11/03/07
how much do you have to put up? whats your expected share of...
glittery scourge upon the earth really tough guy
  11/03/07
I'm actually not allowed to say. I'm getting less than I exp...
haunting free-loading property goyim
  11/03/07
dude, just say it. no one's gonna trace it back. we need the...
glittery scourge upon the earth really tough guy
  11/03/07
OP is lonely loser on Saturday night, with nothing to do but...
shivering ungodly step-uncle's house kitty
  11/04/07
projected salary next year?
Big hyperventilating range international law enforcement agency
  11/03/07
I'd like to see $500k, but I expect less, especially if the ...
haunting free-loading property goyim
  11/03/07
You could be making twice that if you were a banker
shivering ungodly step-uncle's house kitty
  11/03/07
Right, but I'd also be working with stupid, arrogant frat bo...
haunting free-loading property goyim
  11/03/07
Easier to defeat the competition then. Who cares how dumb th...
shivering ungodly step-uncle's house kitty
  11/03/07
Advancement in IBD isn't about intelligence. In fact, the sm...
haunting free-loading property goyim
  11/03/07
You could try the same strategy (gain client/subordinate loy...
bossy multi-colored national volcanic crater
  11/03/07
Actually it's based on sales stupid, a skill nerds like you ...
shivering ungodly step-uncle's house kitty
  11/04/07
This is one of the easiest skills to acquire. You know n...
haunting free-loading property goyim
  11/04/07
It's saturday night and you're flaming a board and talking a...
shivering ungodly step-uncle's house kitty
  11/04/07
I'm actually not talking about anyone's social skills. I wil...
haunting free-loading property goyim
  11/04/07
I tried to email him but the email bounced http://www.mic...
pontificating vermilion gunner parlour
  11/04/07
And 15 times that if he were a good basketball player.
Dashing tanning salon twinkling uncleanness
  11/03/07
And 200 times that if he was good hedge fund manager
shivering ungodly step-uncle's house kitty
  11/03/07
How'd you do it?
Low-t electric spot
  11/03/07
I asked about being made partner last August, and was denied...
haunting free-loading property goyim
  11/03/07
shrewd
Hairraiser splenetic mother site
  11/03/07
My heart was racing as I played this move. I really didn't e...
haunting free-loading property goyim
  11/03/07
Fuh-lame.
Thriller state
  11/03/07
stfu
Thriller state
  11/03/07
how often do you bring in new clients? edit: meant for post ...
Hairraiser splenetic mother site
  11/03/07
Never have. I'm worried about this, because I'll need to in ...
haunting free-loading property goyim
  11/03/07
yep. you better learn how to bring in new business, and quic...
Hairraiser splenetic mother site
  11/03/07
It can't be that hard. There are some really dumb people who...
haunting free-loading property goyim
  11/04/07
that's because it doesn't really take intelligence. it takes...
Hairraiser splenetic mother site
  11/04/07
These are traits that any smart person can pick up if he wan...
haunting free-loading property goyim
  11/04/07
If you could have picked it up, you would have more friends ...
shivering ungodly step-uncle's house kitty
  11/04/07
I rarely post here, actually.
haunting free-loading property goyim
  11/04/07
he's actually right. changing your personality isn't somethi...
Hairraiser splenetic mother site
  11/04/07
Are you seeing a therapist for this dood?
shivering ungodly step-uncle's house kitty
  11/04/07
You can change the superficial aspects of personality and im...
haunting free-loading property goyim
  11/04/07
So this is how losers spend their Saturday nights? Flaming?
shivering ungodly step-uncle's house kitty
  11/04/07
LULZ at all the people who call the OP a loser because he is...
Motley garrison marketing idea
  11/04/07
OMG! RLY?!
Dashing tanning salon twinkling uncleanness
  11/03/07
How many models are you fucking?
shivering ungodly step-uncle's house kitty
  11/03/07
Zero. Married.
haunting free-loading property goyim
  11/03/07
have you fucked your secretary yet?
exhilarant locale clown
  11/03/07
I definitely wouldn't do that. She's 58.
haunting free-loading property goyim
  11/03/07
Fire her and get a new hot secretary.
exhilarant locale clown
  11/03/07
flow
Motley garrison marketing idea
  11/04/07
well i say congrats
misanthropic house elastic band
  11/04/07
I think this is flame, guys.
wild charcoal business firm
  11/03/07
Maybe, but it's a good flame.
Big hyperventilating range international law enforcement agency
  11/03/07
well, obviously
glittery scourge upon the earth really tough guy
  11/03/07
how's your golf game?
insanely creepy old irish cottage
  11/03/07
Not great. I average 85.
haunting free-loading property goyim
  11/03/07
cough flame cough
Outnumbered Fantasy-prone Laser Beams
  11/03/07
What's sick about this is that I half-believe it. The OP is ...
bossy multi-colored national volcanic crater
  11/03/07
fucking flame
boyish peach orchestra pit
  11/03/07
Why are you so sure? I disbelieve the poster, because I d...
bossy multi-colored national volcanic crater
  11/03/07
you suck don't post here anymore
shivering ungodly step-uncle's house kitty
  11/04/07
die, faggot
boyish peach orchestra pit
  11/04/07
next person to call flame is as stupid, if not stupider, tha...
Hairraiser splenetic mother site
  11/04/07
I think posters call flame any time they see something they ...
haunting free-loading property goyim
  11/04/07
yeah there is a shitload of jealous, unprestigious fucks on ...
Hairraiser splenetic mother site
  11/04/07
I'm jealous of an OCD loser whose life consists of flaming a...
shivering ungodly step-uncle's house kitty
  11/04/07
flame
Costumed hyperactive plaza jewess
  11/04/07
flame
Costumed hyperactive plaza jewess
  11/04/07
flame
Costumed hyperactive plaza jewess
  11/04/07
Why are you such a lonely loser?
shivering ungodly step-uncle's house kitty
  11/04/07
Back in the day, this kind of thread would have gotten lots ...
violent vengeful love of her life
  11/04/07
definitely flame
Costumed hyperactive plaza jewess
  11/04/07
My comment is what it is.
violent vengeful love of her life
  11/04/07
you forgot less prestigious. "back in the day" we ...
Hairraiser splenetic mother site
  11/04/07
yeah, I think that's true. The recent troubles made people ...
violent vengeful love of her life
  11/04/07
Who were those prestigious posters?
haunting free-loading property goyim
  11/04/07
Sexpert, Fiver, Stabby, 174, pensive, Quasar, Shackleton, to...
bossy multi-colored national volcanic crater
  11/04/07
i destroyed sexpert in a legal argument but he thought he wa...
violent vengeful love of her life
  11/04/07
What was so good about them?
shivering ungodly step-uncle's house kitty
  11/04/07
Hi, pensive!
Thriller state
  11/04/07
stabby was an awesome poster but not at all prestigious. as ...
Purple Wrinkle Church
  11/04/07
op is clearly pensive. that is not a joke; it's obvious to a...
pink crusty church building doctorate
  11/04/07
hi pensive!
shivering ungodly step-uncle's house kitty
  11/04/07
i was about to post the same thing there is 0 doubt it's ...
boyish peach orchestra pit
  11/04/07
agreed. i mean, it would be cool if an actual partner poste...
Chrome Factory Reset Button
  11/04/07
There are quite a few other clues, if you look. This guy is ...
pink crusty church building doctorate
  11/04/07
I seriously can't tell if you're pensive. Are you pensive?
Nubile Hall
  11/04/07
Nope.
pink crusty church building doctorate
  11/04/07
good analysis, but you are also pensive. pensive is nothing ...
glittery scourge upon the earth really tough guy
  11/04/07
hi pensive! you just had to have the meta-self-discussion, a...
Purple Wrinkle Church
  11/04/07
Sad, IMO.
pink crusty church building doctorate
  11/04/07
Pensive is a pyramid scheme. Tell 10 people who know nothin...
talented chartreuse sneaky criminal faggotry
  11/04/07
I'm not sure which is more disturbing, the fact that you sle...
shivering ungodly step-uncle's house kitty
  11/04/07
you're a dumb faggot. love, SonicYouth
talented chartreuse sneaky criminal faggotry
  11/04/07
what group?
Motley garrison marketing idea
  11/04/07


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Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:30 PM
Author: haunting free-loading property goyim

I am so not qualified, but on Friday I was made partner.

How I did it: threatened to start my own firm, stealing a couple clients and some of the best associates, if not given partnership.

Taking Q's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849575)





Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:32 PM
Author: glittery scourge upon the earth really tough guy

how much do you have to put up? whats your expected share of profits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849583)





Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:34 PM
Author: haunting free-loading property goyim

I'm actually not allowed to say. I'm getting less than I expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849591)





Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:34 PM
Author: glittery scourge upon the earth really tough guy

dude, just say it. no one's gonna trace it back. we need the info.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849595)





Date: November 4th, 2007 12:09 AM
Author: shivering ungodly step-uncle's house kitty

OP is lonely loser on Saturday night, with nothing to do but flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849767)





Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:32 PM
Author: Big hyperventilating range international law enforcement agency

projected salary next year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849584)





Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:34 PM
Author: haunting free-loading property goyim

I'd like to see $500k, but I expect less, especially if the troubles in banking spill over into the legal work flow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849596)





Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:36 PM
Author: shivering ungodly step-uncle's house kitty

You could be making twice that if you were a banker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849607)





Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:42 PM
Author: haunting free-loading property goyim

Right, but I'd also be working with stupid, arrogant frat boys who consider double-nested conditionals in Excel macros to be technically "deep" and difficult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849625)





Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:45 PM
Author: shivering ungodly step-uncle's house kitty

Easier to defeat the competition then. Who cares how dumb they are, as long as you can make money?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849636)





Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:49 PM
Author: haunting free-loading property goyim

Advancement in IBD isn't about intelligence. In fact, the smart ones usually bomb out within 6 months. (A couple of my classmates in law school had this path, and they were nervous wrecks.) The competition's based on endurance/hours-grinding, so persistent dumb people win.

Really, you're a lot more likely to get rich starting out as a biglaw associate than as an IBD analyst. The upside is better for the latter, but the percentage who fail and fall into oblivion is higher.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849653)





Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:57 PM
Author: bossy multi-colored national volcanic crater

You could try the same strategy (gain client/subordinate loyalty) that you applied here. Of course, it won't work as an analyst pissant, so that would be a waste of your time. Start with MBA -> associate, at which level you'll have enough clout to demand client contact. Then work like balls to earn friends among clients and junior employees and demand promotions much in the same way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849696)





Date: November 4th, 2007 12:07 AM
Author: shivering ungodly step-uncle's house kitty

Actually it's based on sales stupid, a skill nerds like you don't have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849756)





Date: November 4th, 2007 12:17 AM
Author: haunting free-loading property goyim

This is one of the easiest skills to acquire.

You know nothing about I-banking. The first five or six years are an endurance test: 100 hours per week of grunt work, to weed out the people who aren't totally committed to client service. After hustling through that for a few years and getting to clearer air, advancement depends on whether or not you can become the protege of a major player, at which point your career is highly exposed to his.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849824)





Date: November 4th, 2007 12:18 AM
Author: shivering ungodly step-uncle's house kitty

It's saturday night and you're flaming a board and talking about your "great" social skills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849828)





Date: November 4th, 2007 12:22 AM
Author: haunting free-loading property goyim

I'm actually not talking about anyone's social skills. I will say that it doesn't take especially good social skills to succeed in banking. I've seen plenty of socially inept losers do just fine in banking, and many likeable people faceplant.

Also, Sat. night is the best time for me to post. I don't really get to post much during the week, with my work commitments and family life. But my wife is out of town, my kids are in bed, and my friends are mostly married and with their families.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849840)





Date: November 4th, 2007 12:46 AM
Author: pontificating vermilion gunner parlour

I tried to email him but the email bounced

http://www.microsoft.com/msj/0597/debugging.aspx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849950)





Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:43 PM
Author: Dashing tanning salon twinkling uncleanness

And 15 times that if he were a good basketball player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849630)





Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:45 PM
Author: shivering ungodly step-uncle's house kitty

And 200 times that if he was good hedge fund manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849639)





Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:33 PM
Author: Low-t electric spot

How'd you do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849586)





Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:39 PM
Author: haunting free-loading property goyim

I asked about being made partner last August, and was denied. I was pretty pissed, because I've been busting my ass (1900-2300 hours per year) for nine years. I got into a screaming match over it but, surprisingly, wasn't fired.

On Thursday, I was fed up and brought two senior partners into a conversation, wherein I basically told them that if they didn't make me a P, I'd start my own firm and take 2 clients (whom I named) and 5 talented associates (whom I didn't.)

I figured the move would either get me made or fired. Surprisingly, it worked for the better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849616)





Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:41 PM
Author: Hairraiser splenetic mother site

shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849624)





Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:44 PM
Author: haunting free-loading property goyim

My heart was racing as I played this move. I really didn't expect it to work, but I was sick of those fuckers taking advantage of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849632)





Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:45 PM
Author: Thriller state

Fuh-lame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849638)





Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:46 PM
Author: Thriller state

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849643)





Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:49 PM
Author: Hairraiser splenetic mother site

how often do you bring in new clients? edit: meant for post above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849652)





Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:50 PM
Author: haunting free-loading property goyim

Never have. I'm worried about this, because I'll need to in order to advance. It turns out that you don't stop struggling when you make partner, because there are tiers of that and you can get de-equitized.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849658)





Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:55 PM
Author: Hairraiser splenetic mother site

yep. you better learn how to bring in new business, and quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849681)





Date: November 4th, 2007 12:03 AM
Author: haunting free-loading property goyim

It can't be that hard. There are some really dumb people who are good at it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849739)





Date: November 4th, 2007 12:10 AM
Author: Hairraiser splenetic mother site

that's because it doesn't really take intelligence. it takes salesmanship and a bit of gregariousness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849776)





Date: November 4th, 2007 12:13 AM
Author: haunting free-loading property goyim

These are traits that any smart person can pick up if he wants to.

The reason why a lot of professors are socially inept is that they never need to develop social skills. It's not that they can't; in fact, they'd find it easy if they had incentive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849798)





Date: November 4th, 2007 12:13 AM
Author: shivering ungodly step-uncle's house kitty

If you could have picked it up, you would have more friends than just xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849802)





Date: November 4th, 2007 12:19 AM
Author: haunting free-loading property goyim

I rarely post here, actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849830)





Date: November 4th, 2007 12:20 AM
Author: Hairraiser splenetic mother site

he's actually right. changing your personality isn't something you can just "do." you sound kinda dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849834)





Date: November 4th, 2007 12:21 AM
Author: shivering ungodly step-uncle's house kitty

Are you seeing a therapist for this dood?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849837)





Date: November 4th, 2007 12:26 AM
Author: haunting free-loading property goyim

You can change the superficial aspects of personality and improve social skills rather easily. Core personality and character are harder to change, and most people aren't inclined even to bother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849861)





Date: November 4th, 2007 12:08 AM
Author: shivering ungodly step-uncle's house kitty

So this is how losers spend their Saturday nights? Flaming?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849766)





Date: November 4th, 2007 1:48 PM
Author: Motley garrison marketing idea

LULZ at all the people who call the OP a loser because he is posting on a Saturday night as they post their replies on saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8851580)





Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:33 PM
Author: Dashing tanning salon twinkling uncleanness

OMG! RLY?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849588)





Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:35 PM
Author: shivering ungodly step-uncle's house kitty

How many models are you fucking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849600)





Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:44 PM
Author: haunting free-loading property goyim

Zero. Married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849634)





Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:35 PM
Author: exhilarant locale clown

have you fucked your secretary yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849601)





Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:45 PM
Author: haunting free-loading property goyim

I definitely wouldn't do that. She's 58.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849641)





Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:54 PM
Author: exhilarant locale clown

Fire her and get a new hot secretary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849670)





Date: November 4th, 2007 1:04 AM
Author: Motley garrison marketing idea

flow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8850226)





Date: November 4th, 2007 9:41 AM
Author: misanthropic house elastic band

well i say congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8850834)





Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:34 PM
Author: wild charcoal business firm

I think this is flame, guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849589)





Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:34 PM
Author: Big hyperventilating range international law enforcement agency

Maybe, but it's a good flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849594)





Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:35 PM
Author: glittery scourge upon the earth really tough guy

well, obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849598)





Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:34 PM
Author: insanely creepy old irish cottage

how's your golf game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849590)





Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:46 PM
Author: haunting free-loading property goyim

Not great. I average 85.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849645)





Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:40 PM
Author: Outnumbered Fantasy-prone Laser Beams

cough flame cough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849621)





Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:54 PM
Author: bossy multi-colored national volcanic crater

What's sick about this is that I half-believe it. The OP is more likely flame than not (I'm a Bayesian) but it's conceivable that someone would become a partner this way. Biglaw firms don't make anymore partners than they need to, so the best way is to show them that they need to promote you or lose clients/associates. Of course, if the firm doesn't need you, this move is likely to get you fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849672)





Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:54 PM
Author: boyish peach orchestra pit

fucking flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849673)





Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:58 PM
Author: bossy multi-colored national volcanic crater

Why are you so sure?

I disbelieve the poster, because I don't think a biglaw poster would ever be here, but beyond that I see no evidence of the post being flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849704)





Date: November 4th, 2007 12:01 AM
Author: shivering ungodly step-uncle's house kitty

you suck don't post here anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849729)





Date: November 4th, 2007 12:03 AM
Author: boyish peach orchestra pit

die, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849738)





Date: November 4th, 2007 12:03 AM
Author: Hairraiser splenetic mother site

next person to call flame is as stupid, if not stupider, than everyone else who called flame on this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849736)





Date: November 4th, 2007 12:05 AM
Author: haunting free-loading property goyim

I think posters call flame any time they see something they don't like. It's a catch-all for "posts that bother me".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849746)





Date: November 4th, 2007 12:09 AM
Author: Hairraiser splenetic mother site

yeah there is a shitload of jealous, unprestigious fucks on this board. their wild jealousy makes them completely incapable of fathoming anything having to do with biglaw firm life, including partnership. immediately calling everything flame is pretty much a defense mechanism. if they're ttt, everyone else must be ttt, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849771)





Date: November 4th, 2007 12:10 AM
Author: shivering ungodly step-uncle's house kitty

I'm jealous of an OCD loser whose life consists of flaming a board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849779)





Date: November 4th, 2007 12:11 AM
Author: Costumed hyperactive plaza jewess

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849785)





Date: November 4th, 2007 12:11 AM
Author: Costumed hyperactive plaza jewess

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849780)





Date: November 4th, 2007 12:10 AM
Author: Costumed hyperactive plaza jewess

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849775)





Date: November 4th, 2007 12:10 AM
Author: shivering ungodly step-uncle's house kitty

Why are you such a lonely loser?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849774)





Date: November 4th, 2007 12:09 AM
Author: violent vengeful love of her life

Back in the day, this kind of thread would have gotten lots of congratulations. We've become a harder, meaner, less joyful board as the years rolled by.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849770)





Date: November 4th, 2007 12:11 AM
Author: Costumed hyperactive plaza jewess

definitely flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849791)





Date: November 4th, 2007 12:15 AM
Author: violent vengeful love of her life

My comment is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849809)





Date: November 4th, 2007 12:13 AM
Author: Hairraiser splenetic mother site

you forgot less prestigious. "back in the day" we had prestigious people on this board who actually cared about stuff like this. nowadays, the people on the board only care about *whether* they'll ever get biglaw. getting biglaw used to be a foregone conclusion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849804)





Date: November 4th, 2007 12:17 AM
Author: violent vengeful love of her life

yeah, I think that's true. The recent troubles made people with something to lose think twice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849821)





Date: November 4th, 2007 12:25 AM
Author: haunting free-loading property goyim

Who were those prestigious posters?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849854)





Date: November 4th, 2007 12:31 AM
Author: bossy multi-colored national volcanic crater

Sexpert, Fiver, Stabby, 174, pensive, Quasar, Shackleton, to name a few.

We don't have many posters like them anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849892)





Date: November 4th, 2007 12:41 AM
Author: violent vengeful love of her life

i destroyed sexpert in a legal argument but he thought he was the bomb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849935)





Date: November 4th, 2007 3:29 AM
Author: shivering ungodly step-uncle's house kitty

What was so good about them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8850647)





Date: November 4th, 2007 9:46 AM
Author: Thriller state

Hi, pensive!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8850837)





Date: November 4th, 2007 1:30 PM
Author: Purple Wrinkle Church

stabby was an awesome poster but not at all prestigious. as i'm sure you'll recall, the "Ding! Fag." meme came about when Bryan Cave dinged him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8851540)





Date: November 4th, 2007 12:42 AM
Author: pink crusty church building doctorate

op is clearly pensive. that is not a joke; it's obvious to anyone who remembers the old days. The OP and several other posters ITT are literally Mike Church.

Note the misguided yet casually authoritative analysis of the finance industry, the stated belief that intelligent people can change their personalities and how people perceive them through force of will, and, most transparently of all, the blatantly implausible query as to the identities of the "prestigious posters" of yore.

HTH, losers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849940)





Date: November 4th, 2007 12:47 AM
Author: shivering ungodly step-uncle's house kitty

hi pensive!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849957)





Date: November 4th, 2007 12:52 AM
Author: boyish peach orchestra pit

i was about to post the same thing

there is 0 doubt it's pensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8849988)





Date: November 4th, 2007 1:37 AM
Author: Chrome Factory Reset Button

agreed. i mean, it would be cool if an actual partner posted here, but too many things you describe line up for this to be real.

edit: and even more convincingly, the fact that pensive was in anyone's list of "prestigous posters."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8850150)





Date: November 4th, 2007 1:54 AM
Author: pink crusty church building doctorate

There are quite a few other clues, if you look. This guy is constitutionally incapable of disguising himself with any degree of success; he's NEVER been able to stop himself from bringing his pet theories about the way life works into a discussion after a while. The fact that he doesn't realize that these things are uniquely identifying is what makes him so funny... he just doesn't get that he doesn't see the world in the same way as normal people, and it gives him away every time, no matter how clever he thinks he's being.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8850191)





Date: November 4th, 2007 1:04 AM
Author: Nubile Hall

I seriously can't tell if you're pensive. Are you pensive?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8850227)





Date: November 4th, 2007 1:26 AM
Author: pink crusty church building doctorate

Nope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8850293)





Date: November 4th, 2007 2:25 AM
Author: glittery scourge upon the earth really tough guy

good analysis, but you are also pensive. pensive is nothing if not an attention whore, and had to bring the discussion to be about him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8850462)





Date: November 4th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: Purple Wrinkle Church

hi pensive! you just had to have the meta-self-discussion, as usual. dead giveaway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8851544)





Date: November 4th, 2007 2:01 PM
Author: pink crusty church building doctorate

Sad, IMO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8851622)





Date: November 4th, 2007 9:52 AM
Author: talented chartreuse sneaky criminal faggotry

Pensive is a pyramid scheme. Tell 10 people who know nothing about him to bring him up even though he posts about nothing except himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8850843)





Date: November 4th, 2007 10:00 AM
Author: shivering ungodly step-uncle's house kitty

I'm not sure which is more disturbing, the fact that you sleep very little, or the fact that you spend every waking moment posting on this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8850847)





Date: November 4th, 2007 10:04 AM
Author: talented chartreuse sneaky criminal faggotry

you're a dumb faggot.

love,

SonicYouth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8850851)





Date: November 4th, 2007 1:40 PM
Author: Motley garrison marketing idea

what group?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=711526&forum_id=2#8851562)