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Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed
| Fuchsia parlour | 09/09/21 |
| Fuchsia parlour | 10/18/21 |
| Dashing adulterous coffee pot | 10/18/21 |
| Fuchsia parlour | 10/18/21 |
| vigorous toilet seat | 10/18/21 |
| Unholy Tanning Salon Kitty Cat | 10/18/21 |
| Rough-skinned maroon new version corner | 10/18/21 |
| stirring abode | 10/18/21 |
| Violet Theater Stage | 10/18/21 |
| stimulating underhanded patrolman corn cake | 10/18/21 |
| cheese-eating out-of-control address skinny woman | 10/18/21 |
| Dashing adulterous coffee pot | 10/18/21 |
| smoky laughsome menage | 10/18/21 |
| Dashing adulterous coffee pot | 10/18/21 |
| Abnormal athletic conference | 10/18/21 |
| Dashing adulterous coffee pot | 10/18/21 |
| Coiffed mad-dog skullcap yarmulke | 10/18/21 |
| Disturbing Dull Doctorate | 10/18/21 |
| Abnormal athletic conference | 10/18/21 |
| Emerald scourge upon the earth preventive strike | 03/10/22 |
| Dashing adulterous coffee pot | 03/10/22 |
| Emerald scourge upon the earth preventive strike | 03/10/22 |
| Dashing adulterous coffee pot | 03/10/22 |
| Cerebral potus foreskin | 03/10/22 |
| Fuchsia parlour | 08/06/23 |
| smoky laughsome menage | 10/18/21 |
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| claret disrespectful native | 10/18/21 |
| Dashing adulterous coffee pot | 10/18/21 |
| vigorous toilet seat | 10/18/21 |
| Crystalline sneaky criminal | 10/18/21 |
| stimulating underhanded patrolman corn cake | 10/18/21 |
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| High-end pervert | 10/18/21 |
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| cheese-eating out-of-control address skinny woman | 10/19/21 |
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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:44 AM Author: Fuchsia parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43086986) |
Date: October 18th, 2021 9:23 AM Author: Fuchsia parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43289839) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 9:37 AM Author: Dashing adulterous coffee pot Cedric: Where's your vaxx card?
Kramer: Well, I don't have a vaxx card...
Cedric: You don't have a vaxx card? Why don't you have a vaxx card?
Kramer: Well, I, Uh, there's a lot of conflicting reports out there and I, uh...
Bob: Ju don have a vaxx card? What do ju mean you don't want the vaxx? Do ju want to kill us all?!
Kramer: Look, what's the big deal? You're vaxxed, so what does me being vaxxed have to do with it? You're protected now, right?
Bob: [apoplectic] Don't ju trust the science?! Ju are gonna kill all of us! Ju has to get the vaxx!
Kramer: See? That's exactly why I don't want to get vaxx'd...
Cedric: This guy isn't ​gonna get the vaxx!
[Crowd turns towards Kramer angrily]
Bob: Ju are denying science and ju are going to kill us all. Maybe we will just MAKE ju get the vaxx...
[Crowd begins moving towards Kramer]
[Kramer tries to make a break for it but is quickly grabbed the crowd] |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 9:39 AM Author: Fuchsia parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43289885) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 9:40 AM Author: vigorous toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43289887) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 9:40 AM Author: Unholy Tanning Salon Kitty Cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43289888) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 9:51 AM Author: Rough-skinned maroon new version corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43289911) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 9:55 AM Author: stirring abode the new AIDS ribbon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43289923) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:03 AM Author: Violet Theater Stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43289948) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:11 AM Author: stimulating underhanded patrolman corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43289985) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:18 AM Author: cheese-eating out-of-control address skinny woman Got this all wrong. Kramer would get the vaxx but he wouldn't have the passport or proof. Just like he wouldn't wear the aids ribbon during the aids walk.
Jerry: Kramer where's your passport? Kramer: I don't need some piece of paper to tell me I'm vaxxed, I can feel it in my bones. Jerry: The paper is so other people know you are vaxxed. Kramer: Just look at me. Look at me Jerry! Of course they can tell I'm vaxxed! George: He's definitely vaxxed with something!
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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:19 AM Author: Dashing adulterous coffee pot that's possible, but i think it's more likely kramer would think that the vaxx has bill gates nanomachines (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43290031) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 1:37 PM Author: smoky laughsome menage You know my friend Bob Sacamano? Yeah, well, he got the vaccine and now he's a computer, Jerry. A computer! And the worst part? They loaded him up with Windows 8! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43290997) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 1:51 PM Author: Dashing adulterous coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43291053) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 1:39 PM Author: Abnormal athletic conference The feel it in my bones bit is hilarious and so on pt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43291002) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 2:03 PM Author: Dashing adulterous coffee pot this is true.
kramer would deny getting the vax because of natural immunity and because he "feels it in his bones" that he has enough antibodies.
Jerry: Kramer, you've got to get the vaxx. It's a mandated!
Kramer: Oh mandate, shmamdate. Look at me Jerry! Huh? C'mon, are you going to tell me I don't have natural immunity? I can feel it in my bones! I'm the perfect specimen for natural immunity!
Jerry: Oh, you're a specimen alright. Look, it doesn't matter. If you don't get that vaxx card you can't do anything. No more movies, no more dinners, no more fruit stand.
Kramer: Oh, don't you worry about me, Mojambo. I can *get* a vaxx card. And I can get one *without* those nanomachines that rearrange your DNA.
Jerry: A fake vaxx card? You know what you're doing, you're flouting the conventions of society!
George: He's flouting! He's flouting! |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 2:13 PM Author: Coiffed mad-dog skullcap yarmulke Kramer wouldn’t use the vaxx card. He would carry a magnet around to prove it.
Jerry and Kramer try to enter Monk’s dinner, sign reads “must show proof of vaxxx
Black line cook at Dinner: alright fellas, let’s see your vaxxx cards Jerry: here you go (hands laminated card) Kramer: I don’t carry the card. Line cook: what do you mean you don’t have a card? Read the sign, you have to show proof. Kramer: *makes popping sound as he pulls out magnet* Kramer: here’s your proof. *puts magnet on his thigh and it sticks Line cook: walks away shaking head Jerry: Kramer, they put the vaxxx shot in your arm, not your leg. Kramer: oh I beg to differ, I get all my shots in the leg Jerry, it’s meatier than the arm. It all lives in the fat cells. It feeds, on, fat. Jerry: sounds like you are feeding some bologna to me. |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:33 AM Author: Disturbing Dull Doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43290102) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 1:38 PM Author: Abnormal athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43291001) |
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Date: March 10th, 2022 10:28 AM Author: Emerald scourge upon the earth preventive strike holy shit 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#44121915) |
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Date: March 10th, 2022 10:30 AM Author: Dashing adulterous coffee pot glorious days of winter 2021 megapoasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#44121937) |
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Date: March 10th, 2022 10:32 AM Author: Emerald scourge upon the earth preventive strike was this yours? cant believe i missed it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#44121949) |
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Date: March 10th, 2022 10:32 AM Author: Dashing adulterous coffee pot yes sir! love seeing the red dot on these sein threads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#44121953) |
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Date: March 10th, 2022 10:31 AM Author: Cerebral potus foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#44121946) |
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Date: August 6th, 2023 3:21 PM Author: Fuchsia parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#46635959) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:01 AM Author: smoky laughsome menage SCENE: Jerry and Elaine are waiting in line to enter the Soup Nazi's restaurant. It's winter and everyone is cold and shivering in the line wrapped around the block.
ELAINE: 2021 is NOT my year, Jerry.
JERRY: Why? Things seem to be going well. After all, we're in the freezing cold waiting in a soup line!
*laugh track*
ELAINE: I'm talking about the vax, Jerry. Three times. I've been vaxed three times. That's more than the number of good dates I've had this year!
*laugh track*
JERRY: But now you're super immune. You can basically do anything.
ELAINE: Haven't you been watching the news? Even if you're vaxxed, the unvaxxed can make you sick. The unvaxxed can unvax the vaxxed!
JERRY: Unvax the vaxxed?
ELAINE: Unvax the vaxxed.
JERRY: Jeez. First, the vaccines don't work. And now this line -- why isn't it moving?
SOUP NAZI, SCREAMING FROM INSIDE THE RESTAURANT: No third vax, no soup! No soup for you!
*KRAMER IS FORCIBLY EJECTED FROM THE DOOR AND KNOCKS OVER BYSTANDERS*
JERRY: Kramer? What happened?!
KRAMER, DUSTING HIMSELF OFF: Oh God, Jerry. I've been unvaxxed.
*everyone in line covers their mouths* |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:03 AM Author: stirring abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43289946) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:03 AM Author: claret disrespectful native holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43289951) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:04 AM Author: Dashing adulterous coffee pot great!
but george should be unvaxx'd since the soup nazi is kramer's bff |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:10 AM Author: vigorous toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43289981) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:11 AM Author: Crystalline sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43289984) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:12 AM Author: stimulating underhanded patrolman corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43289989) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:12 AM Author: slimy brunch 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43289993) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:22 AM Author: coral racy coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43290047) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:29 AM Author: Fuchsia parlour Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43290089) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 11:33 AM Author: High-end pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43290330) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 11:35 AM Author: boyish electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43290334) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 1:40 PM Author: Abnormal athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43291006) |
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Date: June 13th, 2022 10:09 AM Author: Fuchsia parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#44674688) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:17 AM Author: wonderful meetinghouse milk SCENE: The diner, Jerry and Elaine are eating, George storms in. George: I'm done! I couldn't do it! Jerry: What do you mean? George: The exemption, Jerry. I couldn't go through with the exemption. Jerry: You were so excited about the exemption! No vax! You're exempt! George: I know, I know, it was a good thing, but then they asked me for proof. Jerry: Uh oh. George: Yeah, uh oh. Elaine: Why uh oh? George: Because I needed a religious basis to object. Elaine: So whaddya say? George: Gandhi. Jerry: Gandhi? George: Gandhi. Who could object to Gandhi? Elaine: Gandhi isn't a religion, George. George: Well now I know! And I'm done, it's over! Jerry: Vaxxed? George: Vaxxed! |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:20 AM Author: Dashing adulterous coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43290035) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:21 AM Author: coral racy coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43290046) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:34 AM Author: Disturbing Dull Doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43290105) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 11:36 AM Author: boyish electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43290336) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 1:40 PM Author: Abnormal athletic conference LMFAO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43291008) |
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Date: March 10th, 2022 10:35 AM Author: indecent selfie trailer park underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#44121973) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 1:40 PM Author: Abnormal athletic conference Holy god amazing thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43291007) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:51 AM Author: Unholy Tanning Salon Kitty Cat Great thread. Good work dudes.
These threads and the biglaw role playing are my two favorite genres of original content here. |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 AM Author: Fuchsia parlour seemingly unknown fact
i have started most of the top seinfeld threads and yet i contribute absolute nothing to the actual scripts except bumps. Lmao |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 11:08 AM Author: Unholy Tanning Salon Kitty Cat We all have a part to play (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43296104) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 11:26 AM Author: Fuchsia parlour crrr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43296178) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 11:14 AM Author: Dashing adulterous coffee pot lmao i am such a huge seinfeld fan. i have contributed to several of your threads. i love when you make them, it's like a fun writing prompt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43296125) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 11:30 AM Author: Fuchsia parlour ive noticed! youre great at filling in the details of my absurd thoughts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43296190) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 11:00 AM Author: Peach locale famous landscape painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43296075) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 11:08 AM Author: cheese-eating out-of-control address skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#43296105) |
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Date: March 10th, 2022 10:26 AM Author: coral racy coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#44121898) |
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Date: June 13th, 2022 10:16 AM Author: exhilarant depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&forum_id=2#44674744) |