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😍A day in the life of President Newsom's America😍

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: Shaky bistre step-uncle's house laser beams

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ago because your social credit score dropped below 500 after you misgendered someone at the grocery store. She couldn't deal with the shame.

8:30 AM: After getting dressed you head to the kitchen and start making yourself breakfast. You instinctively beckon "kids, get up, time for school," before stopping yourself. The government took them last week. Your son told his radically inclusive teacher, Mrx. Sunburst, that he identified as a girl (he finally cracked under the peer pressure) and that his dad would be mad. Per President Newsom's new "Protect Our Youth" law, they were swiftly removed from your custody and taken to a state run communal dorm for trans kids.

You choke back tears and remain composed when you remember that any display of anger would trigger Alexa to further reduce your social score.

8:50 AM: You get in your car to head to work. Combustion engines have been banned and Tesla was shut down by state for subversive thought, so you take your shitty Prius.

10:00 AM: You're brought to a conference room at work and told that you won't be promoted until you improve your social score. The easiest way to do this is to increase your monthly tithe to the National Reparations Fund. You up it to 15%.

12:30 PM: You decide to walk around the block to get lunch but you're mugged. This has become a common occurence after President Newsom instituted a nationwide ban on prosecuting low level street crimes. In the scuffle, you push the mugger. A police officer runs to the scene and issues you a $500 ticket for vigilantism.

5:45 PM: You drive home to your empty house and make dinner. Meat protein is subject to a 50% tax, and given your 60% effective income tax rate and 15% tithe to the National Reparations Fund, you instead eat a bowl of fried cockroaches.

10:00 PM: You fall asleep and dream of dying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866498)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:37 PM
Author: excitant chocolate athletic conference love of her life

I live like this now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866513)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Appetizing ultramarine plaza



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Canary internal respiration office

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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: galvanic sickened forum



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: aphrodisiac mustard station



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Juan Eighty



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Razzle Heaven Blood Rage

loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it was a good use of your time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866519)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Hairraiser Shimmering Electric Furnace Home

This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Presidential run in the next decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866532)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: tan nibblets



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Shaky bistre step-uncle's house laser beams

*in the next week

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: titillating impressive death wish



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: heady at-the-ready hospital

libs maf!

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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:32 PM
Author: Bateful Gay Brunch



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Date: July 20th, 2024 10:10 AM
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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:02 PM
Author: lime crotch

Unfortunately you must not know how this places works. This is outlandish fiction. Treasonous thought. Tongue in cheek? Prophecy? Come back and see. When I read this tread. Full of dread. Knowing the first time would be the first of fifty. (Hello to me at #48!). This will be true. He is the scriptwriter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47868571)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:40 PM
Author: tan nibblets

3:00 AM: An illegally flexible Newsom slides into the crack in your doorframe and stands over your sleeping carcass with a look of an emperor's bemusement, peppered with a divine pity not known to the world of men since the days of the true saints. His prehensile tongue flickers out and caresses the sweaty pores on your face briefly, before his cartilaginous skeleton flattens in on itself and exits through the window. You have been marked. You are chosen. Deep in your slumber, you dream of a crimson wind scattering over an blasted land of ash and smoke. Thousands cheer your name as you sail down a river of blood, at the helm of a Persian pleasure barge decadent enough to make Cyrus the Great blush. You awake briefly and feel something has changed. You return to sleep, and the next day begins anew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866523)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Exhilarant market goal in life



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: heady at-the-ready hospital



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: Ruby useless sound barrier



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:45 PM
Author: Hairraiser Shimmering Electric Furnace Home



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Scarlet parlor



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: Stimulating bearded people who are hurt parlour

NM is back

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: titillating impressive death wish

God I hope so

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Shaky bistre step-uncle's house laser beams

His love is with us always, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866750)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: tan nibblets

He poasted yesterday iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47866753)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Soul-stirring black senate



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: Shaky bistre step-uncle's house laser beams



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: Diverse pearl church pistol



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:37 PM
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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Wow

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: heady at-the-ready hospital



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Ruby useless sound barrier

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:40 PM
Author: Claret shrine codepig

Pics?

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Stimulating bearded people who are hurt parlour



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Overrated racy national ape



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
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Date: July 19th, 2024 2:45 PM
Author: comical range



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: free-loading pit faggot firefighter



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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: Orange selfie orchestra pit



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: irradiated set

Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47867866)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: tan nibblets

OP is the terrorist pumping out those wojak with fat chick .jpgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47868115)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:12 PM
Author: Buck-toothed crackhouse



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:42 PM
Author: Claret shrine codepig

4:50 P.M. you change your work computer wallpaper to a picture of a shirtless Newsome reenacting the Kirk Cousins "You Like That" complete with chains and surrounding muscled Blacks after hearing a rumor it can improve your Social Credit Score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47868540)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:20 PM
Author: Exhilarant market goal in life

convenient, what with me already planning to do that for unrelated reasons and all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2#47868618)



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Date: July 20th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: Shaky bistre step-uncle's house laser beams



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Date: July 20th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: tan nibblets



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Shaky bistre step-uncle's house laser beams



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