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A Selected History of the Family Rudolph

2639 BCE - Following a royal audience with Moses, Grand Vizi...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  12/03/13
759 BC - Remusolph insists that the Aventine Hill is "t...
Pearl corner
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Sapphire contagious church building
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peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon
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Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
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Sticky bisexual water buffalo stage
  10/19/21
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peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon
  10/02/24
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Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
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331 BCE - Persian regiment commander Darayudolsh spends the ...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
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Jet Bespoke Pit Dopamine
  09/17/15
underrated
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
  11/03/20
lol damn how have I never seen this thread
marvelous nursing home scourge upon the earth
  11/03/20
fucking same, this is gold
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
  11/03/20
This is the sort of shit that originally got me hooked on XO...
marvelous nursing home scourge upon the earth
  11/03/20
Yes. I got here in 2017 and there is a clear decline since t...
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
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I found the site in 2014 and it was unbelievable for a few y...
hairraiser address
  11/03/20
Doing the Lord's work, brother
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
  11/03/20
it just shocks me that i came up with this thread and wrote ...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  11/03/20
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Wonderful public bath
  08/08/22
33 AD - Sent to dispose of the body of Jesus, Rudolpha of Ag...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  12/03/13
Lost it at this one. probably my favorite.
Magenta effete friendly grandma patrolman
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peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon
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Sticky bisexual water buffalo stage
  10/19/21
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Dashing alcoholic abode
  12/03/13
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Jet Bespoke Pit Dopamine
  09/17/15
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swashbuckling partner
  12/03/13
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brass frozen lay indirect expression
  12/03/13
fucking genius
Translucent base multi-billionaire
  12/03/13
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Shivering claret school
  12/04/13
180
razzle home philosopher-king
  12/06/13
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domesticated bronze legend piazza
  07/06/14
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Trip fiercely-loyal ticket booth
  10/16/14
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jet-lagged indecent spot death wish
  11/13/14
18000000
seedy brindle gaping useless brakes
  01/13/15
gets me every time. fuckin lol'ing here.
fluffy plum hairy legs locale
  01/13/15
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Jet Bespoke Pit Dopamine
  09/17/15
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vibrant garnet jewess milk
  02/28/16
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magical pocket flask queen of the night
  12/14/16
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peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon
  03/25/17
Lol
Idiotic odious round eye
  03/25/17
...
Magenta effete friendly grandma patrolman
  04/16/17
easter bump
peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon
  04/16/17
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big-titted affirmative action shitlib
  04/16/17
still fucking lol at this
peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon
  05/31/17
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razzmatazz range antidepressant drug
  10/10/17
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Nubile beady-eyed electric furnace cruise ship
  11/28/17
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peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon
  12/16/17
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peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon
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Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  04/21/19
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big-titted affirmative action shitlib
  04/21/19
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peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon
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peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon
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peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon
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peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon
  10/03/19
lmfao this one is killing me
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
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transparent irradiated house
  03/15/22
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peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon
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peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon
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MERRY CHRISTMAS bump
peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon
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999 - Cardinal Rodolfu throws his earthly possessions at Emp...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  12/03/13
1528 - Conquistador Juan Hernan Diego Nepomuceno Castillan R...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  12/03/13
...
Thirsty hateful crackhouse
  12/04/13
February 3, 1637 - Haarlem financier Wouter Ruudoelpsch audi...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  12/03/13
loling pretty fucking hard at this one brother
Obsidian Property
  12/03/13
...
Trip fiercely-loyal ticket booth
  08/05/15
laughed all morning thinking about this
motley sooty brethren
  08/25/15
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Chest-beating Whorehouse
  11/28/17
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startled carmine station mexican
  12/15/17
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peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon
  03/06/20
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Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
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Wonderful public bath
  12/24/24
July 2, 1863 - Col. Jebediah Lightfoot Rudolph politely disa...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  12/03/13
lmao idk how this one was so overlooked
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
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April 14, 1912 - John Jacob Rudolph III grunts irritably bef...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
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...
peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon
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...
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
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October 2, 1919 - Chicago Herald and Examiner sports columni...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
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September 3, 1929 - Irving Rudolph Whitney declares that the...
Pearl corner
  12/03/13
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aphrodisiac tattoo
  11/02/16
...
concupiscible menage corn cake
  03/25/17
May 3, 1937 - John Stanton Rudolph pauses in his tasteful Fr...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  12/03/13
lolololol
Canary Space
  12/03/13
180!!
offensive racy den organic girlfriend
  12/03/13
LOLOLOLOL
Excitant soggy toaster
  12/05/13
...
concupiscible menage corn cake
  03/25/17
...
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
  11/03/20
This is fucking genius brother. 180
Magenta effete friendly grandma patrolman
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Canary Space
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offensive racy den organic girlfriend
  12/03/13
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Vivacious kitchen son of senegal
  12/03/13
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cordovan hospital
  12/03/13
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crystalline mother
  12/03/13
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swashbuckling partner
  12/03/13
...
nofapping hot sex offender bawdyhouse
  12/03/13
this is very good.
green boyish hissy fit
  12/03/13
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Cerebral chocolate parlour sneaky criminal
  07/30/14
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Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
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39 - Tiberius Antonius Rudolphus is heard bragging to the as...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
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...
Jet Bespoke Pit Dopamine
  09/17/15
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peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon
  06/05/19
...
peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon
  10/02/24
do more please
Cream Mediation
  12/03/13
1974 - University of Washington Kappa Kappa Gamma Stephanie ...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  12/03/13
This was good bro. Plus we now know you are into serial kill...
Submissive shaky parlor
  12/03/13
pure genius being displayed in this thread. 1 fucking 80.
Galvanic point candlestick maker
  12/03/13
this thread should have 100 blank bumps by now. severely und...
Canary Space
  12/03/13
...
Translucent base multi-billionaire
  12/03/13
...
fishy theatre community account
  08/29/14
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Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  04/03/15
...
peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon
  04/16/17
...
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
  11/03/20
wholly shit lmfao
bat-shit-crazy mischievous regret church
  12/03/13
*slow clap*
Costumed self-centered stag film
  12/03/13
...
anal heaven mental disorder
  12/03/13
November 21, 1963 - Michael Rudolph, Dallas Jaycees Presiden...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
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...
Spectacular Halford
  12/03/13
jfc
Jet Bespoke Pit Dopamine
  09/17/15
no, jfk
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  07/19/20
...
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
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Stirring learning disabled ratface
  02/19/23
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peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon
  03/25/17
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Avocado orchestra pit
  03/29/20
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Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
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November 8, 1938 - Munich butcher Shlomo Chaim Rudolph reinv...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
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Later that day - Shlomo proudly unveils the expensive new cu...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
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...
Exhilarant Laser Beams
  12/03/13
...
Thirsty hateful crackhouse
  12/04/13
July 15, 1972 - Weightlifter Yossef Chaim Rudolph wins the I...
nofapping hot sex offender bawdyhouse
  12/03/13
...
Trip fiercely-loyal ticket booth
  08/06/15
God help me I lol'd
Jet Bespoke Pit Dopamine
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...
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
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Florida, 1986: After rebuking numerous affectionate pleas...
Translucent base multi-billionaire
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September 17th, 1929: Rudolph Yarborough III, an aristocrat...
Rambunctious vigorous weed whacker sweet tailpipe
  12/03/13
...
Galvanic point candlestick maker
  12/03/13
April 24, 1915 - Determining he won't be walking much, Arat ...
nofapping hot sex offender bawdyhouse
  12/03/13
subtle
Canary Space
  08/29/14
bunch of fucklaws here
nofapping hot sex offender bawdyhouse
  10/16/14
Nah it's just that no one likes Armenians
Jet Bespoke Pit Dopamine
  09/17/15
...
supple dull senate travel guidebook
  09/17/15
oh man
aphrodisiac tattoo
  11/02/16
...
concupiscible menage corn cake
  03/25/17
...
Exhilarant Laser Beams
  11/03/20
...
brass frozen lay indirect expression
  12/03/13
180 concept, 180 execution, 180 thread
Cerise Dysfunction
  12/03/13
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Translucent base multi-billionaire
  12/03/13
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peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon
  03/25/17
One of the most (if not THE most) enjoyable threads I've eve...
Galvanic point candlestick maker
  12/03/13
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peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon
  03/27/17
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Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
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April 10, 1912, Sir William Rudolph Hemsley III, a famous sh...
Submissive shaky parlor
  12/03/13
Did you seriously Rudolph the Rudolph thread? Someone alread...
Pearl corner
  12/03/13
I searched titanic bro and got nothing before I posted. So, ...
Submissive shaky parlor
  12/03/13
...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  12/03/13
brother, i've always enjoyed it when you've joined in on the...
Galvanic point candlestick maker
  12/03/13
ty bro.
Submissive shaky parlor
  12/03/13
...
Canary Space
  12/03/13
180
Electric charcoal business firm chad
  12/04/13
...
Bateful hell dingle berry
  12/12/13
...
fishy theatre community account
  08/29/14
79 AD - While traveling, Rudolphus decides to spend the nigh...
Shivering claret school
  12/03/13
...
Exhilarant Laser Beams
  12/03/13
LOL bro. I give you props for sticking to your retarded scht...
Submissive shaky parlor
  12/03/13
...
Canary Space
  12/03/13
...
Jet Bespoke Pit Dopamine
  09/17/15
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Mahogany Arrogant Blood Rage Factory Reset Button
  07/31/20
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Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
  11/03/20
December 3, 2013 - Rudolph doesn't bother taking two minutes...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
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...
Galvanic point candlestick maker
  12/03/13
...
Canary Space
  12/03/13
...
Diverse garrison incel
  12/05/13
Underrated
Jet Bespoke Pit Dopamine
  09/17/15
Criminally underratted
peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon
  03/25/17
...
Idiotic odious round eye
  03/25/17
...
Canary Space
  03/25/17
...
big duck-like half-breed puppy
  02/08/18
...
peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon
  03/06/20
...
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
  11/03/20
...
Provocative Reading Party
  10/19/21
...
Provocative Reading Party
  03/15/22
...
Provocative Reading Party
  11/19/22
...
Provocative Reading Party
  12/30/24
April 8, 1942 - After being taken prisoner of war outside Ma...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  12/03/13
180
vermilion zombie-like liquid oxygen
  07/06/14
...
misanthropic police squad national
  08/14/20
audibly laughing at this
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
  11/03/20
September 10, 2001, Lt. Rudolph Jones (ret.), gay lover of K...
Purple trailer park hunting ground
  12/03/13
Did you mean 2001 bro?
Submissive shaky parlor
  12/03/13
lol edited for historical accuracy. who can keep up with all...
Purple trailer park hunting ground
  12/03/13
4481 BC - Assistant Chief Engineer Rub el-Daf drafts a list ...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  12/03/13
...
Jet Bespoke Pit Dopamine
  09/17/15
...
concupiscible menage corn cake
  03/25/17
...
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
  11/03/20
...
Hideous ebony state coldplay fan
  12/03/13
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&mc=6...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  12/03/13
haha...didn't get that one at the time, but i like mine bett...
Hideous ebony state coldplay fan
  12/03/13
How did you not get that one, considering you knew the exact...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  12/03/13
i used wikipedia to figure that out as i was writing it
Hideous ebony state coldplay fan
  12/03/13
fair. either way ty for your contributing efforts to my rud...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  12/03/13
it's a great thread. i'll come up with a new contribution
Hideous ebony state coldplay fan
  12/03/13
Ford Theater: Washington DC 1865 Gustus Rudolphe, displea...
Translucent base multi-billionaire
  12/03/13
March 3, 1991 - LAPD Sergeant Robert "Scrappy Bob"...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  12/03/13
...
Jet Bespoke Pit Dopamine
  09/17/15
...
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
  11/03/20
...
peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon
  10/02/24
November 17, 1968 - NBC producer Ernie T. Rudolph, irritated...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  12/03/13
This is really good bro. I am legit impressed.
Submissive shaky parlor
  12/03/13
...
Galvanic point candlestick maker
  12/21/13
...
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
  11/03/20
April 18, 1775 - Rear Admiral George Septimus Rudolph, 26-ye...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  12/03/13
...
Shivering claret school
  12/03/13
180
alcoholic olive library mad cow disease
  06/07/14
...
Aromatic dilemma
  11/13/14
...
Mahogany Arrogant Blood Rage Factory Reset Button
  07/31/20
...
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
  11/03/20
...
Exhilarant Laser Beams
  11/03/20
July 11, 1995 Srebenica native Edin Rudolfic assures his ...
Canary Space
  12/03/13
...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  01/13/15
...
concupiscible menage corn cake
  03/25/17
...
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
  11/03/20
3967 BC - Radafa hugs her sister goodbye, saying "Lot w...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  12/03/13
...
Jet Bespoke Pit Dopamine
  09/17/15
...
peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon
  05/09/20
...
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
  11/03/20
...
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
  11/03/20
April 1964 - Norwegian mariner Arvid Rudolf pulls into port ...
Canary Space
  12/03/13
Later that night, he follows it up with a local delicacy: ra...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  12/03/13
August 19, 1980, Gaitan DuRudolph bends forward in a Mission...
Excitant soggy toaster
  12/05/13
...
concupiscible menage corn cake
  03/25/17
1 September 1914: Count Hermann von Rudolf und Mutterfickenb...
tantric school cafeteria goyim
  12/03/13
*puts gun in mouth*
Jet Bespoke Pit Dopamine
  09/17/15
this thread is overrated.
histrionic jew tank
  12/03/13
(owl doodolph)
Canary Space
  12/03/13
...
Electric charcoal business firm chad
  12/04/13
...
Cerise Dysfunction
  12/04/13
lol
Jet Bespoke Pit Dopamine
  09/17/15
cr, just another xo aspie dweeb circlejerk
grizzly misunderstood tanning salon international law enforcement agency
  12/04/13
BEEP BEEP BEEP CONTRARIAN OPINION BEEP BEEP BEEP EDGY AND CO...
Cracking gas station
  12/06/13
Plz bring back this schtick
vermilion zombie-like liquid oxygen
  07/06/14
...
Violet forum
  01/13/15
...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  11/16/16
reddit-style crap
Massive chapel
  03/27/17
wrong
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
  11/03/20
September 1, 1983 - John Jacob Stanton Rudolph smirks and sh...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  12/04/13
...
Spectacular Halford
  12/05/13
...
concupiscible menage corn cake
  03/25/17
1184 BC - Rudolppissis of Troy tells the assembled elders &q...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  12/04/13
...
Galvanic point candlestick maker
  12/04/13
i'm dying
Pearly naked locus elastic band
  12/05/13
this might be my all time favorite
Galvanic point candlestick maker
  12/05/13
I think so too
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
  11/03/20
...
Cerise Dysfunction
  12/11/13
...
Aromatic dilemma
  11/13/14
...
concupiscible menage corn cake
  03/25/17
...
peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon
  03/06/20
...
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
  11/03/20
In 1846 Rudolph Donner, after consulting with a drunken Siou...
Galvanic point candlestick maker
  12/04/13
...
Jet Bespoke Pit Dopamine
  09/17/15
...
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
  11/03/20
Benghazi: September 11th, 2012 Diplomatic Attache, Kyle B...
Translucent base multi-billionaire
  12/04/13
May 18, 1980, 8:32 AM: USGS geologist Rudolph Johnston, rela...
sickened beta fanboi
  12/04/13
lol
Canary Space
  12/04/13
...
Galvanic point candlestick maker
  12/04/13
September 11, 2001. Ziah bin-Rudolph storms the cockpit of a...
Comical rehab pozpig
  12/04/13
November 1, 2013: This cryptocurrency is a fad. No way BTC/L...
fragrant boistinker newt
  12/04/13
...
Sapphire contagious church building
  04/20/14
lol
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  11/28/17
...
Chest-beating Whorehouse
  11/28/17
...
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
  11/03/20
btc closed at $1,078.28 the date this was poasted. nocoiners...
Provocative Reading Party
  03/15/22
...
Slap-happy resort headpube
  03/09/23
...
Curious filthy hall
  12/15/24
1928 - Taras Pyotr Rudolvschenko assures his family that &qu...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  12/05/13
jfc
Jet Bespoke Pit Dopamine
  09/17/15
...
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
  11/03/20
216 BC - Commodus Gaius Rudolphicanus senses the Carthaginia...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  12/05/13
lol i literally came here to do this exact one, well done
Cerise Dysfunction
  12/11/13
lmao 180
startled carmine station mexican
  12/15/17
...
peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon
  06/05/19
LMAO
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
  11/03/20
December 7, 1941 Kermit Rudolph receives a radar operator re...
Curious filthy hall
  12/05/13
...
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
  11/03/20
...
Slap-happy resort headpube
  03/09/23
April, 1939 - Minister de Guerre Jean Phillipe de Roudolphe ...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  12/05/13
...
concupiscible menage corn cake
  03/25/17
June 24, 1812 - Rudolpheon Bonaparte marches his Grand Arm&e...
Thriller brunch wrinkle
  12/05/13
73 - Rudolphus ben-Yair spits at the Roman soldiers hundreds...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  12/05/13
October 1, 1908 -- Detroit industrialist Alexander S. Rudolp...
Canary Space
  12/05/13
Lol at model TTT.
Curious filthy hall
  12/05/13
literally cackling/screeching with laughter at that
peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon
  03/25/17
nice
Galvanic point candlestick maker
  12/05/13
...
Hilarious aggressive windowlicker
  03/25/17
...
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
  11/03/20
950 BC (est) - Rudlakshmi Kaurava, overlooking the fields at...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  12/05/13
180
Magenta effete friendly grandma patrolman
  12/05/13
1896 - Karthik Rudopjee, columnist for the Times of India, p...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  12/05/13
180
Magenta effete friendly grandma patrolman
  12/05/13
...
White institution gaming laptop
  04/03/15
LOOOOOOOOL
peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon
  03/27/17
...
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
  11/03/20
September, 1978: Rudolph "Pop" Herring selects Ler...
Cruel-hearted Casino
  12/05/13
...
Jet Bespoke Pit Dopamine
  09/17/15
August 29, 1992 -- Noted foreign terrorist Rudlfo 'Rudy' Ran...
topaz french marketing idea main people
  12/05/13
No bumps in almost 8 years!!!! I love this one.
Exciting Stead Genital Piercing
  10/19/21
1013 - Gunnar Rudalfarsson sleeps easy, figuring the sons an...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  12/05/13
180
Magenta effete friendly grandma patrolman
  12/05/13
1984, Stu Rudolph, General Manager of the Portland Trailblaz...
Galvanic point candlestick maker
  12/05/13
...
Translucent base multi-billionaire
  12/05/13
...
Canary Space
  12/11/13
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Submissive shaky parlor
  12/12/13
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Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
  11/03/20
this is going to be a thousand post thread. all of them good...
Translucent base multi-billionaire
  12/05/13
freeing the rudolph meme from the space limitations of threa...
Galvanic point candlestick maker
  12/05/13
April 21, 1491 - Jose Tavares Rudolpha, advisor to King John...
swashbuckling partner
  12/05/13
...
Galvanic point candlestick maker
  12/05/13
i loved this one
Poppy impertinent athletic conference
  12/06/13
ty brother
swashbuckling partner
  12/11/13
180
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  06/03/14
...
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
  11/03/20
1958 - Joao Gilberto do Rudolphinho, assistant manager to th...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  12/05/13
180
Magenta effete friendly grandma patrolman
  12/05/13
1971 Ford Project Manager Chuck Rudolph demands extra leg ro...
Galvanic point candlestick maker
  12/05/13
180 Been there and done this. Don't buy a 2017 honda civi...
Comical rehab pozpig
  12/11/13
really? that's terrible. my first car was a civic and i lo...
Galvanic point candlestick maker
  12/12/13
Excellent.
Submissive shaky parlor
  12/12/13
praise from Caesar. ty, brother.
Galvanic point candlestick maker
  12/21/13
...
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
  11/03/20
1813, Lake Erie. British Commander Robert Heriot Rudolph ta...
Galvanic point candlestick maker
  12/05/13
...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  10/03/14
...
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
  11/03/20
July 15, 1999. Richard "Hitch" Rudolph emails mrsr...
buck-toothed startling lodge ceo
  12/05/13
...
Galvanic point candlestick maker
  12/05/13
Approx. 9 months BC - Rudolph, the shepherd's son, tells Mar...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  12/05/13
lol
Galvanic point candlestick maker
  12/05/13
Best in class
swashbuckling partner
  12/05/13
...
Canary Space
  12/11/13
...
fishy theatre community account
  08/29/14
I lol'd
Jet Bespoke Pit Dopamine
  09/17/15
...
magical pocket flask queen of the night
  12/14/16
...
Hilarious aggressive windowlicker
  03/25/17
...
concupiscible menage corn cake
  03/25/17
180
carnelian hyperactive sanctuary codepig
  03/27/17
...
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
  11/03/20
From: jbrudolph@princetonreview.com To: boardadmin@princeto...
buck-toothed startling lodge ceo
  12/05/13
...
Canary Space
  12/11/13
...
rough-skinned set turdskin
  12/11/13
...
Exhilarant Laser Beams
  06/30/14
...
fishy theatre community account
  08/29/14
Approx. 3 months BC - Rudolph the shepherd's son high-tails ...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  12/05/13
...
Razzle-dazzle doobsian box office
  12/18/13
April 7, 1952 Attn: Philip B. Perelman Listen, Phil, s...
buck-toothed startling lodge ceo
  12/05/13
Mid-October, 1941 - Imperial Navy Commander Rudoroshito Taka...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  12/05/13
1996: somewhere in North Carolina After finishing his mas...
Translucent base multi-billionaire
  12/05/13
...
Canary Space
  12/11/13
Criminally underrated
Comical rehab pozpig
  08/29/14
...
Hilarious aggressive windowlicker
  03/25/17
...
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
  11/03/20
August 1996 - Unaware that he was pursuing his distant cousi...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  12/05/13
1787, Paris. Rudloph Jefferson listens carefully to Sally H...
Galvanic point candlestick maker
  12/05/13
...
buck-toothed startling lodge ceo
  12/05/13
180 for collard greens
Exhilarant Laser Beams
  06/30/14
1908 - Rudolph Feuerbach, reviewing more applications for th...
arousing center sandwich
  12/05/13
...
Galvanic point candlestick maker
  12/05/13
1273 - Te Puna Rudaupai stays on Hawaiki, telling his neighb...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  12/05/13
206 BC - Ruddlepplu-dai, Mongol warlord, prepares to take Be...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  12/05/13
R O F L
Magenta effete friendly grandma patrolman
  12/06/13
...
Translucent base multi-billionaire
  12/06/13
...
Galvanic point candlestick maker
  12/06/13
180
Exhilarant Laser Beams
  06/30/14
...
magical pocket flask queen of the night
  12/14/16
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Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
  11/03/20
79 A.D.- Rudolphy the elder looks to the sky in pompeii and...
Navy hominid stock car
  12/06/13
1593 Playwright Marlowe Rudolph is enjoying an evening of d...
Galvanic point candlestick maker
  12/06/13
1481 - Miguel Hector Alvares de Rudolfa, Andalusian Jew, ope...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  12/07/13
1767 - Olamilekan Mbrudolph, carefree Yoruba tribesman, whis...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  12/07/13
...
Galvanic point candlestick maker
  12/10/13
The Family Rudolph is shockingly illustrious. Somehow their...
Hyperventilating Lettuce Shrine
  12/10/13
June 20, 1815 - Marquis de La Rudolph receives a semaphore t...
Cerise Dysfunction
  12/11/13
(antisemite)
grizzly misunderstood tanning salon international law enforcement agency
  12/11/13
...
Galvanic point candlestick maker
  12/11/13
...
buck-toothed startling lodge ceo
  12/11/13
April 26, 1986 -- Rudolphka is asked by his comrades to play...
Cerise Dysfunction
  12/11/13
...
buck-toothed startling lodge ceo
  12/11/13
...
peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon
  03/06/20
...
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
  11/03/20
Rudolphiokus of Macedon, the swineherd, 630 BC, to his frien...
Cerise Dysfunction
  12/11/13
...
Galvanic point candlestick maker
  12/12/13
...
peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon
  05/09/20
25 Kislev, 2 BC: Judean rebel David ben Rudolph laughs at hi...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  12/11/13
...
Galvanic point candlestick maker
  12/18/13
1946: Louis Rudolph Slotin tells Enrico Fermi, "Stop tr...
Hyperventilating Lettuce Shrine
  12/14/13
399 BC: the Athenian counsel assigned public defender Rudolp...
Purple trailer park hunting ground
  12/18/13
...
Galvanic point candlestick maker
  12/18/13
...
Trip fiercely-loyal ticket booth
  04/02/15
1944 - Pvt. Rudolph Slovik: "Now seems like a good time...
Mentally impaired titillating love of her life
  12/18/13
I'm bumping to implore the OP to grace us with some more of ...
Galvanic point candlestick maker
  01/26/14
you are such a bitch lol
Laughsome Abusive Black Woman
  01/26/14
Be careful not to cut yourself on that edge friend
Jet Bespoke Pit Dopamine
  09/17/15
1854 - Capt. George Rudolph Yorkesmythe, 4th Earl of Lancast...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  04/19/14
...
Jet Bespoke Pit Dopamine
  09/17/15
2567 BCE - Egyptian engineer Rudlotep demands a more modern,...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  04/19/14
...
Jet Bespoke Pit Dopamine
  09/17/15
...
concupiscible menage corn cake
  03/25/17
...
peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon
  10/02/24
1914 - Yugo-Slav nationalist Zivojin Rudalfjovic presses a ....
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  04/19/14
...
unholy gold degenerate
  04/20/14
768 - Jafarudolf, Persian vizier, counsels his daughter to &...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  04/20/14
lol
Galvanic point candlestick maker
  08/20/14
...
Canary Space
  10/02/14
...
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
  11/03/20
597 BCE - Reudop, Thracian slave, puts the finishing touches...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  04/20/14
180 for 'Reudop'
Galvanic point candlestick maker
  08/20/14
...
razzle home philosopher-king
  06/03/14
...
Cerebral chocolate parlour sneaky criminal
  06/30/14
July 5, 2014 - Rudolph, temporarily aghast at the realizatio...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  07/06/14
...
Jet Bespoke Pit Dopamine
  09/17/15
...
Cerebral chocolate parlour sneaky criminal
  08/16/14
I reiterate that this is an excellent thread.
Submissive shaky parlor
  08/16/14
TCR. Maybe one of my all-time favorites.
Galvanic point candlestick maker
  08/20/14
June 15th 1947 Rudolphdas Gandhi writes to Pandit Nehru &...
primrose bearded kitty cat
  08/20/14
...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  10/02/14
Paul George's agent, Jamal Rudolph, tells his client "T...
Galvanic point candlestick maker
  08/20/14
this the shit i like
180 shimmering site
  10/02/14
August 6, 1945 - Taiki Rudorufu steps off the train from Osa...
offensive racy den organic girlfriend
  10/02/14
August 9, 1945 - Hiroshi Rudorufu receives a phone call, inf...
offensive racy den organic girlfriend
  10/02/14
love the sibling angle here.
Galvanic point candlestick maker
  10/02/14
Sibling angle is great, but he should edit to write the Rudo...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  10/02/14
tcr
Galvanic point candlestick maker
  10/02/14
both are 180
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
  11/03/20
Approx. 65 million years BCE - Rudplodocus shrugs at the sig...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  10/02/14
nice
Galvanic point candlestick maker
  10/02/14
Approx. 2 million years BCE - Homo rudolfensis gnaws on a tu...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  10/02/14
i like "Homo rudolfensis"
Galvanic point candlestick maker
  10/02/14
LOL. brother, I was going to make this one about homo rudol...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  10/02/14
lol, 180.
Galvanic point candlestick maker
  10/02/14
180
Diverse garrison incel
  10/02/14
180 find
Cerebral chocolate parlour sneaky criminal
  10/03/14
180
talented deer antler
  01/13/15
...
Canary Space
  01/13/15
180 holy shit
Vivacious kitchen son of senegal
  01/13/15
Best "life imitates xo" of all time
buck-toothed startling lodge ceo
  08/09/15
...
nofapping hot sex offender bawdyhouse
  08/10/15
LOL
Idiotic odious round eye
  09/17/15
...
Submissive shaky parlor
  10/21/16
...
Idiotic odious round eye
  11/28/17
...
Lascivious temple
  10/24/16
...
magical pocket flask queen of the night
  12/14/16
180 simglitch
Hilarious aggressive windowlicker
  03/25/17
...
peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon
  03/25/17
...
crimson multi-colored voyeur background story
  03/25/17
...
deep frisky principal's office
  03/27/17
180. Rudolph pwnage evolutionarily confirmed
big-titted affirmative action shitlib
  04/21/19
...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  05/15/19
...
Aqua location french chef
  06/05/19
...
sick blue theater stage
  03/05/20
...
peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon
  03/06/20
...
Mahogany Arrogant Blood Rage Factory Reset Button
  07/31/20
LMFAO this may be the best one yet
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
  11/03/20
...
Mahogany Arrogant Blood Rage Factory Reset Button
  12/26/20
...
Provocative Reading Party
  03/09/21
this is like the third time this poast has made me little te...
Provocative Reading Party
  10/19/21
...
Chartreuse theater
  03/15/22
...
Magenta effete friendly grandma patrolman
  11/08/22
...
heady boiling water
  02/19/23
...
violent impressive internal respiration
  10/02/24
...
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
  11/03/20
753 BC - Rodilius, construction foreman on the new urban inf...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  10/02/14
...
Galvanic point candlestick maker
  10/16/14
REALLY underrated
peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon
  04/16/17
November 2, 1948 - Thomas K. Rudolph, assistant managing edi...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  10/03/14
...
Trip fiercely-loyal ticket booth
  08/06/15
http://imgon.net/di-3DX4.gif
Cerebral chocolate parlour sneaky criminal
  10/04/14
July 21st, 1959: Comfortably wearing a pink angora sweater, ...
Trip fiercely-loyal ticket booth
  10/16/14
lol. great moniker, btw.
Galvanic point candlestick maker
  10/16/14
TYTY. Yours has always given me joy as well.
Trip fiercely-loyal ticket booth
  10/16/14
ty, brother.
Galvanic point candlestick maker
  10/16/14
2014. Jean Cluade Rudolph, a junior official from Belgium w...
Galvanic point candlestick maker
  10/16/14
...
Trip fiercely-loyal ticket booth
  10/16/14
...
Magenta effete friendly grandma patrolman
  08/19/16
...
Hilarious aggressive windowlicker
  03/25/17
...
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
  11/03/20
December 1, 2014 - Rudolph again swears he can go cold turke...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  12/06/14
lol
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  04/10/15
lol again
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  02/28/16
lol again
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  07/13/20
yup
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  08/20/20
...
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
  11/03/20
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4744557&mc=27&am...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  01/20/21
January 2, 2015 - University of Oregon defensive line coach ...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  01/13/15
I lol'd
Jet Bespoke Pit Dopamine
  09/17/15
November 10, 1975 - National Weather Service forecaster John...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  01/13/15
June 16, 1551 - Edmunde Foullon de Rudolphe, royal advisor t...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  01/13/15
...
Galvanic point candlestick maker
  02/10/15
...
Glittery Tripping Toilet Seat Macaca
  09/17/15
September 1900 - Samuel Bartlett Rudolph, attorney to Thomas...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  01/13/15
February 1, 2015 - Seattle Seahawks Head Coach Rudolph Carro...
Poppy impertinent athletic conference
  02/04/15
...
Galvanic point candlestick maker
  02/10/15
...
Canary Space
  04/01/15
September 17, 1944: Lieutenant-General Rudolph Horrocks tell...
Trip fiercely-loyal ticket booth
  04/02/15
June 12, 1981: Harvey Rudolph, M.D. and board-certified derm...
Poppy impertinent athletic conference
  08/05/15
Cot damn. Cindy Crawford is almost 50?!
sepia psychic step-uncle's house
  08/06/15
August 6, 1945: Ching Chong Rudolph in Hiroshima, Japan. Hey...
sepia psychic step-uncle's house
  08/06/15
okay, I lol'd
Jet Bespoke Pit Dopamine
  09/17/15
...
onyx indian lodge
  04/03/16
December 6, 1969--After being turned away from the stage by ...
Trip fiercely-loyal ticket booth
  08/06/15
...
sepia psychic step-uncle's house
  08/06/15
1978 -- New York Giants offensive coordinator Antonio Rudolp...
big duck-like half-breed puppy
  08/07/15
...
sepia psychic step-uncle's house
  08/10/15
November 20, 1960 -- Frank Rudolph Gifford in the huddle: TH...
sepia psychic step-uncle's house
  08/10/15
...
Slap-happy resort headpube
  12/14/16
August 2006 - Convinced her alcohol problems were "just...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  10/20/15
...
Poppy impertinent athletic conference
  10/20/15
cr
motley sooty brethren
  01/27/16
July 14, 2015: During a meeting to discuss campaign strategy...
Appetizing Fear-inspiring Plaza
  02/28/16
...
Magenta effete friendly grandma patrolman
  04/03/16
...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  09/23/16
...
aphrodisiac tattoo
  11/02/16
...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  12/13/16
LMAO 180
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
  11/03/20
December 13th, 1963 New Bedford, Mass. Rudolph Hathaway,...
Magenta effete friendly grandma patrolman
  04/03/16
...
aphrodisiac tattoo
  11/02/16
...
concupiscible menage corn cake
  03/25/17
...
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
  11/03/20
...
scarlet mad-dog skullcap
  09/14/16
New England 27, Houston 0
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  09/23/16
...
Submissive shaky parlor
  10/21/16
...
Twinkling depressive generalized bond
  11/03/16
November 4, 2016 - Clinton campaign field office manager Jef...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  11/15/16
November 6, 2016 - Staffer JaMichael K. Rudolph of the Detro...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  11/15/16
November 9, 2016. Venkatesh Ponnurudolph, the ADA project ch...
buck-toothed startling lodge ceo
  12/13/16
180
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  12/13/16
...
Stimulating Prole
  12/14/16
...
Trip fiercely-loyal ticket booth
  03/25/17
...
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
  11/03/20
...
Provocative Reading Party
  10/19/21
From: Senator Harry Reidolph To: hilldawg@wjcoffice.com ...
buck-toothed startling lodge ceo
  11/17/16
122 AD: Senator Rudolph irate that Roman taxes will pay for ...
rose kink-friendly keepsake machete
  01/26/17
...
Canary Space
  03/16/17
March 23, 2017: Republican Congressman Rudolph 'Rudy' Haveri...
Trip fiercely-loyal ticket booth
  03/25/17
this entire thread is an uninflated 180, holy fuck shit l...
peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon
  03/25/17
...
Canary Space
  03/25/17
...
Submissive shaky parlor
  03/27/17
...
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
  11/03/20
Palaeopharsalos, Greece, 48 BCE. After months of sporadi...
Comical rehab pozpig
  03/27/17
...
peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon
  10/03/19
REDDITALERT
Massive chapel
  03/27/17
...
Lavender office roommate
  09/04/17
May 29, 1830 - Rudoquoyah, Cherokee tribesman, passionately ...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  04/15/17
June 25, 1876: Thathanka Rudolanhpa (Wagers-With-Heavens), H...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  04/15/17
May 22, 2010 - Papa John's delivery boy Albert Einstein Rudo...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  11/28/17
...
Chest-beating Whorehouse
  11/28/17
...
Chest-beating Whorehouse
  11/28/17
636 A.D. General Rodolphius of the Eastern Roman Empire igno...
startled carmine station mexican
  12/15/17
1895: Italian General Rodolfo Faggieri reports there is &quo...
startled carmine station mexican
  12/15/17
...
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
  11/03/20
1941: Soviet spy Rodzianko aka "Rudolph" reports t...
startled carmine station mexican
  12/15/17
1984 Portland Trail Blazers Draft Room, a scout by name of R...
startled carmine station mexican
  12/15/17
...
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
  11/03/20
1218 AD: The Emperor of the Khwarezmid Empire, Al-Ruudolf Mu...
startled carmine station mexican
  12/15/17
November 8, 1989, East Berlin. Rudolph Schmidt, tired of his...
startled carmine station mexican
  12/15/17
...
Wonderful public bath
  08/16/18
...
peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon
  03/29/18
...
yellow charismatic market legal warrant
  04/26/18
...
concupiscible menage corn cake
  05/11/18
May 18, 2011 - French statesman Henri Depussy-Rudolphe audib...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  04/21/19
August 3, 2016: Hillary Rudolph Clinton assures her husband ...
hairraiser address
  04/21/19
June 1779 - Rudesino Tilly, Spanish artillery master, assure...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  06/03/19
A/N - in another sim glitch, the names are 100% real.
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  06/03/19
...
unholy gold degenerate
  08/12/19
Still an excellent thread
Submissive shaky parlor
  10/03/19
well, that kills it
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  10/06/19
...
peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon
  03/06/20
...
peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon
  01/02/20
February 1, 2020 - CDC's Dr. Messonnier-Rodolphe rebukes ala...
Aquamarine adventurous field idiot
  03/05/20
...
Dark passionate university alpha
  03/29/20
...
peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon
  03/06/20
...
Glittery Tripping Toilet Seat Macaca
  03/06/20
January 20, 1347 Kaffa: Viktor Rudolphoyvch, upon seeing h...
Curious filthy hall
  03/10/20
...
Outnumbered floppy volcanic crater
  03/29/20
...
peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon
  04/18/20
...
maroon native gay wizard
  06/23/20
lol. in another 180 simglitch, the moniker autopseudonymize...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  07/24/20
...
Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency
  11/03/20
1738 - Rappahannock youth Oliver Augustine Rudolph counsels ...
Lake soul-stirring really tough guy
  07/31/20
...
hairraiser address
  11/03/20
...
concupiscible menage corn cake
  12/26/20
...
mewling pea-brained area haunted graveyard
  03/09/21
1919: President Rhudrow Wilson, shamed by being derisivel...
Cruel-hearted Casino
  03/10/21
November 2020, Dr. Tony Rudolphi assures the United States t...
Curious filthy hall
  10/07/21
...
Curious filthy hall
  12/15/24
...
disrespectful idea he suggested
  10/19/21
...
turquoise cuckold
  03/15/22
...
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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:04 AM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

2639 BCE - Following a royal audience with Moses, Grand Vizier and first-born son Ra-Dalakh recommends to Pharaoh that the Israelites be made to work longer hours on half rations as punishment, loudly scoffing "what does that faggot Hebrew think his God can possibly do?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556656)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:29 AM
Author: Pearl corner

759 BC - Remusolph insists that the Aventine Hill is "the most preftigious" and challenges Romulus: "You like that faggoty Palatine Hill, then why don't you get your ass down here like a man."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556890)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:44 AM
Author: Sapphire contagious church building



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Date: October 6th, 2019 8:27 PM
Author: peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:05 PM
Author: Sticky bisexual water buffalo stage



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:19 PM
Author: peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:07 AM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

331 BCE - Persian regiment commander Darayudolsh spends the majority of the spring campaign drinking wine with his troops, secure in the knowledge that no dipshit pubescent Macedonian was going to make it across the Nile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556669)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: Jet Bespoke Pit Dopamine



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41248993)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:10 AM
Author: marvelous nursing home scourge upon the earth

lol damn how have I never seen this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249049)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:13 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency

fucking same, this is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249070)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: marvelous nursing home scourge upon the earth

This is the sort of shit that originally got me hooked on XO - there's too many deranged pumo single posts / Rudolph talking amongst himself between 5 pumo alts etc on the front page, maybe it's the election I dunno - even just like 6 months ago I remember logging on and arguing / talking about Civil war in an epic thread one Saturday morning - i could do that on here every day

This thread is brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249108)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency

Yes. I got here in 2017 and there is a clear decline since then -- and it seems that it was already on the downslope. I come back now and again because it is still a unique venue that makes me laugh more than most others, but it's a shell of what it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249145)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:27 AM
Author: hairraiser address

I found the site in 2014 and it was unbelievable for a few years. I make a point of bumping these types of UNESCO World Heritage Threads every now and then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249208)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:29 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency

Doing the Lord's work, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249227)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 3:14 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

it just shocks me that i came up with this thread and wrote the first several entries SEVEN YEARS AGO. and even then the bort was on a huge decline from its true glory days of the mid to late 2000s, when there was all sorts of hilarity flowing and much less faggy politicsthreading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41255039)



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Date: August 8th, 2022 3:49 AM
Author: Wonderful public bath



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:08 AM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

33 AD - Sent to dispose of the body of Jesus, Rudolpha of Agrippa elects to go out drinking Saturday night with his friends and several whores, reasoning that "it will still be there tomorrow."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556673)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:24 AM
Author: Magenta effete friendly grandma patrolman

Lost it at this one. probably my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556840)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:10 PM
Author: Sticky bisexual water buffalo stage



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:16 AM
Author: Dashing alcoholic abode



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Jet Bespoke Pit Dopamine



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: swashbuckling partner



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: brass frozen lay indirect expression



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:44 PM
Author: Translucent base multi-billionaire

fucking genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558234)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: Shivering claret school



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:33 PM
Author: razzle home philosopher-king

180

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Date: July 6th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: domesticated bronze legend piazza



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: Trip fiercely-loyal ticket booth



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Date: November 13th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: jet-lagged indecent spot death wish



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:00 AM
Author: seedy brindle gaping useless brakes

18000000

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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: fluffy plum hairy legs locale

gets me every time. fuckin lol'ing here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107713)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: Jet Bespoke Pit Dopamine



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Date: February 28th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: vibrant garnet jewess milk



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: magical pocket flask queen of the night



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:12 PM
Author: peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Idiotic odious round eye

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913678)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 12:59 PM
Author: Magenta effete friendly grandma patrolman



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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon

easter bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33086552)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: big-titted affirmative action shitlib



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Date: May 31st, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon

still fucking lol at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33440137)



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Date: October 10th, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: razzmatazz range antidepressant drug



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: Nubile beady-eyed electric furnace cruise ship



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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:11 AM
Author: peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon



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Date: August 16th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:35 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38119714)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: big-titted affirmative action shitlib



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon



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Date: May 12th, 2019 11:25 AM
Author: peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon



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Date: May 24th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon



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Date: October 3rd, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:01 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency

lmfao this one is killing me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41248983)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:44 PM
Author: transparent irradiated house



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Date: September 6th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:16 PM
Author: peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon



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Date: December 24th, 2024 7:53 AM
Author: peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon

MERRY CHRISTMAS bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48481182)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

999 - Cardinal Rodolfu throws his earthly possessions at Emperor Otto III to taunt the Westphalian monarch, warning him that the Slavic hordes "about to overrun his kingdom" were a certain sign of the events foretold in Revelation and the Second Coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556692)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

1528 - Conquistador Juan Hernan Diego Nepomuceno Castillan Rudolfo y Garcia decides to jump into the local ollamalitzli game, figuring "win or lose, it will be a good time."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556704)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Thirsty hateful crackhouse



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

February 3, 1637 - Haarlem financier Wouter Ruudoelpsch audibly sighs in relief, having finally secured his retirement nest egg through the purchase of 16 Bizarden tulip bulbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556705)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 2:58 AM
Author: Obsidian Property

loling pretty fucking hard at this one brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557286)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 6:02 PM
Author: Trip fiercely-loyal ticket booth



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Date: August 25th, 2015 11:11 AM
Author: motley sooty brethren

laughed all morning thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28621032)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Chest-beating Whorehouse



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: startled carmine station mexican



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Date: March 6th, 2020 2:43 PM
Author: peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:03 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency



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Date: December 24th, 2024 8:02 AM
Author: Wonderful public bath



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

July 2, 1863 - Col. Jebediah Lightfoot Rudolph politely disagrees with Lt. Gen. James Longstreet, assuring General Lee that "all our boys have to do is charge right at that there copse of trees."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556707)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:06 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency

lmao idk how this one was so overlooked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249024)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

April 14, 1912 - John Jacob Rudolph III grunts irritably before returning to slumber, assuring his neurotic wife that "this iceberg business will be taken care of by morning."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556709)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:03 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

October 2, 1919 - Chicago Herald and Examiner sports columnist Walt Rudolph predicts a sweep of the Reds, writing "although an influx of dumb money has fallen on Cincinnati in the last couple days, our nine are so clearly the superior base ball team one wonders at the lunacy of it all."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556711)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Pearl corner

September 3, 1929 - Irving Rudolph Whitney declares that the bull market will proceed indefinitely "as there is no end in sight," that the financials of the United States have "never been stronger," and that there is no more guaranteed way for "the common man to profit than to purchase blue chip stocks now, now, now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556800)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:08 AM
Author: aphrodisiac tattoo



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: concupiscible menage corn cake



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

May 3, 1937 - John Stanton Rudolph pauses in his tasteful Frankfurt apartment, ticket to Lakehurst and dinner jacket in hand, to ask the portrait of his late great-uncle "how the bottom of the Atlantic tastes, faggot?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556713)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:18 AM
Author: Canary Space

lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556778)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:24 AM
Author: offensive racy den organic girlfriend

180!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556838)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:35 AM
Author: Excitant soggy toaster

LOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571282)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: concupiscible menage corn cake



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:04 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: Magenta effete friendly grandma patrolman

This is fucking genius brother. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556731)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:16 AM
Author: Canary Space



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: offensive racy den organic girlfriend



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 3:26 AM
Author: Vivacious kitchen son of senegal



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: cordovan hospital



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: crystalline mother



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: swashbuckling partner



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: nofapping hot sex offender bawdyhouse



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:23 PM
Author: green boyish hissy fit

this is very good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561620)



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Date: July 30th, 2014 11:57 AM
Author: Cerebral chocolate parlour sneaky criminal



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:04 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:44 AM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

39 - Tiberius Antonius Rudolphus is heard bragging to the assembled Senate that he was so important Caligula asked him "to come alone" to the royal palace at Capri.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556979)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: Jet Bespoke Pit Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778182)



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Date: June 5th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38344670)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:20 PM
Author: peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48155661)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:44 AM
Author: Cream Mediation

do more please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556982)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:58 AM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

1974 - University of Washington Kappa Kappa Gamma Stephanie Mays Rudolph tells her roommate she's going to accept a ride back to campus in the charming law student's brown Volkswagen, as "his poor arm is in a sling, what could he possibly do to me?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557041)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:55 PM
Author: Submissive shaky parlor

This was good bro. Plus we now know you are into serial killers, which is good to know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24560987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:02 AM
Author: Galvanic point candlestick maker

pure genius being displayed in this thread. 1 fucking 80.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557495)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:00 AM
Author: Canary Space

this thread should have 100 blank bumps by now. severely underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557820)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:43 PM
Author: Translucent base multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558231)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:49 AM
Author: fishy theatre community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26230257)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 12:22 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27610499)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33086555)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:03 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249001)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:02 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy mischievous regret church

wholly shit

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557836)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:08 AM
Author: Costumed self-centered stag film

*slow clap*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557858)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: anal heaven mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557872)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:54 AM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

November 21, 1963 - Michael Rudolph, Dallas Jaycees President, excitedly recites the local weather forecast to his political idol, suggesting he "keep the top down to enjoy the sunshine."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557982)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:55 AM
Author: Spectacular Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557985)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Jet Bespoke Pit Dopamine

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778298)



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Date: July 19th, 2020 2:40 AM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

no, jfk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40630080)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:05 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249014)



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Date: February 19th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: Stirring learning disabled ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45953759)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917068)



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Date: March 29th, 2020 8:40 PM
Author: Avocado orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39895029)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:05 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249012)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:06 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

November 8, 1938 - Munich butcher Shlomo Chaim Rudolph reinvests his profits in purchasing his neighbors' business properties, telling them at the closing that they "were running scared like kleine chickens."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558048)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:31 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

Later that day - Shlomo proudly unveils the expensive new custom windows he had rush-ordered for each location.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558166)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:01 PM
Author: Exhilarant Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561033)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Thirsty hateful crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24569562)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: nofapping hot sex offender bawdyhouse

July 15, 1972 - Weightlifter Yossef Chaim Rudolph wins the Israeli Olympic Trials and dismisses his bubbe's concerns about visiting Munich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558201)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Trip fiercely-loyal ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490956)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:36 PM
Author: Jet Bespoke Pit Dopamine

God help me I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778743)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:05 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249011)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:42 PM
Author: Translucent base multi-billionaire

Florida, 1986:

After rebuking numerous affectionate pleas from his girlfriend and lover, teacher, Christa McAuliffe, William Blitz Rudolph, awash in aftershave and overconfidence, casually declared: Babe, I'll KISS you when you get back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558223)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:48 PM
Author: Rambunctious vigorous weed whacker sweet tailpipe

September 17th, 1929: Rudolph Yarborough III, an aristocrat from Connecticut sells all of his real estate and and invests all liquid cash into the stock market, remarking to his friends and family that he "is gonna ride this [expletive] roller coaster to the moon."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558253)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:57 PM
Author: Galvanic point candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558297)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:05 PM
Author: nofapping hot sex offender bawdyhouse

April 24, 1915 - Determining he won't be walking much, Arat Rudolphian neglects to mend the hole in his shoes or bring a coat to his favorite intellectual coffee house in Constantinople



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558360)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: Canary Space

subtle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26230248)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: nofapping hot sex offender bawdyhouse

bunch of fucklaws here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527707)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Jet Bespoke Pit Dopamine

Nah it's just that no one likes Armenians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778472)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: supple dull senate travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778716)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: aphrodisiac tattoo

oh man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31780907)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: concupiscible menage corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917155)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:48 AM
Author: Exhilarant Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249393)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:30 PM
Author: brass frozen lay indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558489)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:35 PM
Author: Cerise Dysfunction

180 concept, 180 execution, 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558515)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 2:11 PM
Author: Translucent base multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558714)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913722)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: Galvanic point candlestick maker

One of the most (if not THE most) enjoyable threads I've ever read on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558699)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929222)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:04 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249010)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:49 PM
Author: Submissive shaky parlor

April 10, 1912, Sir William Rudolph Hemsley III, a famous shitlib of his time, books last minute passage in steerage class on the RMS Titanic. If it is good enough for my porter, it is good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24560950)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:55 PM
Author: Pearl corner

Did you seriously Rudolph the Rudolph thread? Someone already had the Titanic, corpsefucker.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556709

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24560985)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:57 PM
Author: Submissive shaky parlor

I searched titanic bro and got nothing before I posted. So, fuck off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24560992)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:42 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561315)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: Galvanic point candlestick maker

brother, i've always enjoyed it when you've joined in on the rudolph threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561459)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:08 PM
Author: Submissive shaky parlor

ty bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561507)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:33 PM
Author: Canary Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561679)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:44 PM
Author: Electric charcoal business firm chad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565414)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 8:20 PM
Author: Bateful hell dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24627889)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: fishy theatre community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26230268)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:59 PM
Author: Shivering claret school

79 AD - While traveling, Rudolphus decides to spend the night at his favorite inn in Pompeii. "I'll order a steak between rare and medium rare," he muses, oblivious to the smoke clouds in the distance. "No one prepares a steak between rare and medium rare like the Pompeiians."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561010)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:03 PM
Author: Exhilarant Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561051)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:04 PM
Author: Submissive shaky parlor

LOL bro. I give you props for sticking to your retarded schtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561060)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:34 PM
Author: Canary Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561684)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Jet Bespoke Pit Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778368)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: Mahogany Arrogant Blood Rage Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40690562)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:06 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249019)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:42 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

December 3, 2013 - Rudolph doesn't bother taking two minutes to read the thread, employing the faultless logic that if a particular word doesn't appear as a search term, nothing related to that word could possibly be in the entirety of the thread text.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561319)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:04 PM
Author: Galvanic point candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561466)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:34 PM
Author: Canary Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561686)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: Diverse garrison incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571157)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Jet Bespoke Pit Dopamine

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778381)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:17 PM
Author: peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon

Criminally underratted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32916942)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:24 PM
Author: Idiotic odious round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913695)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Canary Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913759)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: big duck-like half-breed puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#35357533)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:26 PM
Author: peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707565)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:07 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249028)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:09 PM
Author: Provocative Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296940)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:40 PM
Author: Provocative Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44156029)



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Date: November 19th, 2022 9:34 AM
Author: Provocative Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45516426)



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Date: December 30th, 2024 7:35 AM
Author: Provocative Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48500694)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:47 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

April 8, 1942 - After being taken prisoner of war outside Manila by Japanese troops, Sergeant Anthony W. Rudolph contemplated the bright side, figuring that he at was least done with all the goddamned marching for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561353)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: vermilion zombie-like liquid oxygen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25879467)



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Date: August 14th, 2020 10:23 AM
Author: misanthropic police squad national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40754956)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:08 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency

audibly laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249032)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:53 PM
Author: Purple trailer park hunting ground

September 10, 2001, Lt. Rudolph Jones (ret.), gay lover of Kiwi Camara, lisped to him the night before a major scotus oral argument, "kiwi, don't worry about court on thursday, mr. olson will be so busy banging his wife after her trip that he'll never have time to prepare and you'll win for sure."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561389)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: Submissive shaky parlor

Did you mean 2001 bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561447)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: Purple trailer park hunting ground

lol edited for historical accuracy. who can keep up with all these famous dates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561456)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:53 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

4481 BC - Assistant Chief Engineer Rub el-Daf drafts a list of upgrades to his Babel apartment he will soon purchase with the cost savings of using illegal foreign labor on the tower project.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561392)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:46 PM
Author: Jet Bespoke Pit Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778406)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: concupiscible menage corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917157)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:09 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249041)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:57 PM
Author: Hideous ebony state coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561422)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:00 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&mc=65&forum_id=2#24556713

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561436)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: Hideous ebony state coldplay fan

haha...didn't get that one at the time, but i like mine better.

i'll delete out of deference, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561452)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:09 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

How did you not get that one, considering you knew the exact unusual shithole cities the flight was between?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561514)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: Hideous ebony state coldplay fan

i used wikipedia to figure that out as i was writing it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561554)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

fair. either way ty for your contributing efforts to my rudolph thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561560)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:24 PM
Author: Hideous ebony state coldplay fan

it's a great thread. i'll come up with a new contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561622)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:10 PM
Author: Translucent base multi-billionaire

Ford Theater: Washington DC 1865

Gustus Rudolphe, displeased at his wife's impulsive desire to leave the play American Cousin early, turned to his insolent betrothed and decisively declared: The ending my dear, you will absolutely LOVE the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561523)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

March 3, 1991 - LAPD Sergeant Robert "Scrappy Bob" Rudolph directs his partner to "go ahead and kick him a few more times, it's not like anyone's watching."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561558)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: Jet Bespoke Pit Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778457)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249192)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:18 PM
Author: peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48155656)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:29 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

November 17, 1968 - NBC producer Ernie T. Rudolph, irritated at the calls already clogging his switchboard, directs his engineers: "Fuck it, game's over. Run Heidi."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561653)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:31 PM
Author: Submissive shaky parlor

This is really good bro. I am legit impressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561666)



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Date: December 21st, 2013 6:12 PM
Author: Galvanic point candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24687828)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249193)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:39 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

April 18, 1775 - Rear Admiral George Septimus Rudolph, 26-year veteran of His Majesty's Navy, dismisses his young lieutenant with a brusque "it's a church, idiot. It's always lit up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561715)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:43 PM
Author: Shivering claret school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561756)



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Date: June 7th, 2014 2:45 PM
Author: alcoholic olive library mad cow disease

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25706096)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 12:03 PM
Author: Aromatic dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26708104)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: Mahogany Arrogant Blood Rage Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40690564)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249194)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:52 AM
Author: Exhilarant Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249414)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:42 PM
Author: Canary Space

July 11, 1995

Srebenica native Edin Rudolfic assures his friends that they can "stop being such scared bitches" about the advances of Mladic's army, as he has some chill Dutch buddies in town that will surely protect everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561749)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27109862)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: concupiscible menage corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917163)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249196)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

3967 BC - Radafa hugs her sister goodbye, saying "Lot will take care of you no matter where you end up. Just promise you'll turn around and wave to me once you make it past the city walls."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561789)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Jet Bespoke Pit Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778449)



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Date: May 9th, 2020 7:03 PM
Author: peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40180368)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:13 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249068)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:25 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249197)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Canary Space

April 1964 - Norwegian mariner Arvid Rudolf pulls into port at Douala, Cameroon and makes a beeline for the dirtiest bathhouse in town, reasoning no one will ever possibly know if he takes a few BBCs down in Africa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561832)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

Later that night, he follows it up with a local delicacy: rare chimpanzee meat, freshly sourced from the surrounding bush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561843)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:41 AM
Author: Excitant soggy toaster

August 19, 1980, Gaitan DuRudolph bends forward in a Mission District bathhouse and lisps: "WRECK IT"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571333)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: concupiscible menage corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917166)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: tantric school cafeteria goyim

1 September 1914: Count Hermann von Rudolf und Mutterfickenberg, aide-de-camp to Colonel General von Kluck, messages Berlin to note he is going to send an extra 25% of the German First Army's men, on top of what was already requested, back east for service on the Russian front. "The remaining soldaten are more than enough to bring a swift end to the war in the West, and we will be marching down the Champs-Élysées in a week!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24562031)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: Jet Bespoke Pit Dopamine

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778465)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: histrionic jew tank

this thread is overrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24562105)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Canary Space

(owl doodolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24562166)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:49 PM
Author: Electric charcoal business firm chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565436)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:26 PM
Author: Cerise Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24566037)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Jet Bespoke Pit Dopamine

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778469)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:11 PM
Author: grizzly misunderstood tanning salon international law enforcement agency

cr, just another xo aspie dweeb circlejerk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565949)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:12 PM
Author: Cracking gas station

BEEP BEEP BEEP CONTRARIAN OPINION BEEP BEEP BEEP EDGY AND COOL BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580391)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: vermilion zombie-like liquid oxygen

Plz bring back this schtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25879481)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Violet forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107669)



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Date: November 16th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31923688)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: Massive chapel

reddit-style crap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929796)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:25 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency

wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249198)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:21 AM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

September 1, 1983 - John Jacob Stanton Rudolph smirks and shakes his head whimsically at the portraits of his ancestors hanging on the wall of his Manhattan apartment as he hurries out the door to JFK, en route to Seoul.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24563405)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:22 AM
Author: Spectacular Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572968)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: concupiscible menage corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917172)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:26 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

1184 BC - Rudolppissis of Troy tells the assembled elders "well, if you assholes don't want it, I'm taking it home. Open the gates!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565313)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:37 PM
Author: Galvanic point candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565377)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Pearly naked locus elastic band

i'm dying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571734)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Galvanic point candlestick maker

this might be my all time favorite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572678)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:15 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency

I think so too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249083)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Cerise Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24616910)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 12:03 PM
Author: Aromatic dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26708108)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: concupiscible menage corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917176)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:28 PM
Author: peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707580)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:15 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249085)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:59 PM
Author: Galvanic point candlestick maker

In 1846 Rudolph Donner, after consulting with a drunken Sioux outside a saloon, assures his companions that the California Trail takes far too long. "You guys, this redskin just told me about an old Indian trail that's soooo much quicker."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565528)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:59 PM
Author: Jet Bespoke Pit Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778506)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:15 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249090)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:07 PM
Author: Translucent base multi-billionaire

Benghazi: September 11th, 2012

Diplomatic Attache, Kyle Bender Rudolph, when asked by confidant, Ambassador J. Christopher Stevens ,if they should leave through the back door where the waiting armored car was waiting, replied No, sir..just sit tight, the Marines are almost here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565927)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:24 PM
Author: sickened beta fanboi

May 18, 1980, 8:32 AM: USGS geologist Rudolph Johnston, relaxing on a secluded ridge in the Cascades, sends a fateful radio message: "VANCOUVER! VANCOUVER! This is just a minor tremor, nothing to worry about here faggots."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24566030)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Canary Space

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24569638)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Galvanic point candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24569475)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: Comical rehab pozpig

September 11, 2001. Ziah bin-Rudolph storms the cockpit of a plane bound for SFO from Newark. He exclaims "These pussy Americans will sit back in their seats and die, better watch out Bush. I'm coming for that ass"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24569624)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: fragrant boistinker newt

November 1, 2013: This cryptocurrency is a fad. No way BTC/LTC becomes mainstream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24569637)



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Date: April 20th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: Sapphire contagious church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25414809)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792454)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: Chest-beating Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792489)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:16 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249097)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:46 PM
Author: Provocative Reading Party

btc closed at $1,078.28 the date this was poasted. nocoiners celebrated as btc crashed later this month and went back below four figures, where it remained until 2017.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44156061)



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Date: March 9th, 2023 8:43 PM
Author: Slap-happy resort headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#46031819)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Curious filthy hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48451070)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 12:54 AM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

1928 - Taras Pyotr Rudolvschenko assures his family that "Comrade Stalin's Plan" would bring their Kharkiv farm "uninterrupted bounty."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24570990)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Jet Bespoke Pit Dopamine

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778517)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:16 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249106)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:26 AM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

216 BC - Commodus Gaius Rudolphicanus senses the Carthaginian troops led by Hannibal are weak in the center of their lines, and gleefully presses his advantage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571237)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Cerise Dysfunction

lol i literally came here to do this exact one, well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24616914)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: startled carmine station mexican

lmao 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34930031)



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Date: June 5th, 2019 3:54 PM
Author: peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38344681)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:16 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249104)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: Curious filthy hall

December 7, 1941 Kermit Rudolph receives a radar operator report of a large flight of planes on their way to Pearl Harbor, and determines not to worry because those are our B-17s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571246)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249110)



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Date: March 9th, 2023 8:44 PM
Author: Slap-happy resort headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#46031822)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:46 AM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

April, 1939 - Minister de Guerre Jean Phillipe de Roudolphe gives a rousing speech to the assembled nobles at his Paris manse, emphatically declaring how "our brother Maginot's line is impenetrable and unflankable, and no Frenchman will ever surrender."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571381)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:49 PM
Author: concupiscible menage corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917159)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Thriller brunch wrinkle

June 24, 1812 - Rudolpheon Bonaparte marches his Grand Armée across the Neman River, beginning his invasion of Russia. He was overheard advising his generals "This campaign shouldn't take too long, go ahead and pack lightly. Summertime in Moscow!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571417)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

73 - Rudolphus ben-Yair spits at the Roman soldiers hundreds of yards below, delighted that those goyim shitheads had no way of scaling Masada's walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571448)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:00 AM
Author: Canary Space

October 1, 1908 -- Detroit industrialist Alexander S. Rudolph mocks Henry Ford's newest production, branding it the "Model TTT" in a press conference announcing his new investment plan: going "all in" on the steam carriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571515)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Curious filthy hall

Lol at model TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571597)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon

literally cackling/screeching with laughter at that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913702)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:14 AM
Author: Galvanic point candlestick maker

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572682)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: Hilarious aggressive windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913616)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249116)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

950 BC (est) - Rudlakshmi Kaurava, overlooking the fields at Dharmakshetra, predicts a quick and bloodless victory for his side, once his "dumbass cousin Arjuna quits making useless small talk with that prole blue-skin charioteer."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571686)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:32 AM
Author: Magenta effete friendly grandma patrolman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572463)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

1896 - Karthik Rudopjee, columnist for the Times of India, predicts that the newfangled "water closet will indubitably replace the street as every Hindustani household's toilet of choice" within the decade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571699)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:31 AM
Author: Magenta effete friendly grandma patrolman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572458)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 1:11 PM
Author: White institution gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27610902)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:23 PM
Author: peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon

LOOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929233)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:18 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249125)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Casino

September, 1978: Rudolph "Pop" Herring selects Leroy Smith for the varsity squad, declaring that #23 will never amount to anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571747)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Jet Bespoke Pit Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778541)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:43 AM
Author: topaz french marketing idea main people

August 29, 1992 -- Noted foreign terrorist Rudlfo 'Rudy' Rane, AKA 'The Rane of Terror' is confronted by former police officer John Cutter while attempting to make an escape from custody aboard a commercial jet airliner. Advised by Cutter to pick a consistent strategy in the chance game of roulette, Rane responded, "No thanks, I'm going to stick with always betting on red."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571771)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:18 PM
Author: Exciting Stead Genital Piercing

No bumps in almost 8 years!!!! I love this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296975)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

1013 - Gunnar Rudalfarsson sleeps easy, figuring the sons and brothers of the man he killed outside last week's Althing will just "let it go."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571883)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:31 AM
Author: Magenta effete friendly grandma patrolman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572457)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:19 AM
Author: Galvanic point candlestick maker

1984, Stu Rudolph, General Manager of the Portland Trailblazers, argues vehemently for drafting Sam Bowie with the second pick in the draft. "You can't teach height, gentleman".



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572701)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:23 AM
Author: Translucent base multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572716)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:42 AM
Author: Canary Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24616892)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 8:36 PM
Author: Submissive shaky parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24628043)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:18 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249124)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:24 AM
Author: Translucent base multi-billionaire

this is going to be a thousand post thread. all of them good...because, you know, you cant teach rudolph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572719)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Galvanic point candlestick maker

freeing the rudolph meme from the space limitations of thread titles has been great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572878)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:09 AM
Author: swashbuckling partner

April 21, 1491 - Jose Tavares Rudolpha, advisor to King John II of Portugal, pens his recommendation to deny funding to an upstart Genoa sailor trying to find a new route to India. Reasoning that the voyage would inevitably fail, Rudolpha ends his screed "let the fool sail off the edge of the fucking world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572893)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:13 AM
Author: Galvanic point candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572912)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:36 PM
Author: Poppy impertinent athletic conference

i loved this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580509)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:33 AM
Author: swashbuckling partner

ty brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617214)



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Date: June 3rd, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25682449)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:19 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249129)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:18 AM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

1958 - Joao Gilberto do Rudolphinho, assistant manager to the Brazilian national soccer team, argues for leaving the teenaged Pele off the squad headed to Sweden, vehemently asserting that "he's just too young to make an impact this year."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572951)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:20 AM
Author: Magenta effete friendly grandma patrolman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572958)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:24 AM
Author: Galvanic point candlestick maker

1971 Ford Project Manager Chuck Rudolph demands extra leg room for rear passengers in the upcoming Pinto. "Listen buddy, I don't give a fuck where you have to put the gas tank, people gotta stretch out their legs!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572984)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:49 PM
Author: Comical rehab pozpig

180

Been there and done this. Don't buy a 2017 honda civic, the crash beams will kill you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617587)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 9:36 AM
Author: Galvanic point candlestick maker

really? that's terrible. my first car was a civic and i loved it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24623922)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 8:16 PM
Author: Submissive shaky parlor

Excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24627860)



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Date: December 21st, 2013 6:11 PM
Author: Galvanic point candlestick maker

praise from Caesar. ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24687824)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249153)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Galvanic point candlestick maker

1813, Lake Erie. British Commander Robert Heriot Rudolph takes a long look through his spyglass at Oliver Hazard Perry on board the USS Lawrence. "That, old chums, is the look of a man who will most certainly yield his ship".



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573035)



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Date: October 3rd, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26449755)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:22 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249157)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:39 AM
Author: buck-toothed startling lodge ceo

July 15, 1999. Richard "Hitch" Rudolph emails mrsrrudolph@aol.com: "I can make Rory's wedding after all -- John-John's giving me a lift."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573040)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:41 AM
Author: Galvanic point candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573042)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

Approx. 9 months BC - Rudolph, the shepherd's son, tells Mary from the next village that "everyone knows you can't get pregnant your first time."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573050)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Galvanic point candlestick maker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573068)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:52 AM
Author: swashbuckling partner

Best in class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573093)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:41 AM
Author: Canary Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24616885)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:51 AM
Author: fishy theatre community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26230265)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:06 PM
Author: Jet Bespoke Pit Dopamine

I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778561)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:38 PM
Author: magical pocket flask queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32139103)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: Hilarious aggressive windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913629)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: concupiscible menage corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917179)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: carnelian hyperactive sanctuary codepig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929793)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:22 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249172)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:43 AM
Author: buck-toothed startling lodge ceo

From: jbrudolph@princetonreview.com

To: boardadmin@princetonreview.com

March 3, 2004, 2:52 pm

The move to VBB is a go. Who cares if some assholes think it sucks? What are those stupid faggots going to do about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573059)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:41 AM
Author: Canary Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24616883)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: rough-skinned set turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617611)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 1:08 AM
Author: Exhilarant Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25842638)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: fishy theatre community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26230260)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:46 AM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

Approx. 3 months BC - Rudolph the shepherd's son high-tails it for Gilead to avoid paying child support, figuring that "nobody will ever believe that dumb cunt's explanation."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573072)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle doobsian box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24669132)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:48 AM
Author: buck-toothed startling lodge ceo

April 7, 1952

Attn: Philip B. Perelman

Listen, Phil, stop being such a faggot and just sign the fucking seizure order. Those hairless pussies will roll over and kiss your ass just like they did for FDR. And even if they try some faggot shit, the Supreme Court's got our back.

- Harry R. Truman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573080)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:55 AM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

Mid-October, 1941 - Imperial Navy Commander Rudoroshito Takashi shares his initial plan for a surprise attack on Pearl Harbor, boasting confidently to his superiors that "it will knock the Americans out of the Pacific permanently."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573105)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:57 AM
Author: Translucent base multi-billionaire

1996: somewhere in North Carolina

After finishing his masterpiece, a ball-bearing filled backpack filled with plastic explosive, Eric Robert Rudolph turned to his reflection in the mirror and smugly confided. I will set back gay-rights for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573119)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:40 AM
Author: Canary Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24616880)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:47 AM
Author: Comical rehab pozpig

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26230251)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: Hilarious aggressive windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913633)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249188)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 12:06 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

August 1996 - Unaware that he was pursuing his distant cousin, FBI Special Agent John Rudolph Maynes gave a press conference, telling the assembled reporters that the "Centennial Olympic Park bombing was Rudolph's last. He can't hold out in the forest for long, and we'll have him in custody in a matter of hours."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573161)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: Galvanic point candlestick maker

1787, Paris. Rudloph Jefferson listens carefully to Sally Hemings' description of how slaves prevent unwanted pregnancy by eating collard greens and herbs. "Sounds like you've got it covered---now get over here, you saucy negress."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573176)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: buck-toothed startling lodge ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573291)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 1:26 AM
Author: Exhilarant Laser Beams

180 for collard greens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25842706)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:37 PM
Author: arousing center sandwich

1908 - Rudolph Feuerbach, reviewing more applications for the Academy of Fine Arts in Vienna, scoffs at the familiar name before him. "This Hitler chap has no drive, vision, or passion. Tell him to go back to Germany. Maybe someone there will find a use for him."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573675)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: Galvanic point candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24575536)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

1273 - Te Puna Rudaupai stays on Hawaiki, telling his neighbors they would "just get lost, as there's nothing out there but ocean."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24576658)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:06 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

206 BC - Ruddlepplu-dai, Mongol warlord, prepares to take Beijing by infantry, telling his troops that "nothing is stopping us from just walking all the way there."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24576691)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:19 PM
Author: Magenta effete friendly grandma patrolman

R O F L

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580427)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: Translucent base multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580493)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: Galvanic point candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24581962)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 1:06 AM
Author: Exhilarant Laser Beams

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25842623)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: magical pocket flask queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32139127)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:26 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249203)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:35 PM
Author: Navy hominid stock car

79 A.D.- Rudolphy the elder looks to the sky in pompeii and remarks "Thats just some faggot ash, I'm staying right where I am." And he did. Forever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580505)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:58 PM
Author: Galvanic point candlestick maker

1593 Playwright Marlowe Rudolph is enjoying an evening of drinking and camraderie in south London. The evening takes an unpleasant turn when the bill, including an automatic 20% gratuity,is presented. "We'll see about this!" he thunders as he draws a dagger from his pocket.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580588)



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Date: December 7th, 2013 12:15 AM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

1481 - Miguel Hector Alvares de Rudolfa, Andalusian Jew, opens his door expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24585337)



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Date: December 7th, 2013 12:20 AM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

1767 - Olamilekan Mbrudolph, carefree Yoruba tribesman, whistles in happiness at his general freedom on his way to "go see what those white savages want."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24585382)



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Date: December 10th, 2013 7:48 PM
Author: Galvanic point candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24613148)



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Date: December 10th, 2013 11:11 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Lettuce Shrine

The Family Rudolph is shockingly illustrious. Somehow their tentacles get into everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24614670)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:05 AM
Author: Cerise Dysfunction

June 20, 1815 - Marquis de La Rudolph receives a semaphore transmission from Nathan Rothschild of London, advising that Rothschild would purchase the Marquis's massive positions in British government consols at a slight discount to their then-market. The Marquis, laughing, and confident of Bonaparte's inevitable victory over the British at Waterloo due to the auspicious augury of a crow flying through his window, sends word by pigeon and draws up the bill of sale.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617045)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:24 AM
Author: grizzly misunderstood tanning salon international law enforcement agency

(antisemite)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617160)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:25 AM
Author: Galvanic point candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617163)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: buck-toothed startling lodge ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617497)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:25 AM
Author: Cerise Dysfunction

April 26, 1986 -- Rudolphka is asked by his comrades to play an impromptu game of "potato," as all of the boys at the plant were wont to do at lunchtime. (The game involved taking a potato and throwing it at one another until one person was hit -- that person would then take a shot of vodka, and the game would resume.) He initially declines, saying that Boris was home from work today tending to his ill daughter, and that no one would be there to monitor the turbine temperatures. His friends goad him, and Rudolphka, shrugging, figures it'll be fine and leave to play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617166)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:31 PM
Author: buck-toothed startling lodge ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617498)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:32 PM
Author: peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707606)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:27 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249210)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:46 AM
Author: Cerise Dysfunction

Rudolphiokus of Macedon, the swineherd, 630 BC, to his friend Diogenes the shepherd: "Look. The kid's full of shit. There wasn't a wolf before, and there isn't one now. Your sheep are fine. Relax."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617261)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 9:42 AM
Author: Galvanic point candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24623939)



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Date: May 9th, 2020 7:03 PM
Author: peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40180371)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

25 Kislev, 2 BC: Judean rebel David ben Rudolph laughs at his Maccabeean compatriots, wondering how that idiot Judah expected to reanoint the Temple with a pot of oil that would clearly only last the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617474)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 2:44 PM
Author: Galvanic point candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24667525)



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Date: December 14th, 2013 6:35 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Lettuce Shrine

1946: Louis Rudolph Slotin tells Enrico Fermi, "Stop trying to get in the way of research. Tickling the dragon's tail is safe. My hand never slips."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24640765)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 2:50 PM
Author: Purple trailer park hunting ground

399 BC: the Athenian counsel assigned public defender Rudolphicles to the city-state's 3rd superseding indictment charging Socrates with corrupting the youth. He advised the defendant "look, no way can we win this thing with witnesses, just apologize, say you're a gadlfy etc. etc. and we'll be out of here at noon and meetup at Gorgias' house for mead and sodomy."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24667560)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 3:44 PM
Author: Galvanic point candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24667889)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Trip fiercely-loyal ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27602268)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 3:35 PM
Author: Mentally impaired titillating love of her life

1944 - Pvt. Rudolph Slovik: "Now seems like a good time for some R & R!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24667824)



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Date: January 26th, 2014 6:54 PM
Author: Galvanic point candlestick maker

I'm bumping to implore the OP to grace us with some more of these vignettes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24900875)



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Date: January 26th, 2014 7:06 PM
Author: Laughsome Abusive Black Woman

you are such a bitch lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24900929)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Jet Bespoke Pit Dopamine

Be careful not to cut yourself on that edge friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778674)



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Date: April 19th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

1854 - Capt. George Rudolph Yorkesmythe, 4th Earl of Lancaster, assures Maj. Gen. James Brudenell, 7th Earl of Cardigan, that Lord Raglan's orders were to "commence a full-frontal assault with the Light Brigade."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25409438)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: Jet Bespoke Pit Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778685)



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Date: April 19th, 2014 3:14 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

2567 BCE - Egyptian engineer Rudlotep demands a more modern, square-roofed look for Pharaoh Khufu's eventual resting place, asserting that "this faggy pointy-top pyramid thing will never stand the test of time."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25409464)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Jet Bespoke Pit Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778679)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: concupiscible menage corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917191)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:18 PM
Author: peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48155658)



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Date: April 19th, 2014 3:29 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

1914 - Yugo-Slav nationalist Zivojin Rudalfjovic presses a .380 pistol into Gavrilo Princip's hand, telling his young compatriot that the upcoming actions would ensure a long peace and prosperity for the Balkans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25409535)



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Date: April 20th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: unholy gold degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25414792)



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Date: April 20th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

768 - Jafarudolf, Persian vizier, counsels his daughter to "make her stories short and finish them each night, so the King may fall into slumber satisfied."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25414710)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: Galvanic point candlestick maker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26170195)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 3:49 AM
Author: Canary Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26441742)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:29 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249223)



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Date: April 20th, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

597 BCE - Reudop, Thracian slave, puts the finishing touches on his prized moralistic short story, in which a wealthy grasshopper is able to gain food for the winter through successful and relatively easy commodity market manipulation, extracting rents from those faggot prole ants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25414768)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:27 PM
Author: Galvanic point candlestick maker

180 for 'Reudop'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26170198)



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Date: June 3rd, 2014 6:57 PM
Author: razzle home philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25681359)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 1:05 AM
Author: Cerebral chocolate parlour sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25842615)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

July 5, 2014 - Rudolph, temporarily aghast at the realization that he has wasted ten years of his life poasting on AutoAdmit, poetically vows that this time really, truly is the last.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25879434)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: Jet Bespoke Pit Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778697)



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Date: August 16th, 2014 12:07 PM
Author: Cerebral chocolate parlour sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26140195)



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Date: August 16th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: Submissive shaky parlor

I reiterate that this is an excellent thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26140238)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Galvanic point candlestick maker

TCR. Maybe one of my all-time favorites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26170164)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: primrose bearded kitty cat

June 15th 1947

Rudolphdas Gandhi writes to Pandit Nehru "Give Jinnah whatever he wants. How bad can a Pakistan next door be?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26170263)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 3:31 AM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26441706)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Galvanic point candlestick maker

Paul George's agent, Jamal Rudolph, tells his client "There's no greater honor than representing the USA, even if it's not an Olympic year."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26170345)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:03 AM
Author: 180 shimmering site

this the shit i like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26441775)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:37 AM
Author: offensive racy den organic girlfriend

August 6, 1945 - Taiki Rudorufu steps off the train from Osaka, bags in hand and family in tow. “We have a very bright future ahead of us here” he tells his wife Juria, a slight grin on his face as he tallies up his debts in Osaka. “Good luck collecting now, faggots” he chuckles to himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26441837)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:44 AM
Author: offensive racy den organic girlfriend

August 9, 1945 - Hiroshi Rudorufu receives a phone call, informing him of the death of his brother. “I told that faggot to stay put!” Hiroshi yells. “I’ll be dammed if I make such a stupid mistake” he tells his wife Bokkusu, before leaving for the horse races.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26441868)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: Galvanic point candlestick maker

love the sibling angle here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442417)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

Sibling angle is great, but he should edit to write the Rudolph names in the Japanese style: Rudorofu Hiroshi, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442584)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:57 AM
Author: Galvanic point candlestick maker

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442846)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:33 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency

both are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249266)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

Approx. 65 million years BCE - Rudplodocus shrugs at the sight of the massive asteroid approaching Earth, adjusts his 15 ton bulk to better catch the remaining sunlight, and continues to lazily graze near the river.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442624)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Galvanic point candlestick maker

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442847)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

Approx. 2 million years BCE - Homo rudolfensis gnaws on a tuber near modern-day Lake Tanzania, pausing to laugh at his idiot neighbors for wasting time trying to sharpen rocks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442934)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 12:34 PM
Author: Galvanic point candlestick maker

i like "Homo rudolfensis"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26443021)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:13 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

LOL. brother, I was going to make this one about homo rudolphis mocking his circa 6 million BCE compatriots for trying to "balance on their hind legs," but when I looked up the timeframe I learned that homo rudolfensis IS REAL, existed in East Africa 2 million years ago, and died out - possibly from not adopting stone tools unlike its cousin homo habilis despite rudolfensis' larger brains. NOT FLAME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26444231)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:40 PM
Author: Galvanic point candlestick maker

lol, 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26444354)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 8:15 PM
Author: Diverse garrison incel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26445432)



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Date: October 3rd, 2014 3:42 AM
Author: Cerebral chocolate parlour sneaky criminal

180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26448296)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: talented deer antler

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107567)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:59 AM
Author: Canary Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107672)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: Vivacious kitchen son of senegal

180 holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107692)



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Date: August 9th, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: buck-toothed startling lodge ceo

Best "life imitates xo" of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28513253)



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Date: August 10th, 2015 10:10 AM
Author: nofapping hot sex offender bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28519739)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Idiotic odious round eye

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778387)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Submissive shaky parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31698845)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:07 PM
Author: Idiotic odious round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792476)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Lascivious temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31715641)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:44 PM
Author: magical pocket flask queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32139154)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: Hilarious aggressive windowlicker

180 simglitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913673)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32914285)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:18 PM
Author: crimson multi-colored voyeur background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32916957)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: deep frisky principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929720)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:37 PM
Author: big-titted affirmative action shitlib

180. Rudolph pwnage evolutionarily confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38119723)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38237806)



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Date: June 5th, 2019 3:53 PM
Author: Aqua location french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38344678)



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Date: March 5th, 2020 3:35 PM
Author: sick blue theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39701803)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:32 PM
Author: peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707609)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 11:01 PM
Author: Mahogany Arrogant Blood Rage Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40690572)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:34 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency

LMFAO this may be the best one yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249276)



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Date: December 26th, 2020 2:57 PM
Author: Mahogany Arrogant Blood Rage Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41619386)



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Date: March 9th, 2021 3:56 PM
Author: Provocative Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#42075659)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:14 PM
Author: Provocative Reading Party

this is like the third time this poast has made me little tear up laughing irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296958)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:39 PM
Author: Chartreuse theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44156023)



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Date: November 8th, 2022 12:04 AM
Author: Magenta effete friendly grandma patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45454729)



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Date: February 19th, 2023 9:39 AM
Author: heady boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45953756)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: violent impressive internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48156261)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:34 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249269)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

753 BC - Rodilius, construction foreman on the new urban infrastructure project, assures Romulus and Remus that work "should be substantially completed by the end of the day."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26444588)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Galvanic point candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527661)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon

REALLY underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33086570)



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Date: October 3rd, 2014 3:23 AM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

November 2, 1948 - Thomas K. Rudolph, assistant managing editor of the Chicago Tribune, chuckles as he leafs through the Gallup poll results, satisfied that "no shithead Missouri dirt farmer" would disrupt the next morning's headline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26448258)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Trip fiercely-loyal ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490958)



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Date: October 4th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: Cerebral chocolate parlour sneaky criminal

http://imgon.net/di-3DX4.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26457951)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: Trip fiercely-loyal ticket booth

July 21st, 1959: Comfortably wearing a pink angora sweater, Edward D. Rudolph, Jr. sits back and imagines the money his sci-fi/horror epic will bring in at the box office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527583)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: Galvanic point candlestick maker

lol. great moniker, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527656)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Trip fiercely-loyal ticket booth

TYTY. Yours has always given me joy as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527663)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: Galvanic point candlestick maker

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527702)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: Galvanic point candlestick maker

2014. Jean Cluade Rudolph, a junior official from Belgium working for the WHO in Africa, uses a series of glottal clicks to communicate to the natives that the high protein content, ready availability, and relative safety of bushmeat makes it a nutritious and economical dietary supplement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527697)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: Trip fiercely-loyal ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527709)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 1:00 PM
Author: Magenta effete friendly grandma patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31222790)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Hilarious aggressive windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913679)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:35 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249283)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 3:16 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

December 1, 2014 - Rudolph again swears he can go cold turkey, penning another heartfelt goodbye poast to the legions of misfits that mock his every wager.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&mc=268&forum_id=2#25879434

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26872121)



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Date: April 10th, 2015 12:14 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27664301)



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Date: February 28th, 2016 3:02 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

lol again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#29936769)



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Date: July 13th, 2020 3:55 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

lol again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40600788)



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Date: August 20th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

yup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40785320)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:35 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249286)



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Date: January 20th, 2021 2:47 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4744557&mc=27&forum_id=2

jesus fucking christ, again? rudolph, give your fucking balls a tug and just accept that you really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41792299)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:14 AM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

January 2, 2015 - University of Oregon defensive line coach Rudolph Aiken draws up a scheme for the National Championship Game heavy on pass coverage, reasoning that his front four would "easily stand their own" against Ohio State's offensive line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107438)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:32 PM
Author: Jet Bespoke Pit Dopamine

I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778714)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:59 AM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

November 10, 1975 - National Weather Service forecaster John H. McRudolph radios "all clear on the downbound route" to the Duluth/Superior shipping fleet, confident his models were overstating the severity of the approaching storm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107938)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:06 AM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

June 16, 1551 - Edmunde Foullon de Rudolphe, royal advisor to the House of Valois, assures King Henri II that participation in the upcoming tournament is "necessary to sow the strong image that will reap years of healthy rule."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107963)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 12:04 PM
Author: Galvanic point candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27286023)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Glittery Tripping Toilet Seat Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778363)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

September 1900 - Samuel Bartlett Rudolph, attorney to Thomas "Black Jack" Ketchum, reassures his client that "nobody is going to hang you just for stopping an engine."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27109805)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: Poppy impertinent athletic conference

February 1, 2015 - Seattle Seahawks Head Coach Rudolph Carroll spurns Darrell Bevell's suggestion to ride Marshawn Lynch on a 1-yard draw to a second straight Super Bowl title, instead favoring a quick slant into the end zone, arguing that "worst case, it's an incomplete pass and we'll still have our final timeout in order to run Lynch on 3rd and 4th downs."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27248523)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: Galvanic point candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27286030)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: Canary Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27599637)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Trip fiercely-loyal ticket booth

September 17, 1944: Lieutenant-General Rudolph Horrocks tells his men of the XXX Corps to stop for afternoon tea. "We have the time," he says. "I'm sure the airborne forces haven't met with complications at Arnhem."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27602266)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Poppy impertinent athletic conference

June 12, 1981: Harvey Rudolph, M.D. and board-certified dermatologist, was examining a 15 year old female. Upon seeing a mole on her upper lip, he noted to her mother that "while I'm not particularly worried that it may become skin cancer, it's better to be safe than sorry. And in any case, your daughter Cindy will almost surely be glad that it was removed, you know, for aesthetic purposes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28485709)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 11:12 AM
Author: sepia psychic step-uncle's house

Cot damn. Cindy Crawford is almost 50?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490336)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 11:12 AM
Author: sepia psychic step-uncle's house

August 6, 1945: Ching Chong Rudolph in Hiroshima, Japan. Hey, check out that pretty falling star.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490339)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:34 PM
Author: Jet Bespoke Pit Dopamine

okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778723)



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Date: April 3rd, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: onyx indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#30193710)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: Trip fiercely-loyal ticket booth

December 6, 1969--After being turned away from the stage by The Rolling Stones' security, Rudolph Hunter grabs his revolver and heads back, because "those pansies will know who's boss now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490951)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: sepia psychic step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490957)



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Date: August 7th, 2015 8:14 PM
Author: big duck-like half-breed puppy

1978 -- New York Giants offensive coordinator Antonio Rudolph rebuffs quarterback Joe Piscarik's offer to kneel to run out the clock, saying "Don't be a pussy; give the ball to Csonka and tell him to run over that faggot Edwards!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28504056)



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Date: August 10th, 2015 9:32 AM
Author: sepia psychic step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28519631)



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Date: August 10th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: sepia psychic step-uncle's house

November 20, 1960 -- Frank Rudolph Gifford in the huddle: THROW ME THE BALL! That faggot Chuck Bednarik is slow. I've been beating him like a drum all day. RIP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28519637)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Slap-happy resort headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32139027)



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Date: October 20th, 2015 12:04 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

August 2006 - Convinced her alcohol problems were "just a phase," music industry manager Mark Rudolph helps client Amy Winehouse pen a catchy retort to his colleagues "trying to make her go to rehab."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#29005857)



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Date: October 20th, 2015 12:09 PM
Author: Poppy impertinent athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#29005883)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:06 PM
Author: motley sooty brethren

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#29695310)



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Date: February 28th, 2016 3:25 PM
Author: Appetizing Fear-inspiring Plaza

July 14, 2015: During a meeting to discuss campaign strategy, Steven Rudolph Jr. assures Jeb Bush that Donald Trump's unexpected surge in the polls could only be a good thing for the campaign and should be allowed to play out.

"Don't worry, our fundamentals are far better than Trump's," he says, while opening a Five-Hour Energy for another late night of work. "Besides, other than immigration, what can he even attack us on?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#29936927)



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Date: April 3rd, 2016 12:46 PM
Author: Magenta effete friendly grandma patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#30193671)



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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:25 AM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31474025)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:04 AM
Author: aphrodisiac tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31780893)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32129502)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:37 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency

LMAO 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249307)



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Date: April 3rd, 2016 12:51 PM
Author: Magenta effete friendly grandma patrolman

December 13th, 1963 New Bedford, Mass.

Rudolph Hathaway, several years after receiving stock in the Berkshire Hathaway Textile company after his family's mill was acquired, decides to dispose of his entire stake, amounting to 3% of the outstanding shares, on the open marketplace at $19.50.

When questioned by his broker, Hathaway cited that he was uncomfortable with the recent change in the management of the company and that he was skeptical of the new leadership's attempt to diversify into the life insurance business: "What's this failing textile company gonna do in the long term? That new young Buffett guy who just took it over is probably gonna run it into the ground - he doesn't even have experience in the rag trade!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#30193696)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: aphrodisiac tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31780903)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: concupiscible menage corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917200)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:38 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249317)



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Date: September 14th, 2016 11:03 AM
Author: scarlet mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31404625)



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Date: September 23rd, 2016 2:11 AM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

New England 27, Houston 0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31472661)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 4:28 PM
Author: Submissive shaky parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31698841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 1:15 AM
Author: Twinkling depressive generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31791598)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

November 4, 2016 - Clinton campaign field office manager Jeff Rudolph contentedly sips a latte in his Philadelphia operations center, the latest polls affirming that his white Rust Belt audience considered racism and misogyny a more compelling message than their own economic wellbeing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31918493)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 8:17 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

November 6, 2016 - Staffer JaMichael K. Rudolph of the Detroit field office issues his own report to his superiors at the HRC campaign, stating that black turnout in Michigan's inner cities would be high enough for Clinton to carry the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31918535)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 8:43 PM
Author: buck-toothed startling lodge ceo

November 9, 2016. Venkatesh Ponnurudolph, the ADA project chief programmer, schedules a series of post-election interviews with the tech press explaining how "big data made Hillary's smart campaign invincible."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32133335)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32133485)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Stimulating Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32139002)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Trip fiercely-loyal ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913487)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:38 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249323)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:16 PM
Author: Provocative Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296971)



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Date: November 17th, 2016 11:07 PM
Author: buck-toothed startling lodge ceo

From: Senator Harry Reidolph

To: hilldawg@wjcoffice.com

For fuck's sake, Hill, stop worrying about this filibuster shit. It's gone and those Republican dorks are toast for at least one more presidential cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31937712)



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Date: January 26th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: rose kink-friendly keepsake machete

122 AD: Senator Rudolph irate that Roman taxes will pay for Hadrian's wall, maintains it's an engineering impossibility that the barbarians won't respect anyway. Opines behind closed doors that Hadrian just hasn't met the right woman yet and once he does he'll chill the fuck out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32464102)



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Date: March 16th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: Canary Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32844191)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: Trip fiercely-loyal ticket booth

March 23, 2017: Republican Congressman Rudolph 'Rudy' Haveril of Arizona expresses his 'unqualified support' for his party's healthcare reform proposal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913495)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:26 PM
Author: peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon

this entire thread is an uninflated 180, holy fuck

shit like this is why i still come back to this boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913711)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Canary Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913748)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: Submissive shaky parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929245)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:39 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249327)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: Comical rehab pozpig

Palaeopharsalos, Greece, 48 BCE.

After months of sporadic clashes with the forces of one Gaius Julius Caesar, the army of Gnaeus Pompeius Rudolfus has them surrounded and cut off from supplies. Although they have nearly four times as many troops and could easily wait for the rebels to starve, Rudolfus listens to the advice of his fellow senators that he should mop them up so they can all return to Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929306)



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Date: October 3rd, 2019 6:23 PM
Author: peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38925622)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: Massive chapel

REDDITALERT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929797)



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Date: September 4th, 2017 9:55 AM
Author: Lavender office roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34134127)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

May 29, 1830 - Rudoquoyah, Cherokee tribesman, passionately voices his support for negotiating with the state of Georgia over the tribe's land, asking rhetorically "What do you think the white savages will do - forcibly march us beyond the West?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33080020)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

June 25, 1876: Thathanka Rudolanhpa (Wagers-With-Heavens), Hunkpapa scout for the 7th Cavalry Regiment, informs General George Armstrong Custer that the Sioux encampment at Little Bighorn "can't be more than 800 braves, and the Greasy Grass hill is the perfect high ground to mount an attack."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33080111)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

May 22, 2010 - Papa John's delivery boy Albert Einstein Rudolph audibly scoffs at his customer's suggestion of taking a tip in Bitcoin, preferring hard currency he could spend on beer to some faggy magic internet beans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792443)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: Chest-beating Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792453)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Chest-beating Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792490)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: startled carmine station mexican

636 A.D. General Rodolphius of the Eastern Roman Empire ignores pleas to defend the Syrian borders and reports to Emperor Heraclius that everything is fine since they defeated Luis's army and dismisses the Arab army invading as "a bunch of weird dorks"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34928533)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:16 PM
Author: startled carmine station mexican

1895: Italian General Rodolfo Faggieri reports there is "no way in hell" they need reinforcements against "a bunch of niggers in loinclothes" in Abyssinia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34928542)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:39 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249329)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: startled carmine station mexican

1941: Soviet spy Rodzianko aka "Rudolph" reports to Stalin that there is a better chance of Britain surrendering than Hitler invading the USSR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34928555)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: startled carmine station mexican

1984 Portland Trail Blazers Draft Room, a scout by name of Rudolph states: "This jordan fag is a twink. What we NEED is a center down low that can punish defenders!"

2007 Portland Trail Blazers Draft Room: Special Assistant to the GM Rudolph Jr.: "This Durant kid is a twink. What we NEED is a center down low that can punish defenders!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34928579)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:39 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249332)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: startled carmine station mexican

1218 AD: The Emperor of the Khwarezmid Empire, Al-Ruudolf Muhammad II sees the NOWAG envoys from some TTT Nomadic tribes sent to "trade" with them. Seeing that they're jsut TTT Nowag NOMADS reeking of goat milk, he kills some of the and insults them by shaving their beards and calls them NOWAGS and sends them back to their khan, with some weird chink name like CHINKGIS or some shit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34930062)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:18 PM
Author: startled carmine station mexican

November 8, 1989, East Berlin. Rudolph Schmidt, tired of his life in communist East Germany, tries to cross the border into West Berlin and gets shot by the guards. The next day, the Wall falls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34930081)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Wonderful public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#36628193)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#35716699)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 6:21 AM
Author: yellow charismatic market legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#35922936)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: concupiscible menage corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#36027978)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

May 18, 2011 - French statesman Henri Depussy-Rudolphe audibly scoffs at a Paris street preacher's warning that "Notre Dame herself will burn with shame at her country's acceptance of these invaders," farting silently on the man as he passes towards his office to finish drafting a proposal to assist the assimilation of Muslim refugees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38119754)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 4:02 PM
Author: hairraiser address

August 3, 2016: Hillary Rudolph Clinton assures her husband that "Wisconsin is a lock — we don't need to campaign there."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38120012)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:50 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

June 1779 - Rudesino Tilly, Spanish artillery master, assures his leader Martin Alvarez de Sotomayor that Gibraltar will take no time at all to fall before their fleet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38335885)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:51 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

A/N - in another sim glitch, the names are 100% real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38335894)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 11:25 AM
Author: unholy gold degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38674633)



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Date: October 3rd, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Submissive shaky parlor

Still an excellent thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38925619)



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Date: October 6th, 2019 8:23 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

well, that kills it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38939056)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 2:42 PM
Author: peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707324)



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Date: January 2nd, 2020 2:05 PM
Author: peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39365278)



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Date: March 5th, 2020 3:32 PM
Author: Aquamarine adventurous field idiot

February 1, 2020 - CDC's Dr. Messonnier-Rodolphe rebukes alarmist reports on the novel virus, stating "China's coronavirus is unlikely to cross the oceans so we see a low probability of community spread. There is no need for sending out test kits at the moment."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39701794)



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Date: March 29th, 2020 8:40 PM
Author: Dark passionate university alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39895028)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 2:42 PM
Author: peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707322)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:31 PM
Author: Glittery Tripping Toilet Seat Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707599)



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Date: March 10th, 2020 1:25 AM
Author: Curious filthy hall

January 20, 1347 Kaffa: Viktor Rudolphoyvch, upon seeing his fellow Crimeans fall ill, decides to take a vacation to Italy, remarking, “it’s just like the flu.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39727370)



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Date: March 29th, 2020 8:37 PM
Author: Outnumbered floppy volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39895011)



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Date: April 18th, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40042604)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 11:56 PM
Author:  maroon native gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40483854)



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Date: July 24th, 2020 2:54 AM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

lol. in another 180 simglitch, the moniker autopseudonymizer rach built tagged all JCM's poasts ITT as "Ungodly Odious Bbw."

Date: March 25th, 2017 12:26 PM

Author: Ungodly Odious Bbw

this entire thread is an uninflated 180, holy fuck

shit like this is why i still come back to this boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40653658)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:40 AM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249337)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:48 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

1738 - Rappahannock youth Oliver Augustine Rudolph counsels his young friend George to "just hide the hatchet and blame the cherry tree thing on the Locke kid."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40690517)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:00 AM
Author: hairraiser address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41248978)



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Date: December 26th, 2020 2:20 PM
Author: concupiscible menage corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41619204)



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Date: March 9th, 2021 3:47 PM
Author: mewling pea-brained area haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#42075610)



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Date: March 10th, 2021 7:43 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Casino

1919:

President Rhudrow Wilson, shamed by being derisively referred to in the media as "Kaiser Wilson," reasons that "another constitutional amendment won't hurt anyone" and calls a special session of congress to make sure it gets through.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#42082347)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 10:17 AM
Author: Curious filthy hall

November 2020, Dr. Tony Rudolphi assures the United States that mRNA vaccines are 95% effective against COVID-19 infection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43235765)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: Curious filthy hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48451098)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: disrespectful idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296734)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:36 PM
Author:  turquoise cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44156006)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 4:21 PM
Author: Bright mind-boggling stage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44180027)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 1:18 AM
Author: sepia psychic step-uncle's house

Feb. 2022: To Be Fair Rudolph predicts Kyiv will fall in 48 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44182535)



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Date: June 26th, 2022 1:16 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44747499)



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Date: August 8th, 2022 2:25 AM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

September 3, 1968 - Frustrated with their lack of success leading cross-border attacks against Israel, Narud Al-Fatah suggests to Yasser Arafat and George Habash that it would be "much easier if we just turned around and took over all of Jordan instead."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44980446)



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Date: August 8th, 2022 2:37 AM
Author: hairraiser address

May 10, 1941 - Deputy Führer Rudolf Hess flies to Scotland, confident that his planned attempt to negotiate with the British will win him the praise and respect of Adolf Hitler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44980470)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 2:58 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

January 23, 1959 - Ural Polytechnic Institute student Semyon Rudolyovich smugly flaunts the route book for his upcoming trek to the rest of the student hiking club members, none of whom were selected for the Grade III certification expedition led by his friend and comrade Igor Dyatlov.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45604698)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 1:33 PM
Author:  coffee pot trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45617341)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 1:47 PM
Author: wild private investor

Lol at you spending half a day sorting through threads to find this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45617401)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 1:50 PM
Author:  coffee pot trust fund

Lol It was at the top of a search for Rudolph you stupid kike faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45617418)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 1:57 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

December 11, 2022 - Smugly satisfied that it would alleviate the mocking he was being subjected to, longtime XO regular Frank Lloyd Wrongdolph bumps an old thread, reasoning that no poaster would ever be associated with incorrectness to the extent Rudolph was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45617453)



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Date: March 9th, 2023 8:44 PM
Author:  crotch stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#46031820)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 1:46 AM
Author: peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#46317113)



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Date: June 22nd, 2023 3:33 PM
Author: Provocative Reading Party

05/08/2018 - While discussing different controller options with a Best Buy employee, OceanGate Expeditions founder and CEO Stockton Rush brusquely says "Look dude, I'm a Princeton Engineer. The Logitech controller is just as good as the PS4 authentic. Ok? I'm on a budget and I'm not paying an extra $40 for name brand."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#46460103)



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Date: June 22nd, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#46460113)



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Date: December 24th, 2023 1:26 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

December 2013 - Regular Autoadmit poaster and target of derision Rudolph, an aging Philadelphia-area lawyer and losing sports gambler, makes another prediction on the site, nihilistically confident that in ten years XO will no longer exist and all memory of his participation will be lost to the wind like the scattered seeds of a once-proud dandelion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#47208977)



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Date: January 1st, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

Jan 1, 2024 -

Rudolph doubles down on his pre-game prediction that he's "never been more sure of anything than 'Bama over Michigan" by smugly shitting on J.J. McCarthy and confidently stating the quarterback would throw a game-ending pick with 4 minutes left, leading McCarthy to engineer the game-tying drive after 26 minutes of second-half offensive futility, go on to win the game in overtime, and be awarded the Rose Bowl Offensive MVP award.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#47237849)



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Date: January 1st, 2024 8:46 PM
Author:  maroon native gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#47237799)



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Date: September 6th, 2024 1:39 PM
Author: peach splenetic meetinghouse quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48056942)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: Lake soul-stirring really tough guy

December 24, year unknown - Rudolph sobs at his hideous visage in the mirrored surface of a frozen North Pole lake, traumatized by the understanding that his prominent facial disfigurement would prevent him from ever achieving the respect of his peers and that he would be quickly forgotten once gone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48451041)



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Date: December 30th, 2024 7:44 AM
Author: yellow charismatic market legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48500699)