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Sim glitch - crocodiles do not age, cannot die of old age

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Same with lobsters
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Why isn't some billionaire trying to grow the biggest croc?
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So do zoo crocs live forever? If not, what kills them? A ran...
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Outside of Chuck Norris - nothing kills them
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Any animal that lives long enough will eventually cop some s...
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why don't we grow a huge one in a lab
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this is hard to do when you go home at 3 pm
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The crocs maed it and proved age is fraud
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Thats fucking crazy So zoo crocs are gonna grow to be 30 ...
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also turtles and they often live longer than human beings
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Croc: immortal You: experience age discrimination at 40. ki...
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lmao. 40? try like 33.
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Date: June 7th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: anal titillating death wish

http://awesci.com/crocodiles-do-not-die/

Crocodiles have no such thing as old age. A 7-year-old crocodile is as good as a 70-year-old one in terms of agility and other life parameters. Aging has no effect on them. Although they can’t die of natural aging, they also can’t live forever. Nature has a way of killing them. The way they die is out of starvation or if they contract a disease.

They keep growing throughout their lifespan and they require more and more food. So, as they keep getting older they need a lot more food. When that amount of food is unavailable, they die from starvation. That is the reason we don’t see 1000 year old crocodiles that are 50 feet long. Still, see what this hunter shot in Australia in the year 1957 – It was an 8.1 m (28 feet) long crocodile!

https://www.quora.com/Are-crocodiles-biologically-immortal

New research at Yale has provided strong evidence that recombiant DNA combined with symbiotic bacteria allow for immortality of crocodiles. Experiments with accelerated aging have shown that crocodiles show no appreciable signs of mortality at effective ages of over 2000 years.

http://biology.stackexchange.com/questions/5203/do-crocodiles-age

Do Crocodilians undergo senescence (show signs of aging)? Well, if this study from "Gerontology" written by Patnaik BK in 1994 is to believed... Maybe not.

Evidences and mechanisms of rapid or negligible senescence in reptiles are still fragmentary and unclear... neither the increase in mortality rate and accumulation of lipofuscin nor the reproductive senility have been shown conclusively in ageing reptile populations.



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Date: June 7th, 2016 9:17 PM
Author: Gay supple range antidepressant drug

Same with lobsters

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Date: June 7th, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Ruddy Institution Toilet Seat

Why isn't some billionaire trying to grow the biggest croc?

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Date: June 7th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: olive cruise ship

POTUS TRUMP in front of a football field length tank covered by a curtain:

"illegal immigrants have been saying I treat them too harshly with my deportation policies. you know what? that's a crock! they want a crock, i'll give 'em one!"

*yanks curtain*

*crowd screams and stampedes*

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Date: June 8th, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: Cerise dingle berry



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Date: June 8th, 2016 12:35 PM
Author: charcoal charismatic theater



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Date: October 28th, 2017 4:46 PM
Author: flushed vivacious station kitty cat

*POTUS TRUMP XIIIII

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Date: October 28th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: Cheese-eating masturbator



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Date: June 7th, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Copper Set Double Fault

what the fuck

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Date: June 7th, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: spectacular nowag genital piercing

fma

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Date: June 7th, 2016 9:20 PM
Author: Cracking alcoholic school cafeteria cuck

So do zoo crocs live forever? If not, what kills them? A random illness?

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Date: June 7th, 2016 9:35 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Coral Community Account Kitty

That's what it said. Either disease or inability to eat enough to survive, as they keep growing.

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Date: June 8th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Razzle chartreuse house

i presume the zookeepers would be able to find enough food to sustain it at any size.

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Date: June 7th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: House-broken Pale Prole Immigrant

Outside of Chuck Norris - nothing kills them

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Date: June 8th, 2016 12:38 PM
Author: Low-t Library

Any animal that lives long enough will eventually cop some sort of cancer, just through sheer chance

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Date: June 7th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Cerise dingle berry

why don't we grow a huge one in a lab

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Date: October 28th, 2017 4:38 PM
Author: Impressive Jew

this is hard to do when you go home at 3 pm

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Date: June 7th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: chestnut bat-shit-crazy idea he suggested organic girlfriend

The crocs maed it and proved age is fraud

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Date: June 7th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Ruddy Institution Toilet Seat



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Date: June 7th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: tripping party of the first part public bath



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Date: October 28th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: impertinent brindle brethren business firm



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Date: June 7th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: frozen crotch

Thats fucking crazy

So zoo crocs are gonna grow to be 30 feet +?

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Date: June 7th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: sexy whorehouse

And if you die you's a buster 'cause real niggas don't die

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Date: June 7th, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Disgusting crackhouse

also turtles and they often live longer than human beings

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Date: June 7th, 2016 9:42 PM
Author: French wrinkle

explains why they never evolved from dino level. Why evolve when you never fucking age

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Date: June 7th, 2016 9:58 PM
Author: anal titillating death wish



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Date: June 8th, 2016 12:03 PM
Author: flatulent national security agency ape



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Date: June 8th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: ivory property

dinosaurs are flame man. Can't believe people actually believe that shit.

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Date: June 8th, 2016 11:56 AM
Author: anal titillating death wish



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Date: June 8th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Hyperventilating goyim plaza

Croc: immortal

You: experience age discrimination at 40. killself at 45.

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Date: June 8th, 2016 12:36 PM
Author: apoplectic misanthropic indirect expression private investor

lmao.

40? try like 33.

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Date: June 8th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Razzle chartreuse house

Maybe deep down, I'm afraid of any Apex Predator that lived through the KT Extinction. Physically unchanged for a hundred million years because it's the perfect killing machine: a half ton of coldblooded fury with the bite force of twenty-thousand newtons and a stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hooves. And immortal.

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Date: June 8th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: Cerise dingle berry



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Date: June 8th, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: primrose histrionic multi-billionaire

Archer?

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Date: June 8th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Razzle chartreuse house

y

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Date: June 8th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: primrose histrionic multi-billionaire

=)

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Date: June 8th, 2016 12:46 PM
Author: exhilarant heaven

they also have a ridiculously powerful immune system. their blood is highly infection-resistant, it might as well be rubbing alcohol.

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Date: October 28th, 2017 4:39 PM
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Date: June 8th, 2016 12:36 PM
Author: iridescent theatre

So wait. the idea that DNA degrades with each cell regeneration is not due to random error over time but rather a built in feature?

Seems that adjusting human DNA to make perfect copies (or even more perfect) copies each time (but halting growth) is not that far away.

They probably can do it now. 90% certain Elon Musk has people working on this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3246939&forum_id=2#30652888)



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Date: June 8th, 2016 12:46 PM
Author: anal titillating death wish

titcr. crazy shit

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Date: June 8th, 2016 12:54 PM
Author: flatulent national security agency ape



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Date: June 8th, 2016 12:59 PM
Author: Grizzly angry office potus

after letting women vote.

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Date: June 8th, 2016 1:33 PM
Author: anal titillating death wish



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Date: June 8th, 2016 1:01 PM
Author: exhilarant heaven



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Date: October 28th, 2017 4:46 PM
Author: flushed vivacious station kitty cat

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Date: June 8th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Cerise dingle berry



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Date: October 28th, 2017 4:52 PM
Author: lemon senate police squad

Aging is largely not about stochastic DNA damage. If people lived for hundreds or thousands of years, this type of damage would eventually cause death. It is very unlikely to matter much in a normal human lifespan though.

Aging is mostly the result of epigenetic changes to the genome. They can see this through the generation of induced pluripotent stem cells. The epigenetic clock can be reset and old cells end up looking almost exactly like young ones. Aging is either programmed or the result of a process like antagonistic pleiotropy, where developmental genes eventually cause cellular dysfunction.

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Date: June 8th, 2016 1:35 PM
Author: Bateful Autistic School Hunting Ground

Their like the opposite of white women

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Date: June 8th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: anal titillating death wish



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Date: June 8th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Dull Nibblets International Law Enforcement Agency

ah, great, another shitty reddit comment chain addition ripped off and reposted here. the endless degradation of XO continues undeterred.

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Date: June 8th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: anal titillating death wish

lisped the pumo who should gas himself

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