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Karate kicked the face shield right off female Sprouts cashier (chilmata)

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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:50 PM
Author: Slate dead digit ratio

Yeah I'm banned from all San Diego county locations but I figured with the mask requirement i could get away with it. Drove my Dodge Charger up to Carlsbad and went to their location up there off Rancho Santa Fe blvd. Its a chill drive with some nice scenery. Anyway I brought my cart up to the stand and started loading my stuff on the carousel as the customer in front paid. The customer noticed and angrily said "can you please keep his items 6 feet from mine". I informed her that I'm a lawyer and the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula. Then the cashier butted in and said "sir please keep your items in your cart until asked." This got me furious bros. I doubled down and started piling my shit on there at rapid speed. The clerk then grabbed my container of almond milk and threw it into my cart, spilling it everywhere. I lost it, i got into horse stance and told her exactly what would happen next if she didnt back off. She tried to put my wifes cocoa butter & extra large tampons back in the cart and I roundhouse kicked her face shield right off her head. I made no contact with her head so legally I know I'm in the clear. I left and went to Stater Bros and did my shopping there where I'm appreciated.

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Date: July 16th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: Coral diverse pistol step-uncle's house



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:46 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:57 PM
Author: pink curious institution

180! Especially liked the legal analysis.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:15 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:58 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:58 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:59 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:59 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:03 PM
Author: laughsome doobsian locale



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:04 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Whorehouse



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:04 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:08 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: concupiscible nowag church



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:12 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy razzmatazz mood



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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:32 PM
Author: Sienna School Cafeteria Hunting Ground

I drive a Challenger not a Charger.

I don’t eat arugula or almond milk.

It was a crescent kick.

The rest of the story is true.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:55 PM
Author: Stirring stag film volcanic crater



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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:59 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:00 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:09 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:12 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:22 PM
Author: wonderful love of her life

Lost it at extra large tampons

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:26 PM
Author: laughsome doobsian locale

“This got me furious bros.”

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: arrogant market

I miss Stater Bros, actually. One of the few things from California I do miss.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:25 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:39 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:40 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:40 AM
Author: insane fear-inspiring church building



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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:42 AM
Author: galvanic amber jew public bath

the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula

180

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Date: July 16th, 2020 12:24 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 1:22 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 1:24 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 6:14 PM
Author: Wine balding alpha blood rage



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Date: July 17th, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: Wine balding alpha blood rage



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: Angry stock car heaven



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:45 PM
Author: trip filthpig

180

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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: concupiscible nowag church



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Date: August 11th, 2020 12:48 PM
Author: hateful personal credit line

🚨 🚨 🚨 sprouts trending on twitter rn🚨🚨🚨

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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:19 PM
Author: Slate dead digit ratio



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Date: January 13th, 2021 12:15 PM
Author: supple twinkling uncleanness



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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:22 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle lake theatre pozpig



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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:25 PM
Author: Green boyish half-breed

Laughed at this a dozen times now

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Date: February 10th, 2021 9:52 PM
Author: Slate dead digit ratio



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Date: February 10th, 2021 9:53 PM
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Date: February 19th, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: Sienna School Cafeteria Hunting Ground

This is hilarious.

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Date: February 19th, 2021 11:54 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle lake theatre pozpig



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Date: October 6th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: supple twinkling uncleanness



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Date: October 6th, 2022 4:59 PM
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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:00 PM
Author: Cracking Puppy Stage



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:00 PM
Author: Iridescent Odious Trust Fund

who was it who did all these chilmata parodies?

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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:05 PM
Author: Slate dead digit ratio

Me

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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:38 PM
Author: Cracking Puppy Stage

flw

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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: Stimulating autistic therapy



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:24 PM
Author: Green boyish half-breed

I think about "got into horse stance" pretty regularly and it cracks me the fuck up. This is a 180 thread and best of breed chillmata parody.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2#45291568)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:17 AM
Author: bronze crotch locus



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:26 AM
Author: Slate dead digit ratio



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:37 PM
Author: supple twinkling uncleanness



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 4:28 AM
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 5:30 AM
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 8:31 AM
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