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Toward a Consensus Philosophy of Shit Eating

Somewhere there must exist a line that delineates the "...
razzle-dazzle rigor giraffe
  06/23/04
one trillion
carmine newt menage
  06/23/04
true for the most part
French fanboi
  06/23/04
agreed. shit is only hot if it comes from an asian woman, pr...
Spectacular abnormal feces sound barrier
  09/26/05
Everybody say "Hello" to the dean of YLS.
histrionic yapping market hairy legs
  06/23/04
i think you're trying too hard
Disgusting cruel-hearted national
  06/23/04
This is beyond refinement. 180. Just brilliant.
confused coldplay fan factory reset button
  06/23/04
i feel wrong for this turning me on a little.
Mewling temple
  06/27/04
boys are disgusting..this is revolting but sort of amazing..
cheese-eating dopamine persian
  07/19/05
bump. because this is a gem and is going seemingly unapprec...
carmine newt menage
  06/23/04
that's because there is nothing left to say once perfection ...
Beady-eyed Ape Cumskin
  06/23/04
I think this thread needs that shit-eating story that pops u...
excitant black athletic conference stage
  06/23/04
by request
Disgusting cruel-hearted national
  06/23/04
It isn't supposed to have paragraph breaks.
carmine newt menage
  06/23/04
This can be like the King James Version or something.
excitant black athletic conference stage
  06/23/04
not sure what that has to do with anything
Disgusting cruel-hearted national
  06/23/04
It has everything to do with everything. You doctored it. ...
carmine newt menage
  06/23/04
simple cut and paste from numerous previous posts really,...
Disgusting cruel-hearted national
  06/23/04
A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown,...
carmine newt menage
  06/23/04
Since this is the seminal work on the topic, it needs a name...
excitant black athletic conference stage
  06/23/04
Coprophilia. Not coprophobia. (Wasn't that a TMBG song?)...
razzle-dazzle rigor giraffe
  06/23/04
My bad, of course. My biases show through. EDIT: I'm an i...
excitant black athletic conference stage
  06/23/04
The Brownesday Book. The Scatolonomicon.
histrionic yapping market hairy legs
  06/23/04
Fuck, my earlier post should have been Restatement (Third...
excitant black athletic conference stage
  06/23/04
Restatement (Turd) of Splats
Self-centered juggernaut
  12/02/05
Oh yeaaa, DP.
histrionic yapping market hairy legs
  06/23/04
One question for Thea or others who know more about ass sex ...
confused coldplay fan factory reset button
  06/23/04
That makes sense, but I know from those times I fucked mysel...
razzle-dazzle rigor giraffe
  06/23/04
Mentadent?
confused coldplay fan factory reset button
  07/07/04
Jesus, no. Aqua Fresh.
razzle-dazzle rigor giraffe
  07/07/04
Just making sure. You keep refering to a pump, and I just d...
confused coldplay fan factory reset button
  07/07/04
Just put a condom on it. The only sharp edge is the top o...
razzle-dazzle rigor giraffe
  07/07/04
I don't know about that. There are plenty of things with ro...
confused coldplay fan factory reset button
  07/07/04
Possibly, but the penetration also loosens her bowels and an...
histrionic yapping market hairy legs
  06/23/04
Spellbinding. Bump.
Avocado bisexual messiness
  06/26/04
"Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.&...
cocky ivory theater stage
  06/26/04
bump
razzle-dazzle rigor giraffe
  07/07/04
Cripes, this was gold.
histrionic yapping market hairy legs
  07/07/04
Karl Rove plods along with approximately one quarter of this...
confused coldplay fan factory reset button
  11/07/04
I weep.
Azure hairraiser chapel
  11/07/04
bumparoo
excitant black athletic conference stage
  12/06/04
As a TTTshiteatingfaggot, I agree strenuously and wholeheart...
cocky ivory theater stage
  12/06/04
Shut the fuck up you fuckingTTTshiteatingfaggot
irradiated navy pit
  12/06/04
I had a long coversation last night with random people on a ...
confused coldplay fan factory reset button
  12/06/04
He *is* a fucking moron. I'm glad you bumped this because...
Talented topaz parlor main people
  12/06/04
Hi! What exactly do you mean by rectal mucus? As in, sec...
confused coldplay fan factory reset button
  12/06/04
You're probably right on that point. Yes, I gathered from...
Talented topaz parlor main people
  12/06/04
I can't say I've ever experienced it. The ass I've eaten is...
confused coldplay fan factory reset button
  12/06/04
Must have been a literary device. Thanks.
Talented topaz parlor main people
  12/06/04
To clarify, it is a very wet experience. I just haven't e...
confused coldplay fan factory reset button
  07/19/05
When you say "hot" do you mean it in the same cont...
jet-lagged ruddy doctorate
  12/06/04
Fucking brilliant.
Yellow fear-inspiring marketing idea
  12/06/04
You law guys are so feaking predictable ! This type of w...
contagious point
  12/06/04
Obvious? Sarcasm?
Talented topaz parlor main people
  12/06/04
This thread was obviously meant to be ironic. I don't see ho...
contagious point
  12/06/04
There is nothing ironic about the original post.
confused coldplay fan factory reset button
  12/06/04
He's talking about something taht most people would find dis...
contagious point
  12/06/04
Isn't that your ENTIRE SHTICK?
alcoholic magenta gas station
  12/06/04
...
heady violent azn pisswyrm
  03/06/05
more feces indeed
excitant black athletic conference stage
  03/25/05
Bump for LeiTTTer.
confused coldplay fan factory reset button
  04/11/05
I still weep. Even if only chemically, robotically.
Galvanic resort dingle berry
  04/11/05
I'm surprised no one has mentioned santorum yet.
violent twisted cruise ship double fault
  05/01/05
...
obsidian private investor clown
  05/30/05
This thread should be made sticky.
Red Love Of Her Life Circlehead
  05/30/05
hi.
Supple lake headpube school
  06/16/05
Bump for Marcellus.
confused coldplay fan factory reset button
  07/19/05
Still a classic.
hyperactive exhilarant wagecucks stag film
  07/19/05
I've shared it with friends and family.
confused coldplay fan factory reset button
  07/19/05
You should print it out for those people on the deck. (see ...
hyperactive exhilarant wagecucks stag film
  07/19/05
Fucking prudes.
confused coldplay fan factory reset button
  07/19/05
...
confused coldplay fan factory reset button
  07/19/05
Never forget.
Yellow fear-inspiring marketing idea
  09/26/05
*tear*
Arousing Stead Party Of The First Part
  09/26/05
i wept. then i laughed. then i wept some more.
carmine newt menage
  09/26/05
I put it on the refrigerator, but the wife took it down b/c ...
Arousing Stead Party Of The First Part
  09/26/05
are you thea?
carmine newt menage
  09/26/05
If I was, you would feel my presence - alas you do not.
Arousing Stead Party Of The First Part
  09/26/05
Quite possibly the best post in the history of XO.
nofapping curious property
  09/26/05
top 5 for sure. i would say the all american football typ...
carmine newt menage
  09/26/05
what's the american football type?
180 know-it-all keepsake machete
  09/26/05
bumped "browsing around the library downtown" or s...
carmine newt menage
  09/26/05
"bowl of amalgamated come"
180 know-it-all keepsake machete
  09/26/05
my favorite part.
carmine newt menage
  09/26/05
I had never read this one before. This surely ranks as one o...
Bateful jade library
  09/26/05
Toward a Consensus Philosophy of Shit Eating Also, this o...
Arousing Stead Party Of The First Part
  09/26/05
LOL I'll edit my list. I totally forgot about that one.
Bateful jade library
  09/26/05
Never forget blackpeoplelikeporkchopsbecausetheyareshapedlik...
Citrine Blood Rage
  09/26/05
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=169439&mc=37...
Citrine Blood Rage
  09/26/05
fucking classic. edited.
Bateful jade library
  09/26/05
breaking point: threw turd at nigger today is the best thre...
Charismatic stock car
  04/30/06
...
dark corn cake
  12/02/05
philosophy > english
180 know-it-all keepsake machete
  12/05/05
classic bump
Concupiscible public bath
  12/22/05
consensus has been reached
180 know-it-all keepsake machete
  01/28/06
bump
excitant black athletic conference stage
  02/14/06
Happy Valentine's!
confused coldplay fan factory reset button
  02/14/06
for 174
180 know-it-all keepsake machete
  03/01/06
*weeps* I miss thea.
cracking lime locus
  03/01/06
...
Puce Preventive Strike
  04/30/06
1 fucking hundred
useless house associate
  04/30/06
overrated
Charismatic stock car
  04/30/06
fag
Arousing Stead Party Of The First Part
  03/14/07
...
Startled gold native
  05/26/06
...
wonderful faggot firefighter bawdyhouse
  06/05/06
...
Puce Preventive Strike
  07/11/06
...
Puce Preventive Strike
  08/04/06
gods and generals
Scarlet Travel Guidebook
  10/31/06
Let us bow our heads in silence and remember one of XOXO's g...
Puce Preventive Strike
  12/01/06
As illustrated in one of xo's greatest posts.
Diverse opaque hospital generalized bond
  12/05/06
Is the OP a published author yet?
Duck-like Glittery Crackhouse
  12/01/06
...
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  01/25/07
comparison bump
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  01/25/07
Never forget.
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  03/03/07
...
marvelous ladyboy
  03/15/07
I think this is teh appropiate place for this... http://w...
splenetic alpha
  03/15/07
bump
Self-absorbed Nursing Home Dragon
  04/21/07
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  05/04/07
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  07/04/07
Never forget.
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  08/08/07
...
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  10/31/07


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Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:29 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle rigor giraffe

Somewhere there must exist a line that delineates the "hot" forms of shit-eating from the "gross and disgusting" forms of shit-eating. I suggest that line can be found thusly:

Suppose there's an anal gang-bang going on. Some chick is on her knees, maybe strapped to a board on the floor by her ankles and wrists, and a couple dozen guys are running train on her asshole. Cock after cock makes its way into her rectum and fucks her insides out until it deposits a fresh hot load of cum deep in her bowels.

After several of the guys have had their turn, churning the growing jizzmix in her gut, now let's say she's released from the board and allowed to rear-back so the frothy contents of her colon flow out past her distended, useless sphincter and into a bowl on the floor.

And now suppose she raises the bowl to her lips and drinks the mixture down.

In the cleanest of circumstances, the contents of the bowl are likely to be the same pure whitish that they were when they first went into her ass. But more than likely, the aggressive backdoor pounding and multiple shapes, sizes and angles of thrust have almost certainly shaken loose a little fecal matter and given the bowl of amalgamated come an ever-so-slightly brownish tint.

Still, watching this asswhore gulp down two dozen loads of manjuice fresh from her ass with her own essence mixed in is undeniably hot.

But, if you simply add a couple rabbit pellets to the mix -- tiny turds the size of a pea or gumdrop that fall out of her stretched rear cavity along with the nut -- then somehow this whole idea appears to be unseemly all of a sudden.

Thus we can discern that the line from disgustingly hot to simply disgusting falls between these two fairly close poles.

In sum, I think it can be analogized to spices, like cinnamon or nutmeg. A light addition to add flavor, color and aroma is welcome. But nobody really wants to suck on a mouthful.

Agreement? Disagreement? Refinement?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#789951)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:30 PM
Author: carmine newt menage

one trillion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#789968)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:31 PM
Author: French fanboi
Subject: true for the most part

but the chick should be asian and the guys black

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#789980)





Date: September 26th, 2005 9:50 PM
Author: Spectacular abnormal feces sound barrier

agreed. shit is only hot if it comes from an asian woman, preferably japanese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912467)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:47 PM
Author: histrionic yapping market hairy legs

Everybody say "Hello" to the dean of YLS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790124)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:48 PM
Author: Disgusting cruel-hearted national

i think you're trying too hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790137)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 2:03 PM
Author: confused coldplay fan factory reset button

This is beyond refinement. 180. Just brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790253)





Date: June 27th, 2004 1:12 AM
Author: Mewling temple

i feel wrong for this turning me on a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#821115)





Date: July 19th, 2005 2:18 PM
Author: cheese-eating dopamine persian

boys are disgusting..this is revolting but sort of amazing..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3345782)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:38 PM
Author: carmine newt menage

bump. because this is a gem and is going seemingly unappreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790054)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:44 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Ape Cumskin

that's because there is nothing left to say once perfection has been articulated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790097)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:48 PM
Author: excitant black athletic conference stage

I think this thread needs that shit-eating story that pops up from time to time, you know, the one where the guy goes into the stall and finds a still-fresh crap.

You know, so that we can reach that consensus by having all the materials available to us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790140)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:49 PM
Author: Disgusting cruel-hearted national
Subject: by request

A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown, I had to take a piss. As I entered the john a big beautiful all-american football hero type, about twenty-five, came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was "straight" and married -- and in any case I was sure I wouldn't have a chance with him.

As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still warm from his sturdy young ass. I found not only the smell but the shit itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured.

The real prize was a great feast of turd -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as a man's wrist.

I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd always been a heavy rimmer and had lapped up more than one little clump of shit, but that had been just an inevitable part of eating ass and not an end in itself. Of course I'd had jerk-off fantasies of devouring great loads of it (what rimmer hasn't), but I had never done it. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of the world's handsomest young stud.

Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to shit without the benefit of a digestive tract? I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it smelled. I've found since then that shit nearly almost does.

I hesitated no longer. I shoved the fucking thing as far into my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big brown cock, beating my meat like a madman. I wanted to completely engulf it and bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense, bittersweet flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in the bowl had chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm inside. As I chewed I discovered that it was filled with hard little bits of something I soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't chewed them carefully and they'd passed through his body virtually unchanged. I ate it greedily, sending lump after peanutty lump sliding scratchily down my throat. My only regret was the donor of this feast wasn't there to wash it down with his piss.

I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my cum in the cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no more delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of cum with the rich bitterness of shit.

Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me. There was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I tenderly fished them out, rolled them into my hankerchief, and stashed them in my briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds of ways to eat the shit without bolting it right down. Once eaten it's gone forever unless you want to filch it third hand out of your own asshole. Not an unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation or simple boredom. I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid shit trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six orgasms in the process.

I often think of that lovely young guy dropping solid gold out of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it could, and at least once did, bring to a grateful shiteater.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790153)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:50 PM
Author: carmine newt menage

It isn't supposed to have paragraph breaks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790160)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:51 PM
Author: excitant black athletic conference stage

This can be like the King James Version or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790166)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:51 PM
Author: Disgusting cruel-hearted national

not sure what that has to do with anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790170)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:53 PM
Author: carmine newt menage

It has everything to do with everything. You doctored it. Poor form.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790188)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:54 PM
Author: Disgusting cruel-hearted national

simple cut and paste from numerous previous posts

really, this board is strange...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790195)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:49 PM
Author: carmine newt menage

A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown, I had to take a piss. As I entered the john a big beautiful all-American football hero type, about twenty five, came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was "straight" and married -- and in any case I was sure I wouldn't have a chance with him. As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still warm from his sturdy young ass. I found not only the smell but the shit itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured. The real prize was a great feast of turd -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as a man's wrist. I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd always been a heavy rimmer and had lapped up more than one little clump of shit, but that had been just an inevitable part of eating ass and not an end in itself. Of course I'd had jerkoff fantasies of devouring great loads of it (what rimmer hasn't), but I had never done it. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of the world's handsomest young stud. Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to shit without the benefit of a digestive tract? I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it smelled. I've found since then that shit nearly almost does. I hesitated no longer. I shoved the fucking thing as far into my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big brown cock, beating my meat like a madman. I wanted to completely engulf it and bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense, bittersweet flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in the bowl had chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm inside. As I chewed I discovered that it was filled with hard little bits of something I soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't chewed them carefully and they'd passed through his body virtually unchanged. I ate it greedily, sending lump after peanutty lump sliding scratchily down my throat. My only regret was the donor of this feast wasn't there to wash it down with his piss. I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my cum in the cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no more delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of cum with the rich bitterness of shit. Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me. There was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I tenderly fished them out, rolled them into my hankercheif, and stashed them in my briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds of ways to eat the shit without bolting it right down. Once eaten it's gone forever unless you want to filch it third hand out of your own asshole. Not an unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation or simple boredom. I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid shit trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six orgasms in the process. I often think of that lovely young guy dropping solid gold out of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it could, and at least once did, bring to a grateful shiteater.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790155)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:53 PM
Author: excitant black athletic conference stage

Since this is the seminal work on the topic, it needs a name. The Fecal Codex, or On the Origins of Coprophobia, or Poo-Eating for Dummies.

Restatement (Third) of Shit-Munching

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790189)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:59 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle rigor giraffe

Coprophilia. Not coprophobia.

(Wasn't that a TMBG song?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790229)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 2:02 PM
Author: excitant black athletic conference stage

My bad, of course. My biases show through.

EDIT: I'm an idiot, it should be coproPHAGIA. It's not that they like it, it's that they EAT it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790243)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 2:04 PM
Author: histrionic yapping market hairy legs

The Brownesday Book.

The Scatolonomicon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790258)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 2:06 PM
Author: excitant black athletic conference stage

Fuck, my earlier post should have been

Restatement (Third) of Turds



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790273)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 9:45 PM
Author: Self-centered juggernaut

Restatement (Turd) of Splats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#4444618)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 2:04 PM
Author: histrionic yapping market hairy legs

Oh yeaaa, DP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790262)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 2:12 PM
Author: confused coldplay fan factory reset button

One question for Thea or others who know more about ass sex than me. Wouldn't the relentless pounding actually result in the packing of her feces more tightly up the rectum, making it less likely, not more, that any particles would be dislodged when she excretes the semen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790328)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 2:17 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle rigor giraffe

That makes sense, but I know from those times I fucked myself with a toothpaste pump that some pretty good sized chunks can actually attach themselves to the invading dong, so I think the possibility of a shit-laden ACC is very real.

EDIT: Uh, never mind. Slap's answer is better.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790352)





Date: July 7th, 2004 1:01 PM
Author: confused coldplay fan factory reset button

Mentadent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#902324)





Date: July 7th, 2004 1:02 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle rigor giraffe

Jesus, no. Aqua Fresh.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#902330)





Date: July 7th, 2004 1:11 PM
Author: confused coldplay fan factory reset button

Just making sure. You keep refering to a pump, and I just don't see how that works given sharp edges and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#902411)





Date: July 7th, 2004 1:13 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle rigor giraffe

Just put a condom on it.

The only sharp edge is the top of the cap, and the line where cap and tube meet. Condom smooths both over sufficiently.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#902420)





Date: July 7th, 2004 1:16 PM
Author: confused coldplay fan factory reset button

I don't know about that. There are plenty of things with rounded edges, like the small kaleidescope my mom had in the living room.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#902447)





Date: June 23rd, 2004 2:19 PM
Author: histrionic yapping market hairy legs

Possibly, but the penetration also loosens her bowels and anus, making it harder for her to retain everything afterwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790370)





Date: June 26th, 2004 11:06 PM
Author: Avocado bisexual messiness

Spellbinding.

Bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#820422)





Date: June 26th, 2004 11:24 PM
Author: cocky ivory theater stage

"Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent."

L. Wittgenstein

There can be no more discourse on this subject matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#820496)





Date: July 7th, 2004 12:34 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle rigor giraffe

bump



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#902066)





Date: July 7th, 2004 12:54 PM
Author: histrionic yapping market hairy legs

Cripes, this was gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#902250)





Date: November 7th, 2004 8:25 PM
Author: confused coldplay fan factory reset button

Karl Rove plods along with approximately one quarter of this man's brilliance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1617004)





Date: November 7th, 2004 8:31 PM
Author: Azure hairraiser chapel

I weep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1617029)





Date: December 6th, 2004 11:56 AM
Author: excitant black athletic conference stage

bumparoo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749315)





Date: December 6th, 2004 12:00 PM
Author: cocky ivory theater stage

As a TTTshiteatingfaggot, I agree strenuously and wholeheartedly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749334)





Date: December 6th, 2004 12:26 PM
Author: irradiated navy pit

Shut the fuck up you fuckingTTTshiteatingfaggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749461)





Date: December 6th, 2004 12:11 PM
Author: confused coldplay fan factory reset button

I had a long coversation last night with random people on a deck, whom I didn't know until going to this party, about eating ass. People have very strong opinions, one way or another. To my regret, many of the women expressed strong reservations.

Also, one guy said that pissing on a chick in the shower was akin to taking a shit on her, because "you've already crossed the line." I told him he was a fucking moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749379)





Date: December 6th, 2004 12:24 PM
Author: Talented topaz parlor main people

He *is* a fucking moron.

I'm glad you bumped this because I have a relevant question. I've recently come across some references (admittedly in erotic fiction, so not necessarily fact-based) to "rectal mucus" being present after an extended analingus session. As one who has engaged in such, have you ever experienced this phenomenon? If so, what is it like?

Finally, with respect to the women with reservations -- I'd be curious to know just how many of them would still have "issues" once they've actually experienced a tongue past their sphincter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749448)





Date: December 6th, 2004 12:32 PM
Author: confused coldplay fan factory reset button

Hi!

What exactly do you mean by rectal mucus? As in, secretions directly from the anus? I need clarification.

I'd hope that the reservations of most women would slide into oblivion once my tongue found their pink little assholes, but many of the women talking last night just thought that anything involving the ass carried an ireversible "ick" factor. They seemed to carry the burden of anal self-consciousness.

I also suspect that the women who weren't speaking up on the subject were open to it or had engaged in the activity, but didn't want to publicly announce their fondness for ass play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749490)





Date: December 6th, 2004 12:36 PM
Author: Talented topaz parlor main people

You're probably right on that point.

Yes, I gathered from context that it was secretions directly from the anus. Not shit. Shit-lube, maybe. Or rectal snot? Something along these lines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749515)





Date: December 6th, 2004 1:00 PM
Author: confused coldplay fan factory reset button

I can't say I've ever experienced it. The ass I've eaten is usually freshly showered (though I'm not sure if that's relevant, if the mucus you're describing seeps out because the sucking and ass play actually provoke the leakage).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749629)





Date: December 6th, 2004 1:08 PM
Author: Talented topaz parlor main people

Must have been a literary device. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749677)





Date: July 19th, 2005 1:35 PM
Author: confused coldplay fan factory reset button

To clarify, it is a very wet experience.

I just haven't experienced rectal mucus directly unearthed from the asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3345258)





Date: December 6th, 2004 12:26 PM
Author: jet-lagged ruddy doctorate

When you say "hot" do you mean it in the same context that Marshall McLuhan spoke of a "hot" medium?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749463)





Date: December 6th, 2004 1:01 PM
Author: Yellow fear-inspiring marketing idea

Fucking brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749634)





Date: December 6th, 2004 1:14 PM
Author: contagious point

You law guys are so feaking predictable !

This type of writing has been done a million times before by me and other posters.

All you have to do is use obvious sarcasm and everyone goes "fucking brilliant" "180"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749711)





Date: December 6th, 2004 1:14 PM
Author: Talented topaz parlor main people

Obvious? Sarcasm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749715)





Date: December 6th, 2004 1:15 PM
Author: contagious point

This thread was obviously meant to be ironic. I don't see how you guys still find this interesting after it has been done so many times before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749723)





Date: December 6th, 2004 1:18 PM
Author: confused coldplay fan factory reset button

There is nothing ironic about the original post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749741)





Date: December 6th, 2004 1:25 PM
Author: contagious point

He's talking about something taht most people would find disgusting in a way that makes it seem like it would be accepted by society.

From that point-of-view, it's ironic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749786)





Date: December 6th, 2004 5:55 PM
Author: alcoholic magenta gas station

Isn't that your ENTIRE SHTICK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1751171)





Date: March 6th, 2005 10:15 PM
Author: heady violent azn pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#2271946)





Date: March 25th, 2005 12:45 AM
Author: excitant black athletic conference stage

more feces indeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#2401784)





Date: April 11th, 2005 7:31 PM
Author: confused coldplay fan factory reset button

Bump for LeiTTTer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#2537051)





Date: April 11th, 2005 7:34 PM
Author: Galvanic resort dingle berry

I still weep. Even if only chemically, robotically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#2537071)





Date: May 1st, 2005 3:08 AM
Author: violent twisted cruise ship double fault

I'm surprised no one has mentioned santorum yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#2670653)





Date: May 30th, 2005 4:09 PM
Author: obsidian private investor clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#2889924)





Date: May 30th, 2005 4:14 PM
Author: Red Love Of Her Life Circlehead

This thread should be made sticky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#2889961)





Date: June 16th, 2005 2:46 PM
Author: Supple lake headpube school

hi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3030648)





Date: July 19th, 2005 1:15 PM
Author: confused coldplay fan factory reset button

Bump for Marcellus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3345041)





Date: July 19th, 2005 1:20 PM
Author: hyperactive exhilarant wagecucks stag film

Still a classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3345102)





Date: July 19th, 2005 1:26 PM
Author: confused coldplay fan factory reset button

I've shared it with friends and family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3345163)





Date: July 19th, 2005 1:27 PM
Author: hyperactive exhilarant wagecucks stag film

You should print it out for those people on the deck. (see above)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3345173)





Date: July 19th, 2005 1:36 PM
Author: confused coldplay fan factory reset button

Fucking prudes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3345275)





Date: July 19th, 2005 3:49 PM
Author: confused coldplay fan factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3346719)





Date: September 26th, 2005 9:46 PM
Author: Yellow fear-inspiring marketing idea

Never forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912428)





Date: September 26th, 2005 9:49 PM
Author: Arousing Stead Party Of The First Part

*tear*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912455)





Date: September 26th, 2005 9:50 PM
Author: carmine newt menage

i wept. then i laughed. then i wept some more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912460)





Date: September 26th, 2005 9:51 PM
Author: Arousing Stead Party Of The First Part

I put it on the refrigerator, but the wife took it down b/c my oldest is starting to read.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912475)





Date: September 26th, 2005 9:52 PM
Author: carmine newt menage

are you thea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912488)





Date: September 26th, 2005 9:53 PM
Author: Arousing Stead Party Of The First Part

If I was, you would feel my presence - alas you do not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912496)





Date: September 26th, 2005 9:52 PM
Author: nofapping curious property

Quite possibly the best post in the history of XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912486)





Date: September 26th, 2005 9:54 PM
Author: carmine newt menage

top 5 for sure.

i would say the all american football type was better, but it was fucking killed by people bumping it every other day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912507)





Date: September 26th, 2005 9:55 PM
Author: 180 know-it-all keepsake machete

what's the american football type?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912517)





Date: September 26th, 2005 9:58 PM
Author: carmine newt menage

bumped "browsing around the library downtown" or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912541)





Date: September 26th, 2005 9:54 PM
Author: 180 know-it-all keepsake machete

"bowl of amalgamated come"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912504)





Date: September 26th, 2005 9:54 PM
Author: carmine newt menage

my favorite part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912509)





Date: September 26th, 2005 9:58 PM
Author: Bateful jade library

I had never read this one before. This surely ranks as one of the best xo rants/stories ever. Here's my updated list:

1) Renada's Chicago Manifesto

2) The shit-eating story

3) The nullo-faggot interview

4) Toward a refined definition of shit-eating

5) I knew a guy that died.

6) blackpeoplelikeporkchopsbecausetheyareshapedlikeafrica.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912535)





Date: September 26th, 2005 9:59 PM
Author: Arousing Stead Party Of The First Part

Toward a Consensus Philosophy of Shit Eating

Also, this one was spectacular

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=111867&mc=89&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912552)





Date: September 26th, 2005 10:01 PM
Author: Bateful jade library

LOL I'll edit my list. I totally forgot about that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912570)





Date: September 26th, 2005 10:07 PM
Author: Citrine Blood Rage

Never forget blackpeoplelikeporkchopsbecausetheyareshapedlikeafrica.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912614)





Date: September 26th, 2005 10:08 PM
Author: Citrine Blood Rage

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=169439&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912624)





Date: September 26th, 2005 10:10 PM
Author: Bateful jade library

fucking classic. edited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912630)





Date: April 30th, 2006 6:22 PM
Author: Charismatic stock car

breaking point: threw turd at nigger today is the best thread in xo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5688401)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 8:06 PM
Author: dark corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#4443974)





Date: December 5th, 2005 6:00 PM
Author: 180 know-it-all keepsake machete

philosophy > english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#4470091)





Date: December 22nd, 2005 1:14 AM
Author: Concupiscible public bath

classic bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#4636475)





Date: January 28th, 2006 9:42 PM
Author: 180 know-it-all keepsake machete

consensus has been reached

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#4933421)





Date: February 14th, 2006 4:48 PM
Author: excitant black athletic conference stage

bump



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5086660)





Date: February 14th, 2006 4:51 PM
Author: confused coldplay fan factory reset button

Happy Valentine's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5086695)





Date: March 1st, 2006 9:03 PM
Author: 180 know-it-all keepsake machete

for 174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5220623)





Date: March 1st, 2006 9:06 PM
Author: cracking lime locus

*weeps*

I miss thea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5220650)





Date: April 30th, 2006 6:07 PM
Author: Puce Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5688293)





Date: April 30th, 2006 6:13 PM
Author: useless house associate

1 fucking hundred

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5688329)





Date: April 30th, 2006 6:20 PM
Author: Charismatic stock car

overrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5688380)





Date: March 14th, 2007 3:57 PM
Author: Arousing Stead Party Of The First Part

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7753322)





Date: May 26th, 2006 4:00 AM
Author: Startled gold native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5857536)





Date: June 5th, 2006 8:12 PM
Author: wonderful faggot firefighter bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5917833)





Date: July 11th, 2006 1:04 AM
Author: Puce Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#6184049)





Date: August 4th, 2006 2:04 AM
Author: Puce Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#6374317)





Date: October 31st, 2006 11:32 AM
Author: Scarlet Travel Guidebook

gods and generals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#6891911)





Date: December 1st, 2006 4:32 PM
Author: Puce Preventive Strike

Let us bow our heads in silence and remember one of XOXO's greatest thinkers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7112277)





Date: December 5th, 2006 4:44 PM
Author: Diverse opaque hospital generalized bond

As illustrated in one of xo's greatest posts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7145872)





Date: December 1st, 2006 4:37 PM
Author: Duck-like Glittery Crackhouse

Is the OP a published author yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7112324)





Date: January 25th, 2007 11:00 PM
Author: Vigorous elite philosopher-king hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7486408)





Date: January 25th, 2007 11:30 PM
Author: hyperactive exhilarant wagecucks stag film

comparison bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7486579)





Date: March 3rd, 2007 4:53 PM
Author: Brilliant spot

Never forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7703048)





Date: March 15th, 2007 11:43 AM
Author: marvelous ladyboy

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7758003)





Date: March 15th, 2007 1:43 PM
Author: splenetic alpha

I think this is teh appropiate place for this...

http://www.sleepingtushy.com/main.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7758597)





Date: April 21st, 2007 3:49 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Nursing Home Dragon

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7976048)





Date: May 4th, 2007 9:26 PM
Author: Learning disabled garrison hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#8062334)





Date: July 4th, 2007 5:50 PM
Author: sooty trip old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#8336749)





Date: August 8th, 2007 12:56 PM
Author: Brilliant spot

Never forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#8490235)





Date: October 31st, 2007 5:50 PM
Author: translucent mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#8836112)