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Being a lawn guy beats grilling, golfing, or snobby beer tasting.

Nothing beats a freshly mowed and fertilized lawn.
Aromatic sex offender
  05/14/24
I fucking hate cutting my grass but my wife “likes&rdq...
Razzle tank national security agency
  05/14/24
you are a mentally retarded jewish pedophile and you don't h...
Magical old irish cottage
  05/14/24
lots of overlap between lawn and grill guys.
hairless elastic band
  05/14/24
🙋‍♂️
Aromatic sex offender
  05/14/24
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twisted saffron rigpig
  05/14/24
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electric insanely creepy deer antler
  05/14/24
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purple cocky wrinkle
  05/14/24
Golfing is the only real hobby on that list.
shimmering adventurous reading party gas station
  05/14/24
It's the worst option in there by far.
Aromatic sex offender
  05/14/24
golf is 180 you jewfuck
Magical old irish cottage
  05/14/24
I quit my country club this year and don't have a single reg...
Aromatic sex offender
  05/14/24
dumb. prices are going up just like housing and everything ...
Magical old irish cottage
  05/14/24
lol mowing your lawn sucks shit
Magical old irish cottage
  05/14/24
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shimmering adventurous reading party gas station
  05/14/24
I love my golf course lawn. Nothing beats a 1" high cu...
Internet-worthy bespoke garrison roommate
  05/14/24
wait until you get into "advanced lawn guy" stuff ...
twisted saffron rigpig
  05/14/24
lol (((doodikoff))) failed solo, lost his house
Internet-worthy bespoke garrison roommate
  05/14/24
I netted more than $500k after taxes from selling my house b...
twisted saffron rigpig
  05/14/24
Amazing, brother. You are an inspiration for all of us sinne...
Gay beady-eyed library legend
  05/14/24
The key to a well kept lawn is the edging, which is also the...
Gay beady-eyed library legend
  05/14/24
stfu fat fuck you don't know anything.
Internet-worthy bespoke garrison roommate
  05/14/24
100%. An otherwise well groomed lawn looks sloppy and pr...
hairless elastic band
  05/14/24
I don't edge. 🥲
Aromatic sex offender
  05/14/24
Seems like backyard golf green that you seed, roll, cut your...
sepia curious useless brakes jewess
  05/14/24
the amount of time and effort it would take to maintain a le...
Magical old irish cottage
  05/14/24
That's why it's a POWERLAWNGOY move
sepia curious useless brakes jewess
  05/14/24
lawn work sucks. the key is to keep your lawn as simple and...
cracking national fortuitous meteor
  05/14/24
I’ve been considering a natural, no-mow lawn. Certify ...
shimmering adventurous reading party gas station
  05/14/24
fuck, i never heard of this. i'm going to plant some milkwee...
electric insanely creepy deer antler
  05/14/24
https://ibb.co/GHWwXVS if your property isn't a habitat for ...
lemon apoplectic chad
  05/14/24
Not no-mow but I’m about to overseed with micro clover
Trip home
  05/15/24
lawns are flame. i've been seeding clover in an attempt to s...
electric insanely creepy deer antler
  05/14/24
180
Trip home
  05/15/24
Putting lawn care on the same playing field as grilling or g...
Comical grizzly legal warrant
  05/14/24
You don’t live in the south right? There is a lot of o...
twisted saffron rigpig
  05/14/24
Fair, yeah maybe it's regional. Here a guy into lawns compar...
Comical grizzly legal warrant
  05/14/24
What did lawnbulls do to you?
Aromatic sex offender
  05/14/24
I live in a beautiful neighborhood that was built in the 20s...
Aromatic sex offender
  05/14/24
Lawns and grilling are a common topic of conversation out on...
Massive Antidepressant Drug
  05/14/24
imagine trying to have a conversation with him about dogs or...
Internet-worthy bespoke garrison roommate
  05/14/24
(gay trailer kike)
At-the-ready Translucent Windowlicker Jap
  05/14/24
agreed
Comical grizzly legal warrant
  05/14/24
yeah among the bitches you play with. grilling yes lawns obv...
Comical grizzly legal warrant
  05/14/24
I don't know what to tell you because I have no idea what it...
Massive Antidepressant Drug
  05/14/24
Go prune your rose bush faggot
Comical grizzly legal warrant
  05/14/24
The border is --> that way, pal. Don't let the door hit y...
Massive Antidepressant Drug
  05/14/24
I know where the border is, that's where I look to hire the ...
Comical grizzly legal warrant
  05/14/24
Lawns are lots of work and there’s a lot of bugs out t...
Gay beady-eyed library legend
  05/14/24
Lawnscaping is art. It requires enormous dedication and fore...
Aromatic sex offender
  05/14/24
lawn guys are the biggest fags imaginable, they are just lam...
dashing feces
  05/14/24
they're catty fags
lemon apoplectic chad
  05/14/24
...
Comical grizzly legal warrant
  05/14/24
Lmao. Get bent.
Aromatic sex offender
  05/14/24
enjoy your short grass and destroying your local habitat
dashing feces
  05/14/24
Enjoy your weeds with cockroaches in them.
Aromatic sex offender
  05/14/24
you mean a meadow?
dashing feces
  05/14/24
I am sure your .1 acre "meadow" in a concrete mega...
Aromatic sex offender
  05/14/24
I live adjoining a 15 acre hay field, unfortunately my landl...
dashing feces
  05/14/24
If it's a hay field it gets mowed too.
Aromatic sex offender
  05/14/24
twice a year
dashing feces
  05/14/24
Cricket anyone?
stubborn field death wish
  05/14/24
I'm just a Lawn Guy from Lawn Guy Land...
bipolar queen of the night
  05/14/24
When home alone, which is rare, I like to walk the lawn bare...
boyish base
  05/14/24
I Walk The Lawn
bipolar queen of the night
  05/14/24
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Aromatic sex offender
  05/14/24


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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: Aromatic sex offender

Nothing beats a freshly mowed and fertilized lawn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659940)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: Razzle tank national security agency

I fucking hate cutting my grass but my wife “likes” doing it so she refuses to let us pay for a lawn service since she says she’d just rather do it so I have to beat her to the mower and do it myself or I look like an asshole in front of the neighborhood for making my wife cut the grass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659941)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:40 AM
Author: Magical old irish cottage

you are a mentally retarded jewish pedophile and you don't have a wife and probably don't have a lawn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659967)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:27 AM
Author: hairless elastic band

lots of overlap between lawn and grill guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659942)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:32 AM
Author: Aromatic sex offender

🙋‍♂️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659955)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: twisted saffron rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660048)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: electric insanely creepy deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660209)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:28 AM
Author: purple cocky wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659945)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:28 AM
Author: shimmering adventurous reading party gas station

Golfing is the only real hobby on that list.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659946)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Aromatic sex offender

It's the worst option in there by far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660040)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Magical old irish cottage

golf is 180 you jewfuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660086)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:38 AM
Author: Aromatic sex offender

I quit my country club this year and don't have a single regret.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660123)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 11:28 AM
Author: Magical old irish cottage

dumb. prices are going up just like housing and everything else and you'll pay through the dick in initiation if you ever want back in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660433)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:40 AM
Author: Magical old irish cottage

lol mowing your lawn sucks shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659968)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:41 AM
Author: shimmering adventurous reading party gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659970)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:16 AM
Author: Internet-worthy bespoke garrison roommate

I love my golf course lawn.

Nothing beats a 1" high cut deep green Kentucky Bluegrass lawn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660054)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:23 AM
Author: twisted saffron rigpig

wait until you get into "advanced lawn guy" stuff like striping attachments for your lawn mower - I have friends who do this and I want one when I get a house again

https://www.amazon.com/Toro-20601-Lawn-Striping-System/dp/B004ZKXYUO/ref=asc_df_B004ZKXYUO/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=693308318791&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=4640841603144006981&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9010937&hvtargid=pla-350224723370&psc=1&mcid=9c51b0c8d2d73a09b5bbc7cb8a496959&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwl4yyBhAgEiwADSEjeIOciF3s2e4vs9Q_zzAdhQJ0yUPUZNi1sJkSNC91n6_8SYzumbgvTRoCSJMQAvD_BwE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660074)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:01 AM
Author: Internet-worthy bespoke garrison roommate

lol (((doodikoff))) failed solo, lost his house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660186)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:29 AM
Author: twisted saffron rigpig

I netted more than $500k after taxes from selling my house brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660250)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Gay beady-eyed library legend

Amazing, brother. You are an inspiration for all of us sinners out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660269)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:25 AM
Author: Gay beady-eyed library legend

The key to a well kept lawn is the edging, which is also the worst part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660083)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:02 AM
Author: Internet-worthy bespoke garrison roommate

stfu fat fuck you don't know anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660189)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: hairless elastic band

100%.

An otherwise well groomed lawn looks sloppy and prole if the edging is not done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660220)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Aromatic sex offender

I don't edge. 🥲

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660386)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:56 AM
Author: sepia curious useless brakes jewess

Seems like backyard golf green that you seed, roll, cut yourself is peak lawndaddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660173)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: Magical old irish cottage

the amount of time and effort it would take to maintain a legit green probably would leave you with little time to actually practice putting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660197)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: sepia curious useless brakes jewess

That's why it's a POWERLAWNGOY move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660716)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:09 AM
Author: cracking national fortuitous meteor

lawn work sucks. the key is to keep your lawn as simple and easy to maintain as possible. that way if your wife wants to plant some tulips in some dirt or something it doesnt matter. the way some of these boomers designed these yards is absurd to me. its like having a swimming pool for a front yard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660199)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: shimmering adventurous reading party gas station

I’ve been considering a natural, no-mow lawn. Certify that bitch as a Monarch Waypoint.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660315)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 11:10 AM
Author: electric insanely creepy deer antler

fuck, i never heard of this. i'm going to plant some milkweed and get certified like yny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660390)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:32 PM
Author: lemon apoplectic chad

https://ibb.co/GHWwXVS if your property isn't a habitat for 1k woodland critters you're not white

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47662037)



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Date: May 15th, 2024 1:05 AM
Author: Trip home

Not no-mow but I’m about to overseed with micro clover

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47662576)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: electric insanely creepy deer antler

lawns are flame. i've been seeding clover in an attempt to snuff out the grass. but i'm a native plants faggot. i agree with your underlying point that landscaping and gardening is 180. i just pulled my first radishes yesterday. my peas should start flowering soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660216)



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Date: May 15th, 2024 1:05 AM
Author: Trip home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47662578)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Comical grizzly legal warrant

Putting lawn care on the same playing field as grilling or golf is lol. The phenotypes are not matched.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660231)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:30 AM
Author: twisted saffron rigpig

You don’t live in the south right? There is a lot of overlap

I am friends with the son of a prominent us senator, fratty as fuck and makes a lot of money from his nepotism job, that obsesses over his lawn and does all of the work himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660255)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: Comical grizzly legal warrant

Fair, yeah maybe it's regional. Here a guy into lawns comparing himself to a golfer is like a geek that plays Magic the Gathering comparing himself to a quarterback.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660571)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 1:11 PM
Author: Aromatic sex offender

What did lawnbulls do to you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660760)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:36 AM
Author: Aromatic sex offender

I live in a beautiful neighborhood that was built in the 20s. I wouldn't expect most Californians to understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660276)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:58 AM
Author: Massive Antidepressant Drug

Lawns and grilling are a common topic of conversation out on the course. You clearly have no idea what you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660351)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 11:27 AM
Author: Internet-worthy bespoke garrison roommate

imagine trying to have a conversation with him about dogs or something. Might as well be discussing ancient chinese calligraphy with him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660431)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 11:28 AM
Author: At-the-ready Translucent Windowlicker Jap

(gay trailer kike)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660435)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 12:17 PM
Author: Comical grizzly legal warrant

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660565)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 12:17 PM
Author: Comical grizzly legal warrant

yeah among the bitches you play with. grilling yes lawns obviously not lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660561)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:03 PM
Author: Massive Antidepressant Drug

I don't know what to tell you because I have no idea what it's like where you came from. Maybe you should go back. But here in America when one of your golfing buddies gets a new tractor or puts up an impressive Christmas light display it's a topic of conversation among the golfing dad set.

Additional easy ways for this to happen is someone mentioning they've been chipping in the backyard. Or somebody mentions they played at shady acres last week and it sucked because the greens had been aerated (oh, we're having our lawn aerated next week, etc.) Or whatever man. I think it's best if you just go back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661477)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: Comical grizzly legal warrant

Go prune your rose bush faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661510)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:23 PM
Author: Massive Antidepressant Drug

The border is --> that way, pal. Don't let the door hit you in the ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661537)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 6:23 PM
Author: Comical grizzly legal warrant

I know where the border is, that's where I look to hire the Mexicans that maintain my lawn for me. How did this year's zucchini crop fit in your butthold fag?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661690)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 4:36 PM
Author: Gay beady-eyed library legend

Lawns are lots of work and there’s a lot of bugs out there.

Grilling is kind of meh, can be mastered in about 4-6 months of practice.

Golf is just expensive and stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661395)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: Aromatic sex offender

Lawnscaping is art. It requires enormous dedication and foresight to make a spectacular yard. If you are wondering where all the Michaelangelos went, they are on their zero turns right now.

Grilling/BBQ is art but anyone can become proficient quickly. It is like going to one of those wine and paint places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661491)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 4:53 PM
Author: dashing feces

lawn guys are the biggest fags imaginable, they are just lame enough to find running a little machine to be entertaining as they have never run real machinery and the total amount of material waste that goes into some big perfect lawn is enormous, all while destroying natural habitat for native plants and species in the service of...nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661447)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: lemon apoplectic chad

they're catty fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661486)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: Comical grizzly legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661512)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:23 PM
Author: Aromatic sex offender

Lmao. Get bent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661538)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:25 PM
Author: dashing feces

enjoy your short grass and destroying your local habitat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661543)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: Aromatic sex offender

Enjoy your weeds with cockroaches in them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661562)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: dashing feces

you mean a meadow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661571)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: Aromatic sex offender

I am sure your .1 acre "meadow" in a concrete megalopolis is beautiful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661639)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 6:10 PM
Author: dashing feces

I live adjoining a 15 acre hay field, unfortunately my landlord insists I mow a bunch of lawn too, but the field is much more aesthetically pleasing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661643)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 6:14 PM
Author: Aromatic sex offender

If it's a hay field it gets mowed too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661653)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 6:27 PM
Author: dashing feces

twice a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661701)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:44 PM
Author: stubborn field death wish

Cricket anyone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661574)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:41 PM
Author: bipolar queen of the night

I'm just a Lawn Guy from Lawn Guy Land...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47662063)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: boyish base

When home alone, which is rare, I like to walk the lawn barefoot, enjoying the dusk, sipping a scotch, enjoy a guilty secret cigarette. Simple pleasures of life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47662173)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: bipolar queen of the night

I Walk The Lawn

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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: Aromatic sex offender



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