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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
Infuriating pungent keepsake machete new version
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Honey-headed party of the first part
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
excitant free-loading preventive strike
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
vibrant dopamine
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Infuriating pungent keepsake machete new version
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
vibrant dopamine
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
vibrant dopamine
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
vibrant dopamine
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Infuriating pungent keepsake machete new version
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
vibrant dopamine
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
violet heaven
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
violet heaven
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
razzle splenetic windowlicker
  04/08/25
that's rude
brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal
  04/08/25
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Infuriating pungent keepsake machete new version
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
nighttime lettuce marketing idea
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
vibrant dopamine
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
curious irate range faggot firefighter
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal
  04/08/25
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Infuriating pungent keepsake machete new version
  04/08/25
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brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Infuriating pungent keepsake machete new version
  04/09/25
...
Infuriating pungent keepsake machete new version
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Mewling irradiated half-breed really tough guy
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Talking lime plaza
  04/09/25
Ty
brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal
  04/09/25
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cocky generalized bond orchestra pit
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Carnelian Cerebral Partner
  04/09/25
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brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Underhanded razzle-dazzle incel area
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
Violent Topaz Pistol Bawdyhouse
  05/02/25
...
brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal
  05/12/25
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brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Talking lime plaza
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
violet heaven
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
violet heaven
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
avocado appetizing field
  06/03/25
...
brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal
  06/26/25
OP?
brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal
  06/27/25
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brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal
  07/09/25
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brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal
  07/31/25
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chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
lucius quinctius cincinnatus
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Infuriating pungent keepsake machete new version

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Honey-headed party of the first part

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: excitant free-loading preventive strike

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: vibrant dopamine

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Infuriating pungent keepsake machete new version

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: vibrant dopamine

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: vibrant dopamine

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: vibrant dopamine

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Infuriating pungent keepsake machete new version

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: vibrant dopamine

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: violet heaven

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: violet heaven

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: razzle splenetic windowlicker

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Infuriating pungent keepsake machete new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: nighttime lettuce marketing idea

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: vibrant dopamine

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: curious irate range faggot firefighter

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Infuriating pungent keepsake machete new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Infuriating pungent keepsake machete new version

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Infuriating pungent keepsake machete new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Mewling irradiated half-breed really tough guy

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Talking lime plaza

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: cocky generalized bond orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Carnelian Cerebral Partner

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Underhanded razzle-dazzle incel area

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Violent Topaz Pistol Bawdyhouse

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Talking lime plaza

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: violet heaven

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: violet heaven

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: avocado appetizing field

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: brilliant comical tanning salon sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: lucius quinctius cincinnatus (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49331552)