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Lord of the Labias: Return of the Clitoris
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Date: August 1st, 2004 10:48 PM Author: Trip ceo In a time long ago, before the the birth of the elves; a war was fought between the ancient races of the Labias.
Bits of skin were strewn everywhere, and the bright pink of the labias were made clearer against the green grass of the Wandering Meadows.
Dark times they were, and despair grew among the fair labias of the North Kingdom of Tungsend.
The South Kingdom of dark labias were bent on genocide.
The only hope of the fair labias was in the Ancient Clitoris of Arnor...
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Date: August 1st, 2004 10:49 PM Author: exciting massive background story Dude you are messed up. I chuckled though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097765) |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 10:51 PM Author: Trip ceo O bearer of labias, would you re-consider going out with me ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097778) |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 10:53 PM Author: exciting massive background story Why don't you ask Julia out? She will meet anyone? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097791) |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 10:56 PM Author: Trip ceo Unlike you, Julia doesn't live in Queens, NY.
I could quickly hop on the subway and reach you in no time. |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 10:57 PM Author: exciting massive background story I don't live there either.
Also, I am moving in 3 weeks. So it won't matter anyways. |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 10:58 PM Author: Trip ceo You don't live in Queens ? What borough then ?
And why are you moving ? |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 10:59 PM Author: exciting massive background story For school. I live on the island of long. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097834) |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:01 PM Author: Trip ceo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !
I've heard terrible things about Long Islanders here at Cornell (They're one of the most hated groups on campus)
Please don't tell me that you're the typical rich, obnoxious Long islander
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:03 PM Author: exciting massive background story Yes I am super rich. I am super obnoxious. I wear polo shirts with the collar popped and ruffled mini skirts. I chew gum really loud, always have straight hair, shiny lip gloss. I put on my Justin timberlake hat, pick up my girls in my mercedes and we roll on to Roosevelt field where we spend hours shopping at bloomies. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097866) |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:04 PM Author: Misunderstood razzle-dazzle sneaky criminal corn cake lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097878) |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:07 PM Author: Trip ceo In that case, I will change you.
When you're around a poor, sensitive skinny kid from a third world country, your perspective on life is bound to change. |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:07 PM Author: exciting massive background story Please stop being stupid. Just this once. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097908) |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:10 PM Author: Trip ceo Your harsh words cut like a knife :-( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097938) |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:11 PM Author: beta locus Alas... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097942) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 5:30 PM Author: Hairraiser becky forum I'm undone... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#4977317) |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:07 PM Author: Histrionic Salmon Keepsake Machete dude, you just described TO A "T" the chick i've been seeing for the last couple weeks...and i just now realized how much she sucks.
thanks, i guess. i'ma need to talk to this one... |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:08 PM Author: exciting massive background story Unfortunately I have had 12 years to get these girls down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097916) |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:09 PM Author: Histrionic Salmon Keepsake Machete well, it only took me about 12 hours to get this girl to get down...but i wasn't sure until just this minute why i haven't been feeling her.
whatever, replaceable, right? |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:12 PM Author: exciting massive background story Is she a jap? If so, definitely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097951) |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:14 PM Author: Histrionic Salmon Keepsake Machete yeah, though i think i "willfully blinded" myself to this fact -- and i usually know a jap when i see one.
truth be told i think she's only fucking with me because i live two blocks from soho...she's never come over without at least three shopping bags.
she knows how to go down for the mic check though, which is a rare quality in such a girl. |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:15 PM Author: exciting massive background story Umm, that is horrible. But hey as long as you arent the one buying her shit, keep on keepin on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097967) |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:17 PM Author: Histrionic Salmon Keepsake Machete nah, she's got her own credit cards, or her pop's cards, or something.
like i said, i've been fairly certain i wasn't really feeling her for a while, but i couldn't put my finger on what it was before you articulated it...so, good lookin' out |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:20 PM Author: beta locus Dude, she just gave a superficial description of the stereotypical LI JAP. That's what you couldn't put your finger on? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1098011) |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:21 PM Author: exciting massive background story LOLOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1098025) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2004 3:53 PM Author: Trip ceo O owner of perfect labias, your "LOLOL" is exceedingly cute. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1102338) |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:22 PM Author: Histrionic Salmon Keepsake Machete like i'm saying, willful blindness.
i went to a ug full of japs, this chick was hooking it up so i guess i convinced myself she wasn't one of them.
not my finest hour, admittedly, but whatver no harm |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:00 PM Author: sable infuriating range question mark much? : ) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097843) |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:01 PM Author: exciting massive background story Yes? Is this a problem much? Huh?
:) |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:02 PM Author: Trip ceo God ...you're soo cute (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097859) |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:07 PM Author: sable infuriating range yes, it is a problem, as a matter of fact?
you are going to GULC, now, correct? |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:08 PM Author: exciting massive background story Yes, this is correct?
That is where I am headed? GULC? Yup? |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:12 PM Author: sable infuriating range congratulations?
you asked to be reconsidered? that is fucking awesome? if I recall, we had similar numbers, though I think your GPA was higher? it never would have occurred to me to ask schools to reconsider me b/c I thought they were right on the money when they dinged me? |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:13 PM Author: exciting massive background story No. I retook the LSAT and got a 171 and then asked to be reconsidered. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097958) |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:27 PM Author: sable infuriating range good thinking? it must be nice to be smart? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1098082) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2004 12:12 AM Author: exciting massive background story I am not really smart? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1098538) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2004 12:13 AM Author: sable infuriating range you are more smarter than I is? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1098548) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2004 12:19 AM Author: exciting massive background story Herb is my favorite word?
Emory did not give a rats ass about my new score and did not even move me up in the WL? How lame. |
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Date: August 2nd, 2004 12:26 AM Author: sable infuriating range Subject: the question mark thing is played? fuck Emory? that's really cool that GULC took your new score. I wish I had thought to do what you did; I wasn't willing to wait another year, but it never occurred to me to take the test again for this cycle? I think this board has given me a complex about not going to a T14 : ( ? I wouldn't mind so much if the school I was going to weren't in the fucking south? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1098633) |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:00 PM Author: beta locus http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=18399&mc=33&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097846) |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:03 PM Author: exciting massive background story Dude you are ausome. LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097869) |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 10:50 PM Author: Underhanded Abode Are you under the impression that you're a good writer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097774) |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 10:59 PM Author: Trip ceo No, I am under the PROVABLE FACT that I am a good writer.
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:01 PM Author: beta locus "Under the fact", huh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097852) |
Date: February 2nd, 2006 5:22 PM Author: Hairraiser becky forum amazing that this has never been bumped. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#4977236) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 5:26 PM Author: Painfully honest juggernaut step-uncle's house this is like after a famous writer dies and they find unpublished manuscripts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#4977286) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 5:31 PM Author: Hairraiser becky forum PD died. He really died. :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#4977322) |
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Date: March 10th, 2006 4:34 PM Author: Slap-happy Lemon Center Toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#5302573) |
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Date: March 10th, 2006 4:36 PM Author: Laughsome fuchsia temple jap I owe you a beer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#5302592) |
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Date: March 10th, 2006 5:20 PM Author: Hairraiser becky forum i deserve a lot of credit for my bumps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#5302926) |
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Date: May 12th, 2006 1:10 PM Author: Laughsome fuchsia temple jap Nostalgia bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#5771574) |
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Date: May 12th, 2006 1:12 PM Author: Slap-happy Lemon Center Toaster It is glorytastic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#5771579) |
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Date: May 12th, 2006 1:14 PM Author: Laughsome fuchsia temple jap I wish I could archive all of them, but my attempts have failed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#5771586) |
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Date: May 12th, 2006 1:19 PM Author: Cheese-eating dysfunction principal's office I'd never seen this.
Glorious.
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Date: June 4th, 2006 2:57 PM Author: Slap-happy Lemon Center Toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#5907133) |
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Date: June 4th, 2006 2:57 PM Author: Glittery shimmering sweet tailpipe Wow that's awesome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#5907135) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2006 5:19 PM Author: Slap-happy Lemon Center Toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#6131044) |
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Date: August 20th, 2007 2:57 PM Author: High-end sick theater stage goal in life zonk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#8538094) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2008 2:50 PM Author: out-of-control spot tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#10322517) |