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UPDATE: Heide Iravani into I-BANKING nao! (link)

http://www.brightscope.com/financial-planning/advisor/934171...
Thriller turdskin deer antler
  02/15/14
:D ir8
filthy degenerate indian lodge
  02/15/14
wai?
Thriller turdskin deer antler
  02/15/14
Life-PWN
filthy degenerate indian lodge
  02/15/14
thot he went to lawschool
Thriller turdskin deer antler
  02/15/14
It sucks that connections trump honesty, merit, and moral wo...
Fuchsia Hominid Shrine
  02/15/14
pretty spotty employment history for YLS grad did the lol...
Irradiated school cafeteria mad-dog skullcap
  02/15/14
?? She's listing her SA-ship and working for some solo duri...
filthy degenerate indian lodge
  02/15/14
LOL what the fuck are you talking about? *graduates from ...
greedy selfie space
  02/15/14
um...u forgot: *got FIRED from "biglaw"
Thriller turdskin deer antler
  02/15/14
everyone gets fired from biglaw
Floppy Theatre
  02/15/14
Not as a SA from YLS
Carnelian galvanic shitlib
  02/15/14
??? the fuck are you talking about she worked at a good firm...
greedy selfie space
  02/16/14
HI HEIDE
Thriller turdskin deer antler
  03/17/15
"finance" is a broad concept if she got a PE gi...
slimy lake persian corner
  02/15/14
("Prodigy")
Swashbuckling embarrassed to the bone hissy fit theater
  02/22/14
Academic pedigree is flame and guarantees you nothing but &q...
shimmering mental disorder
  02/15/14
o god why
Orange sex offender
  02/15/14
Isn't Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner & Smith a financial ...
ruddy disturbing ticket booth toaster
  02/15/14
yes, yr point...? ibd is financial advisory
Orange sex offender
  02/15/14
I thought that became Bank of America Merrill Lynch. I th...
ruddy disturbing ticket booth toaster
  02/15/14
nope, 79 and 63 certified, straight models and bottles IBD
Orange sex offender
  02/15/14
I'll take your word for it.
ruddy disturbing ticket booth toaster
  02/15/14
She's a financial adviser. And according to the link most of...
fragrant up-to-no-good locale milk
  02/15/14
link? yo chief shes IBD, checked FINRA
Orange sex offender
  02/15/14
HEIDE IRAVANI CRD# 6235859 Broker No Disclosures This ...
Thriller turdskin deer antler
  02/15/14
dont stop there, get the full report
Orange sex offender
  02/15/14
someone bump the thread where ak47 threatened to rape her
Poppy Senate
  02/15/14
bumped this http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=191...
Thriller turdskin deer antler
  02/15/14
Is XO actually MAF that she downshifted hours and will make ...
Laughsome National Sweet Tailpipe
  02/15/14
lol @ downshit, more like 100+ hours
Orange sex offender
  02/15/14
for wealth management? not even fucking close. that's a reti...
Laughsome National Sweet Tailpipe
  02/15/14
wealth management also makes SPS bonuses, at least before re...
slimy lake persian corner
  02/15/14
If you ve been following the discussion above you ll know th...
Orange sex offender
  02/15/14
Husband shops? u mean she'll be leaving Brian McHugh? h...
Thriller turdskin deer antler
  02/15/14
Heide Iravani: Has $800k household income, can afford childr...
ruddy disturbing ticket booth toaster
  02/15/14
I don't think anyone is denying that she has it made, the po...
Fuchsia Hominid Shrine
  02/15/14
more like me: trustfund, aw yeahhhh
Thriller turdskin deer antler
  02/15/14
That's a pretty good deal.
ruddy disturbing ticket booth toaster
  02/15/14
Well good for her, but she's still just keeping up appearanc...
Laughsome National Sweet Tailpipe
  02/15/14
She's already married doe
Carnelian galvanic shitlib
  02/15/14
ML is nbd. Three people from my TTT work there also. Pretty ...
Amber Address Round Eye
  02/15/14
IBD doesnt give a shit about JDs, grab a shovel and start sh...
Orange sex offender
  02/15/14
how many of u poasters were even around when she first becam...
slimy lake persian corner
  02/15/14
I was here then and long before.
ruddy disturbing ticket booth toaster
  02/15/14
If not, here's backstory http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.ph...
Thriller turdskin deer antler
  02/15/14
Sup
emerald soul-stirring ceo range
  02/15/14
she had nothing to do with the t14 contest had she insisted...
Light field
  03/17/15
Does that job pay big $? Like, is it horse buying money?
green abnormal volcanic crater
  02/15/14
it's not clear what she's doing there imo but an IBD asso...
slimy lake persian corner
  02/15/14
salary is much lower, i presume its a paycut from BIGLAW, so...
Orange sex offender
  02/15/14
im talking all-in compensation let's say she's a second y...
slimy lake persian corner
  02/15/14
yep in that case paycut, bonus is more likely 40-80K, no way...
Orange sex offender
  02/15/14
That's not horse buying money in NYC.
green abnormal volcanic crater
  02/15/14
LOL
Purple Bossy Pozpig
  02/15/14
she's a financial advisor, aka a repackaged broker
Frum Haunting Garrison
  02/16/14
Envy this baby: it'll be suckin Heide Iravani McHugh's HUGE ...
Thriller turdskin deer antler
  02/22/14
...
ruddy disturbing ticket booth toaster
  03/17/15
http://i.imgur.com/NZqQkmY.jpg
charcoal wonderful legal warrant pistol
  03/17/15


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Date: February 15th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: Thriller turdskin deer antler

http://www.brightscope.com/financial-planning/advisor/934171/Heide-Iravani/

Other Names: Heide Motaghi Iravani

Firm:

Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner & Smith Incorporated

Type: Registered Representative

Description

Heide Iravani is a financial professional at Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner & Smith Incorporated, a $385B RIA based in New York, NY. Heide has held an industry securities registration for less than a year and is subject to FINRA oversight.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023865)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: filthy degenerate indian lodge

:D ir8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023898)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: Thriller turdskin deer antler

wai?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023912)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: filthy degenerate indian lodge

Life-PWN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023919)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:29 PM
Author: Thriller turdskin deer antler

thot he went to lawschool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024066)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: Fuchsia Hominid Shrine

It sucks that connections trump honesty, merit, and moral worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023935)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:07 PM
Author: Irradiated school cafeteria mad-dog skullcap

pretty spotty employment history for YLS grad

did the lolsuit mess up her shit? (I came to xo in 08 after it was done)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023947)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: filthy degenerate indian lodge

?? She's listing her SA-ship and working for some solo during 3L

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023949)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:11 PM
Author: greedy selfie space

LOL what the fuck are you talking about?

*graduates from reasonably good UG*

*works normal post UG job*

*gets Fulbright*

*goes to YLS*

*gets SA*

*works BIGLAW in MFH at good firm for ~3 years*

*gets into finance*

xo's filled with a bunch of retards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023967)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: Thriller turdskin deer antler

um...u forgot:

*got FIRED from "biglaw"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024073)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Floppy Theatre

everyone gets fired from biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024224)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Carnelian galvanic shitlib

Not as a SA from YLS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024253)



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Date: February 16th, 2014 7:23 AM
Author: greedy selfie space

??? the fuck are you talking about she worked at a good firm and is leaving who knows why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25027908)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 11:57 AM
Author: Thriller turdskin deer antler

HI HEIDE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#27505144)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: slimy lake persian corner

"finance" is a broad concept

if she got a PE gig at a megafund, that's one thing. ML/BOA is a preftige drop. It's not like she got a VP/MD gig; in fact, she may be taking a pay cut (compare 5th year associate comp to 1st year IBD at ML/BOA)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024144)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: Swashbuckling embarrassed to the bone hissy fit theater

("Prodigy")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25065653)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: shimmering mental disorder

Academic pedigree is flame and guarantees you nothing but "prestige." If this board should have taut you anything, it's this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023973)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: Orange sex offender

o god why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023955)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:14 PM
Author: ruddy disturbing ticket booth toaster

Isn't Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner & Smith a financial advisor?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023980)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:19 PM
Author: Orange sex offender

yes, yr point...? ibd is financial advisory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024001)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: ruddy disturbing ticket booth toaster

I thought that became Bank of America Merrill Lynch.

I think she's at a wealth manager.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024022)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:25 PM
Author: Orange sex offender

nope, 79 and 63 certified, straight models and bottles IBD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024038)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: ruddy disturbing ticket booth toaster

I'll take your word for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024141)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:29 PM
Author: fragrant up-to-no-good locale milk

She's a financial adviser. And according to the link most of her managed money is for individuals. She probably has enough rich people in her family that she'll be fine, but that's not what people mean when they refer to I-banking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024064)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: Orange sex offender

link? yo chief shes IBD, checked FINRA



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024077)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: Thriller turdskin deer antler

HEIDE IRAVANI

CRD# 6235859

Broker

No Disclosures

This broker is currently registered with the following FINRA firm(s):

MERRILL LYNCH, PIERCE, FENNER & SMITH INCORPORATED (CRD# 7691) Registered with this firm since 9/17/2013

ONE BRYANT PARK, INVESTMENT BANKING, NEW YORK, NY 10036

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024158)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Orange sex offender

dont stop there, get the full report

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024178)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:19 PM
Author: Poppy Senate

someone bump the thread where ak47 threatened to rape her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024006)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Thriller turdskin deer antler

bumped this

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1917493&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024095)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:28 PM
Author: Laughsome National Sweet Tailpipe

Is XO actually MAF that she downshifted hours and will make $200K for a few years while she husband shops?

She was likely marry off and get knocked up by some Jew bro from a decent family pulling down minimum $500K anyway. This gives her better access to finance and banking dudes who are making the cash you need to sustainable life in MFH with a family. Nothing to be mad about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024059)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: Orange sex offender

lol @ downshit, more like 100+ hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024089)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Laughsome National Sweet Tailpipe

for wealth management? not even fucking close. that's a retirement gig compared to biglaw in manhattan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024192)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: slimy lake persian corner

wealth management also makes SPS bonuses, at least before reaching the VP or MD levels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024242)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Orange sex offender

If you ve been following the discussion above you ll know that she's in IBD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25025728)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:34 PM
Author: Thriller turdskin deer antler

Husband shops?

u mean she'll be leaving Brian McHugh?

http://heideandbrian.ourwedding.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024105)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: ruddy disturbing ticket booth toaster

Heide Iravani: Has $800k household income, can afford children.

u: poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024120)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: Fuchsia Hominid Shrine

I don't think anyone is denying that she has it made, the point is that she is a horrible person with absolutely no talent. If she had been born in some rural town she would still be there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024124)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Thriller turdskin deer antler

more like

me: trustfund, aw yeahhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024127)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: ruddy disturbing ticket booth toaster

That's a pretty good deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024133)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Laughsome National Sweet Tailpipe

Well good for her, but she's still just keeping up appearances until Bri-Bri can start cuttin' brains on his own and pulls down $650K/yr. The point is that XO shouldn't care and rich connected chicks like her do this stuff all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024214)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:35 PM
Author: Carnelian galvanic shitlib

She's already married doe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024118)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Amber Address Round Eye

ML is nbd. Three people from my TTT work there also. Pretty shocking she couldn't do better w/ YLS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024097)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:35 PM
Author: Orange sex offender

IBD doesnt give a shit about JDs, grab a shovel and start shoveling shit with the analysts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024112)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: slimy lake persian corner

how many of u poasters were even around when she first became infamous on xoxohth in the T14 hot contest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024125)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: ruddy disturbing ticket booth toaster

I was here then and long before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024143)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: Thriller turdskin deer antler

If not, here's backstory

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246410&forum_id=2

http://encyclopediadramatica.es/AutoAdmit#The_LOLSuit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024148)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: emerald soul-stirring ceo range

Sup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25025889)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 12:04 PM
Author: Light field

she had nothing to do with the t14 contest

had she insisted her attorney only sue the people who deserved it, she would be 0% culpable for everything concerning her and xoxo

as it is, she is less than 1% culpable. there were and continue to be a lot of very mean, stupid fuckers around here who went after her for no legitimate reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#27505189)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: green abnormal volcanic crater

Does that job pay big $? Like, is it horse buying money?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024139)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: slimy lake persian corner

it's not clear what she's doing there imo

but an IBD associate at BOA/ML probably makes 180-250k/yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024149)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Orange sex offender

salary is much lower, i presume its a paycut from BIGLAW, somebody chime in on 3rd year associate pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024189)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: slimy lake persian corner

im talking all-in compensation

let's say she's a second year IBD associate

base = 120k

bonus = 40-120k

she'd be a 5th year biglaw associate now had she stayed, which is 230k + 30-35k bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024207)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Orange sex offender

yep in that case paycut, bonus is more likely 40-80K, no way shes getting top bucket as a law firm lateral

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024235)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: green abnormal volcanic crater

That's not horse buying money in NYC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024196)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:58 PM
Author: Purple Bossy Pozpig

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024275)



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Date: February 16th, 2014 7:34 AM
Author: Frum Haunting Garrison

she's a financial advisor, aka a repackaged broker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25027915)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 1:09 PM
Author: Thriller turdskin deer antler

Envy this baby: it'll be suckin Heide Iravani McHugh's HUGE TITS

http://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1/1898038_10101837182937488_773047679_n.jpg

Theodore McHugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25065650)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 7:01 PM
Author: ruddy disturbing ticket booth toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#27508085)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 7:06 PM
Author: charcoal wonderful legal warrant pistol

http://i.imgur.com/NZqQkmY.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#27508105)