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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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burgundy at-the-ready whorehouse hunting ground
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
trip misunderstood kitchen boistinker
  08/28/25
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burgundy at-the-ready whorehouse hunting ground
  08/28/25
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Violent senate
  08/28/25
that's it?
Fighting pozpig quadroon
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
burgundy at-the-ready whorehouse hunting ground
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
thirsty self-absorbed dopamine becky
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Fighting pozpig quadroon
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
soul-stirring meetinghouse
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Fantasy-prone shrine death wish
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
soul-stirring meetinghouse
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Fantasy-prone shrine death wish
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
soul-stirring meetinghouse
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Fantasy-prone shrine death wish
  09/12/25
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Fantasy-prone shrine death wish
  10/28/25
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lfo
  11/27/25
Haha wow
internet-worthy exhilarant house
  08/28/25
Happy?
Spectacular Nubile Giraffe Partner
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
internet-worthy exhilarant house
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
soul-stirring meetinghouse
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Violent senate
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
soul-stirring meetinghouse
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Violent senate
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Gold rehab lettuce
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Crawly site crotch
  08/28/25
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passionate beta roommate
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Flushed messiness
  08/29/25
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wonderful unhinged abode knife
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Cream soggy chapel regret
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Adventurous Ivory Genital Piercing
  08/29/25
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passionate beta roommate
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Swashbuckling jet circlehead pocket flask
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Adventurous Ivory Genital Piercing
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Fantasy-prone shrine death wish
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
razzle angry mother
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
soul-stirring meetinghouse
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
internet-worthy exhilarant house
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Cream soggy chapel regret
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
soul-stirring meetinghouse
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
motley tantric market associate
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Cheese-eating state dingle berry
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
internet-worthy exhilarant house
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Violent senate
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
soul-stirring meetinghouse
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Adventurous Ivory Genital Piercing
  09/01/25
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soul-stirring meetinghouse
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Adventurous Ivory Genital Piercing
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
soul-stirring meetinghouse
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Spectacular Nubile Giraffe Partner
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
internet-worthy exhilarant house
  09/01/25
?
Fantasy-prone shrine death wish
  09/12/25
?
lfo
  11/27/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Electric multi-billionaire
  09/01/25
Fuck you
internet-worthy exhilarant house
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
soul-stirring meetinghouse
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Fantasy-prone shrine death wish
  09/12/25
Yes
soul-stirring meetinghouse
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Fantasy-prone shrine death wish
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Fantasy-prone shrine death wish
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
burgundy at-the-ready whorehouse hunting ground
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: burgundy at-the-ready whorehouse hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: trip misunderstood kitchen boistinker

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: burgundy at-the-ready whorehouse hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Violent senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Fighting pozpig quadroon

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: burgundy at-the-ready whorehouse hunting ground

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: thirsty self-absorbed dopamine becky

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Fighting pozpig quadroon

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: soul-stirring meetinghouse

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone shrine death wish

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: soul-stirring meetinghouse

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone shrine death wish

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: soul-stirring meetinghouse

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone shrine death wish

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone shrine death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49466781)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: internet-worthy exhilarant house

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Spectacular Nubile Giraffe Partner

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: internet-worthy exhilarant house

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: soul-stirring meetinghouse

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Violent senate

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: soul-stirring meetinghouse

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Violent senate

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Gold rehab lettuce

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Crawly site crotch

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: passionate beta roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Flushed messiness

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: wonderful unhinged abode knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Cream soggy chapel regret

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Adventurous Ivory Genital Piercing

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: passionate beta roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Swashbuckling jet circlehead pocket flask

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Adventurous Ivory Genital Piercing

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone shrine death wish

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: razzle angry mother

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: soul-stirring meetinghouse

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: internet-worthy exhilarant house

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Cream soggy chapel regret

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: soul-stirring meetinghouse

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: motley tantric market associate

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Cheese-eating state dingle berry

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: internet-worthy exhilarant house

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Violent senate

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: soul-stirring meetinghouse

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Adventurous Ivory Genital Piercing

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: soul-stirring meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Adventurous Ivory Genital Piercing

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: soul-stirring meetinghouse

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Spectacular Nubile Giraffe Partner

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: internet-worthy exhilarant house

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone shrine death wish

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49466782)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Electric multi-billionaire

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: internet-worthy exhilarant house

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: soul-stirring meetinghouse

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone shrine death wish

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: soul-stirring meetinghouse

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone shrine death wish

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone shrine death wish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: burgundy at-the-ready whorehouse hunting ground

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259839)