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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts
| burgundy at-the-ready whorehouse hunting ground | 08/28/25 |
| trip misunderstood kitchen boistinker | 08/28/25 |
| burgundy at-the-ready whorehouse hunting ground | 08/28/25 |
| Violent senate | 08/28/25 |
| Fighting pozpig quadroon | 08/28/25 |
| burgundy at-the-ready whorehouse hunting ground | 08/28/25 |
| thirsty self-absorbed dopamine becky | 08/28/25 |
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| soul-stirring meetinghouse | 08/29/25 |
| Fantasy-prone shrine death wish | 08/29/25 |
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| Fantasy-prone shrine death wish | 08/29/25 |
| soul-stirring meetinghouse | 08/29/25 |
| Fantasy-prone shrine death wish | 09/12/25 |
| Fantasy-prone shrine death wish | 10/28/25 |
| lfo | 11/27/25 |
| internet-worthy exhilarant house | 08/28/25 |
| Spectacular Nubile Giraffe Partner | 08/28/25 |
| internet-worthy exhilarant house | 08/28/25 |
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| Violent senate | 08/28/25 |
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| Violent senate | 08/28/25 |
| Gold rehab lettuce | 08/28/25 |
| Crawly site crotch | 08/28/25 |
| passionate beta roommate | 08/29/25 |
| Flushed messiness | 08/29/25 |
| wonderful unhinged abode knife | 09/01/25 |
| Cream soggy chapel regret | 08/28/25 |
| Adventurous Ivory Genital Piercing | 08/29/25 |
| passionate beta roommate | 08/29/25 |
| Swashbuckling jet circlehead pocket flask | 08/29/25 |
| Adventurous Ivory Genital Piercing | 08/29/25 |
| Fantasy-prone shrine death wish | 08/29/25 |
| razzle angry mother | 08/29/25 |
| soul-stirring meetinghouse | 08/29/25 |
| internet-worthy exhilarant house | 08/29/25 |
| Cream soggy chapel regret | 08/29/25 |
| soul-stirring meetinghouse | 08/29/25 |
| motley tantric market associate | 08/29/25 |
| Cheese-eating state dingle berry | 08/29/25 |
| internet-worthy exhilarant house | 08/29/25 |
| Violent senate | 08/29/25 |
| soul-stirring meetinghouse | 09/01/25 |
| Adventurous Ivory Genital Piercing | 09/01/25 |
| soul-stirring meetinghouse | 09/01/25 |
| Adventurous Ivory Genital Piercing | 09/01/25 |
| soul-stirring meetinghouse | 09/01/25 |
| Spectacular Nubile Giraffe Partner | 09/01/25 |
| internet-worthy exhilarant house | 09/01/25 |
| Fantasy-prone shrine death wish | 09/12/25 |
| lfo | 11/27/25 |
| Electric multi-billionaire | 09/01/25 |
| internet-worthy exhilarant house | 09/01/25 |
| soul-stirring meetinghouse | 09/12/25 |
| Fantasy-prone shrine death wish | 09/12/25 |
| soul-stirring meetinghouse | 09/12/25 |
| Fantasy-prone shrine death wish | 09/12/25 |
| Fantasy-prone shrine death wish | 09/12/25 |
| burgundy at-the-ready whorehouse hunting ground | 09/12/25 |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: burgundy at-the-ready whorehouse hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219929) |
Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: trip misunderstood kitchen boistinker lol @ the cowboys (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219931) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM Author: burgundy at-the-ready whorehouse hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219934) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM Author: Violent senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220268) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: Fighting pozpig quadroon that's it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219933) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM Author: burgundy at-the-ready whorehouse hunting ground pack is paying him $47 million per year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219935) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM Author: thirsty self-absorbed dopamine becky and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219964) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM Author: Fighting pozpig quadroon 1 sack doesnt sound good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219972) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM Author: soul-stirring meetinghouse Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221767) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM Author: Fantasy-prone shrine death wish 1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221776) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: soul-stirring meetinghouse Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221849) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: Fantasy-prone shrine death wish Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221854) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM Author: soul-stirring meetinghouse I like the Packers. This was a retarded move. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221953) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM Author: Fantasy-prone shrine death wish Where are we on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259308) |
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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM Author: Fantasy-prone shrine death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49381541) |
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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM Author: lfo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49466781) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM Author: internet-worthy exhilarant house Haha wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219940) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM Author: Spectacular Nubile Giraffe Partner Happy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219948) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: internet-worthy exhilarant house I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.
Worth it if we win a SB while he's around. |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM Author: soul-stirring meetinghouse Good move by the Boys. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220276) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM Author: Violent senate lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM Author: soul-stirring meetinghouse He costs more than he is worth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220305) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM Author: Violent senate what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM Author: Gold rehab lettuce three fifths, ackshually (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220313) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM Author: Crawly site crotch It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.
The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.
The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years. |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM Author: passionate beta roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220854) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: Flushed messiness Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221253) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM Author: wonderful unhinged abode knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228871) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM Author: Cream soggy chapel regret Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220386) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM Author: Adventurous Ivory Genital Piercing im with xo jerry on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220829) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM Author: passionate beta roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220876) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM Author: Swashbuckling jet circlehead pocket flask Its interesting because:
1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.
2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.
I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter... |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM Author: Adventurous Ivory Genital Piercing two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220859) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: Fantasy-prone shrine death wish The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221251) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM Author: razzle angry mother LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221238) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM Author: soul-stirring meetinghouse So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221432) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM Author: internet-worthy exhilarant house "The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."
I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM Author: Cream soggy chapel regret The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research. https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/ |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: soul-stirring meetinghouse , he lisped. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49223039) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM Author: motley tantric market associate lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221917) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM Author: Cheese-eating state dingle berry Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2 |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM Author: internet-worthy exhilarant house I responded in under one hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49222736) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM Author: Violent senate this is so fucking stupid worse than luka (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49223051) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM Author: soul-stirring meetinghouse Micah's back is shot lol.
https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19 |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM Author: Adventurous Ivory Genital Piercing xo jerry wins again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228692) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM Author: soul-stirring meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228696) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM Author: Adventurous Ivory Genital Piercing the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228706) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM Author: soul-stirring meetinghouse It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49229109) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM Author: Spectacular Nubile Giraffe Partner Lolololol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228851) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM Author: internet-worthy exhilarant house Obviously not ideal
Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM Author: Fantasy-prone shrine death wish ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259310) |
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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM Author: lfo ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49466782) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM Author: Electric multi-billionaire Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228735) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM Author: internet-worthy exhilarant house Fuck you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49229153) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM Author: soul-stirring meetinghouse I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259344) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM Author: Fantasy-prone shrine death wish "shouldn't've" you mean? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259448) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM Author: soul-stirring meetinghouse Yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259689) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM Author: Fantasy-prone shrine death wish ty for your honesty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259833) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM Author: Fantasy-prone shrine death wish https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259608) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM Author: burgundy at-the-ready whorehouse hunting ground parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259839) |