Taunt him when he randomly demands milk and I know its just bullshit to change the subject
dont wipe the beach sand fully off him before putting a new diaper on
Evidently embarrass him in public by quoting from his baby books when he looks at something at the zoo. (WTF--he's worried about his peeps teasing him or something? He's TWO!)
Take his "green car" away from him and hand it to his playmate because his playmate kept asking for it and he was all Fuck No!