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Date: October 23rd, 2005 11:32 PM Author: beady-eyed really tough guy ...
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Date: October 23rd, 2005 11:33 PM Author: Exhilarant weed whacker milk did you post that thinking it clever? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4121252) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:58 PM Author: beady-eyed really tough guy I thought it might be somewhat amusing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124353) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2005 11:35 PM Author: galvanic sanctuary rigor 143. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4121279) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2005 11:37 PM Author: beady-eyed really tough guy WIth such a low score, maybe I should accept Stroock's offer after all... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4121289) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2005 11:38 PM Author: Marvelous Cuck "penguin"... HA!... THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!... you know, because they have penguins... in groups!!!
(feel validated now?) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2005 11:43 PM Author: Deep Sapphire Mental Disorder hahahaha penguins! LOLZ PENGUINS LMAO LOLZ!!!1111 FUCKING PENGUINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4121361) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2005 11:40 PM Author: Saffron fanboi nope, not funny at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4121326) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2005 11:41 PM Author: zippy provocative theatre international law enforcement agency Fantastic. The Cornballer says, muy bien! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4121333) |
Date: October 23rd, 2005 11:43 PM Author: Deep Sapphire Mental Disorder 122 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4121353) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:00 AM Author: Exhilarant weed whacker milk at least you had the good sense to delete. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4121522) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:01 AM Author: Titillating crimson regret persian Another Stroock hater pwns himself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4121533) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:03 AM Author: Vivacious at-the-ready cuckold What was the contents of the "letter"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4121551) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 11:56 AM Author: beady-eyed really tough guy It is interesting how unadulterated Stroock-bashing is so highly appreciated on this board and yet something like the original post was not well-received. That said, I'm willing to repost if there is sufficient demand for those of you who are curious to read the so-called monstrosity I had drafted. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124105) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 11:59 AM Author: cerise swollen trailer park reading party Why'd you pussy out in the first place? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124118) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:06 PM Author: beady-eyed really tough guy Because I thought the morning posters might be more intrigued by a deleted post. In addition, it did not test well with the studio audience.
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:07 PM Author: cerise swollen trailer park reading party Where's your artistic integrity? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124143) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:16 PM Author: beady-eyed really tough guy Since I do not consider my writings "art", in contrast to many people on this board, the artistic integrity argument does not apply. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124178) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 5:46 PM Author: Diverse nudist macaca 170. good save.
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:03 AM Author: angry soul-stirring deer antler Fucking horrible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4121547) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:05 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy athletic conference laser beams so bad the OP deleted it. Sad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4121581) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:06 AM Author: angry soul-stirring deer antler Wow, how shameful! He was bashed so mercilessly for his failed attempt at humor that he deleted the OP. Nice work team. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4121593) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:11 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy athletic conference laser beams I find it depressing when someone gets so ruthlessly gangbanged, but it is hard not to look and admire the pwnage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4121645) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:12 AM Author: Vivacious at-the-ready cuckold PWN3D (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4121658) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:14 AM Author: angry soul-stirring deer antler I love it, it's the perfect free market at work. Had he done well we would have given him 180s. Instead he was bitchslapped . This is just the XOXO market removing an inefficiency. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4121676) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 11:52 AM Author: beady-eyed really tough guy Posner would be proud (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124082) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 11:57 AM Author: beady-eyed really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124110) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:11 PM Author: Purple Big Gunner Station Pansy, repost so I can see the worthlessness. Think of it this way - right now you have a 120, you can only go up... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124152) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:22 PM Author: beady-eyed really tough guy You are going to have to ask a little nicer, buddy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124205) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:24 PM Author: Purple Big Gunner Station I'm going to go with the predictable "fuck you." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124211) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:30 PM Author: beady-eyed really tough guy 150. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124235) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:31 PM Author: Silver wrinkle cumskin You've established your wussitude, no need to drive it further into our heads. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124241) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:33 PM Author: beady-eyed really tough guy Reverse psychology is not a bad idea... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124247) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:32 PM Author: Purple Big Gunner Station Well at least I'm beating your average for this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124244) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:34 PM Author: beady-eyed really tough guy That is only because I'm very generous with my grading. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124249) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:35 PM Author: Purple Big Gunner Station Look, I didn't make a comment that was looking for a grade anyway, jackass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124258) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:38 PM Author: beady-eyed really tough guy "looking for a grade ?" Please do enlighten me as to when a particular comment is "looking for a grade" and how your reply is responsive to my prior post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124274) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:41 PM Author: Silver wrinkle cumskin Subject: Short term memory failure alert! "please review my stroock ding letter" = particular comment looking for a grade.
Quit before you get further behind. |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:41 PM Author: Purple Big Gunner Station I wasn't trying to be funny or clever. I said FUCK YOU. That is all. Such a comment is not worthy of being graded one way or another and is not intended to be read as such. Your OP was obviously meant to be funny in some way or another and just as obviously was pathetic, retarded, and painfully unfunny. You posted it looking for a "grade" and you know it. It isn't my fault that the grade you got was a failing one. So fuck off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124286) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:52 PM Author: beady-eyed really tough guy I wasn't grading the wording of your comment per se but rather its effectiveness given the context. I'm not sure why you think that you have the monopoly on deciding which comment is "worthy of being graded" and which comment is not. Moreover, I don't know why, without having seen my original post, you infer that the post was pathetic, etc. merely from a few negative comments (a staple on this board) and my decision to delete it (which, for all you know, has nothing to do with the fact that the original post was not appreciated). Finally, just for the record, I was not looking for a grade but for comments. Is there anything else you wish to add to this admittedly pathetic quibble ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124321) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:53 PM Author: Silver wrinkle cumskin Subject: First rule of holes When you're in a hole, STOP DIGGING! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124331) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:55 PM Author: Claret Exciting Hall No, the first rule is to dig up, stupid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124334) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 12:56 PM Author: beady-eyed really tough guy That may be, but that requires an awareness that one is in a hole and possibly an admission to that effect. I have neither. :)
But at least you're trying to be helpful (I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt here) and that I appreciate. |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:02 PM Author: Purple Big Gunner Station I don't think I have a monopoly, but you're just being a cockdunce if you don't realize that there are some posts that are intended to be graded and others that aren't.
No. |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:06 PM Author: beady-eyed really tough guy It may be that some are more so "intended" than others but it's not as clear-cut as you've made it seem in prior posts. That's all. "No" refers to ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124399) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:08 PM Author: Purple Big Gunner Station Your final question. I don't have anything else to say. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124407) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:04 PM Author: Swashbuckling Metal Police Squad This thread is hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124387) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:06 PM Author: Purple Big Gunner Station 155 (I'm a generous grader.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124395) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:09 PM Author: beady-eyed really tough guy Your sarcastically offered olive branch is nonetheless accepted. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124411) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:14 PM Author: beady-eyed really tough guy Thank you, zoomtard; I just wanted to demonstrate that it is possible to conduct a squabble on XOXO without name-calling and other uncivilized behavior. And, of course, amuse you all in the process. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124437) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:08 PM Author: galvanic sanctuary rigor This may be the most complete pwnage in the history of this board. The OP is now fighting with someone about whose comment was worse.
For what it's worth, the original letter was something similar to this:
Dear Stroock,
I regret to inform you that I will be dinging your firm and will not be spending my summer at your TTT in your penguin group. I must admit that your firm's emphasis on bowling was a deciding factor. My credentials indicate that our paths will likely never cross again during my career, and I sincerely hope this is the case.
Seriously, this is almost a direct quote. I think he mentioned bowling too. It was truly awful. |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:09 PM Author: Silver wrinkle cumskin It is a self pwnag3, which makes it horrible yet fascinating. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124414) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:10 PM Author: galvanic sanctuary rigor Good point. This thread is (((((softbatch))))). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124422) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:20 PM Author: beady-eyed really tough guy I think we would all enjoy it if you could elaborate, dmf. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124461) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:10 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy athletic conference laser beams There was also something about "I regret to inform you that I am dinging your firm" at the beginning, i think. Horrible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124419) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:11 PM Author: galvanic sanctuary rigor You are right. It was a sight to behold. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124423) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:14 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy athletic conference laser beams edit your original post so future readers will be able to appreciate the compete embarassment that was OP posters effort. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124435) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:16 PM Author: galvanic sanctuary rigor It is very close to the original letter now. Thanks for your assistance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124443) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:18 PM Author: beady-eyed really tough guy I'm sorry but your recollection does not do justice to my original post. And no, I did not mention bowling. Bowling is for proles. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124452) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:21 PM Author: galvanic sanctuary rigor Just repost it. It wasn't that bad. Other than the bowling, I think I'm pretty close. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124469) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:24 PM Author: beady-eyed really tough guy Well, a lot of it is in the phrasing. I can't repost now anyway; I don't have access to that file. Perhaps late this afternoon if you all ask nicely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124489) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:26 PM Author: galvanic sanctuary rigor YOU ACTUALLY HAVE THIS SAVED?
OMG COMPLETELY PWN3D!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!!!! |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:47 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy athletic conference laser beams He probably needed to put it into word to make sure he didn't make any spelling mistakes. He probably saves each of his posts, actually. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124646) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:56 PM Author: beady-eyed really tough guy Sorry to disappoint you; that is not the case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124685) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:08 PM Author: misanthropic bisexual roommate I have no idea what the fuck is going on here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124409) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:28 PM Author: Pungent church building someone post the original (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124514) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:31 PM Author: galvanic sanctuary rigor Please see my above post. It is a very close approximation.
With that said, the OP apparently has the original saved. He must have put a great deal of time and effort into it. |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:36 PM Author: Pungent church building that is pretty bad. i hope he didn't spend a lot of time on it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124581) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:37 PM Author: beady-eyed really tough guy I spent about three minutes drafting it but I do have it saved. What's wrong with that ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124587) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:40 PM Author: galvanic sanctuary rigor It indicates that you thought your work was so brilliant that it would be needed at some later date. Maybe you were planning on e-mailing it to your friends. Maybe you wanted to post it at your law school or tell people about it at parties.
The point is this: you did more to PWN yourself in three minutes than most people ever do and you saved the evidence because you thought it was hilarious.
Complete and total PWN4G3. |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:45 PM Author: beady-eyed really tough guy It indicates no such thing. I save everything. That's what people in the legal profession do, in case you didn't know. Your inferences are woefully inadequate and completely incorrect.
I'm also looking for a XOXO dictionary definition for PWN-related neologisms. Anyone here care to provide it ? |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:47 PM Author: Purple Big Gunner Station You might save everything, but you don't really need to save this thread. You'll see it again when God shows it to you as evidence for why he's rejecting you from heaven. And again when the Devil uses it to explain why he doesn't want you in hell. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124647) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:57 PM Author: beady-eyed really tough guy Your humor is really too dark for your moniker. :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124691) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:49 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy athletic conference laser beams "I save everything. That's what people in the legal profession do, in case you didn't know."
This may be the funniest part of this whole thread. Are you even in law school?
Cardinal, you should just forget this moniker and find a new one, because you will never be able to overcome this pwnage. |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:55 PM Author: beady-eyed really tough guy I am. Are you ? Thanks for your advice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124682) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:33 PM Author: mahogany bull headed roast beef rehab the OP is being a pussy and then has the fucking gall to defend himself by telling people they have not been true to the spirit of his post which is too shameful to see the light of the day.
PWN3D^infinity |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:39 PM Author: beady-eyed really tough guy It's really not THAT bad but show me an XOXO poster without chutzpah and I will show you a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124598) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:43 PM Author: Purple Big Gunner Station Main Entry: chutz·pah Variant(s): also chutz·pa /'hut-sp&, '[k]ut-, -(")spä/ Function: noun Etymology: Yiddish khutspe, from Late Hebrew huspAh : supreme self-confidence
WTF are you trying to say? |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:46 PM Author: beady-eyed really tough guy I'm trying to say that it having the "gall" to defend myself the way I did, I was merely being a good XOXO poster. Does this help ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124642) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:48 PM Author: Purple Big Gunner Station Generally the "show me a... and I'll show you a..." is used in a different manner. The way your post is constructed it makes it sound like all XO posters have supreme self-confidence, which is wrong, many don't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124651) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:51 PM Author: beady-eyed really tough guy Chutzpah is not having a supreme self-confidence but rather acting like you do. While I think it's pretty clear that many people here don't have it, it is also clear that most act like they do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124662) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:53 PM Author: Purple Big Gunner Station No they don't. Probably 25% of posters are pretty open about not being confident and always screwing up. :D, americanski, Vir, etc. come to mind. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124673) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:50 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy athletic conference laser beams The point was - the fact that you are defending your post, but are too afraid to repost it, shows that you are a sissy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124658) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:54 PM Author: beady-eyed really tough guy It shows that I don't have the much maligned file, as I've indicated above. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124678) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 1:55 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy athletic conference laser beams Ok - the fact that you need a "file" to repost your bullshit strook ding letter makes you a sissy. Feel better? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124683) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 2:02 PM Author: beady-eyed really tough guy That's a non-sequitur. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4124709) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 5:14 PM Author: galvanic sanctuary rigor This needs to be bumped. Never has a poster been so completely and fully pwn3d. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4126110) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 5:25 PM Author: Exhilarant weed whacker milk i'm sort of proud i was first to mount and ride. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4126191) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 5:31 PM Author: vigorous violet resort quadroon stfub (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4126235) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 5:36 PM Author: Exhilarant weed whacker milk as far as you're concerned, i was number 3498573094. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4126271) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 5:39 PM Author: vigorous violet resort quadroon but that's because nobody doesn't love a dirty ho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4126296) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 5:36 PM Author: galvanic sanctuary rigor You may have been first, but I did the majority of the PWNING later in the thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4126273) |
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Date: October 24th, 2005 5:40 PM Author: vigorous violet resort quadroon true, and your moniker is an excellent choice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=284590&forum_id=2#4126302) |
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