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Hypo: $250,000 for you to eat penis tartare. Details inside.
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Date: September 14th, 2022 7:13 PM Author: Slate space trump supporter It's an entire penis, including the testicles, washed, cleaned / dehaired, minced, and thoughtfully seasoned. It's presented well on a china dish. If you look closely through the bits of viscera, veins, skin, you can somewhat make out where different bites may have come from (e.g., the texture of a piece from the penis head is different from that of a piece from the shaft) but at a distance, it all looks fairly uniform. You have an hour to eat the dish; if you do so, you'll receive $250,000. Addendum: If you accept the challenge but fail to complete it within the hour (e.g., back out) you will lose your hand. Do you accept the challenge? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5192335&forum_id=2#45171670) |
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Date: September 14th, 2022 7:15 PM Author: lascivious home To be fair,
Yes but where do I get the $250,000? |
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Date: September 14th, 2022 11:41 PM Author: high-end volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5192335&forum_id=2#45173080) |
Date: September 14th, 2022 7:15 PM Author: mahogany erotic parlor i feel like i'd puke. what about penis kitfo. can i mix it in with beef?
also, is the penis sustainably and ethically sourced? |
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Date: September 14th, 2022 7:19 PM Author: Slate space trump supporter No mixing of other meats. You may only add salt, pepper, hot sauce (from small tabasco bottles only, each one of which is individually wrapped and will take some time to unwrap), mignonette sauce, or cocktail sauce. There's an adequate supply of each condiment but you may not "hack" the dish by e.g., pouring a gallon of cocktail sauce into it; the offering must still bear the essence of the dish as was intended in its original form. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5192335&forum_id=2#45171708) |
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Date: September 14th, 2022 7:22 PM Author: mahogany erotic parlor i might give it a try, but i would probably back out. i can't even eat badly done lengua, much less human penis. different calculus if it was an animal penis perhaps. again, was it ethically sourced? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5192335&forum_id=2#45171729) |
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Date: September 14th, 2022 7:23 PM Author: Slate space trump supporter Oh I forgot to add (sorry for the omission) that if you accept the challenge but fail to complete it within the hour (e.g., back out) you will lose your hand. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5192335&forum_id=2#45171742) |
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Date: September 14th, 2022 7:25 PM Author: mahogany erotic parlor what the fuck? no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5192335&forum_id=2#45171751) |
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Date: September 14th, 2022 8:40 PM Author: Slate space trump supporter Primarily because of the risk of losing your hand or the unappetizing nature of the penis dish? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5192335&forum_id=2#45172123) |
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Date: September 14th, 2022 9:06 PM Author: mahogany erotic parlor 1. losing hand 2. possible unethical harvesting of the penis the unappetizing nature of the dish is whatever. if it was ethically sourced maybe it tastes good |
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Date: September 14th, 2022 7:16 PM Author: Cream lay nibblets id hope my 250k would go towards a well endowed man's member (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5192335&forum_id=2#45171685) |
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Date: September 14th, 2022 7:21 PM Author: Slate space trump supporter If you successfully consume the full penis tartare you may (but are not required to) learn about the identity of the penis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5192335&forum_id=2#45171722) |
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Date: September 14th, 2022 7:22 PM Author: Primrose death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5192335&forum_id=2#45171728) |
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Date: September 14th, 2022 7:22 PM Author: Slate space trump supporter It's 100% from a human. See also: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5192335&forum_id=2#45171722 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5192335&forum_id=2#45171736) |
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Date: September 14th, 2022 7:23 PM Author: Primrose death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5192335&forum_id=2#45171738) |
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Date: September 14th, 2022 8:40 PM Author: Vermilion unholy juggernaut yes, wtf? who cares (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5192335&forum_id=2#45172130) |
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Date: September 14th, 2022 8:44 PM Author: Vibrant turdskin clown China got you beat there bro:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guo_Li_Zhuang
Except they don't exactly pay you $250k |
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Date: September 14th, 2022 11:29 PM Author: vigorous bearded place of business library 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5192335&forum_id=2#45173012) |
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Date: September 14th, 2022 11:28 PM Author: rough-skinned boistinker Can I pick the penis ethnicity? If so, I'm all in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5192335&forum_id=2#45173004) |
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Date: September 14th, 2022 11:39 PM Author: glittery sound barrier jap Penis isn't worth nearly that much. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5192335&forum_id=2#45173069) |
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Date: September 14th, 2022 11:43 PM Author: bateful headpube selfie niggas out here phonie have ya spooked to slang the keys mane I'm like a diner thief asking niggas pass the piece cowards out here hating on me check the hook this ain't a please faggot Shut ya mouth bitch shut ya mouth bitch |
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Date: October 23rd, 2022 10:17 AM Author: Slate space trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5192335&forum_id=2#45376708) |