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Who's better off? Biglaw equity partner or shitlaw king, same income
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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:32 PM Author: When I grow up I want to be a pumo Assume both make $2 million a year, live in the same city. One has a moderate-sized book of corporate clients, one has a PI mill. Which one is better off in the great scheme of things? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724290&forum_id=2#48925743) |
Date: May 12th, 2025 10:33 PM Author: Long Red Poon Tie Covering Your Wang Kang (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724290&forum_id=2#48925747) |
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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:38 PM Author: """'"'"""'' OP is a CSLG alt right? he's trying to justify his trash existence, correct? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724290&forum_id=2#48925761) |
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Date: May 13th, 2025 3:31 AM Author: When I grow up I want to be a pumo Just a curious observer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724290&forum_id=2#48926123) |
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Date: May 13th, 2025 5:37 AM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: shitlaw. I am a biglaw litigator and it is pure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724290&forum_id=2#48926189) |
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Date: May 13th, 2025 6:59 AM Author: Drunkard Managing shitlawyers seems worse than managing biglaw associates and clients. But if you have the shitlaw machine in place, a shitlawyer king can do less work I think. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724290&forum_id=2#48926249) |
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Date: May 13th, 2025 7:02 AM Author: Covid was a Hoax if literally the same income then biglawyer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724290&forum_id=2#48926251) |
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Date: May 13th, 2025 8:10 AM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., biglaw partner is much more stable, so i vote for that. shitlaw king has to constantly be hustling and advertising, whereas a corporate book is relatively stable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724290&forum_id=2#48926321) |
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Date: May 13th, 2025 8:15 AM Author: blow off some steam u spend all day looking at child porn and thinking abt ur wife getting fucked by jeets
sorry but you just don't know anything about the law or legal practice you're basically just a retard |
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Date: May 13th, 2025 8:36 AM Author: Pyotr Retardo ((zurich is stained)) Blow off some steam, Bennett
*steam shoots out pipe Arnold just impaled a guy on* |
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Date: May 13th, 2025 8:38 AM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724290&forum_id=2#48926351) |
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Date: May 13th, 2025 8:14 AM Author: blow off some steam either way youre some fat annoying kike dealing with a bunch of niggers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724290&forum_id=2#48926328) |
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Date: May 13th, 2025 8:15 AM Author: business dad (gunneratttt) shitlaw. you are still the clients bitch in biglaw, whereas in shitlaw your clients are deferential to you and individually unimportant so you can fire them if they suck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724290&forum_id=2#48926329) |
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Date: May 13th, 2025 8:23 AM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) *shitlaw lawyer settles a case and presents client with the closing statement* *shitlaw client tries to renegotiate the fees* |
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Date: May 13th, 2025 8:59 AM Author: Long Red Poon Tie Covering Your Wang *shitlawyer keeps settlement proceeds in escrow and keeps his third or client gets $0* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724290&forum_id=2#48926396) |
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Date: May 13th, 2025 8:27 AM Author: When I grow up I want to be a pumo I'm inclined to agree. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724290&forum_id=2#48926344) |
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Date: May 13th, 2025 8:15 AM Author: cowgod (retired) (🧐) I'd rather chew my own balls than be a "lawyer" unless it's a chill cool suave PD like luis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724290&forum_id=2#48926330) |
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Date: May 13th, 2025 8:24 AM Author: Ass Sunstein Shitlaw king, it's right there in the name (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724290&forum_id=2#48926339) |
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Date: May 13th, 2025 8:28 AM Author: richard clock shitlaw. biglaw partner still needs to produce, if he slacks, he will eventually get kicked out. shitlaw king only answers to himself and his family and can grind as much or as little as he wants (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724290&forum_id=2#48926345) |
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Date: May 13th, 2025 8:37 AM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., Shitlaw king still needs to produce to keep paying his employees and keep his wife from leaving him
Also it’s Easier to slack when you have an institutional book and t14 associates and service partners |
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Date: May 13th, 2025 8:42 AM Author: Pyotr Retardo ((zurich is stained)) Agree with this, assuming any of the clients are institutional. At the end of the day, both of these roles have a lot of good and a lot of bad to them. The key is to have an exit planned so you can go enjoy life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724290&forum_id=2#48926361) |
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Date: May 13th, 2025 8:45 AM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) Shitlaw king definitely has it harder when it comes to his exit. Tons of lawyers don't plan the transition well and expect that someone will just buy their firm outright at some ridiculous valuation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724290&forum_id=2#48926366) |
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Date: May 13th, 2025 8:46 AM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., It’s long been xo flame that a shitlaw firm has inherent value. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724290&forum_id=2#48926368) |
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Date: May 13th, 2025 8:42 AM Author: richard clock shitlaw boss pays his employees like 80k and probably doesnt like his wife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724290&forum_id=2#48926362) |
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Date: May 13th, 2025 8:45 AM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., Based on CSLG’s light staff before he got really successful, even A shitlaw king netting 2m with a light staff probably has one associate and several paralegals / intake people and has a payroll of several hundred. Shitlawyers can clarify. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724290&forum_id=2#48926367) |
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Date: May 13th, 2025 9:26 AM Author: ceci n'est pas un avocat shitlaw kings are a lot less "chill" than xoers seem to believe ime (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724290&forum_id=2#48926451) |