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What’s the best way to kill yourself without upsetting your family?

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Big school
  05/30/25
dont do it friend
flushed cracking temple
  05/30/25
old age
180 school cafeteria
  05/30/25
Like accelerating it by taking seed oils?
Big school
  05/30/25
yeah just eat mcdonalds
180 school cafeteria
  05/30/25
Be well insured and make it look like an accident. The latt...
pea-brained prole
  05/30/25
I tried to pull a Willy Loman and it didn't work, I figure j...
naked erotic sanctuary boltzmann
  05/30/25
My insurance is okay but only like $1.8 MM total
Big school
  05/30/25
Stand up at a large family gathering, ideally a holiday like...
know-it-all supple bawdyhouse
  05/30/25
It is shame driving me to this. I did it to myself.
Big school
  05/30/25
Do you think in any way I am seriously engaging with you on ...
know-it-all supple bawdyhouse
  05/30/25
go to vegas, find a whore, refuse to pay, get killed by her ...
Cerise Stage
  05/30/25
It would be poetic.
Big school
  05/30/25
or pay double & $till get killed anyway$
flushed cracking temple
  05/30/25
Tp
Embarrassed to the bone casino
  05/31/25
for most poasters i think anything would work
concupiscible masturbator
  05/30/25
kill the family first
charcoal passionate stage nibblets
  05/30/25
ran here
Dashing dead multi-billionaire
  05/31/25
Final ocean swim
mind-boggling crawly sweet tailpipe private investor
  05/30/25
Hiking in the mountains.
electric doobsian piazza
  05/30/25
just jump.
flatulent mother
  05/30/25
Deep sea fishing
Aphrodisiac kitchen messiness
  05/30/25
Something "heroic" like dying climbing Everest. J...
poppy new version chapel
  05/30/25
Have one on one conversations with each of them beforehand. ...
angry useless friendly grandma crackhouse
  05/30/25
"Hey, I want you to know, you've contributed to what I'...
know-it-all supple bawdyhouse
  05/30/25
biglaw of counsel
galvanic crystalline principal's office
  05/30/25
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know-it-all supple bawdyhouse
  05/30/25
Skadden M&A
know-it-all supple bawdyhouse
  05/30/25
Irredeemably devastated this isn't a disco fries thread
Embarrassed to the bone casino
  05/31/25
beaten to death with baseball bats on live TV
fishy abode doctorate
  05/31/25
inciting a group of black teenagers to beat you to death
arousing zippy trailer park
  05/31/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Big school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975435)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: flushed cracking temple

dont do it friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975530)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: 180 school cafeteria

old age

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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: Big school

Like accelerating it by taking seed oils?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975440)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: 180 school cafeteria

yeah just eat mcdonalds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975446)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: pea-brained prole

Be well insured and make it look like an accident. The latter will ensure the former, which is all your family really cares about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975445)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: naked erotic sanctuary boltzmann

I tried to pull a Willy Loman and it didn't work, I figure just disappearing in the woods with a gun is the actual best plan of action

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975450)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:59 PM
Author: Big school

My insurance is okay but only like $1.8 MM total

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975454)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: know-it-all supple bawdyhouse

Stand up at a large family gathering, ideally a holiday like Thanksgiving or Christmas, scream "you've all made me do this; I hope you never forgive yourselves!" then blow your brains out with a gun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975457)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: Big school

It is shame driving me to this. I did it to myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975473)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: know-it-all supple bawdyhouse

Do you think in any way I am seriously engaging with you on this topic? The answer is no. Don't kill yourself. Seek professional help. Have a good evening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975539)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: Cerise Stage

go to vegas, find a whore, refuse to pay, get killed by her pimp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975477)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: Big school

It would be poetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975478)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:31 PM
Author: flushed cracking temple

or pay double

& $till get killed anyway$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975531)



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Date: May 31st, 2025 3:14 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone casino

Tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975830)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: concupiscible masturbator

for most poasters i think anything would work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975479)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:14 PM
Author: charcoal passionate stage nibblets

kill the family first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975484)



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Date: May 31st, 2025 3:00 AM
Author: Dashing dead multi-billionaire

ran here

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: mind-boggling crawly sweet tailpipe private investor

Final ocean swim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975487)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: electric doobsian piazza

Hiking in the mountains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975522)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: flatulent mother

just jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975527)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac kitchen messiness

Deep sea fishing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975529)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: poppy new version chapel

Something "heroic" like dying climbing Everest. Just bail out 10 minutes into the climb and take some pills or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975536)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: angry useless friendly grandma crackhouse

Have one on one conversations with each of them beforehand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975550)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 PM
Author: know-it-all supple bawdyhouse

"Hey, I want you to know, you've contributed to what I'm about to do. Always remember that, faggot."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975551)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: galvanic crystalline principal's office

biglaw of counsel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975553)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: know-it-all supple bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975555)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: know-it-all supple bawdyhouse

Skadden M&A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975558)



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Date: May 31st, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone casino

Irredeemably devastated this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975829)



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Date: May 31st, 2025 3:39 AM
Author: fishy abode doctorate

beaten to death with baseball bats on live TV

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975841)



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Date: May 31st, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: arousing zippy trailer park

inciting a group of black teenagers to beat you to death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975842)