Poppy Sowerby

For most of us, it’s the hazy last hurrah for summer. For the French, it’s a time to skive off work. But if you’re a young woman at the University of Alabama, August is the most important month of your life. That’s when the college’s sorority girls congregate on pristine lawns to leap and cartwheel in matching outfits to herald the beginning of “Bama Rush”, the recruitment drive for the new academic year. One such chapter is Kappa Alpha Theta, which this year chose a Western theme — jeans, denim waistcoats, cowboy hats — set to Miley Cyrus’s Hoedown Throwdown. Their TikTok dance videos are intended to impress potential recruits and rival chapters — and be a bit of fun — but they’ve broken containment in recent years, ending up as delectable morsels of soft porn for basement-dwelling fans of leggy college girls.

An X account called The Patriot Oasis, which specialises in viral culture-war ragebait clips, salivated: “Sydney Sweeney has opened the door for Woman across America to celebrate Pure American Beauty.” Of course, the post was referring to the storm in a teacup over Sweeney’s cornball American Eagle jeans ad (“my eyes are up here!”). Like Sweeney, who has become a symbol of MAGA’s red-blooded sexual power, sorority girls a

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