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EPAH what Console did you start your kids on?

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Violet Thirsty Gaming Laptop
  02/11/26
Im guessing PS3
shimmering adulterous trailer park
  02/11/26
they started with a Nintendo Wii, but he took it away and ga...
aqua selfie nursing home
  02/11/26
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nudist maize cuckoldry address
  02/11/26
I think it was Wii probably. He would’ve avoided a lot...
Violet Thirsty Gaming Laptop
  02/11/26
haha that flew over my head at first (fitting, bc I’m ...
Violet Thirsty Gaming Laptop
  02/11/26
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Erotic Reading Party Sweet Tailpipe
  02/21/26
replaced it with a switch *and* a virtual boy.
Aromatic avocado potus chapel
  02/21/26
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Violet Thirsty Gaming Laptop
  02/21/26
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mentally impaired fuchsia stage ratface
  02/21/26
GameCube ==> Wii ==> Xbox + PS4
Crusty purple public bath liquid oxygen
  02/19/26
holy shit. Don’t let cowshit see this.
startled angry market fortuitous meteor
  02/19/26
Why not? What does it mean
Crusty purple public bath liquid oxygen
  02/19/26
They started on GameCube. You clearly don’t understand...
startled angry market fortuitous meteor
  02/19/26
he doesn't even know what he has done
shimmering adulterous trailer park
  02/19/26
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Violet Thirsty Gaming Laptop
  02/19/26
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startled angry market fortuitous meteor
  02/19/26
Very telling. Gen X parents specialized in this kind of harm...
Violet Thirsty Gaming Laptop
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aqua selfie nursing home
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Violet Thirsty Gaming Laptop
  02/20/26
Damn
shimmering adulterous trailer park
  02/21/26
wowza
mentally impaired fuchsia stage ratface
  02/21/26
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Violet Thirsty Gaming Laptop
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Violet Thirsty Gaming Laptop
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Date: February 11th, 2026 7:20 AM
Author: Violet Thirsty Gaming Laptop



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Date: February 11th, 2026 8:28 AM
Author: shimmering adulterous trailer park

Im guessing PS3

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Date: February 11th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: aqua selfie nursing home

they started with a Nintendo Wii, but he took it away and gave them a Switch



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Date: February 11th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: nudist maize cuckoldry address



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Date: February 11th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: Violet Thirsty Gaming Laptop

I think it was Wii probably. He would’ve avoided a lot of trouble if it were Xbox 360 (or 32x…)

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Date: February 11th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: Violet Thirsty Gaming Laptop

haha that flew over my head at first (fitting, bc I’m 5’10), but the actual console is probably right….. (Wii)

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Date: February 21st, 2026 10:21 AM
Author: Erotic Reading Party Sweet Tailpipe



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Date: February 21st, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Aromatic avocado potus chapel

replaced it with a switch *and* a virtual boy.

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Date: February 21st, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Violet Thirsty Gaming Laptop



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Date: February 21st, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: mentally impaired fuchsia stage ratface



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Date: February 19th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Crusty purple public bath liquid oxygen

GameCube ==> Wii ==> Xbox + PS4

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Date: February 19th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: startled angry market fortuitous meteor

holy shit. Don’t let cowshit see this.

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Date: February 19th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: Crusty purple public bath liquid oxygen

Why not? What does it mean

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Date: February 19th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: startled angry market fortuitous meteor

They started on GameCube. You clearly don’t understand the gravity of the situation.

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Date: February 19th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: shimmering adulterous trailer park

he doesn't even know what he has done

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Date: February 19th, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: Violet Thirsty Gaming Laptop



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Date: February 19th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: startled angry market fortuitous meteor



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Date: February 19th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Violet Thirsty Gaming Laptop

Very telling. Gen X parents specialized in this kind of harm. Not the loud harm. Not the spectacular harm. The quiet substitution harm. They replaced authority with accommodation, replaced structure with vibes, replaced the hard edges of hierarchy with rounded purple corners and party games where nobody truly loses. They thought this was kindness. They thought this was progress. They did not see the erosion taking place in real time.

GameCube itself embodied that erosion. It arrived after the N64 had already defined the template and instead of surpassing it, it curated it, miniaturized it, softened it. Wave Race without revelation. Mario Kart without urgency. Sunshine wandering inside Mario 64’s shadow. Star Fox dissolving into something unrecognizable. A console built from echoes, sold as continuity, accepted as comfort. The console that asked nothing and therefore built nothing. Gen X believed shielding children from stakes would preserve them. What it preserved instead was drift. And drift always looks benign at the start. It looks like a cube on a shelf. It looks like parents choosing the friendly option. It looks like a house where nothing seems wrong.

One thing leads to another and no one is surprised when his son wants to suck dick and his daughter wants to have a dick. His son probably wants to suck his daughter’s dick imo. Btw if there’s one thing that Yamauchi-San can take pride in posthumously it’s that he brought the west to its knees, figuratively and literally. Because don’t act like that’s not what he wanted all along. The Dream Team of N64 to cultivate Scum. Lambs for the slaughter. A wink and a nod to Bill Gates & Co who finished the job. And then he turned to his pure, distilled Eloi fandom and proceeded to make them gayer than any molester could hope for. Gen X dads like EPAH were all too happy to see it unfold. Finally they would have a Liberal Purpose in life. Finally a hill to die on. Something to Lose even if they won at life. Gen X loves Losing imo.

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Date: February 19th, 2026 10:12 PM
Author: aqua selfie nursing home



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: Violet Thirsty Gaming Laptop



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: shimmering adulterous trailer park

Damn

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Date: February 21st, 2026 12:08 PM
Author: mentally impaired fuchsia stage ratface

wowza

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Date: February 22nd, 2026 10:12 PM
Author: Violet Thirsty Gaming Laptop



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Date: February 21st, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: Erotic Reading Party Sweet Tailpipe



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Date: February 21st, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: Violet Thirsty Gaming Laptop



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