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Are tattoos for proles?

If I got a few strategically placed tattoos would they still...
electric poppy therapy
  06/25/12
a fairly hidden tattoo which has some deep personal meaning ...
Heady cream goyim
  06/25/12
maybe the boondock saints is meaningful to him breh
Aquamarine rambunctious church
  06/25/12
Well I like the wolf because I kind of consider myself a lon...
electric poppy therapy
  06/25/12
(shitlaw steve's 40k shitlawyer slave)
Heady cream goyim
  06/25/12
Yes, I do work in Shitlaw but I make a little more than 40k ...
electric poppy therapy
  06/25/12
lol
Aquamarine rambunctious church
  06/25/12
At least as a shitlawyer I get to go to court pretty much ev...
electric poppy therapy
  06/25/12
twist: you should only get these tats if you are 6'3" a...
Heady cream goyim
  06/25/12
yea biglaw is shit brother. i can't and wouldn't want to li...
Aquamarine rambunctious church
  06/25/12
Are you being sarcastic? I'm being serious. I mean, shitla...
electric poppy therapy
  06/25/12
i'm being serious. it legitimately sucks, and doesn't suck ...
Aquamarine rambunctious church
  06/25/12
what satisfaction do people get out of this? I like old m...
floppy skinny woman brunch
  06/25/12
thats like asking "why do people take pictures" or...
Heady cream goyim
  06/25/12
as with all things prole, it was once exclusively the provin...
dark autistic school cafeteria messiness
  06/25/12
and rowan
Aquamarine rambunctious church
  06/25/12
do wut u want
adventurous theater prole
  06/25/12
Yeah, I think so too, I'm just curious as to what the genera...
electric poppy therapy
  06/25/12
i think they are but if they'll make you happy go for it
adventurous theater prole
  06/25/12
it's telling that the torah forbids god's chosen people from...
bateful magenta windowlicker
  06/25/12
really?
floppy skinny woman brunch
  06/25/12
great curb episode about this - ass tatt got larry's mother ...
Vibrant geriatric toaster national
  06/25/12
tcr; amazing ep. you can't be buried in a jewish cemetery...
bateful magenta windowlicker
  06/25/12
"You shall not make gashes in your flesh for the dead, ...
bateful magenta windowlicker
  06/25/12
i mean i think the best reading is that the second clause is...
Vibrant geriatric toaster national
  06/25/12
prohibiting tattoos seems pretty credited, and I'm not in th...
floppy skinny woman brunch
  06/25/12
true but the reason you give, while i agree with it, won't r...
Vibrant geriatric toaster national
  06/25/12
I just mean a religious prohibition, not something that come...
floppy skinny woman brunch
  06/25/12
the interpretation is that your body belongs to god, not you...
bateful magenta windowlicker
  06/25/12
that's the wrong interpretation - it says "for the dead...
Vibrant geriatric toaster national
  06/25/12
not my interpretation, bro. i don't think there is any dispu...
bateful magenta windowlicker
  06/25/12
i'm not disagreeing that they all agree with what you're say...
Vibrant geriatric toaster national
  06/25/12
99% of it is bullshit dreamed up by some bearded wise guys. ...
bateful magenta windowlicker
  06/25/12
true, which is why i think we agree that no one should feel ...
Vibrant geriatric toaster national
  06/25/12
tho the bearded wise guys are wise to recognize that tats ar...
bateful magenta windowlicker
  06/25/12
wut i thought everything was up for interpretation in judais...
adventurous theater prole
  06/25/12
i'm sure some ancillary questions related to the tattoo proh...
bateful magenta windowlicker
  06/25/12
wut if they genetically engineer pigs to not have cloven hoo...
adventurous theater prole
  06/25/12
yeah, that's what i mean by the basic principle being settle...
bateful magenta windowlicker
  06/25/12
lol just lol
adventurous theater prole
  06/25/12
see also: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoological_conspiracy...
bateful magenta windowlicker
  06/25/12
awful flame...no one in their right mind would get any of th...
Alcoholic titillating new version immigrant
  06/25/12
tbf, a wolf and scorpion would be pretty credited for an 80s...
Heady cream goyim
  06/25/12
I was actually thinking about getting this tat of a large dr...
floppy skinny woman brunch
  06/25/12
I think if done well by a good tattoo artist it would look c...
electric poppy therapy
  06/25/12
should I skip on this month's child support payment to get i...
floppy skinny woman brunch
  06/25/12
Yeah, I think you should.
electric poppy therapy
  06/25/12
I think the my tattoo ideas are great, I don't care what you...
electric poppy therapy
  06/25/12
this video sums up my thoughts on you: http://www.youtub...
trip degenerate
  06/25/12
Not a single tattoo I mentioned was named in that video. I ...
electric poppy therapy
  06/25/12
jfc please tell me you are flaming br0
Alcoholic titillating new version immigrant
  06/25/12
yes.
dun deep forum sound barrier
  06/25/12
jew alert: this thread has now been hijacked into a discussi...
bateful magenta windowlicker
  06/25/12
The only acceptable tattoo is if you were in the Olympics an...
Galvanic Range
  06/25/12
combat veterans getting unit tattoos?
racy nursing home faggot firefighter
  06/25/12
That's acceptable as well, although I can't get that scene f...
Galvanic Range
  06/25/12
this is either 180 flame or 180 life
beady-eyed multi-billionaire property
  06/25/12
just do secret society tat bro. http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.n...
histrionic stubborn boiling water site
  06/25/12
Yes.
internet-worthy glittery mood haunted graveyard
  06/25/12
170 flame
internet-worthy glittery mood haunted graveyard
  06/25/12


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Date: June 25th, 2012 2:44 AM
Author: electric poppy therapy

If I got a few strategically placed tattoos would they still be prole-ish? I got a few ideas. I wanted to get a wolf and a scorpion (one one each shoulder). A scale of justice on my back with one scale weighing a pistol and the other scale weighing a heart. One my left pectoral I wanted a simple cross. On my right pectoral, latin phrase, "Aut Viam Enveniam Aut Faciam" meaning "If I cannot find a way I will make one"

Would this be prole-ish or badass and credited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953394)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 2:44 AM
Author: Heady cream goyim

a fairly hidden tattoo which has some deep personal meaning is ok

those sound like something a 15 year old would get after seeing boondock saints

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953396)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 2:45 AM
Author: Aquamarine rambunctious church

maybe the boondock saints is meaningful to him breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953398)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 2:46 AM
Author: electric poppy therapy

Well I like the wolf because I kind of consider myself a lone wolf type. I like the scorpion because it is my zodiac sign. The scale of justice, I like because I'm going to be a lawyer but also I like the idea of weighing the gun as in destroying the person or having a heart. The cross, I'm catholic. And the latin phrase, I think it's kind of a good motivator for not giving up.

I have meaning behind them, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953400)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: Heady cream goyim

(shitlaw steve's 40k shitlawyer slave)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953407)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: electric poppy therapy

Yes, I do work in Shitlaw but I make a little more than 40k little breh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953410)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 2:50 AM
Author: Aquamarine rambunctious church

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953412)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 2:52 AM
Author: electric poppy therapy

At least as a shitlawyer I get to go to court pretty much every day. I might only make 65-70k but I know how to file motions and I actually know how to be a lawyer rather than write fucking useless memorandums to partners all day that hardly ever get read/cared about or slave my way in a room filled with banker's boxes so I could do doc review for endless hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953415)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 2:54 AM
Author: Heady cream goyim

twist: you should only get these tats if you are 6'3" and can squat 350+. being an xo poster this should be no problem. you should also wear a sleeveless shirt in court to show them off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953424)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 2:54 AM
Author: Aquamarine rambunctious church

yea biglaw is shit brother. i can't and wouldn't want to lie about that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953426)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 2:56 AM
Author: electric poppy therapy

Are you being sarcastic? I'm being serious. I mean, shitlaw isn't fantastic but I'm making a decent buck, I'm not slaving for some partner that's up my ass 24/7, and I DO actually go to court all the time.

I have friends in BIGLAW and they legitimately tell me it sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953432)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:03 AM
Author: Aquamarine rambunctious church

i'm being serious. it legitimately sucks, and doesn't suck any less when you're doing "substantive" work on your own

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953467)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 2:53 AM
Author: floppy skinny woman brunch

what satisfaction do people get out of this?

I like old memories sometimes, but the memories themselves are enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953423)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 2:57 AM
Author: Heady cream goyim

thats like asking "why do people take pictures" or "why do [did] people preserve old letters"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953442)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 5:59 PM
Author: dark autistic school cafeteria messiness

as with all things prole, it was once exclusively the province of the upper class.

http://www.historytoday.com/tessa-dunlop/tattoos-legacy-seafaring-heritage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20956025)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 2:45 AM
Author: Aquamarine rambunctious church

and rowan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953397)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 2:47 AM
Author: adventurous theater prole

do wut u want

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953403)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 2:48 AM
Author: electric poppy therapy

Yeah, I think so too, I'm just curious as to what the general xoxo consensus is because I was previously under the impression that most xoxo people would say it's trashy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953405)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 2:50 AM
Author: adventurous theater prole

i think they are but if they'll make you happy go for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953411)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 2:53 AM
Author: bateful magenta windowlicker

it's telling that the torah forbids god's chosen people from having such prole markings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953421)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 2:54 AM
Author: floppy skinny woman brunch

really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953425)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 2:55 AM
Author: Vibrant geriatric toaster national

great curb episode about this - ass tatt got larry's mother relegated to the "special section" of the cemetary, lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953430)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 2:57 AM
Author: bateful magenta windowlicker

tcr; amazing ep.

you can't be buried in a jewish cemetery if you have a tat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953438)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 2:58 AM
Author: bateful magenta windowlicker

"You shall not make gashes in your flesh for the dead, or incise any marks on yourselves: I am the Lord" (Leviticus 19:28).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953449)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:02 AM
Author: Vibrant geriatric toaster national

i mean i think the best reading is that the second clause is just expanding on the first and so the whole thing is just completely off the mark when it comes to modern tattoos. but i don't really have the hebrew in front of me or anything.

and people do love their silly rules

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953462)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:04 AM
Author: floppy skinny woman brunch

prohibiting tattoos seems pretty credited, and I'm not in the least bit Jewish.

It's not that there's anything wrong with tattoos per se, it's just that they get so ugly as you age, so they serve as a good indicator of poor foresight (itself a proxy for trash and prole).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953473)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:07 AM
Author: Vibrant geriatric toaster national

true but the reason you give, while i agree with it, won't really support an absolute prohibition (at least not forever), because at some point a pretty clean tattoo removal will be an option, if it's not already?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953477)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:09 AM
Author: floppy skinny woman brunch

I just mean a religious prohibition, not something that comes with a punishment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953479)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:09 AM
Author: bateful magenta windowlicker

the interpretation is that your body belongs to god, not you, so you can't make any permanent marks on it.

like much of judiasm, not getting tats is now about tradition even for the non-religious. jew dad would flip out if his daughter came home with an 'i love jamaal' tat on her tit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953478)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:11 AM
Author: Vibrant geriatric toaster national

that's the wrong interpretation - it says "for the dead" - you just reading that out of the statute, scalia-style, brah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953482)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: bateful magenta windowlicker

not my interpretation, bro. i don't think there is any dispute among the jewscholars on this one.

don't think the rules of statutory interpretation apply to torah. god's intent seems to be rule #1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953489)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:22 AM
Author: Vibrant geriatric toaster national

i'm not disagreeing that they all agree with what you're saying - i'm saying they're all wrong

and if god's intent is not somehow clear on the page, but rather whatever a bunch of bearded wise guys come up with, then call me crazy, but i'll pass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953492)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:25 AM
Author: bateful magenta windowlicker

99% of it is bullshit dreamed up by some bearded wise guys. same shit as penumbras of unenumerated rights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953496)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:32 AM
Author: Vibrant geriatric toaster national

true, which is why i think we agree that no one should feel too stressed if they're not in line with all of it

but people do like having other people tell them what to do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953501)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:35 AM
Author: bateful magenta windowlicker

tho the bearded wise guys are wise to recognize that tats are prolish and to tell us not to get tats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953504)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:24 AM
Author: adventurous theater prole

wut i thought everything was up for interpretation in judaism

like this bullshit

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eruv

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shabbat_elevator

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953494)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:27 AM
Author: bateful magenta windowlicker

i'm sure some ancillary questions related to the tattoo prohibition are open to interpretation, but the basic prohibition is clear-cut just as the basic prohibition against eating pork is clear-cut.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953497)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:30 AM
Author: adventurous theater prole

wut if they genetically engineer pigs to not have cloven hooves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953500)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: bateful magenta windowlicker

yeah, that's what i mean by the basic principle being settled versus ancillary questions being subject to debate.

fyi, the torah says something that has been interpreted as a ban on breeding/farming/raising pigs in the land of israel. so apparently they raise pigs in israel on grass platforms they build above the land, and this is somehow allowed because they're not being raised 'on the land.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953503)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:35 AM
Author: adventurous theater prole

lol just lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953506)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: bateful magenta windowlicker

see also: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoological_conspiracy_theories_%28Arab-Israeli_conflict%29#Pig_conspiracy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953510)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 2:54 AM
Author: Alcoholic titillating new version immigrant

awful flame...no one in their right mind would get any of these faggot tattoos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953427)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 2:55 AM
Author: Heady cream goyim

tbf, a wolf and scorpion would be pretty credited for an 80s hair metal cover band bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953429)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 2:56 AM
Author: floppy skinny woman brunch

I was actually thinking about getting this tat of a large dragon that covers my entire abomen, breathing fire upward. a bit of the fire would be visible on my while the top button of my shirt is unbuttoned.

Is this credited or am I talking prole here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953433)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 2:57 AM
Author: electric poppy therapy

I think if done well by a good tattoo artist it would look cool as hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953441)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 2:58 AM
Author: floppy skinny woman brunch

should I skip on this month's child support payment to get it bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953450)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:01 AM
Author: electric poppy therapy

Yeah, I think you should.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953460)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 2:56 AM
Author: electric poppy therapy

I think the my tattoo ideas are great, I don't care what you think pumes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953436)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 2:57 AM
Author: trip degenerate

this video sums up my thoughts on you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZfvy0ZLc84

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953439)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:02 AM
Author: electric poppy therapy

Not a single tattoo I mentioned was named in that video. I think a wolf and scorpion are pretty bad ass. The scales of justice is cool. And then a cross is pretty standard and the latin phrase. I see nothing overly queer or wrong with any of these.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953463)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:13 AM
Author: Alcoholic titillating new version immigrant

jfc please tell me you are flaming br0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953486)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 2:59 AM
Author: dun deep forum sound barrier

yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953455)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:36 AM
Author: bateful magenta windowlicker

jew alert: this thread has now been hijacked into a discussion of halakhah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953508)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 AM
Author: Galvanic Range

The only acceptable tattoo is if you were in the Olympics and decided to get a tattoo of the Olympic rings somewhere discreet (i.e. not a tramp stamp).

Anything else is tacky at the best, and most likely prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953567)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: racy nursing home faggot firefighter

combat veterans getting unit tattoos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953599)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 7:24 AM
Author: Galvanic Range

That's acceptable as well, although I can't get that scene from Starship Troopers out of my mind when the infantrydoods all get tattoos.

I think it's slightly more prole than Olympics, but there are a lot of prole motherfuckers who are Olympic athletes out there. My suspicion is that there are a lot more Tonya Hardings representing the good ol' US of A than there are Cameron Winklevosses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20953610)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 5:38 PM
Author: beady-eyed multi-billionaire property

this is either 180 flame or 180 life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20955909)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 8:11 PM
Author: histrionic stubborn boiling water site

just do secret society tat bro.

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/551563_10150862526710920_1286301568_n.jpg

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/09g1eZ7da22El/439x.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20956969)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 8:59 PM
Author: internet-worthy glittery mood haunted graveyard

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20957231)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: internet-worthy glittery mood haunted graveyard

170 flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1978888&forum_id=2#20957265)