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Provocative Corner
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crystalline anal sound barrier
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glittery godawful spot trump supporter
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Drab outnumbered area
  02/18/18
The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly mor...
Frozen base mother
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Frozen base mother
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genesis 38:9
Stubborn Plaza
  02/18/18
http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm
glittery godawful spot trump supporter
  02/18/18
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Stubborn Plaza
  02/18/18
Contemporary English Version She answered, "No! Please...
Demanding bearded internal respiration center
  04/13/18
valley girl?
glittery godawful spot trump supporter
  06/05/18
Harry Potter
multi-colored red property associate
  02/18/18
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Boyish skinny woman
  02/18/18
Goodnight moon
Maroon Appetizing Masturbator
  02/18/18
Titcr
Apoplectic locale
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multi-colored red property associate
  04/10/18
2nd place = where the wild things are
contagious puce haunted graveyard
  04/10/18
Goodnight Room. Goodnight Bboooom. Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.
Histrionic bipolar stag film
  04/10/18
Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.
contagious puce haunted graveyard
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medicated swashbuckling son of senegal
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heady plum messiness pit
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Aggressive ticket booth
  10/09/20
(Jim Kelly)
heady plum messiness pit
  04/10/18
subtle
passionate famous landscape painting
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Charcoal hall codepig
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cracking kink-friendly crackhouse immigrant
  03/31/19
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Curious Flickering Station Regret
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Aggressive ticket booth
  10/09/20
only this
carnelian geriatric theatre
  04/13/18
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violent hissy fit sweet tailpipe
  10/09/20
Dragons Love Tacos The Gruffalo
exciting grizzly doctorate resort
  02/18/18
lady chatterly
brass stirring fortuitous meteor indirect expression
  02/18/18
(Julia)
Flirting Mahogany Market
  04/10/18
Green Eggs and Ham
passionate famous landscape painting
  02/18/18
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multi-colored red property associate
  03/01/20
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Citrine Casino
  04/10/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4
heady plum messiness pit
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odious chestnut national
  04/10/18
probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like...
concupiscible nursing home keepsake machete
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Jet balding foreskin
  10/09/20
Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomize...
Jet balding foreskin
  10/09/20
Where the Wild Things Are
Opaque stage
  04/10/18
The Rainbow Fish
rambunctious beady-eyed site
  04/13/18
lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish. ...
Low-t dragon
  04/13/18
I mainly just like that cool looking fish
rambunctious beady-eyed site
  03/31/19
He's not cool looking at the end brother
Curious Flickering Station Regret
  03/31/19
Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring
rambunctious beady-eyed site
  03/31/19
The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122
Razzmatazz double fault den
  04/13/18
Frog and Toad sorry Libs
flatulent marvelous parlor filthpig
  04/13/18
CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh
Demanding bearded internal respiration center
  04/13/18
Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it
flatulent marvelous parlor filthpig
  04/13/18
Runaway Bunny
splenetic disrespectful yarmulke meetinghouse
  04/13/18
Faggots by Larry Kramer
Charcoal hall codepig
  04/13/18
Corduroy (the bear)
rambunctious beady-eyed site
  06/04/18
That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By La...
Charcoal hall codepig
  06/04/18
Rikki Tikki Tavi
Fear-inspiring principal's office
  06/05/18
tell your kids about jmaw
lake comical sneaky criminal incel
  06/05/18
Atlas Shrugged
umber space striped hyena
  06/05/18
Struwwelpeter
Tan Zombie-like French Chef Indian Lodge
  06/05/18
my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar
rambunctious beady-eyed site
  06/16/19
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multi-colored red property associate
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rambunctious beady-eyed site
  10/09/20
The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back a...
Low-t dragon
  06/16/19
Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equ...
Zippy Bat Shit Crazy Travel Guidebook
  06/16/19
I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3 http...
Wonderful step-uncle's house
  06/16/19
my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the p...
Nofapping Irradiated Hell
  06/16/19
Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close
Fear-inspiring principal's office
  06/16/19
The Jack Tales
arousing self-centered business firm
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The Snake
crystalline anal sound barrier
  10/09/20
Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.
motley prole windowlicker
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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: Provocative Corner



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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: crystalline anal sound barrier



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Date: February 18th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: glittery godawful spot trump supporter



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Date: February 18th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Drab outnumbered area



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:01 PM
Author: Frozen base mother

The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly more than 5,000 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432739)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: Frozen base mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184576)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: Stubborn Plaza

genesis 38:9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432743)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: glittery godawful spot trump supporter

http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432854)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: Stubborn Plaza



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Demanding bearded internal respiration center

Contemporary English Version

She answered, "No! Please don't force me! This sort of thing isn't done in Israel. It's disgusting!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833438)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 3:14 AM
Author: glittery godawful spot trump supporter

valley girl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185767)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: multi-colored red property associate

Harry Potter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432752)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: Boyish skinny woman



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: Maroon Appetizing Masturbator

Goodnight moon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433720)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Apoplectic locale

Titcr

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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: multi-colored red property associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812079)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: contagious puce haunted graveyard

2nd place = where the wild things are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812126)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: Histrionic bipolar stag film

Goodnight Room.

Goodnight Bboooom.

Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812151)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: contagious puce haunted graveyard

Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812175)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: medicated swashbuckling son of senegal



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: heady plum messiness pit



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Aggressive ticket booth



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: heady plum messiness pit

(Jim Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812352)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: passionate famous landscape painting

subtle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812376)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Charcoal hall codepig



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: cracking kink-friendly crackhouse immigrant



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Curious Flickering Station Regret



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Aggressive ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082850)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: carnelian geriatric theatre

only this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833454)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:56 PM
Author: violent hissy fit sweet tailpipe



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: exciting grizzly doctorate resort

Dragons Love Tacos

The Gruffalo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433724)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: brass stirring fortuitous meteor indirect expression

lady chatterly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433737)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: Flirting Mahogany Market

(Julia)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812083)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: passionate famous landscape painting

Green Eggs and Ham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35434309)



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Date: March 1st, 2020 6:31 PM
Author: multi-colored red property associate



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Citrine Casino



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: heady plum messiness pit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812361)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: odious chestnut national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812363)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:10 PM
Author: concupiscible nursing home keepsake machete

probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like "good night random thing" and a picture of a baby rabbit with a blase face, and also the phone is disconnected because only proles actually make calls from the bedroom

but going outside the canon, it's The Hobbit, which was written by an Oxford professor of Old English as a bedtime story for his children, and it features multiple fully-formed conlangs and a detailed religious framework, plus the main characters sing faggy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812488)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: Jet balding foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082813)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:55 PM
Author: Jet balding foreskin

Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomized monikers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082815)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:11 PM
Author: Opaque stage

Where the Wild Things Are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812503)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: rambunctious beady-eyed site

The Rainbow Fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833367)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Low-t dragon

lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish.

"Ooh, your friends will only like you if you equally share that which makes you special! No one can be better than anyone else!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833428)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:17 PM
Author: rambunctious beady-eyed site

I mainly just like that cool looking fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021133)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Curious Flickering Station Regret

He's not cool looking at the end brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021153)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:25 PM
Author: rambunctious beady-eyed site

Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021172)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Razzmatazz double fault den

The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833433)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: flatulent marvelous parlor filthpig

Frog and Toad sorry Libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833443)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Demanding bearded internal respiration center

CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833509)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: flatulent marvelous parlor filthpig

Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833573)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: splenetic disrespectful yarmulke meetinghouse

Runaway Bunny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833450)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Charcoal hall codepig

Faggots by Larry Kramer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833456)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: rambunctious beady-eyed site

Corduroy (the bear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184532)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Charcoal hall codepig

That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By Larry Kramer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184589)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 1:55 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring principal's office

Rikki Tikki Tavi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185673)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:04 AM
Author: lake comical sneaky criminal incel

tell your kids about jmaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185686)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: umber space striped hyena

Atlas Shrugged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185708)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:58 AM
Author: Tan Zombie-like French Chef Indian Lodge

Struwwelpeter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185752)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:55 PM
Author: rambunctious beady-eyed site

my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398853)



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Date: July 28th, 2019 8:33 PM
Author: multi-colored red property associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38602684)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:37 PM
Author: rambunctious beady-eyed site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082737)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:57 PM
Author: Low-t dragon

The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back are good ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398866)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: Zippy Bat Shit Crazy Travel Guidebook

Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equally good bedtime story is The Big Red Barn. Very soothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398872)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: Wonderful step-uncle's house

I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3

https://www.amazon.com/Time-Bed-Pull-Tab-Books/dp/2745981773

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398876)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:00 PM
Author: Nofapping Irradiated Hell

my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the poisoned candy he'd hand out to cute little aryan children to me when i was young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398878)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:01 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring principal's office

Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398888)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:39 PM
Author: arousing self-centered business firm

The Jack Tales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082745)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:57 PM
Author: crystalline anal sound barrier

The Snake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082831)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: motley prole windowlicker

Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082847)