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razzle-dazzle dull dilemma
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Mint Wonderful Kitchen
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Diverse jade trailer park persian
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Beta ladyboy
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The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly mor...
spruce appetizing international law enforcement agency
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spruce appetizing international law enforcement agency
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genesis 38:9
slap-happy bull headed box office police squad
  02/18/18
http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm
Diverse jade trailer park persian
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slap-happy bull headed box office police squad
  02/18/18
Contemporary English Version She answered, "No! Please...
Gaped Filthpig Water Buffalo
  04/13/18
valley girl?
Diverse jade trailer park persian
  06/05/18
Harry Potter
low-t dog poop partner
  02/18/18
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Carmine Station
  02/18/18
Goodnight moon
Hairless kitty
  02/18/18
Titcr
ivory rigpig
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low-t dog poop partner
  04/10/18
2nd place = where the wild things are
Brilliant naked den multi-billionaire
  04/10/18
Goodnight Room. Goodnight Bboooom. Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.
Odious party of the first part son of senegal
  04/10/18
Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.
Brilliant naked den multi-billionaire
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saffron prole cruise ship
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Know-it-all Fragrant Boiling Water Space
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floppy gunner
  10/09/20
(Jim Kelly)
Know-it-all Fragrant Boiling Water Space
  04/10/18
subtle
Spectacular crystalline crotch
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Magenta office place of business
  06/04/18
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Histrionic locale gay wizard
  03/31/19
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Titillating Deer Antler
  03/31/19
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floppy gunner
  10/09/20
only this
aphrodisiac stage idiot
  04/13/18
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Smoky Violent Corner
  10/09/20
Dragons Love Tacos The Gruffalo
exciting indecent new version
  02/18/18
lady chatterly
Twinkling nofapping pocket flask
  02/18/18
(Julia)
godawful stirring chad foreskin
  04/10/18
Green Eggs and Ham
Spectacular crystalline crotch
  02/18/18
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low-t dog poop partner
  03/01/20
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Claret personal credit line
  04/10/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4
Know-it-all Fragrant Boiling Water Space
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Lime elite cuckoldry
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probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like...
lake aromatic sandwich
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multi-colored fighting travel guidebook
  10/09/20
Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomize...
multi-colored fighting travel guidebook
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Where the Wild Things Are
Chartreuse Violent Church Building Turdskin
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The Rainbow Fish
supple orange base
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lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish. ...
Vivacious Liquid Oxygen
  04/13/18
I mainly just like that cool looking fish
supple orange base
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He's not cool looking at the end brother
Titillating Deer Antler
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Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring
supple orange base
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The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122
pale crackhouse
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Frog and Toad sorry Libs
emerald laughsome parlour trump supporter
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CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh
Gaped Filthpig Water Buffalo
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Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it
emerald laughsome parlour trump supporter
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Runaway Bunny
irradiated carnelian becky voyeur
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Faggots by Larry Kramer
Magenta office place of business
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Corduroy (the bear)
supple orange base
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That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By La...
Magenta office place of business
  06/04/18
Rikki Tikki Tavi
insane volcanic crater laser beams
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tell your kids about jmaw
Lascivious Pungent Hall
  06/05/18
Atlas Shrugged
Slate jet-lagged regret
  06/05/18
Struwwelpeter
obsidian coldplay fan school cafeteria
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my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar
supple orange base
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low-t dog poop partner
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supple orange base
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The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back a...
Vivacious Liquid Oxygen
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Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equ...
pink galvanic potus church
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I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3 http...
Adventurous violet brunch genital piercing
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my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the p...
rough-skinned startling azn haunted graveyard
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Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close
insane volcanic crater laser beams
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The Jack Tales
Hairraiser alpha
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The Snake
Mint Wonderful Kitchen
  10/09/20
Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.
Charismatic charcoal step-uncle's house
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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle dull dilemma



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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: Mint Wonderful Kitchen



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Date: February 18th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: Diverse jade trailer park persian



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Date: February 18th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Beta ladyboy



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:01 PM
Author: spruce appetizing international law enforcement agency

The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly more than 5,000 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432739)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: spruce appetizing international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184576)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: slap-happy bull headed box office police squad

genesis 38:9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432743)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: Diverse jade trailer park persian

http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432854)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: slap-happy bull headed box office police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432858)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Gaped Filthpig Water Buffalo

Contemporary English Version

She answered, "No! Please don't force me! This sort of thing isn't done in Israel. It's disgusting!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833438)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 3:14 AM
Author: Diverse jade trailer park persian

valley girl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185767)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: low-t dog poop partner

Harry Potter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432752)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: Carmine Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432792)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: Hairless kitty

Goodnight moon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433720)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: ivory rigpig

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433723)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: low-t dog poop partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812079)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: Brilliant naked den multi-billionaire

2nd place = where the wild things are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812126)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: Odious party of the first part son of senegal

Goodnight Room.

Goodnight Bboooom.

Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812151)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: Brilliant naked den multi-billionaire

Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812175)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: saffron prole cruise ship



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Know-it-all Fragrant Boiling Water Space



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: floppy gunner



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Know-it-all Fragrant Boiling Water Space

(Jim Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812352)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: Spectacular crystalline crotch

subtle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812376)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Magenta office place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184586)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Histrionic locale gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021156)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Titillating Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021157)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: floppy gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082850)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: aphrodisiac stage idiot

only this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833454)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:56 PM
Author: Smoky Violent Corner



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: exciting indecent new version

Dragons Love Tacos

The Gruffalo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433724)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: Twinkling nofapping pocket flask

lady chatterly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433737)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: godawful stirring chad foreskin

(Julia)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812083)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Spectacular crystalline crotch

Green Eggs and Ham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35434309)



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Date: March 1st, 2020 6:31 PM
Author: low-t dog poop partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#39678478)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Claret personal credit line



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Know-it-all Fragrant Boiling Water Space

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812361)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Lime elite cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812363)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:10 PM
Author: lake aromatic sandwich

probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like "good night random thing" and a picture of a baby rabbit with a blase face, and also the phone is disconnected because only proles actually make calls from the bedroom

but going outside the canon, it's The Hobbit, which was written by an Oxford professor of Old English as a bedtime story for his children, and it features multiple fully-formed conlangs and a detailed religious framework, plus the main characters sing faggy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812488)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: multi-colored fighting travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082813)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:55 PM
Author: multi-colored fighting travel guidebook

Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomized monikers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082815)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:11 PM
Author: Chartreuse Violent Church Building Turdskin

Where the Wild Things Are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812503)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: supple orange base

The Rainbow Fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833367)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Vivacious Liquid Oxygen

lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish.

"Ooh, your friends will only like you if you equally share that which makes you special! No one can be better than anyone else!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833428)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:17 PM
Author: supple orange base

I mainly just like that cool looking fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021133)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Titillating Deer Antler

He's not cool looking at the end brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021153)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:25 PM
Author: supple orange base

Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021172)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: pale crackhouse

The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833433)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: emerald laughsome parlour trump supporter

Frog and Toad sorry Libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833443)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Gaped Filthpig Water Buffalo

CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833509)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: emerald laughsome parlour trump supporter

Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833573)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: irradiated carnelian becky voyeur

Runaway Bunny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833450)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Magenta office place of business

Faggots by Larry Kramer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833456)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: supple orange base

Corduroy (the bear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184532)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Magenta office place of business

That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By Larry Kramer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184589)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 1:55 AM
Author: insane volcanic crater laser beams

Rikki Tikki Tavi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185673)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:04 AM
Author: Lascivious Pungent Hall

tell your kids about jmaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185686)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: Slate jet-lagged regret

Atlas Shrugged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185708)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:58 AM
Author: obsidian coldplay fan school cafeteria

Struwwelpeter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185752)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:55 PM
Author: supple orange base

my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398853)



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Date: July 28th, 2019 8:33 PM
Author: low-t dog poop partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38602684)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:37 PM
Author: supple orange base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082737)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:57 PM
Author: Vivacious Liquid Oxygen

The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back are good ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398866)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: pink galvanic potus church

Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equally good bedtime story is The Big Red Barn. Very soothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398872)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: Adventurous violet brunch genital piercing

I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3

https://www.amazon.com/Time-Bed-Pull-Tab-Books/dp/2745981773

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398876)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:00 PM
Author: rough-skinned startling azn haunted graveyard

my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the poisoned candy he'd hand out to cute little aryan children to me when i was young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398878)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:01 PM
Author: insane volcanic crater laser beams

Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398888)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:39 PM
Author: Hairraiser alpha

The Jack Tales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082745)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:57 PM
Author: Mint Wonderful Kitchen

The Snake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082831)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Charismatic charcoal step-uncle's house

Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082847)