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The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly mor...
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genesis 38:9
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http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm
Citrine boyish faggot firefighter
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kink-friendly wagecucks immigrant
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Contemporary English Version She answered, "No! Please...
flushed queen of the night twinkling uncleanness
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valley girl?
Citrine boyish faggot firefighter
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Harry Potter
coral lodge voyeur
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Goodnight moon
erotic cruise ship clown
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Titcr
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coral lodge voyeur
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2nd place = where the wild things are
misunderstood kitty cat travel guidebook
  04/10/18
Goodnight Room. Goodnight Bboooom. Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.
cowardly vivacious university nowag
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Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.
misunderstood kitty cat travel guidebook
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dashing rigor
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Trip cerise philosopher-king piazza
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big-titted menage
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(Jim Kelly)
Trip cerise philosopher-king piazza
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subtle
doobsian temple azn
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concupiscible tan brunch
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bonkers beady-eyed coffee pot
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Zombie-like Pearly Parlour Turdskin
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big-titted menage
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only this
peach nubile stain hairy legs
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sooty appetizing rigpig
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Dragons Love Tacos The Gruffalo
curious sex offender hall
  02/18/18
lady chatterly
passionate submissive boltzmann
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(Julia)
sable cracking brethren
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Green Eggs and Ham
doobsian temple azn
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coral lodge voyeur
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Disturbing volcanic crater
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4
Trip cerise philosopher-king piazza
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Puce Misanthropic Degenerate Sound Barrier
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probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like...
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Ebony nighttime fanboi prole
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Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomize...
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Where the Wild Things Are
Electric potus range
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The Rainbow Fish
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lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish. ...
Brindle Community Account Milk
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I mainly just like that cool looking fish
diverse copper institution
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He's not cool looking at the end brother
Zombie-like Pearly Parlour Turdskin
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Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring
diverse copper institution
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The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122
autistic heaven personal credit line
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Frog and Toad sorry Libs
ruddy mexican
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CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh
flushed queen of the night twinkling uncleanness
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Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it
ruddy mexican
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Runaway Bunny
razzmatazz deer antler ticket booth
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Faggots by Larry Kramer
concupiscible tan brunch
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Corduroy (the bear)
diverse copper institution
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That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By La...
concupiscible tan brunch
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Rikki Tikki Tavi
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tell your kids about jmaw
avocado fiercely-loyal trailer park
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Atlas Shrugged
multi-colored den background story
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Struwwelpeter
Charismatic stage windowlicker
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my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar
diverse copper institution
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diverse copper institution
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The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back a...
Brindle Community Account Milk
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Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equ...
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I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3 http...
Unhinged Hairraiser Principal's Office Water Buffalo
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my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the p...
Aromatic Theatre
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Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close
azure apoplectic nibblets point
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The Jack Tales
shimmering keepsake machete
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The Snake
Soul-stirring walnut market
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Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.
nofapping slimy psychic doctorate
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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: burgundy stage therapy



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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: Soul-stirring walnut market



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Date: February 18th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: Citrine boyish faggot firefighter



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Date: February 18th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Transparent startling pit



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:01 PM
Author: disgusting provocative masturbator jap

The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly more than 5,000 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432739)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: disgusting provocative masturbator jap



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: kink-friendly wagecucks immigrant

genesis 38:9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432743)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: Citrine boyish faggot firefighter

http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432854)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: kink-friendly wagecucks immigrant



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: flushed queen of the night twinkling uncleanness

Contemporary English Version

She answered, "No! Please don't force me! This sort of thing isn't done in Israel. It's disgusting!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833438)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 3:14 AM
Author: Citrine boyish faggot firefighter

valley girl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185767)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: coral lodge voyeur

Harry Potter

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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: flirting ceo trust fund



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: erotic cruise ship clown

Goodnight moon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433720)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: cobalt hyperactive site stock car

Titcr

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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: coral lodge voyeur



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: misunderstood kitty cat travel guidebook

2nd place = where the wild things are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812126)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: cowardly vivacious university nowag

Goodnight Room.

Goodnight Bboooom.

Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812151)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: misunderstood kitty cat travel guidebook

Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812175)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: dashing rigor



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Trip cerise philosopher-king piazza



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: big-titted menage



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Trip cerise philosopher-king piazza

(Jim Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812352)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: doobsian temple azn

subtle

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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: concupiscible tan brunch



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: bonkers beady-eyed coffee pot



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Zombie-like Pearly Parlour Turdskin



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: big-titted menage



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: peach nubile stain hairy legs

only this

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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:56 PM
Author: sooty appetizing rigpig



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: curious sex offender hall

Dragons Love Tacos

The Gruffalo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433724)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: passionate submissive boltzmann

lady chatterly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433737)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: sable cracking brethren

(Julia)

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Date: February 18th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: doobsian temple azn

Green Eggs and Ham

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Date: March 1st, 2020 6:31 PM
Author: coral lodge voyeur



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Disturbing volcanic crater



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Trip cerise philosopher-king piazza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812361)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Puce Misanthropic Degenerate Sound Barrier



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:10 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Persian

probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like "good night random thing" and a picture of a baby rabbit with a blase face, and also the phone is disconnected because only proles actually make calls from the bedroom

but going outside the canon, it's The Hobbit, which was written by an Oxford professor of Old English as a bedtime story for his children, and it features multiple fully-formed conlangs and a detailed religious framework, plus the main characters sing faggy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812488)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: Ebony nighttime fanboi prole



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:55 PM
Author: Ebony nighttime fanboi prole

Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomized monikers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082815)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:11 PM
Author: Electric potus range

Where the Wild Things Are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812503)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: diverse copper institution

The Rainbow Fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833367)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Brindle Community Account Milk

lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish.

"Ooh, your friends will only like you if you equally share that which makes you special! No one can be better than anyone else!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833428)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:17 PM
Author: diverse copper institution

I mainly just like that cool looking fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021133)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Zombie-like Pearly Parlour Turdskin

He's not cool looking at the end brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021153)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:25 PM
Author: diverse copper institution

Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021172)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: autistic heaven personal credit line

The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833433)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: ruddy mexican

Frog and Toad sorry Libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833443)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: flushed queen of the night twinkling uncleanness

CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833509)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: ruddy mexican

Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833573)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: razzmatazz deer antler ticket booth

Runaway Bunny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833450)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: concupiscible tan brunch

Faggots by Larry Kramer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833456)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: diverse copper institution

Corduroy (the bear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184532)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: concupiscible tan brunch

That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By Larry Kramer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184589)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 1:55 AM
Author: azure apoplectic nibblets point

Rikki Tikki Tavi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185673)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:04 AM
Author: avocado fiercely-loyal trailer park

tell your kids about jmaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185686)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: multi-colored den background story

Atlas Shrugged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185708)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:58 AM
Author: Charismatic stage windowlicker

Struwwelpeter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185752)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:55 PM
Author: diverse copper institution

my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398853)



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Date: July 28th, 2019 8:33 PM
Author: coral lodge voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38602684)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:37 PM
Author: diverse copper institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082737)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:57 PM
Author: Brindle Community Account Milk

The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back are good ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398866)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: Floppy flickering rehab circlehead

Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equally good bedtime story is The Big Red Barn. Very soothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398872)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: Unhinged Hairraiser Principal's Office Water Buffalo

I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3

https://www.amazon.com/Time-Bed-Pull-Tab-Books/dp/2745981773

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398876)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:00 PM
Author: Aromatic Theatre

my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the poisoned candy he'd hand out to cute little aryan children to me when i was young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398878)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:01 PM
Author: azure apoplectic nibblets point

Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398888)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:39 PM
Author: shimmering keepsake machete

The Jack Tales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082745)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:57 PM
Author: Soul-stirring walnut market

The Snake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082831)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: nofapping slimy psychic doctorate

Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082847)