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Blue house
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Metal business firm
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Slap-happy university
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learning disabled transparent field kitty
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The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly mor...
galvanic gunner goyim
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galvanic gunner goyim
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genesis 38:9
Sexy chapel black woman
  02/18/18
http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm
Slap-happy university
  02/18/18
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Sexy chapel black woman
  02/18/18
Contemporary English Version She answered, "No! Please...
brindle scourge upon the earth
  04/13/18
valley girl?
Slap-happy university
  06/05/18
Harry Potter
floppy site
  02/18/18
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Razzle parlour halford
  02/18/18
Goodnight moon
haunting incel
  02/18/18
Titcr
Dead Stage
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floppy site
  04/10/18
2nd place = where the wild things are
Amethyst forum pisswyrm
  04/10/18
Goodnight Room. Goodnight Bboooom. Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.
onyx bat-shit-crazy public bath
  04/10/18
Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.
Amethyst forum pisswyrm
  04/10/18
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Electric preventive strike lodge
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Mint nighttime fat ankles theatre
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Flushed garrison jap
  10/09/20
(Jim Kelly)
Mint nighttime fat ankles theatre
  04/10/18
subtle
motley useless brakes
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Insane stag film goal in life
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bisexual sneaky criminal dilemma
  03/31/19
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emerald useless space jewess
  03/31/19
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Flushed garrison jap
  10/09/20
only this
pink up-to-no-good stage partner
  04/13/18
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frisky milky police squad
  10/09/20
Dragons Love Tacos The Gruffalo
provocative telephone
  02/18/18
lady chatterly
Well-lubricated Immigrant Parlor
  02/18/18
(Julia)
Poppy Macaca
  04/10/18
Green Eggs and Ham
motley useless brakes
  02/18/18
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floppy site
  03/01/20
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jade stirring church
  04/10/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4
Mint nighttime fat ankles theatre
  04/10/18
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Big-titted Kitchen Round Eye
  04/10/18
probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like...
supple scarlet jew temple
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infuriating comical brethren
  10/09/20
Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomize...
infuriating comical brethren
  10/09/20
Where the Wild Things Are
chartreuse mental disorder ticket booth
  04/10/18
The Rainbow Fish
mentally impaired tripping pozpig
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lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish. ...
underhanded charismatic filthpig factory reset button
  04/13/18
I mainly just like that cool looking fish
mentally impaired tripping pozpig
  03/31/19
He's not cool looking at the end brother
emerald useless space jewess
  03/31/19
Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring
mentally impaired tripping pozpig
  03/31/19
The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122
cracking center knife
  04/13/18
Frog and Toad sorry Libs
titillating range party of the first part
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CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh
brindle scourge upon the earth
  04/13/18
Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it
titillating range party of the first part
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Runaway Bunny
cream greedy psychic
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Faggots by Larry Kramer
Insane stag film goal in life
  04/13/18
Corduroy (the bear)
mentally impaired tripping pozpig
  06/04/18
That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By La...
Insane stag film goal in life
  06/04/18
Rikki Tikki Tavi
Deep locus
  06/05/18
tell your kids about jmaw
Primrose Disgusting Theater
  06/05/18
Atlas Shrugged
Marvelous elite den stain
  06/05/18
Struwwelpeter
Misanthropic mischievous gas station affirmative action
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my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar
mentally impaired tripping pozpig
  06/16/19
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floppy site
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mentally impaired tripping pozpig
  10/09/20
The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back a...
underhanded charismatic filthpig factory reset button
  06/16/19
Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equ...
Cerebral Azure Step-uncle's House Yarmulke
  06/16/19
I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3 http...
geriatric school cafeteria codepig
  06/16/19
my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the p...
Aromatic mediation
  06/16/19
Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close
Deep locus
  06/16/19
The Jack Tales
Dull pit fanboi
  10/09/20
The Snake
Metal business firm
  10/09/20
Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.
Confused exciting hospital antidepressant drug
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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: Blue house



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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: Metal business firm



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Date: February 18th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: Slap-happy university



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Date: February 18th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: learning disabled transparent field kitty



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:01 PM
Author: galvanic gunner goyim

The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly more than 5,000 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432739)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: galvanic gunner goyim



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: Sexy chapel black woman

genesis 38:9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432743)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: Slap-happy university

http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm

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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: Sexy chapel black woman



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: brindle scourge upon the earth

Contemporary English Version

She answered, "No! Please don't force me! This sort of thing isn't done in Israel. It's disgusting!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833438)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 3:14 AM
Author: Slap-happy university

valley girl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185767)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: floppy site

Harry Potter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432752)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: Razzle parlour halford



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: haunting incel

Goodnight moon

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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Dead Stage

Titcr

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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: floppy site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812079)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: Amethyst forum pisswyrm

2nd place = where the wild things are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812126)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: onyx bat-shit-crazy public bath

Goodnight Room.

Goodnight Bboooom.

Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812151)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: Amethyst forum pisswyrm

Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812175)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: Electric preventive strike lodge



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Mint nighttime fat ankles theatre



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Flushed garrison jap



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Mint nighttime fat ankles theatre

(Jim Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812352)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: motley useless brakes

subtle

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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Insane stag film goal in life



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: bisexual sneaky criminal dilemma



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: emerald useless space jewess



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Flushed garrison jap



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: pink up-to-no-good stage partner

only this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833454)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:56 PM
Author: frisky milky police squad



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: provocative telephone

Dragons Love Tacos

The Gruffalo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433724)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Immigrant Parlor

lady chatterly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433737)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: Poppy Macaca

(Julia)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812083)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: motley useless brakes

Green Eggs and Ham

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Date: March 1st, 2020 6:31 PM
Author: floppy site



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: jade stirring church



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Mint nighttime fat ankles theatre

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812361)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Big-titted Kitchen Round Eye



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:10 PM
Author: supple scarlet jew temple

probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like "good night random thing" and a picture of a baby rabbit with a blase face, and also the phone is disconnected because only proles actually make calls from the bedroom

but going outside the canon, it's The Hobbit, which was written by an Oxford professor of Old English as a bedtime story for his children, and it features multiple fully-formed conlangs and a detailed religious framework, plus the main characters sing faggy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812488)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: infuriating comical brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082813)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:55 PM
Author: infuriating comical brethren

Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomized monikers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082815)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:11 PM
Author: chartreuse mental disorder ticket booth

Where the Wild Things Are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812503)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: mentally impaired tripping pozpig

The Rainbow Fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833367)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: underhanded charismatic filthpig factory reset button

lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish.

"Ooh, your friends will only like you if you equally share that which makes you special! No one can be better than anyone else!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833428)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:17 PM
Author: mentally impaired tripping pozpig

I mainly just like that cool looking fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021133)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: emerald useless space jewess

He's not cool looking at the end brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021153)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:25 PM
Author: mentally impaired tripping pozpig

Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021172)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: cracking center knife

The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833433)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: titillating range party of the first part

Frog and Toad sorry Libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833443)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: brindle scourge upon the earth

CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833509)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: titillating range party of the first part

Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833573)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: cream greedy psychic

Runaway Bunny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833450)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Insane stag film goal in life

Faggots by Larry Kramer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833456)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: mentally impaired tripping pozpig

Corduroy (the bear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184532)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Insane stag film goal in life

That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By Larry Kramer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184589)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 1:55 AM
Author: Deep locus

Rikki Tikki Tavi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185673)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:04 AM
Author: Primrose Disgusting Theater

tell your kids about jmaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185686)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: Marvelous elite den stain

Atlas Shrugged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185708)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:58 AM
Author: Misanthropic mischievous gas station affirmative action

Struwwelpeter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185752)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:55 PM
Author: mentally impaired tripping pozpig

my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398853)



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Date: July 28th, 2019 8:33 PM
Author: floppy site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38602684)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:37 PM
Author: mentally impaired tripping pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082737)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:57 PM
Author: underhanded charismatic filthpig factory reset button

The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back are good ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398866)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: Cerebral Azure Step-uncle's House Yarmulke

Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equally good bedtime story is The Big Red Barn. Very soothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398872)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: geriatric school cafeteria codepig

I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3

https://www.amazon.com/Time-Bed-Pull-Tab-Books/dp/2745981773

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398876)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:00 PM
Author: Aromatic mediation

my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the poisoned candy he'd hand out to cute little aryan children to me when i was young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398878)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:01 PM
Author: Deep locus

Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398888)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:39 PM
Author: Dull pit fanboi

The Jack Tales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082745)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:57 PM
Author: Metal business firm

The Snake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082831)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Confused exciting hospital antidepressant drug

Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082847)