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Karate kicked the face shield right off female Sprouts cashier (chilmata)

Yeah I'm banned from all San Diego county locations but I fi...
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180! Especially liked the legal analysis.
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Lost it at extra large tampons
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“This got me furious bros.”
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I miss Stater Bros, actually. One of the few things from Cal...
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startling lascivious immigrant
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Rose national security agency
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the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula 180
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180
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startled scarlet mood gunner
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talented dog poop office
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nudist factory reset button theater
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Laughed at this a dozen times now
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startled scarlet mood gunner
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Shivering ruby point
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This is hilarious.
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who was it who did all these chilmata parodies?
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Me
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flw
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:50 PM
Author: startled scarlet mood gunner

Yeah I'm banned from all San Diego county locations but I figured with the mask requirement i could get away with it. Drove my Dodge Charger up to Carlsbad and went to their location up there off Rancho Santa Fe blvd. Its a chill drive with some nice scenery. Anyway I brought my cart up to the stand and started loading my stuff on the carousel as the customer in front paid. The customer noticed and angrily said "can you please keep his items 6 feet from mine". I informed her that I'm a lawyer and the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula. Then the cashier butted in and said "sir please keep your items in your cart until asked." This got me furious bros. I doubled down and started piling my shit on there at rapid speed. The clerk then grabbed my container of almond milk and threw it into my cart, spilling it everywhere. I lost it, i got into horse stance and told her exactly what would happen next if she didnt back off. She tried to put my wifes cocoa butter & extra large tampons back in the cart and I roundhouse kicked her face shield right off her head. I made no contact with her head so legally I know I'm in the clear. I left and went to Stater Bros and did my shopping there where I'm appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2#40612297)



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Date: July 16th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: Marvelous business firm twinkling uncleanness



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:46 PM
Author: Boyish puce locus



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:57 PM
Author: Diverse Balding Kitchen Goyim

180! Especially liked the legal analysis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2#40612334)



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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:15 PM
Author: Wine Erotic Corner Macaca



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:58 PM
Author: Blue Big Fanboi



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:58 PM
Author: nudist factory reset button theater



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:59 PM
Author: Irate stirring shrine cuckoldry



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:59 PM
Author: Purple trailer park haunted graveyard



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:03 PM
Author: Pungent orchestra pit



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:04 PM
Author: well-lubricated rigpig love of her life



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:04 PM
Author: titillating school pervert



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: hairraiser charcoal clown deer antler



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: hairraiser charcoal clown deer antler



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:12 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:32 PM
Author: Umber parlor

I drive a Challenger not a Charger.

I don’t eat arugula or almond milk.

It was a crescent kick.

The rest of the story is true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2#40613846)



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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:55 PM
Author: pale roommate hospital



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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:59 PM
Author: Bateful heaven people who are hurt



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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: unholy arousing pisswyrm mental disorder



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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:09 PM
Author: sick abode prole



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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:12 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:22 PM
Author: Ruddy exciting idea he suggested

Lost it at extra large tampons

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:26 PM
Author: Pungent orchestra pit

“This got me furious bros.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2#40614084)



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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: Excitant Jet-lagged Dragon

I miss Stater Bros, actually. One of the few things from California I do miss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2#40614072)



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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:25 PM
Author: Swashbuckling obsidian church quadroon



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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:39 AM
Author: unholy arousing pisswyrm mental disorder



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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:40 AM
Author: startling lascivious immigrant



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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:40 AM
Author: Rose national security agency



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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:42 AM
Author: heady famous landscape painting

the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2#40617007)



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Date: July 16th, 2020 12:24 PM
Author: 180 area friendly grandma



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Date: July 16th, 2020 1:22 PM
Author: Frum University Lettuce



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Date: July 16th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: startling lascivious immigrant



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Date: July 16th, 2020 6:14 PM
Author: startling lascivious immigrant



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Date: July 17th, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: startling lascivious immigrant



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: frozen stag film foreskin



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:45 PM
Author: Wonderful costumed headpube

180

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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: hairraiser charcoal clown deer antler



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Date: August 11th, 2020 12:48 PM
Author: Self-absorbed pink ceo queen of the night

🚨 🚨 🚨 sprouts trending on twitter rn🚨🚨🚨

https://twitter.com/tmztucson/status/1293006090548817921?s=21

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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:19 PM
Author: startled scarlet mood gunner



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Date: January 13th, 2021 12:15 PM
Author: talented dog poop office



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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:22 PM
Author: nudist factory reset button theater



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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:25 PM
Author: flickering mischievous partner

Laughed at this a dozen times now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2#41745632)



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Date: February 10th, 2021 9:52 PM
Author: startled scarlet mood gunner



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Date: February 10th, 2021 9:53 PM
Author: Shivering ruby point



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Date: February 19th, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: Umber parlor

This is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2#41977864)



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Date: February 19th, 2021 11:54 PM
Author: nudist factory reset button theater



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Date: October 6th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: talented dog poop office



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Date: October 6th, 2022 4:59 PM
Author: Walnut mind-boggling parlour



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:00 PM
Author: Violent Dilemma



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:00 PM
Author: exhilarant library voyeur

who was it who did all these chilmata parodies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2#45291456)



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:05 PM
Author: startled scarlet mood gunner

Me

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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:38 PM
Author: Violent Dilemma

flw

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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Tanning Salon



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:24 PM
Author: flickering mischievous partner

I think about "got into horse stance" pretty regularly and it cracks me the fuck up. This is a 180 thread and best of breed chillmata parody.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2#45291568)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:17 AM
Author: bearded brilliant temple



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:26 AM
Author: startled scarlet mood gunner



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:37 PM
Author: talented dog poop office



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 4:28 AM
Author: startled scarlet mood gunner



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 5:30 AM
Author: sick abode prole



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Laughsome deep locale



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