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This is what brings him back.
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He's all about Makin' It Rain.
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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: amethyst space

pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43762911)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Adulterous temple headpube



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: Drunken Box Office



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM
Author: Smoky erotic liquid oxygen scourge upon the earth



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: Heady Hell



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM
Author: Ruddy rigpig kitty cat

CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS

AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43763042)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM
Author: thriller godawful brethren persian



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: spectacular stead ape

“ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ”

such a nice line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43763135)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: exhilarant white indian lodge dragon



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: Hyperventilating parlour

"The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."

how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764142)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: adventurous hateful cuck

"mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43767508)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Stubborn Bipolar Site Sex Offender

it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#46020130)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: kink-friendly property



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: federal blood rage



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: exhilarant white indian lodge dragon

On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43763164)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: garnet vibrant mad-dog skullcap library



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: Bronze Ratface Feces



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM
Author: magenta elastic band

Pop smoke is dead

Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43763214)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: amethyst space

This is what brings him back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764127)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: Drunken Box Office

He's all about Makin' It Rain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764129)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: amethyst space

it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764141)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Drunken Box Office

Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764304)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: exhilarant white indian lodge dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764832)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: garnet vibrant mad-dog skullcap library



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: Stubborn Bipolar Site Sex Offender



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: Dashing new version



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:16 PM
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Author: Kenneth Play



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Lavender Dog Poop Shitlib



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: mahogany razzmatazz newt school cafeteria



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Hyperventilating parlour



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: garnet vibrant mad-dog skullcap library



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: spectacular stead ape



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:51 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle coral range idea he suggested



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: Stimulating Shimmering Clown



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM
Author: Ivory mildly autistic masturbator

why would a litigator go to a transactional cle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43766894)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: Cerebral Mischievous Locus Pisswyrm

Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"

"I am, Woo."

"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.

"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.

"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43767018)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:54 PM
Author: galvanic awkward office becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#46697752)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:58 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Cobalt Area



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: electric fantasy-prone azn

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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:53 PM
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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: spectacular stead ape



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM
Author: kink-friendly property



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: Greedy maize church bbw

*dreams of a midlevel litigation associate*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43767925)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: garnet vibrant mad-dog skullcap library



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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:23 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:34 AM
Author: amethyst space



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: Stubborn Bipolar Site Sex Offender

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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

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