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Honestly, I wouldn't want a girl that appreciates Olive Garden

We were talking about this the other night with a group of f...
trip frisky principal's office
  03/29/15
wtf is the matter with people here.
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It's bad that I don't want short kids with no appreciation o...
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they will be angry when handed a bologna sandwich instead of...
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(Simpsmo)
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jesus christ this board is insufferable, flame or not
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poppy boistinker preventive strike
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Ek'aro!
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(prole)
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remember this poast brother when you're trying to look lovin...
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provocative mental disorder
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Enjoy ur 170 lb 5'3 GED cunt
trip frisky principal's office
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OP is sooo CR. lmao @ prole idiots on xo salivating over fat...
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supple onyx corner
  03/30/15
There is actually a lot of truth to this. I would feel kind...
orchid cracking abode coffee pot
  03/30/15
This. If she's invited over when one of my father's politica...
trip frisky principal's office
  03/30/15
actually did takeout at OG this weekend. I had never been, ...
razzle-dazzle dull nibblets
  03/30/15
it's sad how so much of middle america is completely classle...
supple onyx corner
  03/30/15
this was in jersey, but could have been anytown, USA. I'm n...
razzle-dazzle dull nibblets
  03/30/15
lol
Disturbing Hell Fortuitous Meteor
  03/30/15
You should be a restaurant critic.
Frum locale
  03/30/15
What about a girl who is indifferent to it one way or anothe...
spectacular violent plaza reading party
  03/30/15
great question doodikoff
Green electric furnace background story
  03/30/15
Sounds perfect.
Frum locale
  03/30/15
I think xo assumes that provincial tastes=warm, loving perso...
Yapping Federal Theatre Circlehead
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Tcr. Women with "wants" are more desirable than wo...
trip frisky principal's office
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CR "I think xo assumes that provincial tastes=warm, ...
Laughsome Frozen Faggot Firefighter
  03/30/15
Look at it this way, would you eat Olive Garden on a yacht? ...
orchid cracking abode coffee pot
  03/30/15
lol
razzle-dazzle dull nibblets
  03/30/15
if you had them cater, your guests would like it, so long as...
topaz embarrassed to the bone turdskin
  03/30/15
wtf? You would have Olive Garden catered to your yacht? Th...
orchid cracking abode coffee pot
  03/30/15
I've been on yacht parties that were catered by BBQ joints a...
spectacular violent plaza reading party
  03/30/15
my yacht party would kick ass
topaz embarrassed to the bone turdskin
  03/30/15
Why is it all or nothing? You can appreciate fine dining and...
impressive dog poop
  03/30/15
If I may quote the millennial generation for a moment: &q...
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  03/30/15
cr. Retards in this thread only capable of thinking in black...
ocher bearded stage macaca
  03/30/15
If you enjoy OG it shows you are prole.
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  03/30/15
you don't have to enjoy it. you just have to eat it without ...
Mind-boggling Pisswyrm
  03/30/15
You can only enjoy so many calories without getting fat. Why...
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  03/30/15
This. I'm not even being urban elite. Her even knowing what ...
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Yes, much better to be with a shrew who will forever "d...
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(Frasier Crane desperately seeking his Lilith)
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Drive through places are less prole because it is less publi...
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They could take a picture and put it on some gossip site lik...
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yfwgi
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If you go to dinner with politicians, sculptors, and writers...
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  03/30/15
lol @ sculptors.
impressive dog poop
  03/30/15
I think he's flame.
trip frisky principal's office
  03/30/15
Enjoy your marriage to Sonal B.
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  03/30/15
lol
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  03/30/15
lol
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  03/30/15
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Date: March 29th, 2015 9:24 PM
Author: trip frisky principal's office

We were talking about this the other night with a group of friends. I obviously didn't mention Olive Garden but this chick in our group (admittedly a lawyer) told me that women want "Fine wine, tall men, Delicious cuisine, and a great time."

At first it came across as cunty but then I read that Olive Garden thread this morning. A woman that would appreciate Olive Garden is undesirable for obvious reason. But here are some:

1. She obviously prole and you'll have dumb prole kids

2. She's obviously dumb bc she doesn't know/care how bad it is for you.

3. She's ugly because a decent looking chicks would have chads lined up to take her out to a decent place.

4. If she eats that shit, she'll obviously blow up eventually.

5. She has low class tastes and upbringing if she had to eat that shit growing up.

6. Her parents obviously didn't work hard enough to drill the "want better" theme into her life. Desirable women know their worth and demand better than Olive Garden. Therefore, shes unlikely to be educated and/or sophisticated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27579014)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 10:10 AM
Author: topaz embarrassed to the bone turdskin

wtf is the matter with people here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581142)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 10:37 AM
Author: trip frisky principal's office

It's bad that I don't want short kids with no appreciation of exotic cuisine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581238)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: topaz embarrassed to the bone turdskin

they will be angry when handed a bologna sandwich instead of an abalone sandwich, like they said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581243)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: Ruddy exciting mood immigrant

(Simpsmo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582392)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: Bright kitty cat ticket booth

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27583687)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 9:26 PM
Author: Excitant Cobalt Sound Barrier Really Tough Guy

jesus christ this board is insufferable, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27579022)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 9:28 PM
Author: poppy boistinker preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27579032)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 10:12 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle dull nibblets

Ek'aro!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581153)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 9:27 AM
Author: trip frisky principal's office

(prole)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581010)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 9:26 PM
Author: Chestnut Dead Brunch

remember this poast brother when you're trying to look lovingly into the cold dead eyes of a shrew while she approximates a smile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27579024)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 9:28 PM
Author: poppy boistinker preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27579033)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 9:30 PM
Author: free-loading hairless orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27579039)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 9:33 PM
Author: provocative mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27579055)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: trip frisky principal's office

Enjoy ur 170 lb 5'3 GED cunt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27579106)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 9:40 AM
Author: Cerebral cerise space clown

http://www.funnyjunk.com/All+of+garden/funny-pictures/5498089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581040)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 9:34 AM
Author: spectacular violent plaza reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581022)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: Frum locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582387)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: Green electric furnace background story

OP is sooo CR. lmao @ prole idiots on xo salivating over fat Olive Garden wives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581012)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 9:37 AM
Author: supple onyx corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581030)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 9:39 AM
Author: orchid cracking abode coffee pot

There is actually a lot of truth to this. I would feel kind of bad if she was vehemently hateful about Olive Garden, but it would be worse if she enjoyed it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581035)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 10:01 AM
Author: trip frisky principal's office

This. If she's invited over when one of my father's political friends are over and we have an exotic dish catered, I wouldn't expect her to appreciate it at a level that everyone else would.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581097)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 9:39 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle dull nibblets

actually did takeout at OG this weekend. I had never been, but was close by and we were tired of chinese/pizza.

I didn't expect much and the food wasn't bad for takeout, BUT--the place was a fucking zoo. Parking lot was packed. I go in and it's pandemonium. At least 40 people waiting to be seated, the bar was shoulder to shoulder 2 deep and the workers looked like they were working triage during a terrorist attack. It was made worse by the disproportionate amount of either obese and disabled people. I've never seen more 30 somethings with canes in my life. never again and i'm pretty prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581036)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 9:40 AM
Author: supple onyx corner

it's sad how so much of middle america is completely classless now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581039)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 9:43 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle dull nibblets

this was in jersey, but could have been anytown, USA. I'm not sure if people were just oblivious of people around them or just selfish or really just lumbering around in the middle of traffic areas because they were not mobile enough to do anything else. I couldn't put my finger on one thing, maybe it was all of the above.

I had gone to a diner in the morning to get breakfast with a buddy who moved back to the area from SF and we watched people sitting as couples--fathers/sons, gf/bf, and everyone was looking at their phones not talking to each other. We're in trouble, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581049)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: Disturbing Hell Fortuitous Meteor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582383)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 1:47 PM
Author: Frum locale

You should be a restaurant critic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582394)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: spectacular violent plaza reading party

What about a girl who is indifferent to it one way or another, and who will eat it if you take her there but never specifically requests it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581044)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: Green electric furnace background story

great question doodikoff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581059)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 1:47 PM
Author: Frum locale

Sounds perfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582399)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 9:53 AM
Author: Yapping Federal Theatre Circlehead

I think xo assumes that provincial tastes=warm, loving person unspoiled by the evil big city. But it often means the girl is retarded and/or trashy. And there are intelligent, sophisticated women out there that aren't pushy or arrogant. That being said, after years of dating it does seem like the landscape is getting worse but I remain hopeful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581071)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: trip frisky principal's office

Tcr. Women with "wants" are more desirable than women who are content. It shows that they are brought up with class and that they'll want more for their kids (i.e. top private schools, manners, appreciation for finer things).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581105)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Laughsome Frozen Faggot Firefighter

CR

"I think xo assumes that provincial tastes=warm, loving person unspoiled by the evil big city. But it often means the girl is retarded and/or trashy. "



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582407)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 10:07 AM
Author: orchid cracking abode coffee pot

Look at it this way, would you eat Olive Garden on a yacht? If you wouldn't have it catered to your yacht for important guests, I wouldn't want my girl to eat it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581125)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle dull nibblets

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581147)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 10:12 AM
Author: topaz embarrassed to the bone turdskin

if you had them cater, your guests would like it, so long as there were options off the usual menu. It's not like McDonalds. WTF is the matter with you people. Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581150)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: orchid cracking abode coffee pot

wtf? You would have Olive Garden catered to your yacht? That is a surefire way to ruin a peak dining experience. When I mean Olive Garden catering, I mean you have to choose from their wine selection as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581162)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: spectacular violent plaza reading party

I've been on yacht parties that were catered by BBQ joints and by chicken fingers places (like zaxbys)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581248)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: topaz embarrassed to the bone turdskin

my yacht party would kick ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581255)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: impressive dog poop

Why is it all or nothing? You can appreciate fine dining and exotic cuisine while still be happy to "slum it" once in a while at a chain restaurant. Just because you might like a foreign independent film doesn't mean you can't also enjoy a low-brow comedy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27581261)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Laughsome Frozen Faggot Firefighter

If I may quote the millennial generation for a moment:

"THIS."

Insufferable urban elitists cannot imagine a meal at OG without pretention.

90 IQ ARE COUNTRY fat proles cannot imagine a world beyond OG.

The sword cuts both ways, fags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582405)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: ocher bearded stage macaca

cr. Retards in this thread only capable of thinking in black and white terms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582408)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: orchid cracking abode coffee pot

If you enjoy OG it shows you are prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582416)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 1:55 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Pisswyrm

you don't have to enjoy it. you just have to eat it without smirking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582430)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: orchid cracking abode coffee pot

You can only enjoy so many calories without getting fat. Why waste a meal on a place that actually makes you a worse person than before you went there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582468)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 1:58 PM
Author: trip frisky principal's office

This. I'm not even being urban elite. Her even knowing what olive gardn tastes like in prole in itself. If she are there growing up, she's prole. If she ate there with friends, she has prole friends and a shit social circle. If guys have taken her there, she doesn't have enough self worth to demand more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582452)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: impressive dog poop

Yes, much better to be with a shrew who will forever "demand more" (i.e. nothing will ever be good enough) than a CGWBT who will appreciate whatever you provide for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582479)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: trip frisky principal's office

I have no desire to be with a girl that will inevitably blow up, never push our kids to succeed, be OK with sending our kids to public schools, who would be OK with living a middle class life. I want an educated girl, with a right body that won't blow up after kids that will actually have interesting parents worth visiting on the holidays.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582493)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 2:06 PM
Author: impressive dog poop

(Frasier Crane desperately seeking his Lilith)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582510)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Pisswyrm

how about this? what if she was on a cross-country road trip (say, moving or a college-aged adventure) and her and her friends are starving outside of a place like Amarillo or something. They pull off the road and their options are McD, Burger King, Big Boy or Olive Garden. They opt for Olive Garden since it seems like the least prole eatery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582495)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 2:06 PM
Author: orchid cracking abode coffee pot

Drive through places are less prole because it is less public. People will see you at OG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582509)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 2:08 PM
Author: impressive dog poop

lol at worrying about people in a town you are just passing through noticing you at an Olive Garden that they are ALSO patronizing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582520)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: orchid cracking abode coffee pot

They could take a picture and put it on some gossip site like Gawker. Proles will always try to ruin cultured people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582533)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: impressive dog poop

yfwgi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582536)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 2:16 PM
Author: orchid cracking abode coffee pot

If you go to dinner with politicians, sculptors, and writers the media would report it if you took them to Olive Garden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582562)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 2:17 PM
Author: impressive dog poop

lol @ sculptors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582565)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: trip frisky principal's office

I think he's flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27583681)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: Frum locale

Enjoy your marriage to Sonal B.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582539)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 2:16 PM
Author: impressive dog poop

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582559)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 5:11 PM
Author: aromatic death wish house

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27583698)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: trip frisky principal's office

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27585559)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: impressive dog poop

Frasier and Niles Crane in the fight of their lives ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2841972&forum_id=2#27582568)