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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
Maize People Who Are Hurt Brunch
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
harsh passionate site
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
Maize People Who Are Hurt Brunch
  04/14/22
...
insanely creepy heady institution regret
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
Maniacal excitant stag film
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
Maize People Who Are Hurt Brunch
  04/14/22
...
Maniacal excitant stag film
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
Frisky drab library psychic
  04/14/22
...
Misunderstood Shaky School Cafeteria Roommate
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
Bipolar Beta Toaster Sanctuary
  04/27/24
lol
potluck
  07/23/26
...
Maize People Who Are Hurt Brunch
  04/28/22
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Maize People Who Are Hurt Brunch
  07/04/23
...
Misunderstood Shaky School Cafeteria Roommate
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
Claret provocative set pisswyrm
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
Yellow boistinker mother
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
Maize People Who Are Hurt Brunch
  04/27/24
?
Yellow boistinker mother
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
Maize People Who Are Hurt Brunch
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
Yellow boistinker mother
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
Maize People Who Are Hurt Brunch
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
Yellow boistinker mother
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
charismatic theater stage faggot firefighter
  04/27/24
Georgia?
Yellow boistinker mother
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
charismatic theater stage faggot firefighter
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
supple digit ratio chapel
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
Soul-stirring church building fortuitous meteor
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
bearded lay
  04/24/26
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effete buff locus
  04/27/24
180
sexy appetizing locale
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
Bipolar Beta Toaster Sanctuary
  04/27/24
Honk honk
sexy appetizing locale
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
charismatic theater stage faggot firefighter
  04/27/24
...
nudist nibblets spot
  04/27/24
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effete buff locus
  10/08/24
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idiotic french chef lodge
  10/08/24
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Red public bath tank
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
Cerise community account
  06/06/24
...
buck-toothed legal warrant plaza
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
crystalline outnumbered garrison haunted graveyard
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
Nighttime submissive coffee pot
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
crystalline outnumbered garrison haunted graveyard
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
Nighttime submissive coffee pot
  06/06/24
...
aggressive fluffy immigrant turdskin
  04/24/26
...
idiotic french chef lodge
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
Maize People Who Are Hurt Brunch
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
Maize People Who Are Hurt Brunch
  09/14/25
...
embarrassed to the bone high-end mad-dog skullcap state
  03/31/26
flame?
Translucent Black Woman Police Squad
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
Maize People Who Are Hurt Brunch
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
brindle hyperventilating abode idea he suggested
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
exhilarant snowy range
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
brindle hyperventilating abode idea he suggested
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
pungent half-breed tanning salon
  04/24/26
...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/22/26
I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept ...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from th...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I do...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
...
potluck
  07/23/26
...
aggressive fluffy immigrant turdskin
  04/25/26
"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De...
going pumo irl
  07/23/26
RIP
gaetan dugas
  07/23/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: Maize People Who Are Hurt Brunch

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: harsh passionate site

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: Maize People Who Are Hurt Brunch

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: insanely creepy heady institution regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: Maniacal excitant stag film

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: Maize People Who Are Hurt Brunch

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: Maniacal excitant stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: Frisky drab library psychic

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: Misunderstood Shaky School Cafeteria Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Bipolar Beta Toaster Sanctuary

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613739)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: potluck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50020950)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: Maize People Who Are Hurt Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: Maize People Who Are Hurt Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: Misunderstood Shaky School Cafeteria Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: Claret provocative set pisswyrm

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Yellow boistinker mother

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Maize People Who Are Hurt Brunch

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: Yellow boistinker mother

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Maize People Who Are Hurt Brunch

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: Yellow boistinker mother

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: Maize People Who Are Hurt Brunch

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Yellow boistinker mother

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: charismatic theater stage faggot firefighter

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Yellow boistinker mother

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: charismatic theater stage faggot firefighter

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: supple digit ratio chapel

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: Soul-stirring church building fortuitous meteor

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: bearded lay

Dat Lake Forest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: effete buff locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: sexy appetizing locale

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: Bipolar Beta Toaster Sanctuary

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: sexy appetizing locale

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: charismatic theater stage faggot firefighter

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: nudist nibblets spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: effete buff locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: idiotic french chef lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: Red public bath tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: Cerise community account

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: buck-toothed legal warrant plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: crystalline outnumbered garrison haunted graveyard

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: Nighttime submissive coffee pot

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: crystalline outnumbered garrison haunted graveyard

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: Nighttime submissive coffee pot

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: aggressive fluffy immigrant turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: idiotic french chef lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: Maize People Who Are Hurt Brunch

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Maize People Who Are Hurt Brunch

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone high-end mad-dog skullcap state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Translucent Black Woman Police Squad

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: Maize People Who Are Hurt Brunch

This was 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: brindle hyperventilating abode idea he suggested

How long will he be locked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: exhilarant snowy range

trump will pardon him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: brindle hyperventilating abode idea he suggested

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: pungent half-breed tanning salon

actually not fIame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49840464)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50018265)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept reading it all I could think was oh shit this is definitely MDH. And it was him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50020645)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from this thread, but i wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50020842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I don’t need any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50020851)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda like shortporch, i don't think we ever got full confirmation of that, but he was the prof who got kilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50020858)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50020951)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: aggressive fluffy immigrant turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49841414)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: going pumo irl

"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables but his note confused the teller, who “glanced at the note and, without realizing its true meaning, asked (Honaker) to fill out a withdrawal slip first because she needed an account number.” Honaker complied and wrote on the withdrawal slip, “read the note,” which asked for all $100s, $50s and $20s. The teller told Honaker, “The bank kept its cash in counting machines” so she couldn’t give him what he wanted, the complaint said. He left."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50020953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50021007)