PSA: T14 Contest Victims, Find Out Who The Perpetrator Is
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Date: March 9th, 2007 3:43 PM Author: big hyperventilating half-breed
There's fairly strong evidence that the person responsible for your misery goes by Pensive here. He has a long history of pulling similar stunts, only he went too far this time. Apparently, the stress of his unemployment has destabilized him to the point of pulling hurtful pranks on the internet for amusement. So, if you've been victimized by the contest, blame Pensive. His real life identity, including his alma mater and what kind of graduate program he dropped out of, before he became an unemployed troll, can be easily searched on this site.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730081) |
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Date: March 9th, 2007 4:45 PM Author: alcoholic gay wizard piazza
im not trying to bring these guys down but I'm not afraid to post my opinion of them, which is that they are screwing their current clients in order to get publicity and draw future clients.
i think it's worth mentioning that reputation defender is much more of a PR firm than any kind of legal representation. I don't know why they don't state on their website that they aren't providing legal representation; if they are representing them then why do they make TONS of legal threats all the time but never say that they are counsel for Heide Iravani or Brittan Heller (as may apply)?
Also, if they aren't providing actual legal representation then what basis do they have for threatening legal action? why should anyone take them seriously unless they are legal counsel for Heide Iravani and/or Brittan Heller?
It just seems all confused
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730429)
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Date: March 9th, 2007 7:09 PM Author: boyish dysfunction twinkling uncleanness
Not to mention the WaPo's role in this.
Did they really think that
(a) Xoxo wouldn't figure out who their "anonymous sources were"?
(b) That Xoxo renegades wouldn't out these sources?
(c) That WaPo's supplying Xoxo's web-addy was *still* a good idea?
I see a future ethics "case study" at the Columbia School of Journalism based on this fiasco.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7731136) |
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Date: March 9th, 2007 3:49 PM Author: swashbuckling bbw national
There is no "evidence" only speculation. Also, I'm pretty sure the speculation is completely wrong. The T14 stuff really wasn't pensive's style.
That said, I am in full support of ruining some random person's life - that is the xo way.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730130) |
Date: March 9th, 2007 4:06 PM Author: big hyperventilating half-breed
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730234) |
Date: March 9th, 2007 4:09 PM Author: big hyperventilating half-breed
Just so you know, pauliewalnuts / pensive can't seem to stay away from this site. This is him posting under yet another one of his alternate monikers.
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592608&forum_id=2#7729668
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730251) |
Date: March 9th, 2007 4:27 PM Author: Mewling cruise ship
this is indeed very possible. he STALKED female students at carleton. they had to get restraining orders against him. once again, pensive is a deranged individual. be careful.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730356) |
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Date: March 9th, 2007 6:00 PM Author: Tripping iridescent elastic band mother
This is completely false. No restraining orders, no stalking. In fact, if there were a restraining order against me, it would be in the public record and anyone would be able to find it. So go look and get back to me about what you find, because you'll find nothing.
I did have a couple deranged fuckers spread rumors about me and, in addition, make threatening phone calls during my sophomore year; if anyone was stalking anyone, it would be them stalking me... but even that claim would be a stretch.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730763) |
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Date: March 9th, 2007 6:25 PM Author: Tripping iridescent elastic band mother
I think you overestimate the publicity that an external restraining order would generate. A restraining order can reflect badly on the students involved, but not really on the college. It's not something that a newspaper would write about, unless a violent incident were involved.
You are correct, though, that colleges often try to manage such matters internally. This is more out of an interest in protecting their students' futures than in avoiding negative publicity. Usually what happens is that the student is advised to stay away from the other person and barred from entry into that person's dorm.
If you care to know, I've never had an internal restraining order against me either, nor did I ever do anything that would cause me to have PNG status at any dorm. I've been kicked out of hostels, bars, and restaurants before (only one of the incidents being my fault, and that one over a very minor transgression) but never a college dorm.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730909) |
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Date: March 9th, 2007 6:56 PM Author: Tripping iridescent elastic band mother
I don't think *that* is funny; a lot of the things PW and others are doing I consider repugnant. I think confusing you about my identity and getting you to waste lots of energy and make a general fool of yourself is funny, and none of this contributes to the evils that have already transpired.
Some things are too painful/evil to be funny, while other things tangentially related may be considered funny. For example, most people don't find true racism funny-- it's too evil-- but do find mild, poignant racial humor (e.g. South Park, Borat) to be comical. Most people don't find the plight of the desperate and poor to be amusing, but we laugh at 174's prestige rants, which deal with the nature of class in our society.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7731075) |
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Date: March 9th, 2007 7:15 PM Author: boyish dysfunction twinkling uncleanness
Okay, Vector. But on your view, then, is this page just wrong?
http://paulie.walnutsack.googlepages.com/home2
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7731170) |
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Date: March 9th, 2007 7:26 PM Author: big hyperventilating half-breed
I'm not sure, <trytry>. It appears to be based on info the pauliewalnuts persona posted about himself. Knowing that pauliewalnuts himself was a fabricated character, I'd say that an outing based on similarities of subject matter, obsession, prose, and shared history of flamebaiting is probably a much more solid than one based on info a schtick posted about himself.
Also, a google search of your moniker yielded posts like these. You're apparently a fan of pensive/pauliewalnuts. Does this help?
Date: February 19th, 2007 1:24 PM
Author: trytry
I kinda like the comment by "pwnsive"
http://www.harvardindependent.com/ViewArticle.aspx?ArticleID=10115
;)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=580549&forum_id=2#7630068
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7731209) |
Date: March 9th, 2007 6:06 PM Author: Tripping iridescent elastic band mother
Here is the post that led Vector to believe I am Pauliewalnuts.
It wasn't a "confession"-- I am not Pauliewalnuts and would have nothing to confess-- but I knew that Vector, being the imbecile that he is, would take it as one, and I felt like toying with him. Either he still believes that I'm PW, in which case I really can't help him, or he knows that I'm not and is angry that he was fooled.
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592218&forum_id=2#7726841
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Date: March 8th, 2007 8:39 PM
Author: assert len('pensive') != 7
I'm not going to comment, for the following reason: I am a troll, and therefore my obvious interest is to convince others of a lie. Trolls want to shift blame for their trolls and take credit for other peoples'. (Blame and credit are, of course, the same commodity; in essence, they just want obfuscation.) Therefore, if I am indeed Pauliewalnuts, I should want you to believe him to be someone else, and I would be massively prestigious for this getting the whole way to the Wash Post without my getting caught. If I am not Pauliewalnuts, then I want credit for his very successful trolling, and I will be prestigious for having been given it.
I win as long as the majority of XO believes the opposite of what is true, and therefore whatever is in my interest will not be in other peoples'. Therefore, my contributions on this topic will be of no value to anyone.
But, even if the truth is discovered, then I win either way. If I am Pauliewalnuts, and it is believed to be so, then the board is convinced of my skill as a troll. If I am not Pauliewalnuts, and considered innocent of his deeds, then I can watch with awe as an innocent bystander. No matter what happens, I win. Pensive always wins.
I'll only say that there are posters who know the truth. GTO is one of them.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730799) |
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Date: March 9th, 2007 6:11 PM Author: big hyperventilating half-breed
If you haven't noticed the title of that thread, it's:
<If you haven't noticed, pensive is pauliewalnuts>
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730831) |
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Date: March 9th, 2007 6:16 PM Author: stirring shrine
It wasn't a "confession"-- I am not Pauliewalnuts and would have nothing to confess-- but I knew that Vector, being the imbecile that he is, would take it as one, and I felt like toying with him. Either he still believes that I'm PW, in which case I really can't help him, or he knows that I'm not and is angry that he was fooled
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dood, you write just like PW, in that same irritating style.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730860) |
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Date: March 10th, 2007 2:49 AM Author: federal sandwich Subject: i dont think theyre the same person
its high IQ, low social awareness writing. very structured, to the point it is hard to follow because you have to break down the clauses.
they're both nuts, but theyre not the same person
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7732822) |
Date: March 9th, 2007 6:52 PM Author: violet rebellious newt toilet seat
i'm not sure that we can joke that something is "elaborate pensive flame" anymore, seeing as it usually is
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7731049) |
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Date: March 10th, 2007 2:09 AM Author: aquamarine fragrant depressive philosopher-king
you sound suspiciously like can't edit me away.
I wonder why.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7732689) |
Date: March 9th, 2007 7:05 PM Author: Drab Twisted Temple
another thing to remember: pensive is always very proud when one of his flame threads reaches 100 posts.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7731110) |
Date: March 9th, 2007 7:12 PM Author: Brilliant Balding Range
i don't think pensive is pauliewalnutz. one thing in particular that pauliewalnutz said to me leads me to believe that he at least lives/lived in NYC and probably went to fordham.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7731151) |
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Date: March 9th, 2007 7:13 PM Author: big hyperventilating half-breed
>Currently, I live in Manhattan.
http://mikechurch.blogspot.com/
Maybe he has a boyfriend on the side who attends Fordham.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7731159) |
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Date: March 9th, 2007 11:01 PM Author: lime lodge ceo
wow, this is pretty fucking ridiculously clear.
are gto and rach just going to let it go that this same stupid assfuck who has done nothing but troll this website for years has now caused them this much stress and harmed the website? the fucker should have all his ips banned, and be googlebombed to shit.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7731925) |
Date: March 9th, 2007 11:47 PM Author: aquamarine fragrant depressive philosopher-king
PW is not pensive. At least he wasn't when he first showed up.
PW was doing the lame, hitting on girls stuff when he showed up, he went right to the 'look at me' pictures, and he stated a lot of personal information. This is stuff that a normal loser would do at a new site, not stuff that a regular would do. I believe he also played the 'i'm not dumb card this is my lsat score went to a ttt because of my gpa' line.
All of this stuff is consistent with how he fucked up the t14 girls contest. Pensive, for all of his many, many, many flaws just doesn't fuck up in the same way. Personally, I find pensive to be the worst poster i've ever seen here with his man on the moon sense of 'humor' that is anything but funny. He's not the worst person that posts here--hello you hi motherfuck(s)--, but he is the worst poster.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7732166) |
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Date: March 10th, 2007 5:46 PM Author: big hyperventilating half-breed
Gee, do you think, maybe it was feigned incompetence? pauliewalnuts claimed to have started posting in late December or early January, but
knew way too much about board history and characters.
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Date: March 7th, 2007 7:00 PM
Author: Prof. Brian Leiter
i find it funny you (and the rest of xoxo) has never considered that this may be a schtick moniker of another MAJOR poster...
that's all i'm sayin'
so far pensive is the only one who has hit on who/what pauliewalnuts is
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=591693&forum_id=2#7723005
Date: March 7th, 2007 7:09 PM
Author: assert len('pensive') != 7
Honestly, I'm still not sure you're him, and I'd like to confirm, but obviously I prefer doing this on IM.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=591693&forum_id=2#7723034
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7734879)
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Date: March 10th, 2007 2:14 AM Author: Provocative goal in life halford
what was the big deal about the t14 hottiess thing? i'm a girl and don't see the problem...
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7732717) |
Date: March 10th, 2007 2:50 AM Author: excitant maize blood rage volcanic crater
Vector I've looked back through some of the threads and completely agree with you. Mike Church is a crazy fuck.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7732824) |
Date: March 10th, 2007 3:36 AM Author: harsh school cafeteria gaping
more sure of this than of whether i will pass the mpre
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7732932) |
Date: March 10th, 2007 6:25 PM Author: big hyperventilating half-breed
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=592859&mc=34&forum_id=2
I didn't read the whole thing, but I think it's funny that pensive is expending so much effort into denying that he's pauliewalnuts.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7735044) |
Date: March 30th, 2007 5:36 PM Author: vibrant transparent resort
pensive=pauliewalnuts=mike church bump
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7845079) |
Date: March 30th, 2007 5:49 PM Author: Buck-toothed useless brakes
Here's my own take.
Originally, I compiled every single PW post with outable information here: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=594541&mc=26&forum_id=2#7747953
His FIRST KNOWN POST, as far as I could find, was actually "TITCR," December 31, 2006, at 2:35 AM. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=554728&mc=22&forum_id=2#7322696
NOW, I ask, is it REASONABLE to believe that someone who claimed later that he was "new to the board" and first visited that very week to use an acronym like "TITCR" on his very first post? Unlikely.
Another early known post, as far as I could find, took place at 3:23 AM, and used the term "TTT." http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=554746&mc=22&forum_id=2#7322871
AGAIN, I ask the SAME QUESTION.
His FIRST KNOWN THREAD, as far as I could find, included common parlance of "Vault 100," calling a girl an 8, using "prima facie," etc. He then included a picture of a WHITE GUY WITH AN ASIAN GIRL, a subtle reversal of the Board's lore. http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=554758&forum_id=1#7322861
FINALLY, Paulie and Pensive both frequently begin sentences and paragraphs with "I." It's just that PW uses all lower case letters in his "hidden shtick," and Pensive uses normal punctuation. CONSIDER
I'm not going to comment, for the following reason: I am a troll, and therefore my obvious interest is to convince others of a lie. Trolls want to shift blame for their trolls and take credit for other peoples'. (Blame and credit are, of course, the same commodity; in essence, they just want obfuscation.) Therefore, if I am indeed Pauliewalnuts, I should want you to believe him to be someone else, and I would be massively prestigious for this getting the whole way to the Wash Post without my getting caught. If I am not Pauliewalnuts, then I want credit for his very successful trolling, and I will be prestigious for having been given it.
I win as long as the majority of XO believes the opposite of what is true, and therefore whatever is in my interest will not be in other peoples'. Therefore, my contributions on this topic will be of no value to anyone.
But, even if the truth is discovered, then I win either way. If I am Pauliewalnuts, and it is believed to be so, then the board is convinced of my skill as a troll. If I am not Pauliewalnuts, and considered innocent of his deeds, then I can watch with awe as an innocent bystander. No matter what happens, I win. Pensive always wins.
I'll only say that there are posters who know the truth. GTO is one of them.
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730799
i am doing the master's portion now... i have classes only on fridays. i lateraled to this firm from STB in NYC. i am not partner-track, nor do i want to be. i billed slightly over 1900 hrs in 2006 and my target was 1800, so i was fine.
i work in DC and drive out to charlottesville on fridays. i am @ UVA for grad school. i would tell you what grad program im in but its too small and would give away my ID.
i work long hours still, but my job now = antitrust. i am not doing the heavy lifting corp work anymore. i specialize in Rodino filings and 2nd requests. i travel a lot to the clients (which could be any day of the week, i just have to go on site and dig through their treasure trove to find the magic docs that DOJ needs to approve the merger)
do you have a thought on the underlying question?
btw, i am new as of yesterday, although i used to post on jdjive.com when i was in L school. im not a fan of kubricks work either, having only seen 1 of his movies (Eyes Wide Shut)
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=554758&forum_id=1#7322880
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7845125) |
Date: November 14th, 2007 7:15 PM Author: unhinged vigorous center nowag
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#8895378) |
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