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buff contagious keepsake machete community account
  12/17/09
it's not what it looks like
bonkers heady market
  12/17/09
Oh, really?! REALLY?! So it's not what it "LOOKS LIKE...
buff contagious keepsake machete community account
  12/17/09
honey, honey. please chill out. okay look i'll tell you; ...
bonkers heady market
  12/17/09
I don't *believe* you. Let me see the text. You can hide ...
buff contagious keepsake machete community account
  12/17/09
you can have my phone. i already deleted it though. here. lo...
bonkers heady market
  12/17/09
Uh huh? Uh huh? *rifles through furiously* I don't give a...
buff contagious keepsake machete community account
  12/17/09
lol, provo?
marvelous hilarious becky bawdyhouse
  12/17/09
weird that they'd let him bring slut-her-face to a retreat o...
insanely creepy candlestick maker senate
  12/17/09
you're right. i'm sorry.
bonkers heady market
  12/17/09
Ugh, whatever. Just leave me alone, you obviously don't car...
buff contagious keepsake machete community account
  12/17/09
*texts audrey back*
bonkers heady market
  12/17/09
oh hey, my ex-gf. I didn't know you poasted.
Vigorous goal in life
  12/17/09
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vermilion wonderful sneaky criminal
  11/05/10
i lol'd at "you can hide the word with your thumb."...
rebellious razzle-dazzle lodge juggernaut
  09/05/11
Natalie Family (SUNY Binghamton graduate and UCI Law dropout...
Aphrodisiac well-lubricated pistol
  09/06/11
what did I do???
multi-colored black crackhouse blood rage
  12/17/09
Just . . . just forget it, okay? It doesn't even matter, an...
buff contagious keepsake machete community account
  12/17/09
JUST TELL ME WHAT I DID!!!
multi-colored black crackhouse blood rage
  12/17/09
You know what, it's nothing that you did, okay Ted? It's ju...
buff contagious keepsake machete community account
  12/17/09
*shrugs* *goes back to playing MW2*
multi-colored black crackhouse blood rage
  12/17/09
*looks at you, eyes bright with uncried tears* *stomps out ...
buff contagious keepsake machete community account
  12/17/09
lulz
tantric corner twinkling uncleanness
  03/12/10
Wasn't me.
vivacious dark cuck home
  12/17/09
Oh, it wasn't you? Oh, okay. So I guess when my *best frie...
buff contagious keepsake machete community account
  12/17/09
Just settle down, settle down, settle down! I'll give you...
vivacious dark cuck home
  12/17/09
I do!!! *squeals*
buff contagious keepsake machete community account
  12/17/09
180
Salmon set
  12/17/09
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Pearly Free-loading Location
  11/05/10
180
razzle ticket booth headpube
  11/05/10
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Aphrodisiac well-lubricated pistol
  09/06/11
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Aphrodisiac well-lubricated pistol
  09/06/11
*slaps you in the face* Shut up bitch. I told you I don't w...
Passionate theater reading party
  12/17/09
*casts eyes downward* *a Mona Lisa smile creeps across my f...
buff contagious keepsake machete community account
  12/17/09
See, we're both happier when you know your place.
Passionate theater reading party
  12/17/09
*soundlessly goes about work, trying not to be obtrusive*
buff contagious keepsake machete community account
  12/17/09
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Excitant pearl hairy legs faggotry
  07/03/11
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Fragrant dog poop
  07/03/11
u suck mah cock boy
violet vibrant wrinkle site
  12/17/09
180 thread
Pale mexican
  12/17/09
Don't be mad, baby *starts erotically massaging your shou...
abusive fuchsia point
  12/17/09
I hope you know I'm on my period. *glares*
buff contagious keepsake machete community account
  12/17/09
What if I told you I was a fan of the Detroit Red Wings?
insanely creepy candlestick maker senate
  12/17/09
I see. So it's not bad enough that I am HORRIBLY INSECURE a...
buff contagious keepsake machete community account
  12/17/09
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Chestnut cerebral sanctuary shitlib
  12/08/10
What?? You said you were on your period a week and a half ag...
abusive fuchsia point
  12/17/09
Um, NO, I didn't, Donald. As a matter of fact, I said that ...
buff contagious keepsake machete community account
  12/17/09
I just wanted to see if you would find me less of a man for ...
insanely creepy candlestick maker senate
  12/17/09
Whatever. You're such an asshole sometimes. Today on the b...
buff contagious keepsake machete community account
  12/17/09
Can you RATE him? Did he squeeze hard? God, a man hasn't gra...
insanely creepy candlestick maker senate
  12/17/09
*sneers* I always think that about you sometimes. I'm going...
buff contagious keepsake machete community account
  12/17/09
MOAR. does she cheat when she is out?
Talking ruddy theatre hominid
  11/05/10
She just grinds on several dudes. Considers it her bf's fau...
vermilion wonderful sneaky criminal
  11/05/10
lol true
vermilion wonderful sneaky criminal
  01/12/11
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Fragrant dog poop
  07/03/11
That first convo is pretty terrifyingly accurate.
Boyish yarmulke hall
  12/17/09
all women are crazy. the challenge is to find one who always...
bonkers heady market
  12/17/09
and maybe all men cheat? and you should find the one who wou...
insanely creepy candlestick maker senate
  12/17/09
nah men only cheat when their gfs say no
bonkers heady market
  12/17/09
i don't think cheating is about sex per se; it's probably ab...
insanely creepy candlestick maker senate
  12/17/09
getting shot down by your gf is a good enough reason to move...
bonkers heady market
  12/17/09
This doesn't seem right. No, I think it is all about sex.
razzle ticket booth headpube
  11/05/10
holy shit askav you need better gfs
bonkers heady market
  12/17/09
lol you ain't lyin'.
buff contagious keepsake machete community account
  12/17/09
t,oc,itcr
Rambunctious fishy voyeur institution
  12/17/09
lol
talented flatulent love of her life heaven
  01/12/11
LOL
vermilion wonderful sneaky criminal
  01/12/11
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olive box office
  01/12/11
true lulz
Domesticated useless brakes
  01/12/11
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razzle ticket booth headpube
  01/12/11
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pink startling dragon
  01/12/11
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pink startling dragon
  09/06/11
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Up-to-no-good jet doctorate
  01/02/12
*commits to a life of celibacy*
insanely creepy candlestick maker senate
  12/17/09
*raeps you*
bonkers heady market
  12/17/09
*pwns you by having installed rapex*
insanely creepy candlestick maker senate
  12/17/09
PWN PWN PWN
buff contagious keepsake machete community account
  12/17/09
*was raeping your butt*
bonkers heady market
  12/17/09
*had rapex installed in every orifice, pwnee*
insanely creepy candlestick maker senate
  12/17/09
dood, it's like a tampon, so it only stays in place with you...
bonkers heady market
  12/17/09
you seem to have done a lot of research on the rapex device....
insanely creepy candlestick maker senate
  12/17/09
*cums in your ass*
bonkers heady market
  12/17/09
my gf would never pull this shit
Puce Mediation Parlor
  12/17/09
I think that that sentiment deserves its own post, EAP.
buff contagious keepsake machete community account
  12/17/09
lol, as if i need prodding
Puce Mediation Parlor
  12/17/09
girls that do shit like this are not really people
Passionate theater reading party
  12/17/09
they're usually good for make-up sex
bonkers heady market
  12/17/09
Neither are girls who don't, Alia. Duh.
buff contagious keepsake machete community account
  12/17/09
posting in an epic thread
Gold trust fund
  12/17/09
Outstanding work all around. I'm sad I came too late to part...
yellow angry base
  12/17/09
babe you're sure your not just PMSing again?
Copper glittery marketing idea potus
  12/17/09
The first conversation sent chills down my spine. Woah.
Cracking idea he suggested
  12/17/09
That's the one that did it for me. I have had that same conv...
yellow angry base
  12/17/09
:\ I can't convince my girlfriend that I could find someone ...
mahogany diverse abode
  03/12/10
LOLOLOLOLOL awesome.
hairraiser fiercely-loyal prole
  11/05/10
lolol
vermilion wonderful sneaky criminal
  11/05/10
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yellow angry base
  09/05/11
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buff contagious keepsake machete community account
  12/17/09
Why? *polishes husband of the year trophey*
Laughsome green boistinker
  12/17/09
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buff contagious keepsake machete community account
  12/18/09
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buff contagious keepsake machete community account
  01/02/10
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buff contagious keepsake machete community account
  03/12/10
sexual jealously wastes too much of your energy. free the &l...
Chocolate university
  03/12/10
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buff contagious keepsake machete community account
  04/09/10
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Provocative chapel feces
  04/15/10
this is mean and wrong, but lol (i suppose)
Irradiated Death Wish
  04/15/10
still a 180 thread, really
Irradiated Death Wish
  11/05/10
fuck.
Irradiated Death Wish
  12/08/10
lolololol
Irradiated Death Wish
  07/29/11
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Excitant pearl hairy legs faggotry
  07/29/11
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Gold trust fund
  05/10/10
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Excitant pearl hairy legs faggotry
  07/09/10
This thread always seemed a little nuts to me. I love askav.
Dull thriller sound barrier
  07/09/10
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vermilion wonderful sneaky criminal
  11/05/10
Did she say there were other guys there? Were there other gu...
Arrogant dilemma
  11/05/10
HOLY FUCK AT THAT FIRST ONE. HOLY FUCK.
Costumed psychic
  11/05/10
I miss my girlfriend. :( She is nice. :)
Laughsome green boistinker
  11/05/10
holy fucking jesus this is EERIE
titillating plaza
  11/05/10
180 thread.
razzle ticket booth headpube
  11/05/10
This is good work
Odious resort
  11/05/10
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Gold trust fund
  11/05/10
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Chocolate university
  12/08/10
Seems like an appropriate time to bump this.
vermilion wonderful sneaky criminal
  01/12/11
i love this thread
Domesticated useless brakes
  01/12/11
ty. I really wish I didn't have the capacity to make it tho...
vermilion wonderful sneaky criminal
  01/12/11
i feel ya
Domesticated useless brakes
  01/12/11
Ah well. Memory of this species of crazy already fading! C...
vermilion wonderful sneaky criminal
  01/12/11
lol ty
olive box office
  01/12/11
tyft
Arousing Generalized Bond Cumskin
  01/12/11
is it sad that that the thread title has me imagining an ex ...
olive box office
  01/12/11
no
vermilion wonderful sneaky criminal
  01/12/11
i can think of very real examples of that
Arousing Generalized Bond Cumskin
  01/12/11
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Demanding Comical Address Karate
  01/12/11
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Fragrant dog poop
  06/04/11
Fuck you. Imma go play xbox downstairs.
Geriatric Patrolman
  07/03/11
man current gf has claimed i don't care about her at least 7...
histrionic boltzmann
  07/03/11
you know what to do brother
Translucent volcanic crater
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Fragrant dog poop
  07/29/11
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Fragrant dog poop
  09/02/11
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burgundy abnormal macaca trailer park
  09/05/11
lol sometimes but then i just love her MOAR
Jade Naked Public Bath
  09/05/11
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pink startling dragon
  09/06/11
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Aphrodisiac well-lubricated pistol
  09/06/11
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Translucent volcanic crater
  11/15/11
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racy rehab scourge upon the earth
  11/15/11
god what a great poaster
Fragrant dog poop
  11/15/11
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Excitant pearl hairy legs faggotry
  01/02/12
can we please talk about how awesome this thread is
olive box office
  01/12/12


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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:05 PM
Author: buff contagious keepsake machete community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578614)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:05 PM
Author: bonkers heady market

it's not what it looks like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578616)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:07 PM
Author: buff contagious keepsake machete community account

Oh, really?! REALLY?! So it's not what it "LOOKS LIKE" when you get a text from your ex, and it's not what it "LOOKS LIKE" when you go to the BATHROOM to respond and you LOCK THE DOOR even though I SPECIFICALLY ASK YOU TO LET ME IN? IF YOU WERE USING THE RESTROOM, WOULDN'T I HAVE SMELLED IT WHEN I CAME IN?!?!?!?!

And then you don't SHOW ME the text and say that I'm being INSANE and PARANOID? LIKE THAT'S NOT HURTFUL TO ME?! YOU *KNOW* MY DAD USED TO SAY THAT!! GOD I FUCKING *HATE* YOU!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578627)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:10 PM
Author: bonkers heady market

honey, honey.

please chill out. okay look i'll tell you; i can see that you're upset.

i was texting a friend about what to get you for christmas. i didn't want to show you cuz then you'd know what i was thinking of getting you. i didn't mean to act so suspicious. i just didn't want to ruin the surprise. can you forgive me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578652)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:12 PM
Author: buff contagious keepsake machete community account

I don't *believe* you. Let me see the text. You can hide the word with your thumb. If you actually care about my feelings, AT ALL, you will SHOW me ALL of the texts you sent this person and you can just hide anything that relates to Christmas with your thumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578669)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:15 PM
Author: bonkers heady market

you can have my phone. i already deleted it though. here. look at whatever you want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578691)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:19 PM
Author: buff contagious keepsake machete community account

Uh huh? Uh huh? *rifles through furiously* I don't give a fuck about your STUPID FANTASY FOOTBALL TRADES OKAY! What good is this if you didn't KEEP the texts? And I'm not supposed to be SUSPICIOUS? *REALLY*? Okay, so you wouldn't be suspicious if *I* deleted all of *my* texts when you ask for them, right? No, and it's not like you've EVER done that either, it's not like you asked to see *MY* texts from when my ex was visiting that weekend you were gone to Provo on your stupid "RETREAT" with AUDREY SLUT'S-HER-FACE! Oh, yeah, THAT is TOTALLY justified, but THIS is. And don't even TRY to say it's because you found his t-shirt here, YOU KNOW I LOVE THAT T-SHIRT AND I'VE ALWAYS KEPT IT! This is the *same, thing,* okay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578730)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:19 PM
Author: marvelous hilarious becky bawdyhouse

lol, provo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578737)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:23 PM
Author: insanely creepy candlestick maker senate

weird that they'd let him bring slut-her-face to a retreat of faith!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578770)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:20 PM
Author: bonkers heady market

you're right. i'm sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578749)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:21 PM
Author: buff contagious keepsake machete community account

Ugh, whatever. Just leave me alone, you obviously don't care about me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578762)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:22 PM
Author: bonkers heady market

*texts audrey back*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578765)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 2:56 PM
Author: Vigorous goal in life

oh hey, my ex-gf. I didn't know you poasted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13579428)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 8:15 PM
Author: vermilion wonderful sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477167)



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Date: September 5th, 2011 4:11 PM
Author: rebellious razzle-dazzle lodge juggernaut

i lol'd at "you can hide the word with your thumb." This shit was great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18911875)



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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:26 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac well-lubricated pistol

Natalie Family (SUNY Binghamton graduate and UCI Law dropout) regularly confesses to doing abhorrent things on this forum. She's posted about how she shoplifted hundreds of dollars of items for no reason, lies to men about being pregnant to get the abortion money, and lies to her family about being pregnant for attention. I don't think potential employers or schools should consider her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18917703)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:05 PM
Author: multi-colored black crackhouse blood rage

what did I do???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578617)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:09 PM
Author: buff contagious keepsake machete community account

Just . . . just forget it, okay? It doesn't even matter, anyway. I'm just being stupid, right? "Oh, Cynthia's being ridiculous again guys, let me go try to calm her down! She's such a stupid bitch!" Right? Well PLEASE, by ALL MEANS, don't let me KEEP you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578643)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:10 PM
Author: multi-colored black crackhouse blood rage

JUST TELL ME WHAT I DID!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578650)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:13 PM
Author: buff contagious keepsake machete community account

You know what, it's nothing that you did, okay Ted? It's just what you didn't do. I'm over it, I guess. It's no big deal. I'm stupid for expecting anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578672)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:14 PM
Author: multi-colored black crackhouse blood rage

*shrugs*

*goes back to playing MW2*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578686)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:15 PM
Author: buff contagious keepsake machete community account

*looks at you, eyes bright with uncried tears*

*stomps out of room into bathroom, locks door*

*sobs weakly*

*texts picture of my tits to guy who flirted with me at a bar*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578698)



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Date: March 12th, 2010 1:30 AM
Author: tantric corner twinkling uncleanness

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#14367826)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:07 PM
Author: vivacious dark cuck home

Wasn't me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578629)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:11 PM
Author: buff contagious keepsake machete community account

Oh, it wasn't you? Oh, okay. So I guess when my *best friend* TELLS ME EXPLICITLY that she saw you talking to another girl in your class and "smiling like you knew her," I am just supposed to assume that that wasn't you? Okay, great. So you're calling my friend a liar. I'm SO GLAD to know how you feel about my friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578655)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:14 PM
Author: vivacious dark cuck home

Just settle down, settle down, settle down!

I'll give you candy, give you diamonds, give you pills

Give you anything you want

Hundred-dollar bills

I'll even let you watch the shows you wanna see

Just marry me marry me marry me!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578688)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:19 PM
Author: buff contagious keepsake machete community account

I do!!! *squeals*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578742)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 3:03 PM
Author: Salmon set

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13579458)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 9:13 PM
Author: Pearly Free-loading Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477580)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 9:21 PM
Author: razzle ticket booth headpube

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477618)



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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:26 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac well-lubricated pistol

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18917705)



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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:26 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac well-lubricated pistol

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18917704)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:10 PM
Author: Passionate theater reading party

*slaps you in the face*

Shut up bitch. I told you I don't want to hear it. Now clean this fucking house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578651)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:13 PM
Author: buff contagious keepsake machete community account

*casts eyes downward*

*a Mona Lisa smile creeps across my face*

*turns and walks to linen closet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578678)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:17 PM
Author: Passionate theater reading party

See, we're both happier when you know your place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578719)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:23 PM
Author: buff contagious keepsake machete community account

*soundlessly goes about work, trying not to be obtrusive*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578776)



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Date: July 3rd, 2011 6:13 PM
Author: Excitant pearl hairy legs faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18411836)



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Date: July 3rd, 2011 6:22 PM
Author: Fragrant dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18411906)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:14 PM
Author: violet vibrant wrinkle site

u suck mah cock boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578681)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:15 PM
Author: Pale mexican

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578693)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:19 PM
Author: abusive fuchsia point

Don't be mad, baby

*starts erotically massaging your shoulders*

*lands little kisses on the back of your neck*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578738)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:20 PM
Author: buff contagious keepsake machete community account

I hope you know I'm on my period. *glares*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578746)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:28 PM
Author: insanely creepy candlestick maker senate

What if I told you I was a fan of the Detroit Red Wings?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578804)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:30 PM
Author: buff contagious keepsake machete community account

I see. So it's not bad enough that I am HORRIBLY INSECURE about my period, but you want to eat me out during? Like I could even FEEL GOOD during that, when ALL I'm thinking about is how DISGUSTING you must think I am? Do you have any idea what it's like to BLEED down there? And I'm supposed to let you TOUCH me when I'm like that? WITH YOUR *TONGUE*?! God what is WRONG with you! Do you do that with OTHER girls?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578822)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 11:48 PM
Author: Chestnut cerebral sanctuary shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16762713)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:30 PM
Author: abusive fuchsia point

What?? You said you were on your period a week and a half ago...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578824)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:32 PM
Author: buff contagious keepsake machete community account

Um, NO, I didn't, Donald. As a matter of fact, I said that *SUSAN* was on her period and that I thought it was WEIRD that she was on her period because we ALWAYS have our periods at the SAME TIME and I *didn't* have my period at that time and I was EVEN on the *white* pills on my birth control and it still wasn't COMING and I said that I was SCARED that I might be PREGNANT but APPARENTLY you don't listen when I talk, is that it?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578837)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:34 PM
Author: insanely creepy candlestick maker senate

I just wanted to see if you would find me less of a man for rootin' for a team like that...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578855)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:34 PM
Author: buff contagious keepsake machete community account

Whatever. You're such an asshole sometimes. Today on the bus a man grabbed my ass and I didn't pull away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578865)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:36 PM
Author: insanely creepy candlestick maker senate

Can you RATE him? Did he squeeze hard? God, a man hasn't grabbed my ass since high school football (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578882)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:38 PM
Author: buff contagious keepsake machete community account

*sneers* I always think that about you sometimes. I'm going out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578890)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 10:15 PM
Author: Talking ruddy theatre hominid

MOAR. does she cheat when she is out?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477978)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 10:17 PM
Author: vermilion wonderful sneaky criminal

She just grinds on several dudes. Considers it her bf's fault.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477992)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 1:55 PM
Author: vermilion wonderful sneaky criminal

lol true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036863)



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Date: July 3rd, 2011 6:24 PM
Author: Fragrant dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18411925)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:26 PM
Author: Boyish yarmulke hall

That first convo is pretty terrifyingly accurate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578791)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:27 PM
Author: bonkers heady market

all women are crazy. the challenge is to find one who always says yes to sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578802)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:29 PM
Author: insanely creepy candlestick maker senate

and maybe all men cheat? and you should find the one who would hide it best?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578813)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:30 PM
Author: bonkers heady market

nah men only cheat when their gfs say no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578823)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:32 PM
Author: insanely creepy candlestick maker senate

i don't think cheating is about sex per se; it's probably about wanting to break free of the relationshipal chains and to experience the hunt, to pwn strange or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578842)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:34 PM
Author: bonkers heady market

getting shot down by your gf is a good enough reason to move on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578857)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 9:23 PM
Author: razzle ticket booth headpube

This doesn't seem right. No, I think it is all about sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477633)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:31 PM
Author: bonkers heady market

holy shit askav you need better gfs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578832)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:32 PM
Author: buff contagious keepsake machete community account

lol you ain't lyin'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578848)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:43 PM
Author: Rambunctious fishy voyeur institution

t,oc,itcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578929)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:00 PM
Author: talented flatulent love of her life heaven

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036901)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:01 PM
Author: vermilion wonderful sneaky criminal

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036907)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:01 PM
Author: olive box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036913)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:02 PM
Author: Domesticated useless brakes

true lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036915)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:06 PM
Author: razzle ticket booth headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036948)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:49 PM
Author: pink startling dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17037293)



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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:25 AM
Author: pink startling dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18917692)



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Date: January 2nd, 2012 12:21 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good jet doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#19689577)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:39 PM
Author: insanely creepy candlestick maker senate

*commits to a life of celibacy*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578899)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:39 PM
Author: bonkers heady market

*raeps you*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578900)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:40 PM
Author: insanely creepy candlestick maker senate

*pwns you by having installed rapex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578908)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:41 PM
Author: buff contagious keepsake machete community account

PWN PWN PWN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578910)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:41 PM
Author: bonkers heady market

*was raeping your butt*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578911)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:42 PM
Author: insanely creepy candlestick maker senate

*had rapex installed in every orifice, pwnee*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578918)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:44 PM
Author: bonkers heady market

dood, it's like a tampon, so it only stays in place with your vaginal muscles. in your ass, it would just go further up your rectum into your bowels.

*gleefully fucks your ass*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578939)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:46 PM
Author: insanely creepy candlestick maker senate

you seem to have done a lot of research on the rapex device.

*reports you to the fbi*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578951)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:46 PM
Author: bonkers heady market

*cums in your ass*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578953)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:42 PM
Author: Puce Mediation Parlor

my gf would never pull this shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578921)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:43 PM
Author: buff contagious keepsake machete community account

I think that that sentiment deserves its own post, EAP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578930)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:47 PM
Author: Puce Mediation Parlor

lol, as if i need prodding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578959)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:44 PM
Author: Passionate theater reading party

girls that do shit like this are not really people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578937)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:44 PM
Author: bonkers heady market

they're usually good for make-up sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578943)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:51 PM
Author: buff contagious keepsake machete community account

Neither are girls who don't, Alia. Duh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578981)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 2:17 PM
Author: Gold trust fund

posting in an epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13579181)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 3:04 PM
Author: yellow angry base

Outstanding work all around. I'm sad I came too late to participate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13579464)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 3:15 PM
Author: Copper glittery marketing idea potus

babe you're sure your not just PMSing again?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13579526)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 3:17 PM
Author: Cracking idea he suggested

The first conversation sent chills down my spine. Woah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13579530)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 3:25 PM
Author: yellow angry base

That's the one that did it for me. I have had that same conversation almost verbatim. Fun times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13579570)



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Date: March 12th, 2010 7:21 AM
Author: mahogany diverse abode

:\ I can't convince my girlfriend that I could find someone to cheat on her with. Sometimes I dress up and tell her I'm going out with some friends and then just go grocery shopping and study in the parking lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#14368976)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 8:22 PM
Author: hairraiser fiercely-loyal prole

LOLOLOLOLOL awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477229)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 9:25 PM
Author: vermilion wonderful sneaky criminal

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477643)



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Date: September 5th, 2011 4:21 PM
Author: yellow angry base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18911917)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:36 PM
Author: buff contagious keepsake machete community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13583227)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:40 PM
Author: Laughsome green boistinker

Why?

*polishes husband of the year trophey*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13583258)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 2:50 AM
Author: buff contagious keepsake machete community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13585924)



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Date: January 2nd, 2010 5:52 PM
Author: buff contagious keepsake machete community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13704633)



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Date: March 12th, 2010 1:28 AM
Author: buff contagious keepsake machete community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#14367800)



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Date: March 12th, 2010 1:59 AM
Author: Chocolate university

sexual jealously wastes too much of your energy. free the <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#14368089)



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Date: April 9th, 2010 3:33 PM
Author: buff contagious keepsake machete community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#14656395)



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Date: April 15th, 2010 4:54 PM
Author: Provocative chapel feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#14721166)



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Date: April 15th, 2010 6:41 PM
Author: Irradiated Death Wish

this is mean and wrong, but lol (i suppose)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#14722023)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 8:14 PM
Author: Irradiated Death Wish

still a 180 thread, really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477160)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 11:56 PM
Author: Irradiated Death Wish

fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16762779)



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Date: July 29th, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: Irradiated Death Wish

lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18639706)



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Date: July 29th, 2011 8:37 PM
Author: Excitant pearl hairy legs faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18639863)



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Date: May 10th, 2010 10:18 PM
Author: Gold trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#14958925)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 9:03 PM
Author: Excitant pearl hairy legs faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#15457517)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 9:05 PM
Author: Dull thriller sound barrier

This thread always seemed a little nuts to me. I love askav.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#15457533)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 8:12 PM
Author: vermilion wonderful sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477143)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 8:24 PM
Author: Arrogant dilemma

Did she say there were other guys there? Were there other guys there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477243)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 9:11 PM
Author: Costumed psychic

HOLY FUCK AT THAT FIRST ONE. HOLY FUCK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477572)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 9:14 PM
Author: Laughsome green boistinker

I miss my girlfriend. :(

She is nice. :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477590)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 9:18 PM
Author: titillating plaza

holy fucking jesus this is EERIE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477608)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 9:24 PM
Author: razzle ticket booth headpube

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477638)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 10:16 PM
Author: Odious resort

This is good work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477981)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 10:21 PM
Author: Gold trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16478030)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 11:49 PM
Author: Chocolate university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16762718)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 1:55 PM
Author: vermilion wonderful sneaky criminal

Seems like an appropriate time to bump this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036857)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 1:56 PM
Author: Domesticated useless brakes

i love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036865)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 1:57 PM
Author: vermilion wonderful sneaky criminal

ty. I really wish I didn't have the capacity to make it though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036874)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 1:58 PM
Author: Domesticated useless brakes

i feel ya

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036880)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:03 PM
Author: vermilion wonderful sneaky criminal

Ah well. Memory of this species of crazy already fading! Current gf shtick, when it sucks, sucks for different reasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036923)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:01 PM
Author: olive box office

lol ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036905)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:05 PM
Author: Arousing Generalized Bond Cumskin

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036938)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:04 PM
Author: olive box office

is it sad that that the thread title has me imagining an ex who's stomping her foot on the word "MAD"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036931)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:28 PM
Author: vermilion wonderful sneaky criminal

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17037115)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:42 PM
Author: Arousing Generalized Bond Cumskin

i can think of very real examples of that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17037213)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:48 PM
Author: Demanding Comical Address Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17037274)



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Date: June 4th, 2011 7:24 PM
Author: Fragrant dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18165031)



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Date: July 3rd, 2011 6:17 PM
Author: Geriatric Patrolman

Fuck you. Imma go play xbox downstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18411866)



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Date: July 3rd, 2011 6:21 PM
Author: histrionic boltzmann

man current gf has claimed i don't care about her at least 7 times now, and wants to talk and talk and talk about how little i care for her and how thoughtless i am.

ATD? wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18411894)



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Date: July 3rd, 2011 6:23 PM
Author: Translucent volcanic crater

you know what to do brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18411919)



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Date: July 29th, 2011 8:11 PM
Author: Fragrant dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18639630)



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Date: September 2nd, 2011 2:20 PM
Author: Fragrant dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18891541)



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Date: September 5th, 2011 3:58 PM
Author: burgundy abnormal macaca trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18911816)



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Date: September 5th, 2011 4:09 PM
Author: Jade Naked Public Bath

lol sometimes but then i just love her MOAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18911871)



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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:23 AM
Author: pink startling dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18917677)



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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:26 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac well-lubricated pistol

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

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Date: November 15th, 2011 10:30 PM
Author: Translucent volcanic crater



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Date: November 15th, 2011 10:31 PM
Author: racy rehab scourge upon the earth



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Date: November 15th, 2011 10:31 PM
Author: Fragrant dog poop

god what a great poaster

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Date: January 2nd, 2012 12:17 PM
Author: Excitant pearl hairy legs faggotry



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Date: January 12th, 2012 11:54 PM
Author: olive box office

can we please talk about how awesome this thread is

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