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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:09 PM Author: bat shit crazy dead garrison http://www.okcupid.com/profile/RetroModernette
warning: the cunt blogs at:
http://inbetweenieavenger.tumblr.com http://entre-deux-femmes.tumblr.com http://theinbetweenie.wordpress.com/
and
http://retroavenger.tumblr.com/
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:10 PM Author: vivacious bespoke dopamine crotch copy/paste please. don't have an account. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18443280) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:12 PM Author: bat shit crazy dead garrison http://www.okcupid.com/profile/RetroModernette
My self-summary
I'm a native Bostonian, but I love being in New York - just don't expect me to ever root for the Yankees. I've lived all over the country, including Los Angeles and Nashville, but came back to the northeast for grad school a few years ago and hope to stay here for a while.
I like hiking but not camping, enjoy lifting weights and doing yoga, and would love to start playing racquetball again. For the past two summers I've attended the Manhattan Polo Classic on Governor's Island, which is a fun excuse to dress up for a day and act fancy.
I really love planetariums, but the fact that the "personality" section deems me "more scientific" than the average straight woman scares me a bit. I was a humanities major. I have a degree in theology for chrissakes! I took basic science courses in high school and college and did reasonably well in them, but I'm no scientific genius. I really hope this isn't based on my knowledge that the sun is bigger than the Earth.
And I'm not the Sonnet. I don't know what they want, but I'm much closer to the Maid of Honor.
I don't actually wear my glasses outside all that often.
What I'm Doing With My Life
I work on media campaigns for an LGBT rights nonprofit. I have a degree in theology and a background in the relationship between religious belief, public opinion, and the politics of gender and sexuality. I love that I've found a job that allows me to really use my background.
I'm really good at
Scrabble. Wanna play?
The first things people usually notice about me
According to a friend, it's my "feisty intelligence," but I think I have pretty striking eyes.
[Great euphemism for "I'm an insipid cunt"]
Favorite books, movies...
I'm a bit of a foodie, but try not to be pretentious about it. If i'm going out to eat, my usual choices are Thai or Vietnamese. Offhand, the only cuisines I'm iffy about are Korean and French.
In terms of books, I loved Brave New World, All Quiet on the Western Front, and My Antonia. I'm a huge fan of Margaret Atwood.
Secretary and Lars and the Real Girl are among my favorite movies. basically, I like quirky and hate horror.
I mostly listen to indie music - The Weepies, The Eels, The Dodos, Anna Ternheim, The Shins, etc. You get the idea. I also grew up around a lot of Simon & Garfunkel and The Beatles, so they have a special place in my heart. Especially the White Album. Uh, and Sister Hazel reminds me of middle school in the best possible way.
If we're doing karaoke, I will probably sing something by Barenaked Ladies. Or Sweet Caroline. Like I said, I'm a native Bostonian.
You Should Message Me If
You're single (sorry, but poly doesn't really work for me); live in Manhattan, Brooklyn, or Queens; are looking for more than a hook up; and like smart, curvy, fun women. Kinky is a big plus, but I'm not looking for a Master or some sort of 24/7 situation. Just someone who likes to experiment and maybe sometimes go to parties or events. |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:16 PM Author: very tactful fighting international law enforcement agency 120...
but let's get a pic just for laughs |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:19 PM Author: bat shit crazy dead garrison she's the dumpy one
http://cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/16/150x150/558x800/38x10/188x160/0/7993103210235665639.jpeg |
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Date: October 7th, 2011 11:22 AM Author: cracking hall when did it become fashionable for women to wear things resembling high school dance dresses all the time? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#19119761) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:21 PM Author: Histrionic trust fund pistol lol, a self-important "foodie" is "iffy" about french cuisine...why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18443357) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:25 PM Author: lake immigrant jewess CR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18443386) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:24 PM Author: maniacal exciting azn area "I'm a bit of a foodie, but try not to be pretentious about it."
lolwut |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:27 PM Author: razzle goyim fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18443399) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:26 PM Author: razzle goyim fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18443392) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:40 PM Author: Ebony Tank Stage "Kinky is a big plus, but I'm not looking for a Master or some sort of 24/7 situation. Just someone who likes to experiment and maybe sometimes go to parties or events."
what's she getting at here? |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:41 PM Author: Histrionic trust fund pistol she wants an invite to the next bloodacre masked gala (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18443540) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:42 PM Author: Marvelous anal plaza milk as i understand it, she's not looking for anything too weird, just somebody who will take her to parties and beat the shit out of her while having sex with her publicly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18443552) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:42 PM Author: cheese-eating vengeful clown filthpig fat girls think talking about sex will make them sexy
she's letting you know she's kinky and adventurous |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:42 PM Author: frisky lilac institution athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18443558) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 5:12 PM Author: bat shit crazy dead garrison rape fantasies, lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18444377) |
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Date: October 7th, 2011 11:22 AM Author: cracking hall jesus fucking crist.
it's like there is a factory where engineers compete to produce women who have a maximum level of banality. |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:12 PM Author: frisky lilac institution athletic conference Profile TRAP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18443292) |
Date: July 7th, 2011 3:12 PM Author: lake immigrant jewess "I work on media campaigns for an LGBT rights nonprofit. I have a degree in theology and a background in the relationship between religious belief, public opinion, and the politics of gender and sexuality. I love that I've found a job that allows me to really use my background."
LOLOLOL |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:13 PM Author: Aquamarine place of business this is dc right? i think i've read this profile. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18443301) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:15 PM Author: lake immigrant jewess New York, New York (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18443307) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:13 PM Author: bat shit crazy dead garrison LOL @ calling an unpaid "fellowship" a "job"
Her "title" is, ROFL, "Faith & Campaigns Fellow at GLAAD"
I shit you not. |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:15 PM Author: lake immigrant jewess roffles
You can't make this shit up! |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:15 PM Author: frisky lilac institution athletic conference pic plz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18443309) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:16 PM Author: lake immigrant jewess Google "Miriam Lazewatsky" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18443312) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:17 PM Author: bat shit crazy dead garrison http://glaadblog.org/author/miriamlazewatsky/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18443324) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:23 PM Author: razzle goyim fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18443372) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:31 PM Author: bat shit crazy dead garrison I dunno, but this cunt is HILARIUS! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18443443) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:18 PM Author: bat shit crazy dead garrison she's the dumpy one
http://cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/16/150x150/558x800/38x10/188x160/0/7993103210235665639.jpeg |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:20 PM Author: frisky lilac institution athletic conference would not smash (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18443339) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:28 PM Author: cheese-eating vengeful clown filthpig http://miriamlazewatskyfatty.blogspot.com/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18443420) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:29 PM Author: bat shit crazy dead garrison oh, fuck...why am I not surprised:
"One of my roommates (he of the “obese nurses” comment) tweeted today about not having any hot water in the shower this morning instead of telling me outright that he thought I was in the shower for too long. We live in a 100+ year old house with gas heat. Hot water sometimes runs out, especially when you’re the last person to shower. I was the second to last. Was I in there a bit longer than I should have been? Entirely possible - time tends to get away from me when I wake up with a migraine, since hot water is extremely helpful.
The other thing you shouldn’t do, unfortunately, is try to take a shower when the other shower is already in use. I know it sucks, but despite having two full bathrooms, we never have enough pressure or hot water for both to be in use at the same time. Most of my shower was lukewarm at best, and a second person trying to shower made it much worse.
He could have easily banged on my bathroom door and asked me when I’d be done. I don’t mind, and the passive aggressive shit is, well, childish. Especially for someone who is 31. I’m sorry the house isn’t newer, I’m sorry we run out of water, and I’m sorry you’re not adult enough to have a discussion about it. We’re all on different schedules for the most part, so when they do coincide, you might have to actually speak up.
*sigh* I know I should bring this up myself, but I don’t like confrontation." |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:32 PM Author: frisky lilac institution athletic conference he can't tweet about anything w/o it being misconstrued as an insult? and her poast wasn't passive aggressive?
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:32 PM Author: lake immigrant jewess So basically her roommate used the word "obese" in a way that Miss Piggy didn't like, therefore it's okay for her to bitch about him on her blog for wrongs he doesn't even know he committed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18443462) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:35 PM Author: Histrionic trust fund pistol it's almost poetic how awful she is. it's as if the blog post were a form designed to highlight her pettiness, hypocrisy, and narcissism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18443480) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:37 PM Author: cheese-eating vengeful clown filthpig tbf,
she also talks about her promiscuity and rape fantasies.
maybe it's really subtle flame designed to fuck with xo males |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:38 PM Author: Histrionic trust fund pistol lol this might not be completely off. her whole life might be subtle metaflame designed to fuck with people like xo males (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18443519) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 4:13 PM Author: maniacal exciting azn area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18443880) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 4:23 PM Author: bat shit crazy dead garrison No one could be this fucked up IRL, could they??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18443944) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:38 PM Author: bat shit crazy dead garrison flaming the flamers? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18443522) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:30 PM Author: Marvelous anal plaza milk who goes to the trouble of amassing knowledge about the dumbest female bloggers? it seems like there are several people out there with store of data on these women but i have no idea what would possess someone to go to the trouble (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18443436) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:31 PM Author: bat shit crazy dead garrison prolly to warn would-be suitors about these cunts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18443450) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:32 PM Author: Marvelous anal plaza milk isn't her okcupid account itself warning enough? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18443458) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:32 PM Author: cheese-eating vengeful clown filthpig yeah, it's pretty bizarre.
i don't think she's well-known. seems like he just disliked her tumblr or something |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:33 PM Author: Marvelous anal plaza milk idk dood i really don't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18443472) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:37 PM Author: Histrionic trust fund pistol i don't know brother but i appreciate it. it's the new microjournalism or something (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18443506) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:39 PM Author: Marvelous anal plaza milk i mean, is this something you can get a degree in? an MPhil in female sex/weight/feminism bloggers? "next semester i'm teaching intro to comparative fat bitch whore studies while i finish my thesis" - i mean - just what is the use of that much anger and detailed knowledge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18443527) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:41 PM Author: lake immigrant jewess Honestly there would probably be more teaching jobs in that field than there are lawyer jobs these days (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18443548) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:52 PM Author: Histrionic trust fund pistol lol to be fair it could be more useful than a lot of comparable graduate studies. obviously there would have to be an actual academic discipline though not just fact aggregation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18443664) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:54 PM Author: bat shit crazy dead garrison just ask her dude
mlazewatsky@gmail.com |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:40 PM Author: cheese-eating vengeful clown filthpig do you think we could get an angel investor for a microjournalism start-up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18443534) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:50 PM Author: Histrionic trust fund pistol just email halawaddin@gmail.com bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18443630) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:51 PM Author: cheese-eating vengeful clown filthpig we could provide a LOT of content (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18443645) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:52 PM Author: Histrionic trust fund pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18443668) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:32 PM Author: razzle goyim fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18443453) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:34 PM Author: cheese-eating vengeful clown filthpig one of the other sites was HUGE TITS AT HARVARD DIVINITY
did make me consider it was an xo poster |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:35 PM Author: lake immigrant jewess lol probably (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18443488) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:35 PM Author: Marvelous anal plaza milk christ lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18443489) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:37 PM Author: bat shit crazy dead garrison has to be an XOer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18443509) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 9:37 PM Author: Cyan Sickened Office 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18446733) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:36 PM Author: razzle goyim fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18443500) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:38 PM Author: bat shit crazy dead garrison Laughed so hard I had to shut the door. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18443517) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:41 PM Author: Histrionic trust fund pistol it was more of a statement than anything (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18443547) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:42 PM Author: lake immigrant jewess CR. It's a feminist's duty to always be on some form of birth control, preferably hormonal so they can use it as an escape goat for their violent mood swings. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18443561) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:44 PM Author: razzle goyim fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18443578) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:45 PM Author: lake immigrant jewess If you'll settle for a cow, I hear RetroModernette is single and looking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18443589) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 4:11 PM Author: maniacal exciting azn area 174 for nonchalant use of a board meme. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18443859) |
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Date: August 12th, 2011 4:46 PM Author: dashing ticket booth affirmative action I also LOLd at escape goat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18741746) |
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Date: August 12th, 2011 4:47 PM Author: dashing ticket booth affirmative action what did this say (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&forum_id=2#18741753) |
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Date: July 7th, 2011 3:44 PM Author: infuriating navy marketing idea There should be seminars where hot chicks teach fat chicks how not to seem fat before a person even sees you. Jesus, her okcupid profile just screamed fat chick.
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Date: July 7th, 2011 4:00 PM Author: Shimmering laughsome yarmulke no
surprise BBW is far worse |
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Date: August 5th, 2011 1:21 PM Author: violent sticky brunch lol
so true |
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Date: August 5th, 2011 1:20 PM Author: bat shit crazy dead garrison Hi, could we please not say “people are fags” when we mean “people are assholes”? That kind of bigoted language isn’t helping you make your point.
http://retroavenger.tumblr.com/day/2011/08/05/
ok...SHUT THE FUCK UP, FAT CUNT!
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Date: August 12th, 2011 4:27 PM Author: bat shit crazy dead garrison http://retroavenger.tumblr.com/post/8798055647/progressivelyminded-daniel-inviere-it-really
First, any biblical quotation in English has been translated several times, generally from ancient Hebrew to Greek and then to an earlier form of English and later into modern English. Ancient Hebrew didn’t have words for a lot of modern concepts, so we’re basically retroactively imposing concepts that didn’t exist within the context in which the original text was written.
Second, unlike what we often see today among conservative Christians, Christian history actually has a significant history of interpretation, rather than literalism, which means that the Christian Bible was not taken as God’s literal word until very recently. Modern Christian fundamentalism can be traced back to a series of essays written between 1910 and 1915 called (creatively) The Fundamentals. That means that passages like the one above were not taken literally until the past 100 years.
And just as an example of an alternate interpretation of this passage that does not condemn gay men, a number of scholars and clergy have argued that this passage actually prohibits straight men from engaging in ritualistic orgies that involved sex with other men. So it wouldn’t be about the actual act of sleeping with another man, but rather what the act represented.
As a sort of similar, but unrelated, side note, few Christians condemned abortion or birth control until the last third of the 20th century.
(I’m actually not Christian, but I do have a bachelor’s in religious studies and a master’s in theology.) |
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Date: October 7th, 2011 11:16 AM Author: Soggy mood church building http://retromodernelle.tumblr.com/post/10692434274/psychology-professor-triggering-un-funny-joke
* Psychology professor: [triggering, un-funny joke about gang rape] * Me: I can't believe you told me that. Rape jokes aren't funny. Especially not to people who've been assaulted. * Him: People who've been assaulted need to move on and learn to enjoy life. * He knew I'd been assaulted. Made me feel silenced, the tragedy of my and others' experiences turned into a joke. * The fuck is this shit? Even if you're a psychologist, you don't get to tell others that they should just move on and think jokes about a horrific experience are somehow funny.
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Date: October 16th, 2011 8:16 PM Author: Soggy mood church building OH, LOOK...NOW she's blogging from
OH, LOOK...now she's blogging from http://danishmodernlady.tumblr.com Here's a few snippets of the psychocunt:
"FUCK YOU ISRAEL!" reasoned Miriam Lazewatsky, "That is all"
"I am actually shaking with anger," blogs Miriam Lazewatsky (danishmodernlady @ tumblr), trumpeting her BIPOLAR PERSONALITY DISORDER, "about this shitastic book that was recommended to me by Amazon when I added Health At Every Size to my Kindle wishlist. TW for fat shaming and ridiculous assumptions about why fat people are fat. This PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT BOOK TELLS ME I SHOULD "EAT LESS" and "EXERCISE MORE" I fucking CANNOT. My weight is not a goddamned lifestyle, nor is it a disease. For some people, it might be, but I’m really fucking tired of blanket statements about why fat people are fat." http://danishmodernlady.tumblr.com/post/15061645115/i-am-actually-shaking-with-anger) [mlazewatsky] lazewatsky
Miriam J. Lazewatsky AGAIN shows her financial IRRESPONSIBILITY: "I just almost broke down crying while on the phone with a Citibank representative. Got a letter today that they’ll increase my monthly fee to $20/month that can only be waved with a FIFTEEN THOUSAND dollar per month minimum balance. They switched me to an account with a $10 monthly fee and a $1500 minimum that can be waved with a monthly direct deposit. Better, but not a permanent solution."
"This makes me want to punch someone. Seriously. Fuck you Maxim. Fuck this patriarchal, condescending, patronizing bullshit," RRRAGES hypocritical cunt Miriam Lazewatsky ...who wonders why she can't get a real job.
Fatass shrillwhore miriam lazewatsky [retromodernelle] screeches: "Oh, hey, look at that. I get to tell another “liberal” (seriously, you’re not a liberal. You’re a racist, fat-hating douchebag) to go screw themself for for being a mysogynistic, fat-shaming, racist asshole. She did nothing to alert suspicion, because, shockingly, “flying while brown” is not actually a suspicious activity and was pulled off a plane, detained for hours, and treated like a criminal and you “have no more fuck to give”? What is WRONG with you?" |