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Just kicked the office manager out of my office and slammed door in his face

He didn't respond to my paralegal's email about a client's b...
maroon racy range
  09/01/15
Bros, I felt threatened and intimidated. Should I file for a...
maroon racy range
  09/01/15
lol
Nudist potus
  09/01/15
YESSSSSS
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  09/01/15
OHHHH SHIT THIS ISN'T EVEN THE MEETING IT'S GONNER BE FIREWO...
electric maniacal gay wizard house
  09/01/15
Yeah, this just amped it up.
maroon racy range
  09/01/15
Would you mind making a cumpilation thread with links to eve...
talented tan juggernaut
  09/01/15
I'll try after the meeting.
maroon racy range
  09/01/15
Drink a couple Rockstars and listen to RATM right before the...
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  09/01/15
lol
maroon racy range
  09/01/15
CHILMATA ON PARADE! DUH NUH NUH NUH NUH!!!
ruddy incel
  09/01/15
180
diverse mahogany pervert
  09/01/15
lol shit dude you're gonna get Vester'd
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  09/01/15
?
maroon racy range
  09/01/15
the Roanoke shooter
offensive puce police squad international law enforcement agency
  09/01/15
lol
maroon racy range
  09/01/15
lol
diverse mahogany pervert
  09/01/15
Just told the boss the story. My paralegal and I are using t...
maroon racy range
  09/01/15
biglaw associates dream of being able to pull rank like this
offensive puce police squad international law enforcement agency
  09/01/15
ONE NINETY
shimmering field
  09/01/15
180 moniker
maroon racy range
  09/01/15
(Ricky Roma)
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  09/01/15
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  09/01/15
what happened at the meeting with hr and your paralegal
excitant school
  09/01/15
It was originally scheduled at noon. Moved to 1 p.m.
maroon racy range
  09/01/15
gonna be honest with you: this is going to be the highlight ...
offensive puce police squad international law enforcement agency
  09/01/15
this is going to be the highlight of my fucking WEEK, includ...
shimmering field
  09/01/15
why are they mad at you
excitant school
  09/01/15
I have no clue. I curse too much or something.
maroon racy range
  09/01/15
Tell them that they are nigger loving faggots and they can s...
ruddy incel
  09/01/15
Go get em champ!!!!
irradiated wild ticket booth
  09/01/15
Gotta flex on someone I guess -- congrats. He'll either go h...
passionate infuriating public bath
  09/01/15
lol @ XO this is belgian panties 2.0 egging him on to fc...
Arousing Ocher Preventive Strike Heaven
  09/01/15
the firm needs him bro. he's a rainmaker. you think they're ...
iridescent fragrant parlor
  09/01/15
this is some other office guy right even if you are right...
Arousing Ocher Preventive Strike Heaven
  09/01/15
it's the office manager. chilmata is a true litigator, he lo...
offensive puce police squad international law enforcement agency
  09/01/15
its not nearly belgian panties but i agree chillmata could s...
turquoise theatre
  09/01/15
They are the ones dragging me into this meeting kicking and ...
maroon racy range
  09/01/15
biglaw associates confused, bewildered
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  09/01/15
...
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  09/01/15
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  09/01/15
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Exciting sticky roommate
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(My new favorite poaster)
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  09/02/15
Oh get the fuck out of here with that namby pamby shit. Don...
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  09/01/15
...
maroon racy range
  09/02/15
did the meeting happen yet?
shimmering field
  09/01/15
Op currently being hustled out of the building by security
irradiated wild ticket booth
  09/01/15
Update?!?
Blathering Yapping Skinny Woman
  09/01/15
maybe it was a surprise birthday party?
excitant school
  09/01/15
1pm PDT
offensive puce police squad international law enforcement agency
  09/01/15
how many hours back is that from est?
excitant school
  09/01/15
holy shit
lascivious indigo senate
  09/01/15
Cliffs for anyone who hasn't been following this saga? What ...
cerise hell
  09/01/15
Iirc it all started with some azn hr girl that took his bage...
Dull State
  09/01/15
bagel girl is a different girl. azn hr girl has been going a...
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  09/01/15
...
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cerise hell
  09/01/15
I'm sitting next to her at the Friday meeting and I'm all, &...
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  09/01/15
LOL http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&m...
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  09/01/15
WTF? And these are bagels you bring in for yourself? It's no...
cerise hell
  09/01/15
It didn't sound like they did very much, except fail to shar...
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  09/01/15
Oh man chill out
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  09/01/15
OP is the ONLY poster churning out SUBSTANTIAL ORIGINAL CONT...
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  09/01/15
hmmmmmm, we may work at the same office...
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  09/01/15


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Date: September 1st, 2015 11:35 AM
Author: maroon racy range

He didn't respond to my paralegal's email about a client's bill so I forwarded my para's email to him, cc'd my boss, and said he and the azn hr bitch have a habit of not replying to my emails and I'd appreciate a timely response especially when it pertains to clients.

Dude came flying up the stairs to my office and was all confrontational. I said don't talk to me, bring it up in the meeting and slammed the door in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667326)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:01 PM
Author: maroon racy range

Bros, I felt threatened and intimidated. Should I file for a civil harassment restraining order?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667464)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:36 PM
Author: Nudist potus

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28669038)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: electric maniacal gay wizard house

YESSSSSS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667465)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:03 PM
Author: electric maniacal gay wizard house

OHHHH SHIT THIS ISN'T EVEN THE MEETING IT'S GONNER BE FIREWORKS BRUH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667468)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: maroon racy range

Yeah, this just amped it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667531)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:25 PM
Author: talented tan juggernaut

Would you mind making a cumpilation thread with links to everything in this whole saga? I think I've read them all but I want to be sure. Also pls start tagging future threads as (chilmata)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667616)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: maroon racy range

I'll try after the meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667657)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:07 PM
Author: stimulating orchestra pit pisswyrm

Drink a couple Rockstars and listen to RATM right before the meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667812)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: maroon racy range

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667822)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:29 PM
Author: ruddy incel

CHILMATA ON PARADE!

DUH NUH NUH NUH NUH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667919)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: diverse mahogany pervert

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667623)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: offensive puce police squad international law enforcement agency

lol shit dude you're gonna get Vester'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667626)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: maroon racy range

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667631)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: offensive puce police squad international law enforcement agency

the Roanoke shooter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667653)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:51 PM
Author: maroon racy range

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667744)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: diverse mahogany pervert

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667637)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: maroon racy range

Just told the boss the story. My paralegal and I are using this to our advantage and are already turning the tables now.

So as the office manager finished his little rant in my office and started walking away I said, "Your attitude sucks. I don't appreciate you coming up to my office and talking to me that way. I don't know who the fuck you think you are."

He spun around and stood in the doorway started saying something, but at this point I was MAF. That is when I stood up, walked over to him, said don't talk to me, GTFO of my office and slammed the door. Was epic bros. Fucking epic. My paralegal couldn't be more impressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667630)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:32 PM
Author: offensive puce police squad international law enforcement agency

biglaw associates dream of being able to pull rank like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667649)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:15 PM
Author: shimmering field

ONE NINETY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667845)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: maroon racy range

180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667878)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: frisky sickened resort people who are hurt

(Ricky Roma)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667655)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 3:25 PM
Author: Internet-worthy personal credit line goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668568)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:50 PM
Author: excitant school

what happened at the meeting with hr and your paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667737)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:51 PM
Author: maroon racy range

It was originally scheduled at noon. Moved to 1 p.m.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667741)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:52 PM
Author: offensive puce police squad international law enforcement agency

gonna be honest with you: this is going to be the highlight of my day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667753)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:16 PM
Author: shimmering field

this is going to be the highlight of my fucking WEEK, including seeing friends this upcoming Saturday, watching a new episode of Rick and Morty this past Sunday, and deepening a friendship with someone I've only known for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667853)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: excitant school

why are they mad at you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667763)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:55 PM
Author: maroon racy range

I have no clue. I curse too much or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667768)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:29 PM
Author: ruddy incel

Tell them that they are nigger loving faggots and they can suck your cock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667922)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:53 PM
Author: irradiated wild ticket booth

Go get em champ!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667762)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:55 PM
Author: passionate infuriating public bath

Gotta flex on someone I guess -- congrats. He'll either go home and abuse his wife/kids or, like another poster said, you'll get Vester'd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667767)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:57 PM
Author: Arousing Ocher Preventive Strike Heaven

lol @ XO

this is belgian panties 2.0 egging him on to fck up his career now

u guys are retards or worse aspies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667777)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:58 PM
Author: iridescent fragrant parlor

the firm needs him bro. he's a rainmaker. you think they're gonna side with some HR cunts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667784)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Arousing Ocher Preventive Strike Heaven

this is some other office guy right

even if you are right how do you expect to work 8 hrs a day and 40 hrs a week minimum if you are not on speaking terms with anybody

also just because you are right and firm needs you doesn't mean you cant be more tactful

ppl who do really well in life as adults know how to manage these situations without getting into screaming fights all the time.

i am not asking him to bend over and i like Chilmata

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667796)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:02 PM
Author: offensive puce police squad international law enforcement agency

it's the office manager. chilmata is a true litigator, he loves this confrontational shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667799)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:58 PM
Author: turquoise theatre

its not nearly belgian panties but i agree chillmata could stand to chill and just ignore the negative support staff. support staff usually suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667785)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: maroon racy range

They are the ones dragging me into this meeting kicking and screaming. I begged my boss to get out of it. And then this morning that faggot came running up here. I didn't go to him. When someone acts like that I'm not going to bend over and be his little bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667809)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:20 PM
Author: offensive puce police squad international law enforcement agency

biglaw associates confused, bewildered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667870)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: maroon racy range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667885)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: Bull headed blood rage hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667987)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:23 PM
Author: Exciting sticky roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668927)



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Date: September 2nd, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: maroon racy range

(My new favorite poaster)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28672546)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: supple onyx dilemma karate

Oh get the fuck out of here with that namby pamby shit. Done correctly, he'll both retain his dignity and be fine in the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668613)



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Date: September 2nd, 2015 2:10 AM
Author: maroon racy range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28672550)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:28 PM
Author: shimmering field

did the meeting happen yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667913)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: irradiated wild ticket booth

Op currently being hustled out of the building by security

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667939)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: Blathering Yapping Skinny Woman

Update?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668214)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:19 PM
Author: excitant school

maybe it was a surprise birthday party?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668216)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: offensive puce police squad international law enforcement agency

1pm PDT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668275)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: excitant school

how many hours back is that from est?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668291)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: lascivious indigo senate

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668227)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: cerise hell

Cliffs for anyone who hasn't been following this saga? What kind of stuff have these people done to chilmata?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668236)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: Dull State

Iirc it all started with some azn hr girl that took his bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668283)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: offensive puce police squad international law enforcement agency

bagel girl is a different girl. azn hr girl has been going after his paralegal, mostly.

edit: nevermind, i missed the episode of azn hr girl stealing his bagel. LOL

i was talking about the hr girl that replaced bagels with jimmy dean breakfast sandwiches "because they're healthier."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668286)



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Date: September 2nd, 2015 12:42 AM
Author: pink thriller internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28672110)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: cerise hell

lol

I never understood people taking other people's food at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668288)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: maroon racy range

I'm sitting next to her at the Friday meeting and I'm all, "Hey, are you eating my bagel?" She ignores me so I ask her again and she goes, "You know what, it doesn't matter." I fucking hate her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668319)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: offensive puce police squad international law enforcement agency

LOL

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&mc=45&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668420)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 3:01 PM
Author: cerise hell

WTF? And these are bagels you bring in for yourself? It's not like the office orders them and you claim shotgun on a specific bagel?

Edit: just read the other threads. I could see her accidentally eating your bagel, but I'd be pretty apologetic if I did that. The fact that someone then ate one that was clearly marked as yours is ridiculous. Was the first one marked or she knew about it, or she just didn't give a shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668439)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: curious affirmative action stag film

It didn't sound like they did very much, except fail to share his interest in Comic-Con and send him an invite to a meeting without telling him what the subject matter of the meeting was.

Then it went nuclear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668311)



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Date: September 2nd, 2015 2:32 AM
Author: marvelous fluffy stage organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28672615)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: offensive puce police squad international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668864)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:15 PM
Author: vibrant silver church

Oh man chill out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668871)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Exciting sticky roommate

OP is the ONLY poster churning out SUBSTANTIAL ORIGINAL CONTENT right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668956)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: chocolate dopamine

hmmmmmm, we may work at the same office...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668958)