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Just kicked the office manager out of my office and slammed door in his face

He didn't respond to my paralegal's email about a client's b...
kink-friendly hall
  09/01/15
Bros, I felt threatened and intimidated. Should I file for a...
kink-friendly hall
  09/01/15
lol
Irradiated Turquoise Tanning Salon
  09/01/15
YESSSSSS
Mustard love of her life point
  09/01/15
OHHHH SHIT THIS ISN'T EVEN THE MEETING IT'S GONNER BE FIREWO...
Mustard love of her life point
  09/01/15
Yeah, this just amped it up.
kink-friendly hall
  09/01/15
Would you mind making a cumpilation thread with links to eve...
Thriller Digit Ratio Sneaky Criminal
  09/01/15
I'll try after the meeting.
kink-friendly hall
  09/01/15
Drink a couple Rockstars and listen to RATM right before the...
Bateful Azn
  09/01/15
lol
kink-friendly hall
  09/01/15
CHILMATA ON PARADE! DUH NUH NUH NUH NUH!!!
Gold Institution Masturbator
  09/01/15
180
pearly meetinghouse milk
  09/01/15
lol shit dude you're gonna get Vester'd
honey-headed seedy cuckoldry
  09/01/15
?
kink-friendly hall
  09/01/15
the Roanoke shooter
honey-headed seedy cuckoldry
  09/01/15
lol
kink-friendly hall
  09/01/15
lol
pearly meetinghouse milk
  09/01/15
Just told the boss the story. My paralegal and I are using t...
kink-friendly hall
  09/01/15
biglaw associates dream of being able to pull rank like this
honey-headed seedy cuckoldry
  09/01/15
ONE NINETY
Slate organic girlfriend
  09/01/15
180 moniker
kink-friendly hall
  09/01/15
(Ricky Roma)
Smoky Diverse Patrolman Senate
  09/01/15
...
Glassy glittery therapy juggernaut
  09/01/15
what happened at the meeting with hr and your paralegal
Amber chapel becky
  09/01/15
It was originally scheduled at noon. Moved to 1 p.m.
kink-friendly hall
  09/01/15
gonna be honest with you: this is going to be the highlight ...
honey-headed seedy cuckoldry
  09/01/15
this is going to be the highlight of my fucking WEEK, includ...
Slate organic girlfriend
  09/01/15
why are they mad at you
Amber chapel becky
  09/01/15
I have no clue. I curse too much or something.
kink-friendly hall
  09/01/15
Tell them that they are nigger loving faggots and they can s...
Gold Institution Masturbator
  09/01/15
Go get em champ!!!!
Useless hospital ratface
  09/01/15
Gotta flex on someone I guess -- congrats. He'll either go h...
razzle whorehouse
  09/01/15
lol @ XO this is belgian panties 2.0 egging him on to fc...
Bipolar prole
  09/01/15
the firm needs him bro. he's a rainmaker. you think they're ...
Olive Market
  09/01/15
this is some other office guy right even if you are right...
Bipolar prole
  09/01/15
it's the office manager. chilmata is a true litigator, he lo...
honey-headed seedy cuckoldry
  09/01/15
its not nearly belgian panties but i agree chillmata could s...
hyperactive legend chad
  09/01/15
They are the ones dragging me into this meeting kicking and ...
kink-friendly hall
  09/01/15
biglaw associates confused, bewildered
honey-headed seedy cuckoldry
  09/01/15
...
kink-friendly hall
  09/01/15
...
French Shimmering Home Psychic
  09/01/15
...
cheese-eating half-breed ceo
  09/01/15
(My new favorite poaster)
kink-friendly hall
  09/02/15
Oh get the fuck out of here with that namby pamby shit. Don...
Comical athletic conference striped hyena
  09/01/15
...
kink-friendly hall
  09/02/15
did the meeting happen yet?
Slate organic girlfriend
  09/01/15
Op currently being hustled out of the building by security
Useless hospital ratface
  09/01/15
Update?!?
beady-eyed theater stage factory reset button
  09/01/15
maybe it was a surprise birthday party?
Amber chapel becky
  09/01/15
1pm PDT
honey-headed seedy cuckoldry
  09/01/15
how many hours back is that from est?
Amber chapel becky
  09/01/15
holy shit
Sticky Internet-worthy Corner
  09/01/15
Cliffs for anyone who hasn't been following this saga? What ...
hilarious low-t preventive strike
  09/01/15
Iirc it all started with some azn hr girl that took his bage...
Big dull kitty
  09/01/15
bagel girl is a different girl. azn hr girl has been going a...
honey-headed seedy cuckoldry
  09/01/15
...
Maniacal stirring double fault liquid oxygen
  09/02/15
lol I never understood people taking other people's food ...
hilarious low-t preventive strike
  09/01/15
I'm sitting next to her at the Friday meeting and I'm all, &...
kink-friendly hall
  09/01/15
LOL http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&m...
honey-headed seedy cuckoldry
  09/01/15
WTF? And these are bagels you bring in for yourself? It's no...
hilarious low-t preventive strike
  09/01/15
It didn't sound like they did very much, except fail to shar...
clear zombie-like church building water buffalo
  09/01/15
...
Lime soul-stirring background story station
  09/02/15
...
honey-headed seedy cuckoldry
  09/01/15
Oh man chill out
Marvelous maize field
  09/01/15
OP is the ONLY poster churning out SUBSTANTIAL ORIGINAL CONT...
cheese-eating half-breed ceo
  09/01/15
hmmmmmm, we may work at the same office...
Irate doctorate stead
  09/01/15


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Date: September 1st, 2015 11:35 AM
Author: kink-friendly hall

He didn't respond to my paralegal's email about a client's bill so I forwarded my para's email to him, cc'd my boss, and said he and the azn hr bitch have a habit of not replying to my emails and I'd appreciate a timely response especially when it pertains to clients.

Dude came flying up the stairs to my office and was all confrontational. I said don't talk to me, bring it up in the meeting and slammed the door in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667326)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:01 PM
Author: kink-friendly hall

Bros, I felt threatened and intimidated. Should I file for a civil harassment restraining order?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667464)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:36 PM
Author: Irradiated Turquoise Tanning Salon

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28669038)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: Mustard love of her life point

YESSSSSS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667465)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:03 PM
Author: Mustard love of her life point

OHHHH SHIT THIS ISN'T EVEN THE MEETING IT'S GONNER BE FIREWORKS BRUH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667468)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: kink-friendly hall

Yeah, this just amped it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667531)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:25 PM
Author: Thriller Digit Ratio Sneaky Criminal

Would you mind making a cumpilation thread with links to everything in this whole saga? I think I've read them all but I want to be sure. Also pls start tagging future threads as (chilmata)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667616)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: kink-friendly hall

I'll try after the meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667657)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:07 PM
Author: Bateful Azn

Drink a couple Rockstars and listen to RATM right before the meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667812)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: kink-friendly hall

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667822)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:29 PM
Author: Gold Institution Masturbator

CHILMATA ON PARADE!

DUH NUH NUH NUH NUH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667919)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: pearly meetinghouse milk

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667623)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: honey-headed seedy cuckoldry

lol shit dude you're gonna get Vester'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667626)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: kink-friendly hall

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667631)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: honey-headed seedy cuckoldry

the Roanoke shooter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667653)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:51 PM
Author: kink-friendly hall

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667744)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: pearly meetinghouse milk

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667637)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: kink-friendly hall

Just told the boss the story. My paralegal and I are using this to our advantage and are already turning the tables now.

So as the office manager finished his little rant in my office and started walking away I said, "Your attitude sucks. I don't appreciate you coming up to my office and talking to me that way. I don't know who the fuck you think you are."

He spun around and stood in the doorway started saying something, but at this point I was MAF. That is when I stood up, walked over to him, said don't talk to me, GTFO of my office and slammed the door. Was epic bros. Fucking epic. My paralegal couldn't be more impressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667630)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:32 PM
Author: honey-headed seedy cuckoldry

biglaw associates dream of being able to pull rank like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667649)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:15 PM
Author: Slate organic girlfriend

ONE NINETY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667845)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: kink-friendly hall

180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667878)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Smoky Diverse Patrolman Senate

(Ricky Roma)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667655)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 3:25 PM
Author: Glassy glittery therapy juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668568)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:50 PM
Author: Amber chapel becky

what happened at the meeting with hr and your paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667737)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:51 PM
Author: kink-friendly hall

It was originally scheduled at noon. Moved to 1 p.m.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667741)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:52 PM
Author: honey-headed seedy cuckoldry

gonna be honest with you: this is going to be the highlight of my day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667753)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:16 PM
Author: Slate organic girlfriend

this is going to be the highlight of my fucking WEEK, including seeing friends this upcoming Saturday, watching a new episode of Rick and Morty this past Sunday, and deepening a friendship with someone I've only known for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667853)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: Amber chapel becky

why are they mad at you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667763)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:55 PM
Author: kink-friendly hall

I have no clue. I curse too much or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667768)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:29 PM
Author: Gold Institution Masturbator

Tell them that they are nigger loving faggots and they can suck your cock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667922)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:53 PM
Author: Useless hospital ratface

Go get em champ!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667762)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:55 PM
Author: razzle whorehouse

Gotta flex on someone I guess -- congrats. He'll either go home and abuse his wife/kids or, like another poster said, you'll get Vester'd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667767)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:57 PM
Author: Bipolar prole

lol @ XO

this is belgian panties 2.0 egging him on to fck up his career now

u guys are retards or worse aspies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667777)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:58 PM
Author: Olive Market

the firm needs him bro. he's a rainmaker. you think they're gonna side with some HR cunts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667784)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Bipolar prole

this is some other office guy right

even if you are right how do you expect to work 8 hrs a day and 40 hrs a week minimum if you are not on speaking terms with anybody

also just because you are right and firm needs you doesn't mean you cant be more tactful

ppl who do really well in life as adults know how to manage these situations without getting into screaming fights all the time.

i am not asking him to bend over and i like Chilmata

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667796)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:02 PM
Author: honey-headed seedy cuckoldry

it's the office manager. chilmata is a true litigator, he loves this confrontational shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667799)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:58 PM
Author: hyperactive legend chad

its not nearly belgian panties but i agree chillmata could stand to chill and just ignore the negative support staff. support staff usually suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667785)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: kink-friendly hall

They are the ones dragging me into this meeting kicking and screaming. I begged my boss to get out of it. And then this morning that faggot came running up here. I didn't go to him. When someone acts like that I'm not going to bend over and be his little bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667809)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:20 PM
Author: honey-headed seedy cuckoldry

biglaw associates confused, bewildered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667870)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: kink-friendly hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667885)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: French Shimmering Home Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667987)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:23 PM
Author: cheese-eating half-breed ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668927)



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Date: September 2nd, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: kink-friendly hall

(My new favorite poaster)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28672546)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: Comical athletic conference striped hyena

Oh get the fuck out of here with that namby pamby shit. Done correctly, he'll both retain his dignity and be fine in the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668613)



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Date: September 2nd, 2015 2:10 AM
Author: kink-friendly hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28672550)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:28 PM
Author: Slate organic girlfriend

did the meeting happen yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667913)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Useless hospital ratface

Op currently being hustled out of the building by security

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667939)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: beady-eyed theater stage factory reset button

Update?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668214)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:19 PM
Author: Amber chapel becky

maybe it was a surprise birthday party?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668216)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: honey-headed seedy cuckoldry

1pm PDT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668275)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Amber chapel becky

how many hours back is that from est?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668291)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: Sticky Internet-worthy Corner

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668227)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: hilarious low-t preventive strike

Cliffs for anyone who hasn't been following this saga? What kind of stuff have these people done to chilmata?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668236)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: Big dull kitty

Iirc it all started with some azn hr girl that took his bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668283)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: honey-headed seedy cuckoldry

bagel girl is a different girl. azn hr girl has been going after his paralegal, mostly.

edit: nevermind, i missed the episode of azn hr girl stealing his bagel. LOL

i was talking about the hr girl that replaced bagels with jimmy dean breakfast sandwiches "because they're healthier."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668286)



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Date: September 2nd, 2015 12:42 AM
Author: Maniacal stirring double fault liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28672110)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: hilarious low-t preventive strike

lol

I never understood people taking other people's food at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668288)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: kink-friendly hall

I'm sitting next to her at the Friday meeting and I'm all, "Hey, are you eating my bagel?" She ignores me so I ask her again and she goes, "You know what, it doesn't matter." I fucking hate her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668319)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: honey-headed seedy cuckoldry

LOL

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&mc=45&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668420)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 3:01 PM
Author: hilarious low-t preventive strike

WTF? And these are bagels you bring in for yourself? It's not like the office orders them and you claim shotgun on a specific bagel?

Edit: just read the other threads. I could see her accidentally eating your bagel, but I'd be pretty apologetic if I did that. The fact that someone then ate one that was clearly marked as yours is ridiculous. Was the first one marked or she knew about it, or she just didn't give a shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668439)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: clear zombie-like church building water buffalo

It didn't sound like they did very much, except fail to share his interest in Comic-Con and send him an invite to a meeting without telling him what the subject matter of the meeting was.

Then it went nuclear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668311)



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Date: September 2nd, 2015 2:32 AM
Author: Lime soul-stirring background story station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28672615)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: honey-headed seedy cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668864)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:15 PM
Author: Marvelous maize field

Oh man chill out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668871)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: cheese-eating half-breed ceo

OP is the ONLY poster churning out SUBSTANTIAL ORIGINAL CONTENT right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668956)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Irate doctorate stead

hmmmmmm, we may work at the same office...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668958)