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Just kicked the office manager out of my office and slammed door in his face

He didn't respond to my paralegal's email about a client's b...
fantasy-prone disrespectful doctorate
  09/01/15
Bros, I felt threatened and intimidated. Should I file for a...
fantasy-prone disrespectful doctorate
  09/01/15
lol
impertinent lodge hissy fit
  09/01/15
YESSSSSS
Multi-colored theater
  09/01/15
OHHHH SHIT THIS ISN'T EVEN THE MEETING IT'S GONNER BE FIREWO...
Multi-colored theater
  09/01/15
Yeah, this just amped it up.
fantasy-prone disrespectful doctorate
  09/01/15
Would you mind making a cumpilation thread with links to eve...
awkward mental disorder
  09/01/15
I'll try after the meeting.
fantasy-prone disrespectful doctorate
  09/01/15
Drink a couple Rockstars and listen to RATM right before the...
Narrow-minded Tan Partner Piazza
  09/01/15
lol
fantasy-prone disrespectful doctorate
  09/01/15
CHILMATA ON PARADE! DUH NUH NUH NUH NUH!!!
exciting sepia toaster
  09/01/15
180
twinkling arrogant immigrant pit
  09/01/15
lol shit dude you're gonna get Vester'd
brindle exhilarant national
  09/01/15
?
fantasy-prone disrespectful doctorate
  09/01/15
the Roanoke shooter
brindle exhilarant national
  09/01/15
lol
fantasy-prone disrespectful doctorate
  09/01/15
lol
twinkling arrogant immigrant pit
  09/01/15
Just told the boss the story. My paralegal and I are using t...
fantasy-prone disrespectful doctorate
  09/01/15
biglaw associates dream of being able to pull rank like this
brindle exhilarant national
  09/01/15
ONE NINETY
Sooty flickering field
  09/01/15
180 moniker
fantasy-prone disrespectful doctorate
  09/01/15
(Ricky Roma)
Razzle Hall Background Story
  09/01/15
...
histrionic roommate faggot firefighter
  09/01/15
what happened at the meeting with hr and your paralegal
sapphire coiffed double fault
  09/01/15
It was originally scheduled at noon. Moved to 1 p.m.
fantasy-prone disrespectful doctorate
  09/01/15
gonna be honest with you: this is going to be the highlight ...
brindle exhilarant national
  09/01/15
this is going to be the highlight of my fucking WEEK, includ...
Sooty flickering field
  09/01/15
why are they mad at you
sapphire coiffed double fault
  09/01/15
I have no clue. I curse too much or something.
fantasy-prone disrespectful doctorate
  09/01/15
Tell them that they are nigger loving faggots and they can s...
exciting sepia toaster
  09/01/15
Go get em champ!!!!
Concupiscible confused locale telephone
  09/01/15
Gotta flex on someone I guess -- congrats. He'll either go h...
chocolate dead philosopher-king church building
  09/01/15
lol @ XO this is belgian panties 2.0 egging him on to fc...
carmine faggotry potus
  09/01/15
the firm needs him bro. he's a rainmaker. you think they're ...
onyx water buffalo
  09/01/15
this is some other office guy right even if you are right...
carmine faggotry potus
  09/01/15
it's the office manager. chilmata is a true litigator, he lo...
brindle exhilarant national
  09/01/15
its not nearly belgian panties but i agree chillmata could s...
cruel-hearted chad
  09/01/15
They are the ones dragging me into this meeting kicking and ...
fantasy-prone disrespectful doctorate
  09/01/15
biglaw associates confused, bewildered
brindle exhilarant national
  09/01/15
...
fantasy-prone disrespectful doctorate
  09/01/15
...
blue office
  09/01/15
...
Snowy godawful den kitty cat
  09/01/15
(My new favorite poaster)
fantasy-prone disrespectful doctorate
  09/02/15
Oh get the fuck out of here with that namby pamby shit. Don...
racy address
  09/01/15
...
fantasy-prone disrespectful doctorate
  09/02/15
did the meeting happen yet?
Sooty flickering field
  09/01/15
Op currently being hustled out of the building by security
Concupiscible confused locale telephone
  09/01/15
Update?!?
Greedy space indirect expression
  09/01/15
maybe it was a surprise birthday party?
sapphire coiffed double fault
  09/01/15
1pm PDT
brindle exhilarant national
  09/01/15
how many hours back is that from est?
sapphire coiffed double fault
  09/01/15
holy shit
diverse deer antler school cafeteria
  09/01/15
Cliffs for anyone who hasn't been following this saga? What ...
Startled Magical Mad-dog Skullcap
  09/01/15
Iirc it all started with some azn hr girl that took his bage...
180 mahogany codepig kitchen
  09/01/15
bagel girl is a different girl. azn hr girl has been going a...
brindle exhilarant national
  09/01/15
...
Spectacular Hospital
  09/02/15
lol I never understood people taking other people's food ...
Startled Magical Mad-dog Skullcap
  09/01/15
I'm sitting next to her at the Friday meeting and I'm all, &...
fantasy-prone disrespectful doctorate
  09/01/15
LOL http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&m...
brindle exhilarant national
  09/01/15
WTF? And these are bagels you bring in for yourself? It's no...
Startled Magical Mad-dog Skullcap
  09/01/15
It didn't sound like they did very much, except fail to shar...
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  09/01/15
...
Titillating bat-shit-crazy digit ratio
  09/02/15
...
brindle exhilarant national
  09/01/15
Oh man chill out
Black wonderful church rigpig
  09/01/15
OP is the ONLY poster churning out SUBSTANTIAL ORIGINAL CONT...
Snowy godawful den kitty cat
  09/01/15
hmmmmmm, we may work at the same office...
Bronze adventurous scourge upon the earth
  09/01/15


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Date: September 1st, 2015 11:35 AM
Author: fantasy-prone disrespectful doctorate

He didn't respond to my paralegal's email about a client's bill so I forwarded my para's email to him, cc'd my boss, and said he and the azn hr bitch have a habit of not replying to my emails and I'd appreciate a timely response especially when it pertains to clients.

Dude came flying up the stairs to my office and was all confrontational. I said don't talk to me, bring it up in the meeting and slammed the door in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667326)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:01 PM
Author: fantasy-prone disrespectful doctorate

Bros, I felt threatened and intimidated. Should I file for a civil harassment restraining order?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667464)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:36 PM
Author: impertinent lodge hissy fit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28669038)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: Multi-colored theater

YESSSSSS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667465)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:03 PM
Author: Multi-colored theater

OHHHH SHIT THIS ISN'T EVEN THE MEETING IT'S GONNER BE FIREWORKS BRUH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667468)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: fantasy-prone disrespectful doctorate

Yeah, this just amped it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667531)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:25 PM
Author: awkward mental disorder

Would you mind making a cumpilation thread with links to everything in this whole saga? I think I've read them all but I want to be sure. Also pls start tagging future threads as (chilmata)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667616)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: fantasy-prone disrespectful doctorate

I'll try after the meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667657)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:07 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Tan Partner Piazza

Drink a couple Rockstars and listen to RATM right before the meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667812)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: fantasy-prone disrespectful doctorate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667822)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:29 PM
Author: exciting sepia toaster

CHILMATA ON PARADE!

DUH NUH NUH NUH NUH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667919)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: twinkling arrogant immigrant pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667623)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: brindle exhilarant national

lol shit dude you're gonna get Vester'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667626)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: fantasy-prone disrespectful doctorate

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667631)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: brindle exhilarant national

the Roanoke shooter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667653)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:51 PM
Author: fantasy-prone disrespectful doctorate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667744)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: twinkling arrogant immigrant pit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667637)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: fantasy-prone disrespectful doctorate

Just told the boss the story. My paralegal and I are using this to our advantage and are already turning the tables now.

So as the office manager finished his little rant in my office and started walking away I said, "Your attitude sucks. I don't appreciate you coming up to my office and talking to me that way. I don't know who the fuck you think you are."

He spun around and stood in the doorway started saying something, but at this point I was MAF. That is when I stood up, walked over to him, said don't talk to me, GTFO of my office and slammed the door. Was epic bros. Fucking epic. My paralegal couldn't be more impressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667630)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:32 PM
Author: brindle exhilarant national

biglaw associates dream of being able to pull rank like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667649)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:15 PM
Author: Sooty flickering field

ONE NINETY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667845)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: fantasy-prone disrespectful doctorate

180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667878)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Razzle Hall Background Story

(Ricky Roma)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667655)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 3:25 PM
Author: histrionic roommate faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668568)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:50 PM
Author: sapphire coiffed double fault

what happened at the meeting with hr and your paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667737)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:51 PM
Author: fantasy-prone disrespectful doctorate

It was originally scheduled at noon. Moved to 1 p.m.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667741)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:52 PM
Author: brindle exhilarant national

gonna be honest with you: this is going to be the highlight of my day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667753)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:16 PM
Author: Sooty flickering field

this is going to be the highlight of my fucking WEEK, including seeing friends this upcoming Saturday, watching a new episode of Rick and Morty this past Sunday, and deepening a friendship with someone I've only known for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667853)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: sapphire coiffed double fault

why are they mad at you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667763)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:55 PM
Author: fantasy-prone disrespectful doctorate

I have no clue. I curse too much or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667768)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:29 PM
Author: exciting sepia toaster

Tell them that they are nigger loving faggots and they can suck your cock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667922)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:53 PM
Author: Concupiscible confused locale telephone

Go get em champ!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667762)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:55 PM
Author: chocolate dead philosopher-king church building

Gotta flex on someone I guess -- congrats. He'll either go home and abuse his wife/kids or, like another poster said, you'll get Vester'd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667767)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:57 PM
Author: carmine faggotry potus

lol @ XO

this is belgian panties 2.0 egging him on to fck up his career now

u guys are retards or worse aspies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667777)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:58 PM
Author: onyx water buffalo

the firm needs him bro. he's a rainmaker. you think they're gonna side with some HR cunts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667784)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: carmine faggotry potus

this is some other office guy right

even if you are right how do you expect to work 8 hrs a day and 40 hrs a week minimum if you are not on speaking terms with anybody

also just because you are right and firm needs you doesn't mean you cant be more tactful

ppl who do really well in life as adults know how to manage these situations without getting into screaming fights all the time.

i am not asking him to bend over and i like Chilmata

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667796)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:02 PM
Author: brindle exhilarant national

it's the office manager. chilmata is a true litigator, he loves this confrontational shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667799)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 12:58 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chad

its not nearly belgian panties but i agree chillmata could stand to chill and just ignore the negative support staff. support staff usually suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667785)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: fantasy-prone disrespectful doctorate

They are the ones dragging me into this meeting kicking and screaming. I begged my boss to get out of it. And then this morning that faggot came running up here. I didn't go to him. When someone acts like that I'm not going to bend over and be his little bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667809)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:20 PM
Author: brindle exhilarant national

biglaw associates confused, bewildered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667870)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: fantasy-prone disrespectful doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667885)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: blue office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667987)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:23 PM
Author: Snowy godawful den kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668927)



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Date: September 2nd, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: fantasy-prone disrespectful doctorate

(My new favorite poaster)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28672546)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: racy address

Oh get the fuck out of here with that namby pamby shit. Done correctly, he'll both retain his dignity and be fine in the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668613)



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Date: September 2nd, 2015 2:10 AM
Author: fantasy-prone disrespectful doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28672550)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:28 PM
Author: Sooty flickering field

did the meeting happen yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667913)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Concupiscible confused locale telephone

Op currently being hustled out of the building by security

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28667939)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: Greedy space indirect expression

Update?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668214)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:19 PM
Author: sapphire coiffed double fault

maybe it was a surprise birthday party?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668216)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: brindle exhilarant national

1pm PDT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668275)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: sapphire coiffed double fault

how many hours back is that from est?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668291)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: diverse deer antler school cafeteria

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668227)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Startled Magical Mad-dog Skullcap

Cliffs for anyone who hasn't been following this saga? What kind of stuff have these people done to chilmata?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668236)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: 180 mahogany codepig kitchen

Iirc it all started with some azn hr girl that took his bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668283)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: brindle exhilarant national

bagel girl is a different girl. azn hr girl has been going after his paralegal, mostly.

edit: nevermind, i missed the episode of azn hr girl stealing his bagel. LOL

i was talking about the hr girl that replaced bagels with jimmy dean breakfast sandwiches "because they're healthier."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668286)



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Date: September 2nd, 2015 12:42 AM
Author: Spectacular Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28672110)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Startled Magical Mad-dog Skullcap

lol

I never understood people taking other people's food at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668288)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: fantasy-prone disrespectful doctorate

I'm sitting next to her at the Friday meeting and I'm all, "Hey, are you eating my bagel?" She ignores me so I ask her again and she goes, "You know what, it doesn't matter." I fucking hate her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668319)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: brindle exhilarant national

LOL

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&mc=45&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668420)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 3:01 PM
Author: Startled Magical Mad-dog Skullcap

WTF? And these are bagels you bring in for yourself? It's not like the office orders them and you claim shotgun on a specific bagel?

Edit: just read the other threads. I could see her accidentally eating your bagel, but I'd be pretty apologetic if I did that. The fact that someone then ate one that was clearly marked as yours is ridiculous. Was the first one marked or she knew about it, or she just didn't give a shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668439)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: nofapping stock car cumskin

It didn't sound like they did very much, except fail to share his interest in Comic-Con and send him an invite to a meeting without telling him what the subject matter of the meeting was.

Then it went nuclear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668311)



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Date: September 2nd, 2015 2:32 AM
Author: Titillating bat-shit-crazy digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28672615)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: brindle exhilarant national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668864)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:15 PM
Author: Black wonderful church rigpig

Oh man chill out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668871)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Snowy godawful den kitty cat

OP is the ONLY poster churning out SUBSTANTIAL ORIGINAL CONTENT right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668956)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Bronze adventurous scourge upon the earth

hmmmmmm, we may work at the same office...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2978288&forum_id=2#28668958)