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Neighbor drove up to me while walking my dog

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her...
razzmatazz base
  03/03/24
Was it a babby tree?
walnut turdskin
  03/03/24
Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed w...
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Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that...
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snowy twinkling uncleanness
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That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?
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DESCRIBE ur neighbor
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Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today...
razzmatazz base
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Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.
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dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off
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My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought the...
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180, love this twist.
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"my wife is white, and a sinophile"
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(Mitch McConnell)
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this thread just got like 10 times better
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dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in t...
Free-loading corner candlestick maker
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ti, oc, tcr.
flushed histrionic prole meetinghouse
  03/03/24
Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization....
Stirring translucent trump supporter main people
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Recently I was in line at the local faggy organic grocer and...
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I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It&rs...
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No wonder u don't get laid
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but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at th...
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dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only o...
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The whole thread is a work of art
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great thread
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Date: March 3rd, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: razzmatazz base

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her bike next to me and could hear them. I know for a fact my dog didn't pee on his tree so I gave him a chance to correct himself. Asked when was this and he says just now. Paused incredulously for a long second and he didn't waiver so I said "fuck you" and walked away. He goes "what! what!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459198)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:42 PM
Author: walnut turdskin

Was it a babby tree?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459639)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: razzmatazz base

Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed when she got home (she was at brunch while this happened) that our dog pees on that tree sometimes when she walks him. She went over and apologized and the guy apologized for riding up on me this morning and they laughed about how I was MAF. Looks like we're going to be friends with these idiots now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459713)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: walnut turdskin

Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that they are so delicate that a little pee will kill them? Fuck apologizing to this pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460281)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: snowy twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460513)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:20 PM
Author: bossy international law enforcement agency fanboi

That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459347)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: twisted sanctuary potus



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: razzmatazz base



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: comical magenta crackhouse legal warrant



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: learning disabled death wish



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: snowy twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460516)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:47 AM
Author: elite codepig stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460961)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: alcoholic self-centered space dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47461253)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: Talented yapping internal respiration stage

DESCRIBE ur neighbor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459353)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: razzmatazz base

Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459728)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: flushed histrionic prole meetinghouse

Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459643)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Lemon fighting casino

dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459729)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:04 PM
Author: razzmatazz base

My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought them our last box of pineapple cake from Taiwan. I refuse to go over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459736)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: glittery puce native goal in life

To be fair,

“My wife is still talking to them in Chinese”

Lmao well played

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459743)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:46 PM
Author: nubile kitchen people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459873)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: effete very tactful pit cuckold



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: sickened floppy step-uncle's house hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460700)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: elite codepig stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460964)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:57 AM
Author: Supple dilemma masturbator



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: Sooty hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47461994)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: tantric haunted graveyard resort

What? How would your wife speak Chinese? That is so fucking random lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459744)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: flushed histrionic prole meetinghouse

180, love this twist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459857)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: snowy twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460517)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: seedy soggy organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460699)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: Gay area

"my wife is white, and a sinophile"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47461266)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: coiffed pontificating plaza mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459864)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:05 PM
Author: thriller sable orchestra pit famous landscape painting

(Mitch McConnell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460594)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: flushed histrionic prole meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47461963)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: sickened floppy step-uncle's house hominid

this thread just got like 10 times better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460701)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:02 PM
Author: Free-loading corner candlestick maker

dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in the country), but it also seems like the neighbor was out of line. You should sneak out later and pee on his precious tree yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459735)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:39 PM
Author: flushed histrionic prole meetinghouse

ti, oc, tcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459858)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Stirring translucent trump supporter main people

Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459868)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Maize institution

Recently I was in line at the local faggy organic grocer and this Boomer woman was upset that I took the last almond milk carton. She glared at me and was like "excuse me but I'm older and disabled and I can't go to another store for this product". I just looked at her for a moment and said "I don't give a shit". She audibly gasped and was just frozen there as I walked away, you could tell she had never been talked to like that, probably married to some ubercuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459870)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: nubile kitchen people who are hurt

I had that happen to me once. The cunt actually grabbed the item out of my cart while I had my back turned. I made a huge scene and she gave it back and sulked away. Fucking boomers man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459878)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:49 PM
Author: dashing green address

i’m lolling thinking about this boomer coming to the very rational conclusion that “no way is this millennial shit going to make a bombastic orgy of self-righteousness SCENE to the mortification of everyone involved in any capacity over a carton of MILK” but then it turns out she stole it from—of all fucking people— tsinah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460279)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Stirring translucent trump supporter main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460443)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: snowy twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460521)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: Offensive Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460624)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: sickened floppy step-uncle's house hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460703)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: elite codepig stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460966)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: maniacal church building philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47461214)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:08 AM
Author: alcoholic self-centered space dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47461255)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: Stirring translucent trump supporter main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47461374)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:53 PM
Author: Slate swashbuckling field incel

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460284)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: mint cuck

You owe us an explanation as to why you’re buying almond milk. That’s the faggiest part of the post by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460463)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: Stirring translucent trump supporter main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460471)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: Maize institution

I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It’s for my Health or something iirc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460473)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: vivacious awkward theater stage pistol

No wonder u don't get laid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460957)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: adventurous mewling national

but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at the same time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460522)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:38 AM
Author: Odious heaven

I only let my dogs pee on street signs snd fire hydrants in people’s yards but there is one anti-Canite faggot in my neighborhood who puts a dainty foot high dog barrier fence up. He’s on a corner so has a few signs in his just on the street side of his fence. I make sure the dog deposits a healthy load on each every walk. He’s a gardener so usually is sitting there seething and I just laugh at him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460950)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:46 AM
Author: Supple dilemma masturbator

dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only on XO" vibe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47461201)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: maniacal church building philosopher-king

The whole thread is a work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47461213)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: alcoholic self-centered space dingle berry

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47461258)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: flushed histrionic prole meetinghouse

Amazing thread that started as mundane but to incredibly XOish twists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47461966)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:04 PM
Author: sickened floppy step-uncle's house hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47461972)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67



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Date: February 20th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑)



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