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Date: May 13th, 2004 10:39 AM Author: Misunderstood insane heaven time i sent him my pic for the album without listing my moniker, so he emailed me back and said hed slit my throat and cum all over it if i didnt reply with my moniker
when he used to e-kill himself when someone with worse numbers got into vandy
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Date: May 13th, 2004 10:40 AM Author: Amethyst Abnormal Sanctuary Toilet Seat The OSU episode. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#466389) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 10:41 AM Author: Misunderstood insane heaven true...specific lines/examples if possible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#466392) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 10:41 AM Author: Topaz overrated locus doctorate q: "biggest regret in life?"
stabby: "that the abortion bins in delaware weren't more steeply sloped."
the wife saga. |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 10:41 AM Author: Brindle hunting ground My wife's orbital bone.
Shattered. |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 10:42 AM Author: Topaz overrated locus doctorate see? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#466402) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 10:47 AM Author: Brindle hunting ground Spousal abuse is high comedy.
I learned this from Jackie Gleason. |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:18 PM Author: flatulent arousing kitty cat Yikes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468391) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:19 PM Author: Brindle hunting ground Coward. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468411) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:27 PM Author: Odious Cruel-hearted Immigrant Puppy sha-do-be-do-be (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468503) |
Date: May 13th, 2004 10:42 AM Author: Misunderstood insane heaven time i asked him if we was gonna fuck his wife tonight and he said "wha? its that day of the month already?!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#466405) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 10:47 AM Author: Misunderstood insane heaven time when beauty's son said to stabby "poor you, youll end up at one of those TTTs you always make fun of"
and stabby responded "I could go to Florida Costal. I still wouldn't be you. Does that help at all?"
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Date: May 13th, 2004 10:59 AM Author: Misunderstood insane heaven fotze: It's 11pm. Do you know where your wife is?
stabby: the implication that i care is mildly amusing...Dead? |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 11:37 AM Author: Misunderstood insane heaven on blue beign admitted by osu......."Admitting Blue won't lose you your accreditation...it just means the Boy Scouts won't want anything to do with you anymore..."
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:15 PM Author: Misunderstood insane heaven beauty's son on stabby : He is queer by day, hetero by night.
stabby: sorry about your life |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:16 PM Author: Brindle hunting ground That isn't funny. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468347) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:17 PM Author: Misunderstood insane heaven its funny bc hes a piece of shit and you were being mean to him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468384) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:18 PM Author: Brindle hunting ground Point taken.
But I'm mean to everyone and 93% of the people who post here are pieces of shit.
Alas, I digress. |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:20 PM Author: Misunderstood insane heaven i see................why are people so jealous of you that they wont post in this thread? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468419) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:22 PM Author: Brindle hunting ground If this is a schtick, it is a fantastic one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468432) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:27 PM Author: Misunderstood insane heaven i think so too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468508) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:18 PM Author: thirsty underhanded water buffalo Saturday's was good, but when I got the black eye, that was my favorite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468400) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:19 PM Author: Brindle hunting ground What?
Coherence, please. |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:21 PM Author: thirsty underhanded water buffalo Your "hits".
Reread. |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:23 PM Author: Brindle hunting ground I may sleep with many women, but I only beat my wife.
HTH. |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:23 PM Author: thirsty underhanded water buffalo Damn. Oh well. I have no use for you, then. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468449) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:24 PM Author: Brindle hunting ground Fetish much? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468461) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:25 PM Author: thirsty underhanded water buffalo Hardly. Was just playing on the 'women need to be beaten to learn' concept. Failed miserably. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468480) |
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Date: May 21st, 2004 11:46 AM Author: Misunderstood insane heaven stabby puttign down josephglannon in response to a shitty small-penis joke: I get it. You couldn't be funny if you were chanelling Jeffrey Ross at a Sadaam Hussien roast.
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Date: May 27th, 2004 4:28 PM Author: Misunderstood insane heaven appolonius: I'm already in hell. And I still have a pulse.
stabmaster: Did I give you permission to fuck my wife?
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Date: May 27th, 2004 4:36 PM Author: Misunderstood insane heaven stabbys snappy comeback to mr jinx: Did they void the reading comprehension section of your LSAT? Was Yale less selective back then?
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Date: May 27th, 2004 4:46 PM Author: Misunderstood insane heaven stabby: If I ever stand for the Missouri bar, just kill me.
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Date: May 27th, 2004 4:53 PM Author: Misunderstood insane heaven queen bitch: its "complications" again, i hope this helps stabby: Oddly enough it doesn't.
Does the fact that I am functionally illiterate lessen the extent to which you are a vapid slut?
Please advise.
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Date: July 26th, 2004 3:02 PM Author: Brindle hunting ground This is actually funny.
Did I say this? |
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Date: July 26th, 2004 3:04 PM Author: Misunderstood insane heaven yes, youre not as stale as blue, who i had to insert made-up jokes for (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1053740) |
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Date: May 27th, 2004 5:03 PM Author: Misunderstood insane heaven ponky: you didn't even spell half the names right...way to go
stabby:: i'm sorry, you exist why? |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 1:15 PM Author: violet adventurous hell son of senegal this one rocks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2206722) |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 1:17 PM Author: Misunderstood insane heaven ahah yeh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2206735) |
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Date: March 6th, 2005 10:22 PM Author: flushed bipolar tanning salon It's funny how it was replied to like a year later. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2272014) |
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Date: July 26th, 2004 3:00 PM Author: Misunderstood insane heaven chicky: youre all talk,stabby, all talk
stabby: No, I'm 87% talk, 6% wild hand gestures and 7% cunnilingus.
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Date: November 19th, 2004 8:39 PM Author: Misunderstood insane heaven haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1676621) |
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Date: November 19th, 2004 8:46 PM Author: Contagious opaque trump supporter fantastic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1676664) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 3:59 PM Author: Irradiated carnelian center personal credit line awesome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368405) |
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Date: July 26th, 2004 3:01 PM Author: Light passionate menage corn cake this is sad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1053716) |
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Date: July 26th, 2004 3:03 PM Author: Misunderstood insane heaven maybe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1053730) |
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Date: July 26th, 2004 3:05 PM Author: Brindle hunting ground Correct. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1053754) |
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Date: July 26th, 2004 3:07 PM Author: Misunderstood insane heaven so you want me to edit everything out? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1053766) |
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Date: July 26th, 2004 3:10 PM Author: Brindle hunting ground No.
I enjoy the attention. |
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Date: July 26th, 2004 3:12 PM Author: Misunderstood insane heaven ok, just checking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1053821) |
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Date: November 19th, 2004 8:36 PM Author: Misunderstood insane heaven need more (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1676607) |
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Date: December 15th, 2004 1:07 PM Author: Misunderstood insane heaven "they hate women, black people, gay people, the poor, women"
stabby:I don't hate gays or blacks. I do hate women. Twice.
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Date: December 15th, 2004 1:53 PM Author: excitant black kitchen psychic This thread rules. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1795760) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2005 9:25 PM Author: Misunderstood insane heaven stabby: "Broads are an expensive habit." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1982880) |
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Date: February 12th, 2005 9:45 PM Author: Misunderstood insane heaven Amazing http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=135617&mc=15&forum_id=2 |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 4:18 AM Author: Misunderstood insane heaven Subject: in "worse job: gyno at bryn-mawr or stabby's shrink?" thread Date: May 20th, 2004 3:53 PM Author: StabbyMcLawyer
I'm pretty crazy but, I still think being my shrink is a better gig...
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Date: May 20th, 2004 3:54 PM Author: foodsnob
What would the relative pros and cons be of the gyne job?
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Date: May 20th, 2004 3:57 PM Author: StabbyMcLawyer
Other than wadding through heaping mounds of untrimmed pubic hair to discover an unclean vagina torn agape by years of lesbian fisting, it would be great.
The Bryn Mawr job would suck too...
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Date: February 14th, 2005 2:34 PM Author: narrow-minded home round eye I don't think this makes the cut. It would have if foodsnob's post had read, "What would be the relative pros and cons of each job?" As it stands it's forced. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2129628) |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 1:08 PM Author: Misunderstood insane heaven Author: sunshinecity
How is it that some people actually seek out pity?
(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=140900#2202456)
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Date: February 24th, 2005 7:48 PM Author: StabbyMcLawyer (http://www.whomikejones.com/)
Um, they're called women, and no one knows. |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 1:12 PM Author: cream point No quotes, just a fond, sweet memory.
Stabby whispered sweet nothings into my ear and then fucked me ravenously like the animal he is. |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 1:13 PM Author: Misunderstood insane heaven sweet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2206706) |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 1:17 PM Author: Misunderstood insane heaven Author: Ricky_Ricardo
If I were you, I'd put "sense of humor" at the top of my grocery list.
(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=140942#2202997)
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Date: February 24th, 2005 9:23 PM Author: JDK
I've got one. It's just developed beyond the pre-teen level.
(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=140942#2203007)
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Date: February 24th, 2005 9:24 PM Author: StabbyMcLawyer (http://www.whomikejones.com/)
So you're saying you watch "Everybody Loves Raymond" and enjoy the wry wit of Dave Barry?
Nice life. |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 1:24 PM Author: Misunderstood insane heaven http://www.lawschooldiscussion.org/prelaw/index.php?topic=26150.msg381524;topicseen#msg381524;boardseen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2206793) |
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Date: March 6th, 2005 10:01 PM Author: 180 travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2271845) |
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Date: March 11th, 2005 2:48 AM Author: Histrionic Pale Whorehouse Laser Beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2306377) |
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Date: March 11th, 2005 2:49 AM Author: Plum National Good bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2306389) |
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Date: March 11th, 2005 3:18 AM Author: mischievous locale karate Hey, I've got one. Remember when Stabby was rejected from Ohio State? That was great! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2306530) |
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Date: April 21st, 2005 7:32 PM Author: Contagious opaque trump supporter Stabby = unrivalled greatness. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2607385) |
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Date: May 7th, 2005 3:37 AM Author: sickened theater stage factory reset button bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2721229) |
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Date: May 7th, 2005 3:38 AM Author: honey-headed soul-stirring nibblets stabby = one of the best posters ever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2721238) |
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Date: May 7th, 2005 3:47 AM Author: sickened theater stage factory reset button indeed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2721289) |
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Date: September 5th, 2005 2:37 PM Author: wonderful forum I thought he was my hero, but the fact that he deigned to post on LSD is more than disturbing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#3751057) |
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Date: September 5th, 2005 2:56 PM Author: Flickering site persian There was a couple week period when many posters went to LSD to destroy their souls and will, especially when they began shit-talking this board. Nothing to be ashamed of. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#3751152) |
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Date: September 5th, 2005 2:57 PM Author: wonderful forum It's like God all of the sudden deciding to take on human form to walk amongst the lowliest of us.
Oh, crap, wait: that whole Jesus thing.
Never mind. |
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Date: March 13th, 2006 8:57 AM Author: purple racy business firm bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#5324867) |
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Date: March 13th, 2006 8:58 AM Author: godawful national security agency thank you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#5324871) |
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Date: March 13th, 2006 9:07 AM Author: Brilliant learning disabled parlor Man, he used to be funny. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#5324889) |
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Date: March 13th, 2006 9:10 AM Author: citrine abusive queen of the night regret Yup. And that's just the XO Stabby, for the most part. His PR days were even better in many regards. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#5324893) |
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Date: March 13th, 2006 9:19 AM Author: Brilliant learning disabled parlor When did his funny bone wither away? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#5324912) |
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Date: March 13th, 2006 9:32 AM Author: citrine abusive queen of the night regret About the time he realized that he was going to get real job offers from real firms. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#5324933) |
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Date: March 13th, 2006 10:36 AM Author: chocolate box office police squad So what happened to us, then? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#5325098) |
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Date: March 13th, 2006 11:06 AM Author: citrine abusive queen of the night regret Drugs?
Or maybe we just weren't that funny to begin with. |
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Date: July 11th, 2006 6:41 PM Author: Brilliant learning disabled parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#6188724) |
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Date: December 13th, 2006 2:19 AM Author: chartreuse vengeful cuckold elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#7208734) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2007 7:04 PM Author: crystalline hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#7703577) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 2:24 PM Author: galvanic outnumbered set Oddly enough, I found this more amusing than IBANKING PWNS LAW and WGWAG. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8367938) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 3:53 PM Author: peach cowardly half-breed senate woe that the mighty have fallen since PR days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368369) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 3:54 PM Author: Exhilarant yapping gunner Most of the shit in this thread isn't really very funny.
But I'm sure stabby had his moments...*looks away* *tugs at collar* |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 3:57 PM Author: peach cowardly half-breed senate did you get a job at Bryan Cave? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368392) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 3:57 PM Author: Exhilarant yapping gunner Ding! Fag. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368396) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:00 PM Author: Comical zombie-like gas station oh, BIGSAINTLOUISLAW. :-P (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368409) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:04 PM Author: peach cowardly half-breed senate he probably gets Rams season tix or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368428) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:05 PM Author: Comical zombie-like gas station that still wouldn't dull the pain of being stuck in st. louis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368431) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:11 PM Author: peach cowardly half-breed senate NOLA< Cleveland < Detroit < STL < Newark (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368448) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:12 PM Author: Irradiated carnelian center personal credit line flip cleveland and detroit and titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368452) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:13 PM Author: Exhilarant yapping gunner Detroit<NOLA<Newark<Cleveland<STL
But close enough. They all suck. |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:15 PM Author: Comical zombie-like gas station yeah, that's the long and short of it, they all suck. i'm biased against st. louis, though, because i've never had to put up with living any of the other places. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368462) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:16 PM Author: peach cowardly half-breed senate the people are rather obnoxious and provincial there aren't they? they are very insecure about the fact that their city has been reduced to a forgotten TTT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368472) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:17 PM Author: Comical zombie-like gas station that's so true. it's so insular there...they distrust anyone who is not from there, and have such a chip on their shoulder about real cities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368474) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:25 PM Author: peach cowardly half-breed senate its strange indeed, like no other American city, and i've been to almost all of them.
my ex-gf is from there. some of her friends were incredulous that she went to college at UC-Santa Cruz and contemplated a life on the west coast rather than as a knocked-up ex-catholic school girl with a cardinals fetish. |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:29 PM Author: Comical zombie-like gas station amen. i had never spent much time there until law school, and it's so weird. everyone's all grown up, still asking each other where they went to high school, and making snap judgments based on that.
st. louisans can't understand why people leave...but despite efforts to "revitalize", it's a dead town. i can't understand why people stay. |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:03 PM Author: impressive love of her life abode Must of been "If you had been there it would be funny" type of thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368421) |