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Date: May 13th, 2004 10:39 AM Author: obsidian address time i sent him my pic for the album without listing my moniker, so he emailed me back and said hed slit my throat and cum all over it if i didnt reply with my moniker
when he used to e-kill himself when someone with worse numbers got into vandy
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Date: May 13th, 2004 10:40 AM Author: insane lilac locale The OSU episode. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#466389) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 10:41 AM Author: obsidian address true...specific lines/examples if possible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#466392) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 10:41 AM Author: misunderstood area q: "biggest regret in life?"
stabby: "that the abortion bins in delaware weren't more steeply sloped."
the wife saga. |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 10:41 AM Author: Mind-boggling buck-toothed den faggot firefighter My wife's orbital bone.
Shattered. |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 10:42 AM Author: misunderstood area see? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#466402) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 10:47 AM Author: Mind-boggling buck-toothed den faggot firefighter Spousal abuse is high comedy.
I learned this from Jackie Gleason. |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:18 PM Author: doobsian lime mood indian lodge Yikes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468391) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:19 PM Author: Mind-boggling buck-toothed den faggot firefighter Coward. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468411) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:27 PM Author: Primrose chapel sha-do-be-do-be (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468503) |
Date: May 13th, 2004 10:42 AM Author: obsidian address time i asked him if we was gonna fuck his wife tonight and he said "wha? its that day of the month already?!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#466405) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 10:47 AM Author: obsidian address time when beauty's son said to stabby "poor you, youll end up at one of those TTTs you always make fun of"
and stabby responded "I could go to Florida Costal. I still wouldn't be you. Does that help at all?"
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Date: May 13th, 2004 10:59 AM Author: obsidian address fotze: It's 11pm. Do you know where your wife is?
stabby: the implication that i care is mildly amusing...Dead? |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 11:37 AM Author: obsidian address on blue beign admitted by osu......."Admitting Blue won't lose you your accreditation...it just means the Boy Scouts won't want anything to do with you anymore..."
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:15 PM Author: obsidian address beauty's son on stabby : He is queer by day, hetero by night.
stabby: sorry about your life |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:16 PM Author: Mind-boggling buck-toothed den faggot firefighter That isn't funny. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468347) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:17 PM Author: obsidian address its funny bc hes a piece of shit and you were being mean to him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468384) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:18 PM Author: Mind-boggling buck-toothed den faggot firefighter Point taken.
But I'm mean to everyone and 93% of the people who post here are pieces of shit.
Alas, I digress. |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:20 PM Author: obsidian address i see................why are people so jealous of you that they wont post in this thread? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468419) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:22 PM Author: Mind-boggling buck-toothed den faggot firefighter If this is a schtick, it is a fantastic one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468432) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:27 PM Author: obsidian address i think so too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468508) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:18 PM Author: marvelous crotch nursing home Saturday's was good, but when I got the black eye, that was my favorite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468400) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:19 PM Author: Mind-boggling buck-toothed den faggot firefighter What?
Coherence, please. |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:21 PM Author: marvelous crotch nursing home Your "hits".
Reread. |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:23 PM Author: Mind-boggling buck-toothed den faggot firefighter I may sleep with many women, but I only beat my wife.
HTH. |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:23 PM Author: marvelous crotch nursing home Damn. Oh well. I have no use for you, then. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468449) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:24 PM Author: Mind-boggling buck-toothed den faggot firefighter Fetish much? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468461) |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:25 PM Author: marvelous crotch nursing home Hardly. Was just playing on the 'women need to be beaten to learn' concept. Failed miserably. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#468480) |
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Date: May 21st, 2004 11:46 AM Author: obsidian address stabby puttign down josephglannon in response to a shitty small-penis joke: I get it. You couldn't be funny if you were chanelling Jeffrey Ross at a Sadaam Hussien roast.
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Date: May 27th, 2004 4:28 PM Author: obsidian address appolonius: I'm already in hell. And I still have a pulse.
stabmaster: Did I give you permission to fuck my wife?
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Date: May 27th, 2004 4:36 PM Author: obsidian address stabbys snappy comeback to mr jinx: Did they void the reading comprehension section of your LSAT? Was Yale less selective back then?
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Date: May 27th, 2004 4:46 PM Author: obsidian address stabby: If I ever stand for the Missouri bar, just kill me.
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Date: May 27th, 2004 4:53 PM Author: obsidian address queen bitch: its "complications" again, i hope this helps stabby: Oddly enough it doesn't.
Does the fact that I am functionally illiterate lessen the extent to which you are a vapid slut?
Please advise.
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Date: July 26th, 2004 3:02 PM Author: Mind-boggling buck-toothed den faggot firefighter This is actually funny.
Did I say this? |
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Date: July 26th, 2004 3:04 PM Author: obsidian address yes, youre not as stale as blue, who i had to insert made-up jokes for (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1053740) |
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Date: May 27th, 2004 5:03 PM Author: obsidian address ponky: you didn't even spell half the names right...way to go
stabby:: i'm sorry, you exist why? |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 1:15 PM Author: Orange office this one rocks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2206722) |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 1:17 PM Author: obsidian address ahah yeh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2206735) |
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Date: March 6th, 2005 10:22 PM Author: Unholy Twinkling Gaping Jewess It's funny how it was replied to like a year later. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2272014) |
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Date: July 26th, 2004 3:00 PM Author: obsidian address chicky: youre all talk,stabby, all talk
stabby: No, I'm 87% talk, 6% wild hand gestures and 7% cunnilingus.
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Date: November 19th, 2004 8:39 PM Author: obsidian address haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1676621) |
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Date: November 19th, 2004 8:46 PM Author: Rambunctious center hissy fit fantastic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1676664) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 3:59 PM Author: nudist deranged corn cake legend awesome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368405) |
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Date: July 26th, 2004 3:01 PM Author: glittery white dilemma preventive strike this is sad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1053716) |
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Date: July 26th, 2004 3:03 PM Author: obsidian address maybe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1053730) |
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Date: July 26th, 2004 3:05 PM Author: Mind-boggling buck-toothed den faggot firefighter Correct. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1053754) |
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Date: July 26th, 2004 3:07 PM Author: obsidian address so you want me to edit everything out? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1053766) |
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Date: July 26th, 2004 3:10 PM Author: Mind-boggling buck-toothed den faggot firefighter No.
I enjoy the attention. |
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Date: July 26th, 2004 3:12 PM Author: obsidian address ok, just checking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1053821) |
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Date: November 19th, 2004 8:36 PM Author: obsidian address need more (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1676607) |
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Date: December 15th, 2004 1:07 PM Author: obsidian address "they hate women, black people, gay people, the poor, women"
stabby:I don't hate gays or blacks. I do hate women. Twice.
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Date: December 15th, 2004 1:53 PM Author: Wine therapy This thread rules. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1795760) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2005 9:25 PM Author: obsidian address stabby: "Broads are an expensive habit." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#1982880) |
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Date: February 12th, 2005 9:45 PM Author: obsidian address Amazing http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=135617&mc=15&forum_id=2 |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 4:18 AM Author: obsidian address Subject: in "worse job: gyno at bryn-mawr or stabby's shrink?" thread Date: May 20th, 2004 3:53 PM Author: StabbyMcLawyer
I'm pretty crazy but, I still think being my shrink is a better gig...
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Date: May 20th, 2004 3:54 PM Author: foodsnob
What would the relative pros and cons be of the gyne job?
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Date: May 20th, 2004 3:57 PM Author: StabbyMcLawyer
Other than wadding through heaping mounds of untrimmed pubic hair to discover an unclean vagina torn agape by years of lesbian fisting, it would be great.
The Bryn Mawr job would suck too...
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Date: February 14th, 2005 2:34 PM Author: Unhinged charcoal dragon I don't think this makes the cut. It would have if foodsnob's post had read, "What would be the relative pros and cons of each job?" As it stands it's forced. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2129628) |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 1:08 PM Author: obsidian address Author: sunshinecity
How is it that some people actually seek out pity?
(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=140900#2202456)
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Date: February 24th, 2005 7:48 PM Author: StabbyMcLawyer (http://www.whomikejones.com/)
Um, they're called women, and no one knows. |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 1:12 PM Author: impertinent bipolar theatre headpube No quotes, just a fond, sweet memory.
Stabby whispered sweet nothings into my ear and then fucked me ravenously like the animal he is. |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 1:13 PM Author: obsidian address sweet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2206706) |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 1:17 PM Author: obsidian address Author: Ricky_Ricardo
If I were you, I'd put "sense of humor" at the top of my grocery list.
(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=140942#2202997)
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Date: February 24th, 2005 9:23 PM Author: JDK
I've got one. It's just developed beyond the pre-teen level.
(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=140942#2203007)
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Date: February 24th, 2005 9:24 PM Author: StabbyMcLawyer (http://www.whomikejones.com/)
So you're saying you watch "Everybody Loves Raymond" and enjoy the wry wit of Dave Barry?
Nice life. |
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Date: February 25th, 2005 1:24 PM Author: obsidian address http://www.lawschooldiscussion.org/prelaw/index.php?topic=26150.msg381524;topicseen#msg381524;boardseen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2206793) |
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Date: March 6th, 2005 10:01 PM Author: stimulating frisky trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2271845) |
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Date: March 11th, 2005 2:48 AM Author: Chest-beating field round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2306377) |
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Date: March 11th, 2005 2:49 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle underhanded set water buffalo Good bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2306389) |
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Date: March 11th, 2005 3:18 AM Author: heady native chad Hey, I've got one. Remember when Stabby was rejected from Ohio State? That was great! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2306530) |
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Date: April 21st, 2005 7:32 PM Author: Rambunctious center hissy fit Stabby = unrivalled greatness. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2607385) |
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Date: May 7th, 2005 3:37 AM Author: indigo cocky feces bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2721229) |
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Date: May 7th, 2005 3:38 AM Author: exhilarant black woman stabby = one of the best posters ever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2721238) |
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Date: May 7th, 2005 3:47 AM Author: indigo cocky feces indeed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#2721289) |
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Date: September 5th, 2005 2:37 PM Author: Red national security agency athletic conference I thought he was my hero, but the fact that he deigned to post on LSD is more than disturbing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#3751057) |
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Date: September 5th, 2005 2:56 PM Author: Cheese-eating Slimy Space Knife There was a couple week period when many posters went to LSD to destroy their souls and will, especially when they began shit-talking this board. Nothing to be ashamed of. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#3751152) |
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Date: September 5th, 2005 2:57 PM Author: Red national security agency athletic conference It's like God all of the sudden deciding to take on human form to walk amongst the lowliest of us.
Oh, crap, wait: that whole Jesus thing.
Never mind. |
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Date: March 13th, 2006 8:57 AM Author: Abnormal Corner Antidepressant Drug bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#5324867) |
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Date: March 13th, 2006 8:58 AM Author: galvanic bisexual house ladyboy thank you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#5324871) |
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Date: March 13th, 2006 9:07 AM Author: charismatic flirting lay macaca Man, he used to be funny. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#5324889) |
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Date: March 13th, 2006 9:10 AM Author: Concupiscible lodge Yup. And that's just the XO Stabby, for the most part. His PR days were even better in many regards. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#5324893) |
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Date: March 13th, 2006 9:19 AM Author: charismatic flirting lay macaca When did his funny bone wither away? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#5324912) |
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Date: March 13th, 2006 9:32 AM Author: Concupiscible lodge About the time he realized that he was going to get real job offers from real firms. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#5324933) |
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Date: March 13th, 2006 10:36 AM Author: comical partner So what happened to us, then? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#5325098) |
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Date: March 13th, 2006 11:06 AM Author: Concupiscible lodge Drugs?
Or maybe we just weren't that funny to begin with. |
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Date: July 11th, 2006 6:41 PM Author: charismatic flirting lay macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#6188724) |
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Date: December 13th, 2006 2:19 AM Author: Rose bat-shit-crazy gas station mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#7208734) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2007 7:04 PM Author: aphrodisiac disrespectful hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#7703577) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 2:24 PM Author: swashbuckling church building Oddly enough, I found this more amusing than IBANKING PWNS LAW and WGWAG. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8367938) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 3:53 PM Author: confused ocher menage woe that the mighty have fallen since PR days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368369) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 3:54 PM Author: bearded blathering mad-dog skullcap Most of the shit in this thread isn't really very funny.
But I'm sure stabby had his moments...*looks away* *tugs at collar* |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 3:57 PM Author: confused ocher menage did you get a job at Bryan Cave? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368392) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 3:57 PM Author: bearded blathering mad-dog skullcap Ding! Fag. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368396) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:00 PM Author: Violent stage yarmulke oh, BIGSAINTLOUISLAW. :-P (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368409) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:04 PM Author: confused ocher menage he probably gets Rams season tix or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368428) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:05 PM Author: Violent stage yarmulke that still wouldn't dull the pain of being stuck in st. louis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368431) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:11 PM Author: confused ocher menage NOLA< Cleveland < Detroit < STL < Newark (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368448) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:12 PM Author: nudist deranged corn cake legend flip cleveland and detroit and titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368452) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:13 PM Author: bearded blathering mad-dog skullcap Detroit<NOLA<Newark<Cleveland<STL
But close enough. They all suck. |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:15 PM Author: Violent stage yarmulke yeah, that's the long and short of it, they all suck. i'm biased against st. louis, though, because i've never had to put up with living any of the other places. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368462) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:16 PM Author: confused ocher menage the people are rather obnoxious and provincial there aren't they? they are very insecure about the fact that their city has been reduced to a forgotten TTT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368472) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:17 PM Author: Violent stage yarmulke that's so true. it's so insular there...they distrust anyone who is not from there, and have such a chip on their shoulder about real cities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368474) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:25 PM Author: confused ocher menage its strange indeed, like no other American city, and i've been to almost all of them.
my ex-gf is from there. some of her friends were incredulous that she went to college at UC-Santa Cruz and contemplated a life on the west coast rather than as a knocked-up ex-catholic school girl with a cardinals fetish. |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:29 PM Author: Violent stage yarmulke amen. i had never spent much time there until law school, and it's so weird. everyone's all grown up, still asking each other where they went to high school, and making snap judgments based on that.
st. louisans can't understand why people leave...but despite efforts to "revitalize", it's a dead town. i can't understand why people stay. |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:03 PM Author: nighttime double fault rehab Must of been "If you had been there it would be funny" type of thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368421) |