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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: Chest-beating translucent theatre

pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply.

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: twisted mustard center preventive strike



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: rambunctious sex offender bawdyhouse



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM
Author: titillating sound barrier



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: Overrated clown field



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM
Author: racy address

CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS

AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43763042)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Avocado Incel



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Comical ruby pisswyrm

“ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ”

such a nice line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43763135)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: pearly ape nibblets



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: hyperventilating supple prole

"The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."

how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764142)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: Filthy anal corner skinny woman

"mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever

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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: wonderful main people dilemma

it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#46020130)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: Thriller Garrison



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: French black woman



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: pearly ape nibblets

On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43763164)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone giraffe



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: deranged fuchsia parlor



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM
Author: fishy quadroon

Pop smoke is dead

Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43763214)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: Chest-beating translucent theatre

This is what brings him back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764127)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: rambunctious sex offender bawdyhouse

He's all about Makin' It Rain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764129)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: Chest-beating translucent theatre

it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764141)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: rambunctious sex offender bawdyhouse

Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764304)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: pearly ape nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764832)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43766439)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: wonderful main people dilemma



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: bisexual dopamine famous landscape painting



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:16 PM
Author: Pungent Pearl Piazza Boltzmann



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Kenneth Play



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Pungent Pearl Piazza Boltzmann



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: deep legend locale



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: hyperventilating supple prole



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone giraffe



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Comical ruby pisswyrm



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:51 AM
Author: talented half-breed trump supporter



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: emerald jewess



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM
Author: nudist smoky principal's office therapy

why would a litigator go to a transactional cle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43766894)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: navy mental disorder

Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"

"I am, Woo."

"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.

"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.

"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43767018)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:54 PM
Author: Blathering heaven sneaky criminal



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:58 PM
Author: Wine theater



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: violent dashing point

lmao

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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:53 PM
Author: arousing green stage marketing idea



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Comical ruby pisswyrm



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM
Author: Thriller Garrison



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: bull headed fragrant sanctuary

*dreams of a midlevel litigation associate*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43767925)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone giraffe



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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: Pungent Pearl Piazza Boltzmann



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:34 AM
Author: Chest-beating translucent theatre



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: bisexual dopamine famous landscape painting



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Date: March 7th, 2023 1:36 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring reading party



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring reading party



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: wonderful main people dilemma

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Date: May 15th, 2024 9:52 PM
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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:07 PM
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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Gaynigger from Outer Space

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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Everybody needs a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#49354908)