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Poll: Is receiving a handjob considered cheating?

I was thinking of getting a FBSM with a happy ending. Would...
lavender slap-happy senate
  06/28/04
It's all part of the massage, right? So, clearly it's not c...
saffron national security agency
  06/28/04
thanks. that's what i thought, but i feel better now that i...
lavender slap-happy senate
  06/28/04
Where does the spunk go?
ocher new version
  06/28/04
Objection.
saffron national security agency
  06/28/04
Overruled.
ocher new version
  06/28/04
You can't overrule.
saffron national security agency
  06/28/04
Yes I can.
ocher new version
  06/28/04
No you can't.
saffron national security agency
  06/28/04
I'll allow it.
ocher new version
  06/28/04
Thank you.
saffron national security agency
  06/28/04
I mean I'm allowing me to overrule.
ocher new version
  06/28/04
probably on my stomach or her tits, or both. does that make...
lavender slap-happy senate
  06/28/04
IMO, yes. Your stomach is ok, her tits...less so, but still...
ocher new version
  06/28/04
how about the ass? is that somewhere in between my stomach ...
lavender slap-happy senate
  06/28/04
probably not, go for the eye.
ocher new version
  06/28/04
Even if it ended up in her mouth, it doesn't make any differ...
saffron national security agency
  06/28/04
swallowing is a more intimate action.
ocher new version
  06/28/04
If you finished in her mouth, that would be pretty intimate....
saffron national security agency
  06/28/04
Only if you tell her that you love her.
federal station
  06/28/04
I promise to keep the encounter purely professional.
lavender slap-happy senate
  06/28/04
FBSM?
mahogany hell macaca
  06/28/04
Full Body Sensual Massage.
lavender slap-happy senate
  06/28/04
Fairly Benign Sensuous Massage
federal station
  06/28/04
I don't understand the point of a handjob when she's got a p...
navy gaping
  06/28/04
Correct. Women give lousy handjobs.
Sienna main people reading party
  06/28/04
blowjobs are cheating.
ocher new version
  06/28/04
I guess an interesting argument could be made that hand jobs...
Orange Talking Temple Marketing Idea
  06/28/04
only reason its not cheating in this case is bc its part of ...
Bearded chrome garrison rigpig
  06/28/04
yes, technically she was massaging the penis.
ocher new version
  06/28/04
yeh
Bearded chrome garrison rigpig
  06/28/04
I think handjobs are too. And most handjobs suck. If you'r...
navy gaping
  06/28/04
A swirly?
Fluffy embarrassed to the bone factory reset button forum
  06/28/04
I am weary of diseases. I'm a good guy. I wouldn't want to...
lavender slap-happy senate
  06/28/04
From getting a blow job? The chances are zero in one billion...
navy gaping
  06/28/04
Herpes?
mahogany hell macaca
  06/28/04
Yes.
navy gaping
  06/28/04
Not true. You can easily contact herpes or gonorhea through...
lavender slap-happy senate
  06/28/04
I know. But you know what I mean. We'd all be screwed if...
navy gaping
  06/28/04
I don't get handjobs either. If you do it yourself, not only...
mahogany hell macaca
  06/28/04
think: warm oil, simulated sex, DD tits in your face, finish...
lavender slap-happy senate
  06/28/04
Ok. Bon apetit!
mahogany hell macaca
  06/28/04
Alright sweet. So the general consensus is that it is not c...
lavender slap-happy senate
  06/28/04
Note that only guys have said it wasn't cheating. Women wou...
Swashbuckling school pistol
  06/28/04
sounds like a nice setup....not only do you get to get off n...
Bearded chrome garrison rigpig
  06/28/04
correct. you pay for the memory as much as the experience i...
lavender slap-happy senate
  06/28/04
what the fuck is going on? this is clearly cheating. not o...
Smoky Razzle-dazzle Trailer Park
  06/28/04
she's not a hooker. she does not offer those services and n...
lavender slap-happy senate
  06/28/04
don't be so naive.
Smoky Razzle-dazzle Trailer Park
  06/28/04
does she do anything similar for women? I've had a massage w...
shimmering narrow-minded dragon theater
  06/28/04
yeah. same services with women but without the handjob of c...
lavender slap-happy senate
  06/28/04
i meant in place of the handjob.
shimmering narrow-minded dragon theater
  06/28/04
probably, but I'm not sure.
lavender slap-happy senate
  06/28/04
Did you go to the Clinton book signing on Saturday? I thoug...
lavender slap-happy senate
  06/28/04
didn't get up in time...had a late dinner on friday. i hear...
Smoky Razzle-dazzle Trailer Park
  06/28/04
he's coming to sf this week. they started giving out numbers...
shimmering narrow-minded dragon theater
  06/28/04
yes. I actually scouted the place on Friday night at about ...
lavender slap-happy senate
  06/28/04
figures that a clinton fan wouldnt consider this cheating ...
glassy heaven weed whacker
  06/28/04
I'm not really a hardcore Clintonite. My dad was a big supp...
lavender slap-happy senate
  06/28/04
so all of the guys who don't think this nastiness qualifies ...
Smoky Razzle-dazzle Trailer Park
  06/28/04
Yes, we all don't think that this qualifies as cheating. We ...
federal station
  06/28/04
um, not sure i understand what you're saying - i didn't say ...
Smoky Razzle-dazzle Trailer Park
  06/28/04
I hope you realize that this thread was merely elaborate fla...
lavender slap-happy senate
  06/28/04
well, count me as taken in by your gambit. pretty involved ...
Smoky Razzle-dazzle Trailer Park
  06/28/04


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Date: June 28th, 2004 1:02 PM
Author: lavender slap-happy senate

I was thinking of getting a FBSM with a happy ending. Would you consider this cheating on your spouse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830024)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:05 PM
Author: saffron national security agency

It's all part of the massage, right? So, clearly it's not cheating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830049)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:06 PM
Author: lavender slap-happy senate

thanks. that's what i thought, but i feel better now that i've heard it from someone else. the massage is strictly for therapeutic purposes, obviously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830063)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:08 PM
Author: ocher new version

Where does the spunk go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830078)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:09 PM
Author: saffron national security agency

Objection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830084)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:10 PM
Author: ocher new version

Overruled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830094)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:11 PM
Author: saffron national security agency

You can't overrule.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830108)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:11 PM
Author: ocher new version

Yes I can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830116)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:13 PM
Author: saffron national security agency

No you can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830129)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:14 PM
Author: ocher new version

I'll allow it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830139)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:15 PM
Author: saffron national security agency

Thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830156)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:17 PM
Author: ocher new version

I mean I'm allowing me to overrule.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830167)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:09 PM
Author: lavender slap-happy senate

probably on my stomach or her tits, or both. does that make any difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830088)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:10 PM
Author: ocher new version

IMO, yes. Your stomach is ok, her tits...less so, but still passable. But if she swallows, somehow I consider it cheating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830098)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:12 PM
Author: lavender slap-happy senate

how about the ass? is that somewhere in between my stomach and her tits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830123)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:13 PM
Author: ocher new version

probably not, go for the eye.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830128)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:10 PM
Author: saffron national security agency

Even if it ended up in her mouth, it doesn't make any difference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830102)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:11 PM
Author: ocher new version

swallowing is a more intimate action.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830110)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:13 PM
Author: saffron national security agency

If you finished in her mouth, that would be pretty intimate. However, if you finished and she then licked it all up, that's much less intimate. At that point, she's just doing housework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830125)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:08 PM
Author: federal station

Only if you tell her that you love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830079)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:10 PM
Author: lavender slap-happy senate

I promise to keep the encounter purely professional.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830097)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:09 PM
Author: mahogany hell macaca

FBSM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830090)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:11 PM
Author: lavender slap-happy senate

Full Body Sensual Massage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830112)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:11 PM
Author: federal station

Fairly Benign Sensuous Massage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830117)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:10 PM
Author: navy gaping

I don't understand the point of a handjob when she's got a perfectly warm mouth. I can reach my penis with my own hand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830096)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:10 PM
Author: Sienna main people reading party

Correct.

Women give lousy handjobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830100)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:11 PM
Author: ocher new version

blowjobs are cheating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830103)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:12 PM
Author: Orange Talking Temple Marketing Idea

I guess an interesting argument could be made that hand jobs are the only form of sexual contact that isn't cheating. After all, you need another person for a kiss, a BJ or sex. But you don't need another person for a hand job, right? Therefore, if its not cheating when you do it to yourself, is it REALLY cheating when someone helps you out?

Yeah, that's a pretty weak argument.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830122)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:14 PM
Author: Bearded chrome garrison rigpig

only reason its not cheating in this case is bc its part of a massage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830136)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:15 PM
Author: ocher new version

yes, technically she was massaging the penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830146)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:15 PM
Author: Bearded chrome garrison rigpig

yeh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830148)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:14 PM
Author: navy gaping

I think handjobs are too. And most handjobs suck. If you're going to have another woman get you off, it might as well be because she gave you a swirly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830142)





Date: June 28th, 2004 2:03 PM
Author: Fluffy embarrassed to the bone factory reset button forum

A swirly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830603)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:11 PM
Author: lavender slap-happy senate

I am weary of diseases. I'm a good guy. I wouldn't want to pass anything on to my SO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830107)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:13 PM
Author: navy gaping

From getting a blow job? The chances are zero in one billion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830127)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:13 PM
Author: mahogany hell macaca

Herpes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830133)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:15 PM
Author: navy gaping

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830149)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:15 PM
Author: lavender slap-happy senate

Not true. You can easily contact herpes or gonorhea through oral sex. And yes, a woman can have gonorhea in her mouth, especially if she is an experienced sex worker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830155)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:27 PM
Author: navy gaping

I know.

But you know what I mean. We'd all be screwed if there was a decent chance that you'd get herpes from a blow job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830246)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:11 PM
Author: mahogany hell macaca

I don't get handjobs either. If you do it yourself, not only is it free but you can do it much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830111)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:14 PM
Author: lavender slap-happy senate

think: warm oil, simulated sex, DD tits in your face, finish russian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830140)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:16 PM
Author: mahogany hell macaca

Ok.

Bon apetit!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830159)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:23 PM
Author: lavender slap-happy senate

Alright sweet. So the general consensus is that it is not cheating. I'm saving this thread as evidence in case my wife ever finds out that I received the massage.

The deal is pretty sweet I've got worked out. The massage starts out in a hottub in the woman's backyard where we "get to know each other" for awhile (30 min). Then we move to the massage table. 30 minutes of deep tissue (she's a CMT), followed by 30 minutes of FBSM for $150. I'm treating myself with the law school deposit refund I received this weekend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830212)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:25 PM
Author: Swashbuckling school pistol

Note that only guys have said it wasn't cheating. Women would probably disagree. I know I do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830222)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:29 PM
Author: Bearded chrome garrison rigpig

sounds like a nice setup....not only do you get to get off now, but you can prolly get a few months of good whacking thinking about/remembering it, as opposed to bu bulletin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830258)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:39 PM
Author: lavender slap-happy senate

correct. you pay for the memory as much as the experience itself. same with a strip club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830370)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:25 PM
Author: Smoky Razzle-dazzle Trailer Park

what the fuck is going on? this is clearly cheating. not only that, but it's disgusting to boot. if you really want the massage, get it, but i'd stay 50 feet away from a hooker's hot tub.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830228)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:27 PM
Author: lavender slap-happy senate

she's not a hooker. she does not offer those services and never has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830244)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:28 PM
Author: Smoky Razzle-dazzle Trailer Park

don't be so naive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830251)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:30 PM
Author: shimmering narrow-minded dragon theater

does she do anything similar for women? I've had a massage where the guy massaged my breasts. A little different but clearly similar issues there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830265)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:30 PM
Author: lavender slap-happy senate

yeah. same services with women but without the handjob of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830276)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:32 PM
Author: shimmering narrow-minded dragon theater

i meant in place of the handjob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830289)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:35 PM
Author: lavender slap-happy senate

probably, but I'm not sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830323)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:29 PM
Author: lavender slap-happy senate

Did you go to the Clinton book signing on Saturday? I thought you were one of the people who were planning on going?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830255)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:29 PM
Author: Smoky Razzle-dazzle Trailer Park

didn't get up in time...had a late dinner on friday. i heard it was an absolute mess though, practically a mob scene. did you go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830261)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:31 PM
Author: shimmering narrow-minded dragon theater

he's coming to sf this week. they started giving out numbers last week and his book is completely sold out everywhere. i bought it at the airport on thursday. only place i could find it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830279)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:35 PM
Author: lavender slap-happy senate

yes. I actually scouted the place on Friday night at about 11:00pm. There were only a few people camping out so I said "fuck it" and went home to catch some zzz's. Got there at 5:00 am and there was a line that was at least 2000-3000 people long. Eso Won completely mislead people. They said that there would be books available Saturday morning but they had presold the complete stock during the week. Most people left angry and disappointed. I stuck around until 12:00, and although I didn't get a book signed, I did get to shake Clinton's hand. People were going crazy trying to touch him. You would have thought the fuckin pope was in town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830316)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:32 PM
Author: glassy heaven weed whacker

figures that a clinton fan wouldnt consider this cheating

i'm j/k btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830287)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:38 PM
Author: lavender slap-happy senate

I'm not really a hardcore Clintonite. My dad was a big supporter so I wanted to get him a signed book for his 50th birthday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830353)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:44 PM
Author: Smoky Razzle-dazzle Trailer Park

so all of the guys who don't think this nastiness qualifies as cheating...would you be okay with your girlfriend doing this same thing? does it make a difference whether she's paying for it or just doing it with a random guy she met?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830420)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:49 PM
Author: federal station

Yes, we all don't think that this qualifies as cheating. We also belief that the earth is flat and that you can fall off of it if you're not careful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830471)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:53 PM
Author: Smoky Razzle-dazzle Trailer Park

um, not sure i understand what you're saying - i didn't say that all guys don't think this qualifies as cheating. i was addressing my question to all of the guys that do feel this way, not "all guys."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830503)





Date: June 28th, 2004 1:56 PM
Author: lavender slap-happy senate

I hope you realize that this thread was merely elaborate flamebait.

But my Dad's friend did offer to take me to a massage parlor once. He told me he knew of the best places in LA to get a "happy ending".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830545)





Date: June 28th, 2004 2:02 PM
Author: Smoky Razzle-dazzle Trailer Park

well, count me as taken in by your gambit. pretty involved for flamebait!

i'm sure it's pretty easy to find this sort of thing in LA. if i were a guy, i think it would be hard to resist the temptation to experiment once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=50665&forum_id=2#830596)