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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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puce mind-boggling stag film codepig
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Insanely Creepy Cuckold
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
puce mind-boggling stag film codepig
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Insanely Creepy Cuckold
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
puce mind-boggling stag film codepig
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Titillating Underhanded Becky Nursing Home
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
puce mind-boggling stag film codepig
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Hairraiser fiercely-loyal point psychic
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18000000000000
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Histrionic Henna Coffee Pot Hall
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Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Massive Outnumbered People Who Are Hurt
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Insanely Creepy Cuckold
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Massive Outnumbered People Who Are Hurt
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
puce mind-boggling stag film codepig
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Massive Outnumbered People Who Are Hurt
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Insanely Creepy Cuckold
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
puce mind-boggling stag film codepig
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Massive Outnumbered People Who Are Hurt
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
Lemon Up-to-no-good Tanning Salon
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Massive Outnumbered People Who Are Hurt
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
soul-stirring bronze theater cuck
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
Sienna love of her life
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Histrionic Henna Coffee Pot Hall
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
cyan center trust fund
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
Wild foreskin
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
provocative nudist candlestick maker box office
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if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
adventurous brunch
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
dun piazza fanboi
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
puce mind-boggling stag film codepig
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
Lemon Up-to-no-good Tanning Salon
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
puce mind-boggling stag film codepig
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
dun piazza fanboi
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
Lemon Up-to-no-good Tanning Salon
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hilarious dashing ceo useless brakes
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
dun piazza fanboi
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
provocative nudist candlestick maker box office
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you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
Lemon Up-to-no-good Tanning Salon
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
hilarious dashing ceo useless brakes
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
dun piazza fanboi
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
hilarious dashing ceo useless brakes
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
dun piazza fanboi
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
hilarious dashing ceo useless brakes
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
dun piazza fanboi
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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cyan center trust fund
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
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puce mind-boggling stag film codepig
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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Massive Outnumbered People Who Are Hurt
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hilarious dashing ceo useless brakes
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puce mind-boggling stag film codepig
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
pale orchestra pit nibblets
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
excitant state
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puce mind-boggling stag film codepig
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
Mahogany ratface
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: puce mind-boggling stag film codepig



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Cuckold

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: puce mind-boggling stag film codepig

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Cuckold

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: puce mind-boggling stag film codepig

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Titillating Underhanded Becky Nursing Home

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: puce mind-boggling stag film codepig

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Hairraiser fiercely-loyal point psychic



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Trip whorehouse

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Massive Outnumbered People Who Are Hurt



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: cyan center trust fund



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: garnet odious pit french chef



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: adventurous brunch



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: erotic comical electric furnace puppy



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: hilarious dashing ceo useless brakes



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Hateful violent theatre personal credit line



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: vigorous affirmative action national security agency



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: excitant state



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Sable Marvelous Pistol Digit Ratio



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Histrionic Henna Coffee Pot Hall



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Massive Outnumbered People Who Are Hurt

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Cuckold

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Massive Outnumbered People Who Are Hurt

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: puce mind-boggling stag film codepig

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Massive Outnumbered People Who Are Hurt

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Cuckold

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: puce mind-boggling stag film codepig

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Massive Outnumbered People Who Are Hurt

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Lemon Up-to-no-good Tanning Salon

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Massive Outnumbered People Who Are Hurt

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: soul-stirring bronze theater cuck

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Sienna love of her life

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Histrionic Henna Coffee Pot Hall



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: cyan center trust fund

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: Wild foreskin

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: provocative nudist candlestick maker box office

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: adventurous brunch

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: dun piazza fanboi

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: puce mind-boggling stag film codepig

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Lemon Up-to-no-good Tanning Salon

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: puce mind-boggling stag film codepig

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: dun piazza fanboi

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Lemon Up-to-no-good Tanning Salon

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: hilarious dashing ceo useless brakes



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: dun piazza fanboi

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: provocative nudist candlestick maker box office

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Lemon Up-to-no-good Tanning Salon

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: hilarious dashing ceo useless brakes

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: dun piazza fanboi

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: hilarious dashing ceo useless brakes

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: dun piazza fanboi

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: hilarious dashing ceo useless brakes

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: dun piazza fanboi

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: dun piazza fanboi

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: cyan center trust fund



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: hilarious dashing ceo useless brakes

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: puce mind-boggling stag film codepig



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: chrome blathering deer antler

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Massive Outnumbered People Who Are Hurt



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: hilarious dashing ceo useless brakes



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: puce mind-boggling stag film codepig



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: pale orchestra pit nibblets

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: excitant state

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: puce mind-boggling stag film codepig



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Mahogany ratface

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

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