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Suspect partner overheard me bitching out a junior associate

Junior associate gave me an attitude and I nearly went apesh...
jade soul-stirring legal warrant hall
  07/01/09
cool story hansel. you're quite the rainmaker.
Concupiscible grizzly hunting ground
  07/01/09
Actually I was afraid I might get in trouble for going apesh...
jade soul-stirring legal warrant hall
  07/01/09
Describe said associate
odious bawdyhouse
  07/01/09
Smart ass who fucked up. Went to TTT and mistakenly thinks ...
jade soul-stirring legal warrant hall
  07/01/09
damn. what did he do?
odious bawdyhouse
  07/01/09
I gave the guy constructive criticism on his objectively shi...
jade soul-stirring legal warrant hall
  07/01/09
you sound like an uptight douche, yelling at people and goin...
Concupiscible grizzly hunting ground
  07/01/09
The dood is about 4 inches taller than me and outweighs me ...
jade soul-stirring legal warrant hall
  07/01/09
LOL, so youre some uptight Jew or little slope who is on a p...
Concupiscible grizzly hunting ground
  07/01/09
?
odious bawdyhouse
  07/01/09
what's your question friend?
Concupiscible grizzly hunting ground
  07/01/09
No, I'm a normal size gentile.
jade soul-stirring legal warrant hall
  07/01/09
tell us about your prestigious school. lol
Concupiscible grizzly hunting ground
  07/01/09
T14, no big whoop
jade soul-stirring legal warrant hall
  07/01/09
exactly, you went to some shithole like NU or Cornell.
Concupiscible grizzly hunting ground
  07/01/09
I don't know why you'd care about where I went to school. ...
jade soul-stirring legal warrant hall
  07/01/09
I'm just demonstrating that you're some unprestigious, middl...
Concupiscible grizzly hunting ground
  07/01/09
You sound like a self righteous dildo. You're the one try...
jade soul-stirring legal warrant hall
  07/01/09
don't like how it feels, do you prole? Think about that nex...
Concupiscible grizzly hunting ground
  07/01/09
Hey just curious, are you at a firm with a bunch of asshole ...
yellow aggressive office organic girlfriend
  07/01/09
no, but I've seen dickheads like the OP since I've been doin...
Concupiscible grizzly hunting ground
  07/01/09
Not even slightly correct. This guy repeatedly tested my pa...
jade soul-stirring legal warrant hall
  07/01/09
This guy probably gets shit on daily. He might even be the ...
jade soul-stirring legal warrant hall
  07/01/09
no dude, I'm a mid level at V5 and I eat toileteers like you...
Concupiscible grizzly hunting ground
  07/01/09
I've always thought that was a particularly gay expression. ...
jade soul-stirring legal warrant hall
  07/01/09
Not really brah, my uncle is one of the swinging dicks at th...
Concupiscible grizzly hunting ground
  07/01/09
I'm sure you're a very important faggot, in your own mind.
jade soul-stirring legal warrant hall
  07/01/09
I don't think I'm anything special at all, especially in thi...
Concupiscible grizzly hunting ground
  07/01/09
You're terribly presumptuous and sound like a horrible perso...
jade soul-stirring legal warrant hall
  07/01/09
Both of you are insecure jackasses for arguing anonymously a...
Exciting library
  07/01/09
the second your uncle strokes out or goes to jail for kiddy ...
anal azn
  07/01/09
Right, I'm very intimidated by your baseless faggot insults....
jade soul-stirring legal warrant hall
  07/01/09
go slink back into work to take orders from your betters, pe...
Concupiscible grizzly hunting ground
  07/01/09
Go update your resume for OCI.
jade soul-stirring legal warrant hall
  07/01/09
pwnt and pst
Cerebral buff menage mexican
  07/01/09
"apeshit"?
Arousing gas station dopamine
  07/01/09
"smarted off"?
Arousing gas station dopamine
  07/01/09
this really ought to have been the last word here; brilliant...
Arousing gas station dopamine
  07/01/09
guess you were king of that encounter; the satisfaction must...
Arousing gas station dopamine
  07/01/09
Killself.
Rambunctious space selfie
  07/01/09
Please state your position in the firm.
yellow aggressive office organic girlfriend
  07/01/09
Couple class years ahead of the shithead associate
jade soul-stirring legal warrant hall
  07/01/09
Is your firm one that engaged in lay-offs?
yellow aggressive office organic girlfriend
  07/01/09
Not yet
jade soul-stirring legal warrant hall
  07/01/09
now i know you post on xo, haha
Orange fiercely-loyal cruise ship mother
  07/01/09
wow, public humiliation. i imagine the next time he has a ch...
Vivacious station
  07/01/09
OP sounds like a real jewel. I hope you die in a car fire.
Ungodly Headpube
  07/01/09
ty
ruddy razzle-dazzle corn cake
  07/01/09
?
Ungodly Headpube
  07/01/09
OP should die in a car fire. I appreciate your magnamity ...
ruddy razzle-dazzle corn cake
  07/01/09
Glad to do it. We all have to pull our weight around here, ...
Ungodly Headpube
  07/01/09
Think about shutting the door next time you go "apeshit...
adventurous free-loading lodge
  07/01/09
OP is a retard. Even if you're going to lose your shit and s...
Mint kitchen twinkling uncleanness
  07/01/09
You sound like an ass.
Overrated School Cafeteria
  07/01/09
he does. i think i'll "go apeshit" on an insecure...
Arousing gas station dopamine
  07/01/09
Wow you sound like an insufferable douche!
cyan multi-colored stage
  07/01/09
and this thread's going splendidly for him
Arousing gas station dopamine
  07/01/09
I lol when I think of OP creating this thread expecting resp...
cyan multi-colored stage
  07/01/09
Not exactly where he thought the Threat was gonna go http...
arrogant state associate
  07/01/09
YLS grad here. Periodically I go apeshit on TTTer Harvard gr...
Misanthropic olive faggotry messiness
  07/01/09
yeah, make friends at all costs
dun new version forum
  07/01/09
wow, you are so awesome!! can i haz your autograph??
Dark temple idiot
  07/01/09
*APESHITS ALL OVER SECRETARY PARALEGAL AND ASSOCIATES* *I...
Ungodly Headpube
  07/01/09
ITT: aspie with delusions of grandeur acts like petulant chi...
ebony big pisswyrm round eye
  07/01/09


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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:21 AM
Author: jade soul-stirring legal warrant hall

Junior associate gave me an attitude and I nearly went apeshit.

Next morning partner was talking to associate for an extended period and associate was morosely looking at the floor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131028)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:26 AM
Author: Concupiscible grizzly hunting ground

cool story hansel. you're quite the rainmaker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131034)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:29 AM
Author: jade soul-stirring legal warrant hall

Actually I was afraid I might get in trouble for going apeshit. Apparently the partner not only approves but added some of his own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131036)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:37 AM
Author: odious bawdyhouse

Describe said associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131040)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:38 AM
Author: jade soul-stirring legal warrant hall

Smart ass who fucked up. Went to TTT and mistakenly thinks he's the shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131041)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:43 AM
Author: odious bawdyhouse

damn. what did he do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131049)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:47 AM
Author: jade soul-stirring legal warrant hall

I gave the guy constructive criticism on his objectively shitty work. He smarted off to me and I went apeshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131052)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:56 AM
Author: Concupiscible grizzly hunting ground

you sound like an uptight douche, yelling at people and going "apeshit" at someone who thought he was being cute demonstrates what a faggot you are. I'm sure dood was smaller than you too or you wouldn't have had the stones to do it in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131058)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:01 AM
Author: jade soul-stirring legal warrant hall

The dood is about 4 inches taller than me and outweighs me by at least 50 pounds. I really don't give a shit.

My firm is big on civility, but this fucker was more than I was willing to put up with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131060)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:11 AM
Author: Concupiscible grizzly hunting ground

LOL, so youre some uptight Jew or little slope who is on a power trip. this dude will probably have your job in a year. Lulz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131062)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:14 AM
Author: odious bawdyhouse

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131063)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:14 AM
Author: Concupiscible grizzly hunting ground

what's your question friend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131065)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:14 AM
Author: jade soul-stirring legal warrant hall

No, I'm a normal size gentile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131064)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:15 AM
Author: Concupiscible grizzly hunting ground

tell us about your prestigious school. lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131066)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:17 AM
Author: jade soul-stirring legal warrant hall

T14, no big whoop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131068)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:18 AM
Author: Concupiscible grizzly hunting ground

exactly, you went to some shithole like NU or Cornell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131069)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:20 AM
Author: jade soul-stirring legal warrant hall

I don't know why you'd care about where I went to school.

I went justifiably apeshit and instead of being disciplined myself, I was affirmed. That is all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131070)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:22 AM
Author: Concupiscible grizzly hunting ground

I'm just demonstrating that you're some unprestigious, middle of the road schlep who probably went to a TTT undergrad and had a TTT major. I'm sure you scored a 169 on the LSAT or something similarly terrible. Now you're acting like some bigshot for telling off some noob at your firm. You are clearly an immature faggot with very little prestige.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131071)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:25 AM
Author: jade soul-stirring legal warrant hall

You sound like a self righteous dildo.

You're the one trying to lord it over people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131072)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:27 AM
Author: Concupiscible grizzly hunting ground

don't like how it feels, do you prole? Think about that next time you abuse some "TTT". You're a TTT piece of shit yourself, and nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131074)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:28 AM
Author: yellow aggressive office organic girlfriend

Hey just curious, are you at a firm with a bunch of asshole senior associates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131076)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:30 AM
Author: Concupiscible grizzly hunting ground

no, but I've seen dickheads like the OP since I've been doing this shit. They are invariably, insecure douches themselves and get off on pwning TTTs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131078)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:31 AM
Author: jade soul-stirring legal warrant hall

Not even slightly correct. This guy repeatedly tested my patience before I reached my limit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131081)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:30 AM
Author: jade soul-stirring legal warrant hall

This guy probably gets shit on daily. He might even be the idiot I yelled at.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131079)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:32 AM
Author: Concupiscible grizzly hunting ground

no dude, I'm a mid level at V5 and I eat toileteers like you for fucking breakfast. Enjoy Piper or whatever shithole you work at.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131083)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:35 AM
Author: jade soul-stirring legal warrant hall

I've always thought that was a particularly gay expression.

We both know the only thing you eat is shit from partners. You've never tried a case or even spoken in court.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131084)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:37 AM
Author: Concupiscible grizzly hunting ground

Not really brah, my uncle is one of the swinging dicks at the firm so I'm basically untouchable. It's little bitches like you who live in abject fear of getting layoff-pwned and forced out, especially given your TTT background.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131089)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:40 AM
Author: jade soul-stirring legal warrant hall

I'm sure you're a very important faggot, in your own mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131090)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:43 AM
Author: Concupiscible grizzly hunting ground

I don't think I'm anything special at all, especially in this bullshit profession. I am, however, MUCH more intelligent and prestigious than someone like you, who'll spend the next 30 years working like a bitch trying to scrape something together before dropping dead at 55 of stress-induced heart attack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131094)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:45 AM
Author: jade soul-stirring legal warrant hall

You're terribly presumptuous and sound like a horrible person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131095)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:37 AM
Author: Exciting library

Both of you are insecure jackasses for arguing anonymously about who is more preftigious.

The only person more insecure than you on this entire webchatarena is me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131300)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:28 AM
Author: anal azn

the second your uncle strokes out or goes to jail for kiddy diddling YOUR FUCT.

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131273)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:29 AM
Author: jade soul-stirring legal warrant hall

Right, I'm very intimidated by your baseless faggot insults.

Fuck off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131077)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:31 AM
Author: Concupiscible grizzly hunting ground

go slink back into work to take orders from your betters, people like me. LOL at this TTT piece of garbage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131080)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:32 AM
Author: jade soul-stirring legal warrant hall

Go update your resume for OCI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131082)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:39 AM
Author: Cerebral buff menage mexican

pwnt and pst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131304)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 12:02 PM
Author: Arousing gas station dopamine

"apeshit"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131996)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 12:02 PM
Author: Arousing gas station dopamine

"smarted off"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131994)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 12:06 PM
Author: Arousing gas station dopamine

this really ought to have been the last word here; brilliant, underrated post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12132017)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 12:01 PM
Author: Arousing gas station dopamine

guess you were king of that encounter; the satisfaction must be immense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131993)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 1:29 PM
Author: Rambunctious space selfie

Killself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12132730)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:46 AM
Author: yellow aggressive office organic girlfriend

Please state your position in the firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131051)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:47 AM
Author: jade soul-stirring legal warrant hall

Couple class years ahead of the shithead associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131053)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:48 AM
Author: yellow aggressive office organic girlfriend

Is your firm one that engaged in lay-offs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131054)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:49 AM
Author: jade soul-stirring legal warrant hall

Not yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131055)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:40 AM
Author: Orange fiercely-loyal cruise ship mother

now i know you post on xo, haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131309)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 10:16 AM
Author: Vivacious station

wow, public humiliation. i imagine the next time he has a chance to screw you, he'll do so without thinking twice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131413)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 10:17 AM
Author: Ungodly Headpube

OP sounds like a real jewel. I hope you die in a car fire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131417)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 10:22 AM
Author: ruddy razzle-dazzle corn cake

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131429)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 10:23 AM
Author: Ungodly Headpube

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131430)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 10:35 AM
Author: ruddy razzle-dazzle corn cake

OP should die in a car fire.

I appreciate your magnamity in pointing this out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131486)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 10:38 AM
Author: Ungodly Headpube

Glad to do it. We all have to pull our weight around here, so I do my best to contribute. For other indicia of my particularly vitriolic mood today, I suggest you look through the "Summon BlueSmoke" thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131503)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 10:20 AM
Author: adventurous free-loading lodge

Think about shutting the door next time you go "apeshit" on someone instead of doing it within earshot of others. It's common courtesy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131422)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 10:34 AM
Author: Mint kitchen twinkling uncleanness

OP is a retard. Even if you're going to lose your shit and start yelling at a subordinate, do it with the door closed. But losing your shit just makes you look retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131481)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 10:58 AM
Author: Overrated School Cafeteria

You sound like an ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131619)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 12:03 PM
Author: Arousing gas station dopamine

he does. i think i'll "go apeshit" on an insecure lower 't-14' type today to honor him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12131999)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 12:05 PM
Author: cyan multi-colored stage

Wow you sound like an insufferable douche!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12132010)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 12:07 PM
Author: Arousing gas station dopamine

and this thread's going splendidly for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12132023)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 12:17 PM
Author: cyan multi-colored stage

I lol when I think of OP creating this thread expecting responses like, "Wow, did he talk back to you?!" and "What kind of assignment did you give him; was it hard?" and "180! That partner now knows what an alpha you are!" and instead he gets:

"Wow you sound like an insecure beta faggot"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12132109)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 2:19 PM
Author: arrogant state associate

Not exactly where he thought the Threat was gonna go

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00334/ed_imgSNN2552B_435_334918a.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12133096)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 12:10 PM
Author: Misanthropic olive faggotry messiness

YLS grad here. Periodically I go apeshit on TTTer Harvard grads.

But seriously folks, if you're going to bitch people out, please don't do it publicly. You're creating an enemy and asking for an asswhoopin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12132050)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 1:32 PM
Author: dun new version forum

yeah, make friends at all costs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12132745)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 12:13 PM
Author: Dark temple idiot

wow, you are so awesome!!

can i haz your autograph??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12132067)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 12:21 PM
Author: Ungodly Headpube

*APESHITS ALL OVER SECRETARY PARALEGAL AND ASSOCIATES*

*IS SHOCKED WHEN WORK DOESNT GET DONE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12132160)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 1:45 PM
Author: ebony big pisswyrm round eye

ITT: aspie with delusions of grandeur acts like petulant child.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031301&forum_id=2#12132830)